The last elf

The revolutionary battle of high school students has begun without knowing it. The final countdown of three days has caused an uproar throughout the country, especially the parents, who simply worship their children as if they are Bodhisattvas. The so-called This is the truth of "raising a child takes a thousand days, but spends it in a moment..biqugev".

Because the college entrance examination is about to take place, I received a lot of phone calls during this period. Needless to say, those selling exam tips and books are mostly from the admissions hotlines of major schools. I don’t know about these. Where did they get our detailed information? Anyway, they all know our names, mobile phone numbers and student IDs, so they just keep trying to trick you into signing up for those so-called vocational colleges. This is ridiculous. The exam hasn't even started yet, and I don't even know the scores yet, and yet you start enrolling students, no one will believe you!

Just when I was having breakfast today, my phone rang again, but this time it was the head teacher, so I didn't dare to yell at her.

"Hello? Bai Yunfeng? Come to the school quickly. The admission ticket is about to be issued. Remember to bring your ID card."

She hung up before I could say anything. It seemed that she was quite busy, but she was about to be liberated. She told us last time that we were the last batch of students she would take care of, and she would stop taking care of us after she finished taking care of us. She plans to go to Dali, Yunnan to plant flowers with her husband.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, we were really moved after hearing this at that time. We didn’t expect that she still had such thoughts, so it means that we are dragging her down?

Forget it, I still have to get the admission ticket anyway, and I haven’t visited the class for a long time, and I don’t know how the immortals in the class are doing lately.

Just when I was about to go out, I saw Ah Li and Hu Qimei also planning to go out, so I stopped them and asked, "Where are you two going?"

Ah Li turned back to look at me and said, "Master, Qimei said she wanted to go out to play, so I took her out to play for a while."

"Did I hear you correctly? Aren't you two incapable of playing together?!"

After hearing this, Hu Qimei glared at me and said, "That's because I don't know the way! Otherwise, I wouldn't have let her take me!"

I was speechless: "Then will your second sister know the way? I can guarantee that if you two go out a little further this time, you will never come back. If you don't believe me, give it a try?"

Seeing their eyes facing each other, I was really angry and laughing at the same time. Sometimes these two sisters are very smart, but sometimes they are stupid as hell. Are everyone in the Hu family like this?

"In this case, I'll find a reliable person to take you to play." After saying that, I turned back to the house and invited Li Zhiyue out.

"You want me to take them to play?" Li Zhiyue asked in disbelief.

"Yes, take Meng Lin and Lulu with you by the way. I have to go to school now and can't accompany you."

"Then who's going to cook?"

"Xue Ying is here. She has to transmit cold air to Yu Xi every noon, so she has to stay."

After I finished explaining, I walked all the way towards the school. There were a lot of pedestrians on the road, not so many as usual. It wasn't the Chinese New Year yet, so why did so many people suddenly appear? Didn't you just pass the college entrance examination? Why does it have to be like the end of the world?

Anyway, I don’t panic, and there’s no point in panicking. After all, I’ve overcome life and death difficulties, am I still afraid of the college entrance examination? If you had to use an extremely pretentious sentence to describe me at this time, it would be: "What big scene have I never seen? When the atomic bomb exploded, I stood by and watched!!!"

Well, let’s stop boasting. When I arrived at school, the old man guarding the door actually recognized me. This touched me, even though we didn’t know each other very well.

It was class time at this time, and there was no one on the playground. It was quite comfortable, and I walked around twice before walking up.

Just as I was passing by the door of the office, someone suddenly called me. When I turned around, I realized it was the head teacher. She walked up to me holding a lot of paper, looked at me for a while, and then asked: " Where have you gone crazy these past few months? You have gained a lot of weight."

Based on my understanding of the class teacher, she was definitely going to scold me and I had to run away quickly, so I scratched my head and said with a smile, "You're not that fat, but you've become a lot prettier after not seeing me in the past few months..."

