The last elf

As we all know, there is a saying that "meet love around the corner". .

But this sentence obviously didn't work for me, because when I turned the corner at the intersection, an electric car came towards me.

When I saw the electric car driving towards me, I was shocked. I wanted to hide, but my body couldn't move at that moment.

The man riding the electric bike was about to hit me, so he shouted to me at the top of his lungs: "Young man! You go left and I go right! Hurry!!!"

When he yelled like this, I immediately came to my senses, and then quickly dodged to the left.

But we still ran into each other.

The moment I was hit, there was only one thought in my mind, and that was: Fuck the law of conservation of direction!

……

……

……

"Ah...where is this...my god, my head hurts..."

When I opened my eyes again, I found that I was lying on a bed, and the sheets were still white. Looking at the hospital gown I was wearing at this time, I finally understood that this was a hospital.

I was hospitalized again.

"Hey, kid, are you awake? Are you okay?"

At this time, a sound came towards me. I looked to the left and saw an uncle with his head covered with gauze looking at me. At this time, his whole body was covered with bandages, which looked like the legendary figure. mummy.

"You sent me to the hospital, right? Thank you!"

"Hey, don't say that. I still feel sorry for bumping into you. Now I just want to see that you are okay. It scared me to death at the time!"

I'm speechless. It turned out that he was the one who hit me, but he seemed to be injured more seriously than me. He was almost wrapped into a rice dumpling!

"How long have I been unconscious?"

"It's been almost a day since last night."

If I rub it, will I be dizzy for a whole day? Am I so immune to collisions?

I looked out the window. It was already dark. The day had passed like this. Where was Lulu? Hu Shuirong should have called me, right?

Thinking of this, I touched my pocket, but I didn't find my phone.

"Where's my phone?"

"Next to you."

The uncle pointed at the table to my right. I looked over where he pointed and saw my cell phone lying quietly on the table.

But it looks a bit miserable at this time.

"Damn, the electric panel fell out, so violently?"

I grinned, put the circuit board back into the phone, and pressed the power button hard.

Okay, okay, not dead yet, still usable.

Looking at the more than twenty missed calls from Hu Shuirong, I swallowed and then dialed her number.

She picked up after a while, and from the sound of her voice, she must have just finished school.

"Daughter-in-law, I was hit by a car...I am in the hospital now. Come over as soon as you are free..."

After hanging up the phone, I closed my eyes and rested. During this period, the uncle kept chatting with me, but I didn't even bother with him.

After a while, my dad actually called and started scolding me.

"You brat, why didn't you tell me even if you were relegated?"

"Oh my god, how did you know that?"

"I met your class teacher before! She scolded me because I was always busy doing business and didn't care about you at all."

"She was telling the truth, right..."

"Okay, okay, I won't tell you anymore. I'm going to the hospital now. A friend had a car accident. Let me just say this first. Remember to eat on time!" My dad hung up the phone after saying that.

"What did you say? Go to the hospital? Hello? Hello!"

Damn it, you were also in a car accident, and you went to visit your friends without caring about your son's life or death. Are you still my father? Am I your biological child? !

Alas, let’s ask myself first when I can be discharged from the hospital. I don’t want to spend the next three months in a hospital bed, otherwise I will go crazy!

When I called the nurse and asked, she said there was nothing serious about me, I just injured my leg and I could be discharged from the hospital in half a month.

"As for him..." The nurse pointed to the uncle next to me who was wrapped like a mummy, paused and said, "He is more serious and will have to lie down for at least a month."

Haha, it’s finally a little more balanced this time. Who asked him to drive so fast? I remember that we both flew out. I was hit and he flew directly out of the car. Fortunately, it was nothing serious. question.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and then a middle-aged man walked in from the door. When I saw him, my eyes widened.

Isn't this my dad? Why is he here?

Wow, it can’t be such a coincidence...

Yes, this time the big eyes are staring at the small eyes.

"Son, why are you in the hospital too?!" My dad looked very shocked when he saw me.

"Ask him! Don't ask me!" I pretended to be angry and pointed at the mummy uncle next to me.

"Old Chen! So it turns out that the person you said hit someone with your car was my son!"

After the uncle found out, he looked even more apologetic. Although I couldn't see his face clearly, I could tell by the tone of his voice.

"Is everything okay? As long as it's okay, it's fate!" My dad looked at us and said.

I glared at him, thinking I was destined to be your sister! Are you having a convulsion in your head? What kind of fate is this? Still saying it's okay? Fortunately, I am lucky, otherwise my body would stink by now!

