non-famous actor

And just when Jiang Wen complained frantically, Sun Hao spoke up.

"Director, did you know that there is an animal called a mule?"

"Mule, you know!

Back then, when I filmed the movie "Red Sorghum" with director Zhang Yimou in Gaomi, Dongshan Province, I used to feed the big green mules. "

"Well, it's good that you know." Sun Hao continued to say.

"There are two kinds of mules, one is a donkey mule, the other is a horse mule, and the big green mule you mentioned is generally a mule."

"so what?"

Jiang Wen, a child who grew up in the city, still didn't understand what Sun Hao meant.

"The mule, the existence of this animal, actually proves that love can occur between a donkey and a horse.

And the donkey in our production crew lost his temper again and again, there are three possibilities, one, it is a female donkey..."

"Impossible, I tested it myself!"

Uh……

Looking at Jiang Wen who waved his hand, Sun Hao was a little stunned!

how to say?

I still admire you!

I didn't expect that even this kind of thing, your old man is doing it yourself? !

"Speak quickly, keep talking!" Jiang Wen, who felt that he was close to the answer, urged.

"Second, the donkey in the crew was castrated; third, the donkey in the crew has not reached the estrus period..."

At this moment, Sun Hao, who was already feeling a little wise, just finished speaking, and Jiang Wen jumped up in the yard.

"Screen manager, drama manager, assistant director, assistant director... Hurry up and call me and tell the nearby villagers to look for donkeys all over the city. We are going to call donkeys in estrus."

……

……

the next day, early morning

When the genius was bright, Sun Hao got up, changed into his sports clothes, and ran towards the reservoir.

Exercise, practice martial arts to strengthen the body, this kind of good habit must be persisted for a long time.

Because the body is the capital of the revolution!

If he is not in good health, no matter how handsome this body is now, I am afraid that the long-legged sister Zhi Zeng Li will leave him.

Speaking of long-legged girls, it seems that Xu Jinglei's royal sister-like beauty also has very long legs...

"Ummmmmmmm..."

The long-distance runner Sun Hao was thinking in a mess when suddenly he heard a few donkey barking, and he dared to be sure that it was not a donkey coming across.

Sure enough, in a blink of an eye, Sun Hao met a group of donkey-leaders who came across from him.

"Hey, Zhou Da understands, are you saying that the people who make movies on our side are stupid?

How much is a donkey?

They even offered a donkey as much as 50 yuan a day. "

"I don't think they're stupid, they're smart!"

"Oh, what do you say?"

"Look, the people who made the movie gathered all the donkeys from ten miles and eight villages to the reservoir. Could it have a sensational impact?

With the sensational influence, do you think the TV station will come to interview?

The TV station came for an interview. Do you think that everyone in the whole country knows that there are more than 200 donkeys used by the crew to make movies in our Tangshan area?

People all over the country know, do you think this movie can make money? "

"Hiss..., really!"

Chapter 57

"Ummmmmmmm..."

After exercising, before entering the compound of Fulong Hotel, Sun Hao heard the donkey barking one after another.

After entering the door, when he saw the situation in front of him, Sun Hao was shocked. The courtyard that was originally reserved for customers to park was actually "crowded" with donkeys at this moment.

The state is very good, and Jiang Wen even smells of high spirits.

Standing on the steps of the hotel door, he held up a handheld loudspeaker.

"Cough, cough, everyone, be quiet, let me say a few words..."

However, before Jiang Wen finished speaking, the scene was full of donkey barking.

"Ummmmmmmm..."

Man and donkey, this harmony is also very interesting.

Perhaps because of the lack of time, Jiang Wen didn't bother to teach the group of donkeys who were making troubles in the courtyard. He turned up the volume on the hand-held loudspeaker, and said:

"Everyone, please be quiet and listen to me!

Today, the salary for each donkey is 50 yuan. In addition, the film crew will give each of you an additional [-] yuan for food, and it doesn’t matter whether your donkeys are used for filming or not.

Hearing Jiang Wen's promise, Sun Hao suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Wang Zhonglei. It's not that the two-way plug is stingy, but Jiang Wen really doesn't take money as money.

It was clearly something that one or two donkeys could handle, but he found more than 200 in one night, and he had to pay for each donkey!

Standing at the door of the hotel, Sun Hao was watching the excitement when a long-legged girl walked over from behind.

"Haozi, why don't you change your clothes quickly?

We're going to go to the set right now. "

"Uh... Sister Hongbo, shall we still go to the shooting site for breakfast?"

"Of course!