The head teacher is usually a soft-spoken person. When she heard me complimenting her, she immediately laughed. There is nothing I can do about it. Women just love to hear others compliment her on her beauty. This is an eternal truth.

"Well, if there's nothing else, I'll go back to the classroom first..."

"Wait a minute! Hand these out for me. I have something to do and I'll come back later. Ask them to keep their voices down so they don't disturb other classes." After saying this, the head teacher stuffed a lot of paper in his hand. When it came to my hands, I took a closer look and found that these were the admission tickets of my classmates.

"Okay! I promise to complete the mission!"

When I walked to the door of the class holding these admission tickets, I suddenly stopped because I wanted to see their photos first. Although this is unethical, I like it...

The first one was of a girl in the class. She had no expression and no feeling when she looked at it. So I changed it to the next one.

This one is more interesting. It’s a guy who is called a “wretched guy” by his classmates. Looking at his eyes, he looks like a thief, and his sexy mustache. I Just looking at it made me laugh.

When I saw the big fat photo, I couldn't help laughing like a tractor. This guy had tooth decay at the time, so half of his face was swollen. At first glance, he looked like he was being beaten. After one punch, as well as his chubby head and his cute little crew cut, it looked like he was hopeless.

The pictures were getting funnier than the next, so I laughed louder and louder until the door to the class was pushed open.

I looked up and saw Hu Shuirong walking out. She looked a little surprised when she saw me: "Feng, why are you here?"

I raised the admission ticket in my hand to her and said, "The teacher asked me to pass these on."

When I walked into the class, everyone was naturally excited, and then they asked me: "Brother Feng, when you came here just now, did you see someone screaming in the corridor? The sound was like a tractor, obscene Damn it, we are planning to go out and beat him up!"

"I...I didn't see it...don't ask me, I just got here..."

I originally wanted to hide it, but in the end it was exposed because I just couldn't help it! When I was handing out admission tickets to them, I looked at the photos of a bunch of people on it and couldn't help but laugh like a tractor again.

Later, before I could finish handing out the admission tickets, they snatched them all away. Then when they saw other people's photos, they all laughed like ghosts.

We were still laughing until the head teacher appeared. We didn't dare to stop until we found her. Although all of our faces were blushing at this time, we all looked at each other. After holding it in for two seconds, we laughed again. come out.

After we could no longer laugh anymore, the class teacher looked at us meaningfully and said, "Okay, you guys. In these few days before the college entrance examination, every other class is as serious as the court. It's better for you, you're just like a fool." The market is as lively as buying vegetables, everyone has the ability to go to heaven, right?"

Seeing that none of us said anything, she paused for a while and continued: "Please carefully check your admission ticket number, candidate number, ID number, and examination room. If you find any mistakes, report them immediately!"

Now everyone is alive again, and they are all looking at each other's exam rooms, hoping to have more people in the same class share the exam room, so that they won't be so nervous even if they can't copy.

Anyway, I didn't panic. Although Hu Shuirong and I were not in the same examination room, I could still copy it.

At this time, I suddenly thought of Xiaoya.

She used to sit behind me, but she hasn't come to school since I chose relegation. I wonder who is sitting behind me now?

Thinking of this, I turned my head deliberately. Although I knew that the person behind me was no longer Xiaoya, I was still shocked.

It was a girl with a big face. She was very big. When she saw me turning around, she showed me an incredible smile, and then asked me: "Classmate, what is the exam room number you are in?"

I swallowed, turned my head back and stammered: "I don't have an exam room, I won't take the exam..."

After a while, a paper ball flew over and hit me on the back of the head. I picked it up and opened it and saw it read: After the exam, we will go traveling together!

At that time, I was thinking to myself, who is this? Is it possible that there is a girl in the class who has a crush on me? Seeing that the college entrance examination is about to take place, do you want to express your love for me after graduation?

So I looked around until I saw Ling'er, Xiao Xie and Awei waving to me...

