The blind man at the beginning makes Da Mi Mi feel guilty for a lifetime

"In the third grade poem, you should keep your innocence in the world, and tell the children to be an upright person!"

"support!"

"I have no opinion!"

"But isn't this not in line with the process? It seems to be reported and approved!"

"It's not a big problem. Chen Ge was an orphan since he was a child, and he can't see it yet, but he loves life and has created such excellent poems. In this case, he will not be rejected!"

Professor Dai was recognized by his peers, and he was in a good mood: "If Chen Ge sees these poems included in the textbooks, maybe the poetic quality will be greatly improved, and maybe a book of poems will be published!"

"As expected of Professor Dai, you are still cunning... No, you are still scheming!"

"But isn't Chen Ge invisible?"

"Can't he listen?"

Chapter 73

A group of professors have decided to sell Chen Ge, but Chen Ge doesn't know about it yet.

He is having dinner with everyone.

These are authentic and natural foods, and Chen Ge tastes very delicious.

The rest of the people thought that those foods grew up eating dung, and they didn't want to eat them at first, but seeing Chen Ge eating so happily, they all ate slowly.

This is the case with eating. When eating alone, I can't arouse interest at all.

But once there are many people, and you meet someone who is good at eating, any meal will be more delicious dozens of times.

After finishing the meal, Chen Ge praised: "The taste of these meals is very good, I am already full of energy!"

The director outside the venue smiled knowingly: "Okay, then everyone, please come with me!"

"Everyone can choose the goods they want to bring!"

"There will be special staff to help put it on the shelves!"

When they came to the live streaming room, the four of them had already prepared what they were going to sell this time.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the delivery started on time.

"coming!"

"First, it shouldn't be a problem to eat a mouthful of hot shit while there is no one around!"

"Chen Ge, I love you, when will you put yourself on the shelf?"

"Laughing to death, it's not impossible!"

Chen Ge appeared in front of the camera, and he greeted the camera first: "Hi everyone, I..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a sound of beating gongs and drums from the next door.

"Fuck, what happened next door?"

"The sound insulation in this room is not good, but what is the next door doing? Is there anyone to check on the enemy's situation?"

"Report everyone, the anchors in the three live broadcast rooms next door seem to be crazy. They put a drum in the live broadcast room, reminding everyone to rush to buy!"

"Good job, check again and report again!"

"Yes!"

"But they are crazy, and they don't introduce what they sell, what are the characteristics of the things, if they tell me to buy them, I will buy them!"

"That's right, I definitely won't buy it anyway!"

Chen Ge vaguely heard Jiang Haixing's shout next door, shook his head speechlessly, and said, "They are so noisy, they are not afraid of disturbing the crops!"

"The crops are irrigated by the farmer's uncle and illuminated by the sun during the day, and they will naturally thrive when they sleep at night. Do you understand why?"

Everyone said: "I know, it will take many days to grow fast!"

"The day you mentioned, is it a noun or a verb?"

"This nima can also drive a car, I never expected it!"

Chen Ge also couldn't see the barrage, and said to himself: "That means that we must maintain a good attitude during the day. In addition to three meals a day, we must also exercise more, and sleep well when we sleep at night, so that we will be healthy. If you are healthy, you can go up to the fifth floor in one breath without any difficulty!"

Everyone laughed loudly: "Understood!"

"My husband told me to eat well and sleep well, so I will definitely do it!"

"Husband, husband, I have already done so, when will you come to sleep with me?"

"Farewell husband, your husband can't see the barrage!"

"That's more like it!"

Chen Ge was not in a hurry to sell the goods, and continued: "Thank you very much for liking my song. Someone told me that now everyone calls me the prince of bitter love songs, and singing breakup is as if they really broke up!"

"That's why everyone wonders if I've ever been in a relationship!"

Everyone immediately raised their gossip ears.

This gossip sounds really exciting!

"I've never been in a relationship before. After all, a blind child with no father and no mother will only get sympathy, not love!"

"I've always been a bystander. Because I can't see, my friends don't talk too much. When I'm studying, the girls in the class will regard me as a good listener!"

"Ban Hua used to like the monitor, and the monitor promised to take her to Changbai Mountain to see the white snow after the college entrance examination, but after the puppy love was discovered, the monitor said that Ban Hua seduced her first, and then Ban Hua became discouraged and transferred to another school! "

"I don't know if she went to Changbai Mountain to see Bai Xue, maybe she did, or maybe she didn't!"

"But what I can't understand is that the teacher sees the class monitor's good grades, so he naturally chooses to believe the class monitor's words, and doesn't give Ban Hua a chance to defend herself!"

Before Chen Ge finished speaking, the audience watching the live broadcast were very angry:

"Fuck, this class leader is too scumbag, it takes a second to feel sorry for the class!"

"The homeroom teacher is too much, obviously favoring boys!"

"Actually, in love, girls are the ones who don't care about themselves!"