Haozi, you left a few days ago. The director had no choice, so he found another chef for our crew. Well, the craftsmanship is not bad.

Of course, it's still a bit worse than you.

I don't know where your kid learned to cook. Cooking is so delicious, I'm about to commit myself to my sister. "

While joking, Jiang Hongbo pushed Sun Hao upstairs, and ordered him to go back to his room to change clothes, and then walk with him, so as to save a while, being caught among a group of donkeys is not very elegant.

……

When I came to the shooting site, it was still the original cotton tent.

Sun Hao and Jiang Hongbo opened the cotton curtain and went in, and they immediately felt steamy, with huge lamb bones tossing in the soup.

"Sister Hongbo..."

"Ok?"

"Has our director been touched by sheep when he was a child? Otherwise, why can't he live with mutton?"

"Pfft..."

Jiang Hongbo couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Haozi, you are poor."

Putting mutton and offal, making two bowls of soup skillfully, and then sprinkled some green green vegetables on the soup, Sun Hao brought the mutton soup to the table where Jiang Hongbo was.

"Come on, eat!"

"How do you feel?" Jiang Hongbo asked in a low voice, handing a piece of scallion pancake to Sun Hao.

"It's good, at least it's soup made from lamb bones."

After he finished speaking, Sun Hao stopped talking and immersed himself in cooking.

The old ancestor's saying "no talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep" is very reasonable, and you must abide by it.

But while Sun Hao was eating, Jiang Wen and Gu Changwei walked in, and their faces were not good-looking.

"What's the matter, Director?" Jiang Hongbo, who had a good relationship with Jiang Wen, asked.

"Lao Gu asked me to change the script."

"how could be?

Hasn't the difficulty of [Donkey mounted on a horse] been solved? "Sun Hao wondered.

"[The donkey gets on the horse] is solved, but a new problem has come..." Gu Changwei probably had no appetite, and sat down beside Sun Hao without even taking his breakfast.

"Haozi, you all came to the tent just now, and we went directly to the shooting venue, planning to let the donkey try it out."

"Then, how was the result?" Jiang Hongbo said gossip.

"very good!

The first donkey we got, when we saw the horse, it rushed over without anyone to guide it. "

"It is not good?

Then why, Gu Gu, you want the director to change the script again? "Sun Hao was puzzled.

"Old Gu, let me tell you next..." Jiang Wen took over the conversation and said.

"In my script, in fact, [the donkey mounts a horse] should have a rhythm, that is, the donkey rushed into the devil's stable, stunned for a moment, and then rushed towards the mare like a madman.

However, the donkeys we are looking for now are all in estrus, and when we see the mare, let alone stop them, we can't even pull them. "

"Pfft, haha..."

Sun Hao couldn't hold back either, and he laughed out loud.

Because he could imagine the scene, a few strong men couldn't hold back a called donkey who wanted to fall in love with a mare.

"What are you laughing at, come up with an idea quickly?" The depressed Jiang Wen, who was not in a good mood, patted Sun Hao's shoulder vigorously.

"That's all?"

"That's all!"

"That's not easy." Sun Hao pouted, these two brothers really didn't know how to be flexible.

"What is a simple method, can you tell me?" Although he has long been a well-known photographer in the world, Gu Changwei is still humble, even if he asks young people many years younger than him for advice.

"Director, Gu Gu, let's eat quickly. After dinner, let's go to the shooting site to make arrangements."

……

A quiet mare was tied up in the stable, next to the door, which was made of red bricks.

Jiang Wen, who was full of food and drink, stood beside him with hiccups, staring at Sun Hao and directing this "love scene of a donkey and a horse".

"Story affairs, drama affairs..."

"Here, Director."

"You lead another mare and put it in this position..." Sun Hao tapped the open space behind the camera with his foot.

"okay!"

Turning his head to look at the real director, seeing that Jiang Wen had no objection, the drama management followed Sun Hao's arrangement.

After 1 minute, the filming officially started.

"Action!"

In the doorway, a donkey ran out.

The donkey stood in front of the door and was stunned for a moment, then quickly ran to the stable and rushed towards the mare.

At this point, Sun Hao originally wanted to stop, but before the command was spoken, Jiang Wen, who had already changed into his costume, ran to the male donkey, grabbed the donkey's reins, and shouted:

"Don't hit, don't hit, come down quickly, third brother, come and help me."

The extra actor who played the third brother was also a clever person. Seeing that it was time for him to play, he immediately ran over and grabbed the reins of the donkey with Jiang Wen.