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Author of "The Unfamous Movie King": I want to drink cold water for fear of clogging my teeth

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Mr. Sun Hao, please briefly introduce yourself!

Hmm...how should I put it?It should be said that among writers, I am the best at singing; among musicians, I am the best at acting; among actors, I am the best at directing; Domestic Xiaogang Yimou Kaige, or Hollywood's Cameron Spielberg, a word, all instant kills!

Uh... Mr. Sun, let me remind you weakly, "Seckill" seems to be two words! ?

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The sun was very bright, and it was a bit dazzling. Sun Hao, who was sitting on the chair, turned his body sideways to make the expression on his face more natural in the camera lens.

"Sun Hao, do you regret it?"

At this time, the reporter sitting opposite spoke.

Regret?

Of course I regret it, I shouldn't have provoked that old lady in Shanghai!

The 2200 million that lied to her had already been paid back, but she still refused to let go. First she called the police, and then publicly offered a reward of 1500 million on the Internet...

Even if she digs three feet across the country, she insists on digging out Lao Tzu.

The result is now like this, I am going to rush to my Huangquan Road, and she is crying outside the prison at the moment, saying that she loves me, and the reason why she desperately finds me out is because she wants to be with me Let's spend the rest of our lives together!

Hehe, that's great, the rest of my life was "saved" by her like this!

"Sun Hao, do you know how many people you have lied to in your life?

Many people have lost their families because of your deception! "

The young reporter has a sense of justice and speaks forcefully!

How many people have you lied to in your life?

I really haven't counted it, of course, I can't count it if I want to!

It has been a full 16 years since he officially stepped into his "professional career" at the age of 43.

Policemen, soldiers, teachers, workers, university professors, famous show hosts, the director of a certain TV series... Hehe, I can't remember how many roles I have played in society, let alone cheated how many people?

"Sun Hao, before I came here, I interviewed many victims. They all said that your first impression is that you are smart, humorous, funny and knowledgeable. No matter what the topic is, you can always give advice at the first time. .

I didn't expect your real purpose to be deception..."

The reporter with a sense of justice became more and more angry as he talked on camera, but Sun Hao's thoughts drifted far away.

Smart, humorous, and knowledgeable... Young journalists, do you know where these comments come from?

I got it through unremitting efforts!

In order to make my image of a Japanese reporter more perfect in the eyes of Japanese businessmen, I have practiced Japanese hard for two years. I have watched more than 380 Japanese movies alone, studying Japanese accents, studying Japanese customs, Study the living habits of Japanese people.

In order to make my identity as a university professor unassailable in the eyes of a wealthy student, I started to teach myself English at the age of 43, not to mention the original soundtrack of Hollywood movies. Just the English version of "The Count of Monte Cristo" Can be silent from beginning to end.

Of course, there is also Korean. Because of the development of the Korean entertainment industry, at a certain period of time, the money of domestic parents who want to send their children to Korea to debut in a group is really good for 'earning'!

……

"Don't talk, right?"

After the anger passed, the young reporter gradually calmed down.

"Sun Hao, if you don't speak, you can't stop the law from judging you justly, so that you will pay the price with your life for your crime!"

As soon as this remark came out, it marked the end of the interview, and Sun Hao would officially embark on his own path of 'redemption'.

However, just as Sun Hao was about to board the prison car, he heard the reporter who was still determined to ask for the last time:

"Sun Hao, you are about to leave this world, don't you really have no last words to leave behind?"

Hearing this, Sun Hao turned his head and raised his handcuffed hands to straighten his messy hair in the wind.

"This life is too boring. I just play other people. In my next life, I want to play myself!"

Chapter 1

Open your eyes!

White walls, white sheets, white coats, and a very strong smell of disinfectant.

It seems that this should be a hospital!

But, isn't he already dead?

Why would it appear in the hospital again?

I remember very clearly what the little forensic doctor said during the execution.

"Sir, don't be nervous!

When the medicine is pushed in, you will slowly close your eyes, and then fall asleep, just like falling asleep. "

At this time, the voice outside suddenly became noisy.

"Doctor Zhao, is the mouse really all right? How about you check it out for me?"

"Doctor Zhao, the rat's heart stopped suddenly at that time. It was Lao Chen who knew some first aid knowledge and rescued him through chest compressions and artificial respiration. You really don't need to check it anymore?"

……

Listening to the sound, there were at least three people outside the house, and two of the young people who spoke were very interesting. They not only boasted that they would give the mouse chest compressions, but also dared to give it mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration.

Ha ha, aren't you afraid of the plague?

Huh... Thinking of this, Sun Hao frowned suddenly.

Could it be that this is some mysterious base in the legend, which is specially used to study some very advanced biotechnology..., and I am afraid that I am the guinea pig they use for experiments?

Hehe, if that's the case, that's great, at least I can make a little more contribution to society!

Just as he was thinking, the door opened, and two delicate and healthy figures ran in.

"Mouse, are you awake?"