Hey, this world is really full of surprises, but looking at the three of them looking like they are determined to win, they should have failed the college entrance examination.

Jiang Yuebai and Xiaodie should have received their admission tickets, right? However, because we are not in the same school, we naturally cannot meet each other during the college entrance examination. But I believe that they are also the kind of people who must pass every exam, and I am an exception. If Xueying does not help me, I think I've been dead for a long time.

At this time, my cell phone suddenly rang. I took it out and saw that it was Sun Tianhao calling. This grandson hasn’t called me for a long time. I bet that this time he will call me % because he has something to ask me for. Called.

So I pressed the answer button and said to him first: "Hello? If you have anything to do, just tell me, but let me make it clear first that I will not commit murder or arson!"

Sun Tianhao on the other end of the phone smiled boldly: "Don't worry, it's nothing sinister. This time it's just a football match. The venue is still at the same gymnasium as last time. I happened to be short of someone, so I called for you."

After being stunned for two seconds, I finally came to my senses, and then yelled into the phone: "Fuck! If you need someone, just call me. Is it possible that I'm just a make-up? I won't go!!!"

"Hey, don't! Even if there's no shortage of people, I'm going to call you to watch the fight, so just..."

"Go to hell! You want me to be your cheerleader?! What do you think I am?!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't get excited, listen to me... I'm really in a hurry this time, so just do me a favor, and I'll treat you to dinner, and how about one-stop service?"

"Ah! Would I miss your meal? This is a matter of dignity! You simply..."

Wait a minute... I suddenly thought of something, so I immediately changed my mind and said, "You just said there were a few people, right? How about I bring a few more people to be your cheerleaders? But you have to bear the responsibility for the food and drink of us." "

"Okay, okay, no problem. Come over here quickly. I'll wait for you at the door!" After saying this, Sun Tianhao hung up the phone, and I smiled evilly.

I called my home phone number and told Xueying to stop cooking. Then I called Li Zhiyue and told them to come to the gym to meet me when they were done playing. I said they would have free lunch. This news was told to Hu Shuirong and Xiao Xie.

After it was over, I thought to myself: Sun Tianhao, Sun Tianhao, I have helped you attract so many people to cheer for you in one breath. If you don't shed some blood today, you would be really sorry for me.

"Okay, I'll go over first. You can come together after school. I'll wait for you inside." After saying this to Hu Shuirong, I immediately stood up and said to the class teacher: "Teacher, teacher! My dad called me to go home." Something’s wrong!!!”

Naturally, the class teacher asked me to leave. After leaving the school gate, I stopped a tricycle on the street and headed towards the gymnasium.

When I was approaching the gymnasium, I saw Sun Tianhao standing at the door waiting for me from all the way. He saw me and asked, "Why are you alone? Didn't you tell me that you also called others?"

"Why are you anxious? They haven't arrived yet. They will be here in a while. Let's talk first. What will happen later?"

"I'll take you in first to see the situation."

Following Sun Tianhao to the football field of the stadium, he looked around and saw ten people in red clothes and eight people in blue clothes standing in the field. Needless to say, these were members of the red and blue teams.

"Are we from the blue team?" I asked Sun Tianhao.

"Yes, eight people, including you and me, exactly ten to ten."

"To be honest, I have never played football. Are there any rules?"

"There are no rules. This is a freestyle game. No matter what method you use, whether it's kicking or hugging, as long as the ball goes into the goal."

"What? Hug? Can football be hugged?!" As soon as I heard this, I felt that I had been tricked by this grandson again.

Sun Tianhao smiled slightly: "Of course, freestyle, anything will do. As long as you can score a goal, you can even knock the opponent down."

"Hit...knock him down?"

"That's right, didn't you see that each of them has a dick in their hand?"

After Sun Tianhao finished speaking, I noticed the wrenches in the hands of the group of people...

(End of this chapter)