Then they, two elderly men, kept chatting and completely ignored me. During this period, I kept looking at my dad with blank eyes, but he never looked down on me.

Your sister! Believe it or not, I will prevent you from having any grandchildren in your life! ! !

Just when I was about to hang myself in front of them, Hu Shuirong came.

She was still holding Lulu in her arms.

After seeing my dad, she called him: "Hello, uncle."

My dad didn't expect that she would come too, so he could only nod towards her.

What follows is endless dog-torture plot, tormenting these two single old dogs.

Uh, that's not right! They all have wives!

No matter, it’s just a show of affection in front of them anyway. Who told them to ignore me just now?

"Daughter-in-law, I'm hungry, I want to eat!"

"Daughter-in-law, I'm thirsty and I want a drink of water!"

"Daughter-in-law, I'm sleepy, I want to sleep!"

During this period, Hu Shuirong has been working hard and never complained. Even when she went to buy food, she did not forget to bring one for my dad and the mummy uncle. This moved me very much.

"Son, whose child is this little girl?" My dad asked, pointing to Lulu in my arms.

Originally, I wanted to tell him loudly that Lulu is ours! It’s from our family! Your granddaughter!

But considering that Xueying has not come back yet, it is not the time to tell him the truth, so I answered seriously: "Have you forgotten? She is the daughter of our aunt's second uncle's aunt's family."

Then my dad thought about it carefully. After thinking for a while, he scratched his head and said to me, "Isn't it right? I remember that their family doesn't seem to have a daughter!"

"No, no, no, you must have remembered it wrong. At your age, memory loss is normal."

Then my dad stopped talking. It seemed that I was right. I thought it was funny, so I said to him, "Didn't you always want to have a grandson? Now you think of her as yours." Granddaughter! Now, go on!"

After saying that, I threw Lulu towards him. Lulu didn't cry or fuss in his hands, she just kept pulling on his beard. It seemed that Lulu was quite interested in his beard.

I saw it, and I thought you would be the one to bother me in the future.

"Hey, did your grandfather ask you anything after I went back yesterday?" I asked Hu Shuirong softly.

"No, grandpa didn't ask me. Instead, he kept talking to Lulu until very late before letting Lulu go back to my room to sleep."

"What's Lulu's reaction?"

"There's no response. Doesn't she still know how to speak?"

After hearing what Hu Shuirong said, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, but it would be better not to be asked anything by her grandfather.

After chatting for a while, Hu Shuirong said: "Feng, I have to go back, I have to go to class tomorrow."

Oh yes, today is already Monday, and it is already nine o'clock in the evening. It is time for Hu Shuirong to go back, so I said to my dad: "Dad, please send her back!"

After I finished speaking, I quickly said to Hu Shuirong: "My dad will definitely ask you many questions when I send you back later. Do you know how to answer them?"

"Don't worry, I know." Hu Shuirong said to me with a smile.

"Also, Lulu, let my father take her back. He has been clamoring to have a grandson. After Lulu tortures him for a while, he should be honest."

Hu Shuirong nodded, and then followed my father out of the ward. After they left, the whole ward became quiet again, leaving only me and the uncle.

After this accident, I didn’t dare to let Hu Shuirong go home alone, especially after dark, so I would rather let my dad drive her home. As for what my dad would ask her, I believe Bingxue The smart Hu Shuirong will be able to answer it, after all, she is so smart.

"Hey, Yunfeng, was that your girlfriend just now?"

I glanced at the uncle and said, "What are you doing? Do you want to rob me?"

"Not bad, not bad. On point. The young man is quite discerning."

"That's right! Don't even look at who I am. Let me tell you, I have a very good taste!"

After receiving a compliment from him, my old habit of bragging recurred, but fortunately after some chatting, I discovered that this wretched uncle was also a sweetheart, and he was even better at bragging than me.

My dad finally called after half an hour and said some irrelevant words, but his last words made me laugh all night long.

He said it would be great if this little girl named Lulu was really his granddaughter. He liked Lulu very much. Also, after this chat, he felt that Hu Shuirong was actually a very good girl, so he supported the two of us. As for Mom, he will take care of it.

Hehe, dad, dad, these two things you said are nothing, because Lulu is originally a bloodline of our Bai family, and Hu Shuirong is also your future daughter-in-law.

Isn't all this because you gave birth to such an awesome son like me?

(End of this chapter)