"Mice, congratulations. Dr. Zhao said just now that if you get an electric shock, your body will not only be fine, but it may also be a blessing in disguise. Many invisible bacteria on your body will die because of your electric shock."

Uh……

Being pulled up from the bed by two guys, Sun Hao was a little confused, who are you?

I don't know you at all!

Also, why did I become the "rat" in your mouth?

……

The sun was very strong and the sun was very poisonous. There were only four guys with excess energy on the huge basketball court, shouting and jumping with joy.

Standing under the shade of a tree, he looked back at the building behind him. Out of years of 'professionalism', Sun Hao quickly made a judgment on his current situation.

One, just as some boring novel authors on the Qidian website have fictionalized in their works, they have time-traveled and belonged to the soul!

But the sad thing is, maybe because this body was electrocuted, the original owner died relatively completely, and I didn't inherit any of his memories.

At present, it is only speculated from the few words of the two enthusiastic companions that the original owner of this body was nicknamed 'rat' and his name is unknown.

Second, this is still Huaxia. From the language of the two companions around me and the red flag flying high in front, I can easily come to this conclusion.

Three, the original owner is a college student, who is currently in a university, and just now he came out of the infirmary behind the teaching building.

As for what this university teaches, and what major is the original major, due to the lack of information obtained, it is impossible to make a correct judgment!

Four, the two companions both speak Mandarin, but the one on the right has a slight Northeast accent, I believe he should come from the three provinces in the East; The language has a very strong taste of Beijing movies.

And this is also reminding myself not to speak casually, because the original owner's information is missing, if the accent is wrong, I'm afraid it will be very troublesome in the future!

Fifth, the old lady walking towards her was wearing a red floral dress, gray hair, and glasses. She looked benevolent, but her aura was rather fierce at the moment, as if she wanted to eat people.

Seeing her, Sun Hao was about to avoid her, but before he could make a move, the old lady raised her hand and slapped her.

With a crisp "snap", the slap fell on Sun Hao's shoulder, and the two companions quickly hid aside as if they had made an appointment.

"Sun Hao, you are capable, right? During the summer vacation, you rushed to other people's schools to confess your love?"

"If you can't confess, you will come back immediately and commit suicide."

"If you want to die, get out of the way, don't make trouble in our school, this is where everyone learns!"

"Sun Hao, I told you a long time ago that you are currently a student, and your first priority is to study. If you really want to fall in love, wait until you are successful and famous."

……

Perhaps it was because Sun Hao was scolded more severely, which made the two companions feel compassion; or it might be that they were familiar with the old lady's temperament, so they hurried over to "persuade" peace.

"Mr. Chang, Mr. Chang, calm down, I swear to God, Sun Hao really didn't commit suicide this time."

"That's right, Teacher Chang, the light in the room was not good just now. Sun Hao wanted to write something, but an accident happened when he turned on the light bulb."

"Really?" The kind-hearted old lady looked at the two companions repeatedly with sharp eyes.

"Of course it's true!

Teacher Chang, we dare not lie to you if we lie to anyone? "

Perhaps because she didn't see any abnormalities on the faces of these two people, the old lady re-locked Sun Hao with her eyes.

"Does it hurt?"

Looking at the woman in front of him who was about the same age as before he wore it, Sun Hao shook his head, not daring to speak.

"Sun Hao, if I have wronged you, just say it if you have something to say, don't hold back like before!"

In this regard, Sun Hao still shook his head.

Not bad, got a few more messages.

One, the name of the original owner of this body has the same pronunciation as his own name, but it is not known whether the [character] is the same.

Second, the female teacher in front of me should be the head teacher of the original owner, and she also cares about the original owner, at least she knows some of the original owner's little secrets, such as going to another school to bravely pursue love...

Third, perhaps because of a bad relationship, the original owner had committed suicide, or at least thought about it, so the teacher knew about it.

……

But before Sun Hao could sort out his thoughts clearly, the old lady in front of him spoke again.

"It just so happens that the three of you are all here, so I don't need to give any further notice. Please help me send a message to the boys in the class, asking everyone to gather in the classroom at four o'clock in the afternoon."

"Hey..., Mr. Chang, is it possible that another crew is here to recruit people?" The companion with a slight Northeast accent answered the conversation very smoothly, like a fan in the cross talk business.

"It's still the director's play, he has been dissatisfied with the current leading actor, so he wants to screen again among you.

I have won the opportunity for you, so take advantage of it! "

"Ah, really, thank you, thank you Teacher Chang?" Jing Pianzi was a little reserved at first, but when he heard the director's title, he was immediately so excited that he couldn't speak coherently.

"When did I tell you guys a lie?" At this moment, the old lady returned to her original demeanor, looking benevolent.

"Okay, now go back to the dormitory and prepare, when the time comes, show your true level."

"Order!"

In front of the old man, the two companions clasped their fists together and played a trick together, then picked up Sun Hao and ran towards the dormitory.

Chapter 2 Are you chasing me?

details make a difference!

Sun Hao, who has been in the fraud world for decades, has naturally engraved this [Six-Character Mantra] in his heart.