"Suddenly remembered that when I was studying, that man talked sweetly every day about how he would protect me in the future, but the teacher was the first to shake off my hand, hehe scumbag!"

"I feel sorry for the young lady upstairs, because that scumbag is not good enough for you, you deserve better!"

At this time, Chen Ge took out a bag of rice: "I didn't take you to see the white snow in Changbai Mountain, I didn't take you to feel the breeze blowing in the fields in October, I didn't take you to see the heavy bending down like a wise man Ordinary Gusui, I didn’t take you to witness all this, but my dear, I can let you taste this kind of rice. Romance is not only in the starry sky and flowers, but also in the world of fireworks.”

Everyone first: ⊙0⊙

Again: ╰(￣▽￣)╭

God, is he too good at it?

"Fuck, my heart seems to have been shot by Chen Ge, and now my life is his!"

"Buy, I'll buy as much rice as this bag has!"

"Damn, why did Chen Ge's head grow? This is too good, I can't do it, I'm going to pass out!"

"My mother, Chen Ge has never been in a relationship before? I'm afraid he has deceived many girls with his sweet words!"

"Do you know why you are single? When others say sweet words, you are laughing at others, but you don't know that others are laughing at you as a single dog!"

"That's right, no girl can bear such words!"

These sweet words, coupled with Chen Ge's handsome face, seemed to have dropped a nuclear bomb in the girl's heart.

Instantly captured everyone's heart.

"So everyone, this bag of rice is already in the shopping cart, if you like it, you can buy it!"

After Chen Ge finished speaking, the staff on the side said awkwardly: "Mr. Chen Ge, it's sold out. One hundred thousand bags of rice are empty in one second!"

"Fuck? So fast!"

These words instantly made Chen Ge fall into the mortal world.

That illusory fairy air gave off a somewhat mortal look.

It looks more like a person!

(ps: Sorry for the update. The main reason is that the test site is too far away. It took me a total of 4 hours by car, and the test took only two hours. I was exhausted. I am very sorry everyone, I kowtow to everyone!)

Chapter 74 Fairy Tale

After Chen Ge was stunned for a moment, he immediately cupped his hands and said to everyone: "Thank you for your support, I thank you on behalf of the folks!"

"However, everyone should support me in moderation. Just buy a bag, so that more customers can buy it, and it won't make your wallet too sad!"

"Good drop!"

At the same time, in the live broadcast room next door, Jiang Haixing followed Xin Ba's practice, and after beating gongs and drums, he said in a roar: "Family, these rice are all natural rice. Look at this white, does it look like it?" Pearl! Look at the length, is it attractive? The steamed rice is white and plump, very cute!"

He picked up an electric rice cooker from the ground, opened it, and a gust of hot steam came out of it.

"It smells so good, it's like milk, it whets my appetite!"

"Look!"

He served a bowl of rice, and every grain of rice was really beautiful.

He took another bite, and his face was full of intoxication: "This rice is really delicious, the grains are full and distinct!"

"Families, take advantage of placing an order now, and you can also get a piece of my autograph!"

Jiang Haixing grinned at the camera, his teeth seemed to make a "chuckle".

Crowd:......

"How? How's the sales?" Jiang Haixing gave the staff next to him a look. It should be gone in seconds!

"Only sold 1000 pieces!" The staff said carefully.

Jiang Haixing:? ? ?

Why only so much?

This is not scientific!

What about my hundreds of thousands of fans?

It's empty even if one person buys one!

There is no way!

I can only come up with a trick!

Jiang Haixing said loudly: "Did you set the price wrong? Let me take a look!"

He found the price, and the price of this ten-jin bag of rice was 99 yuan.

"99 yuan is too expensive, give me a 8% discount immediately, and I will pay for the rest!"

The staff also said very cooperatively: "99 yuan is no longer profitable, and if it goes lower, you will lose money!"

"I said I'll make up the rest, I'll do it if you don't!"

Furious, Jiang Haixing took the keyboard and set a number on it.

The staff on the side said in horror: "No, Mr. Jiang, the 99% discount for 79.2 yuan should be 50 yuan. You made a mistake. Why is it only [-] yuan?"

Jiang Haixing's expression was very subtle. He looked at the price first, but pretended nothing happened and said, "It's okay, 50 is 50, and I'll post the rest!"

The staff member said angrily, "No, this matter must be approved by the leader. I want to change the price!"

One of his hands appeared in the camera, grabbing the keyboard.

Holding the keyboard tightly, Jiang Haixing said angrily: "This is a benefit I give to fans, you can't change it, family members, buy it quickly, while the price is only half now!"

It has to be said that the audience still prefers this set.

There are cheap but not the bastard!

As a result, [-] pieces were sold all at once.

Jiang Haixing also successfully repelled the staff, and that's the price.

In the live broadcast room of the other two, the two of them also used this method to sell a lot of goods.