Zhang San performed supernormally and sent in the hammer

"Then I'll say it."

"The thing is, my brother got married last month."

"But on the day of the wedding, when the bridesmaids were being picked up, something big happened."

"That is, the bridesmaids stopped at the door and said they were going to get married. My brother doesn't mind this one at all."

"After all, the wedding is just for fun."

"But do you know what kind of trouble that bastard bridesmaid got into?"

"For the first marriage, you need 999 red envelopes of 9, and each bridesmaid has to get it. There are five bridesmaids in total."

"999 means forever and ever."

"Don't let me in."

"Facing this, my brother couldn't justify it, so he had to give it in the end."

"When I gave it, the voice was very loud, and the bride knew it too, but she felt that she was very happy and very happy to play like this."

"So, bride let's keep playing."

"I don't know if the bride has lost her mind, 5 yuan!"

"The money is all her money."

"But now, give money to others with a smile, and it's not a small amount of money."

"Ok."

"Forget this one."

"The next step is the beginning of even more bastards."

"After the bridesmaid got the money, she said that in order to prove that you really like the bride, after getting married, you can do laundry and cooking."

"Now here are six pairs of smelly socks, all from the bride and us bridesmaids."

"You wash it off in front of us."

"Remember, there can't be any taste, otherwise, it's just perfunctory."

"When the bride heard it, she answered back, yes, she must wash it clean."

"My younger brother said, isn't it a little bit bad? On a happy day, I like smelly socks."

"If you want to wash it, you have to go home and wash it again."

"When the bridesmaid heard it, she immediately said, if you don't wash it, you don't like the bride, and you don't really love the bride."

"Ok."

"Being helpless, my brother washed these stinky socks in front of everyone."

"I don't know if some of the bridesmaids haven't been changed for several days. The socks are really smelly, and it took a long time to wash them."

"But do you think it's okay to wash the socks?"

"No, not yet."

"After you wash your socks, you have to wash your underwear."

"Then the bridesmaid took out her own and the bride's clothes and let the groom wash them by hand."

"Because the bridesmaid said that after getting married, the rough work of washing by hand will also be handed over to the groom, so it has to be verified."

"But this time, my brother didn't object."

"It's about washing them."

"After all, it's been washed before, so it's okay to wash it again."

"And it's all lace."

"It's easy to wash."

"After washing, I thought it was time for a kiss."

"Who knows, the bridesmaid has a new trick, and that is to swear to God."

"After the groom promises to get married, he must abide by the three obediences and four virtues."

"Wife orders to be obeyed."

"If my wife is wrong, I must follow blindly."

"You must obey my wife's command."

"My wife has to wait for makeup."

"Wife should be willing to spend money."

"My wife has to bear with it when she is angry."

"Wife and boyfriend go to play, you have to bear it."

"Facing this, in order to accept the marriage, my brother endured it and swore to the bride."

"At that time, I doubted whether it was marriage or revenge."

"But do you think it's over here?"

"No, there are more."

"In order to prove that the groom is a warm man in the future, they took out a fist-sized ice cube, asked my brother to take off his shirt, and melted the ice cube with the warmth of his heart."

"Inside the ice cube, there is a key."

"That key is the key to enter the bride's room."

"Because the door of the bride's room is locked, the bride can hear the voices outside, but she can't come out, and people outside can't go in either."

"The key is the only way in."

"If it's anything else, it's okay to say, but it's an ice cube the size of a fist."

"Put an ice cube in the mouth of the heart and use the temperature of the heart to melt the ice cube. Isn't this a joke?"

"Seeing this one made my brother angry."

"If you say this one doesn't work, there will be an accident."

"When the bridesmaid hears, come right away. You don't love the bride, you love someone, and you are willing to give anything for her."

"Yes."

"You don't love the bride, you really chill us."

"The bridesmaids next to me heard this, and they all followed suit."

"But even if my younger brother's brain is full of water, he can't put ice cubes on his heart."

"After all, it's so cold that it hurts to grab it with your hands, let alone your heart."

"However, there was no boiling water at the scene."

"And the auspicious time for getting married also came at that moment. In order not to miss the auspicious time, my brother turned his head and looked at some best men next to him, asking them to come up and help them catch the melting ice together."

"When the groomsmen heard this, they all grabbed fist-sized ice cubes together, but it was so icy that everyone couldn't melt it with their hands in a short time."

Chapter 143 The Very Powerful Bridesmaid

"When the bridesmaid saw it, she immediately refused to accept it."

"Say you're cheating, you didn't melt your heart."

"No, it doesn't count this time."

"Otherwise, we won't give it in."

"Even if it's an auspicious time, so what?"

"Anyway, I just can't let you in so easily, because you are cheating, but I already knew that you would cheat, so the key in your hand is the key of another room at all."

"Only the key in my hand is the real key."

"After the bridesmaid finished speaking, she immediately took out a key from her hand. As soon as the key was taken out, the bridesmaid looked at my brother and said to him."

"Do you want a key?"

"If you want, then call me mom and give me the key."

"As soon as this remark came out, not only my brother's face turned ugly, but also the best man around him all looked ugly."

"Are you kidding me, calling a strange woman mother?"

"How is this possible?"

"So my brother, I will not accept it immediately."

"And also said, if you don't give it to me, I will snatch your key."

"When the bridesmaid heard it, she immediately yelled."

"Do you dare to snatch it?"

"If you snatch it, you don't like the bride, and you can't do anything for the bride."

"If you can't do it, it means you don't like the bride."

"If you don't like it, then you don't want to get married."

"It's not that you don't have to marry the bride."

"That's right, it's not that you don't have to marry the bride."

"The bridesmaids also speak at the same time at this moment."

"And the bride in the room also followed suit at this moment, if you really love me, then you are willing to give everything for me, including calling me your girlfriend's mother."

"I can't bear it anymore, and everyone wants to curse."

"But my brother saw that we were about to talk, so he held back and yelled at the bridesmaids, mum."

"Hearing this, the bridesmaids laughed and asked the bridesmaids next to her, did they finish the video?"

"I'm going to post this video on the Internet so that everyone can see how stupid the groom is when he calls me mom."

"After finishing speaking, throw the key three meters away from the corridor of the house, look at the groom and say disdainfully, crawl over the ground, come to me with the key in your mouth, and bark like a dog three times, I will get out of the way and open the door for you .”

"Otherwise, I'll stop here and not let you in."

"Let you not be able to marry a bride."

"Of course, if you dare to push me away, you won't be able to marry, because you can't pay all the price for the bride."

"My brother is angry, really angry."

"But after thinking about it in the end, it's all this time, so let's just bear with it."

"So my younger brother really squatted down on the ground and crawled towards the key three meters away like a dog. Seeing this, everyone told the groom not to climb."

"When the bride hears it, if she doesn't climb, she doesn't love her."

"Ok."

"My younger brother really crawled towards the key, then picked up the key on the ground, picked it up from the ground, and crawled back to the door."

"But you think that's all there is to it?"

"No."

"Seeing that, the bridesmaid raised her foot, stepped on the groom with the key in his mouth, and then said, there are three more dog barks, and you haven't barked yet."

"When the people around heard it, they all said, don't play."

"Half an hour has passed the auspicious time. If you continue to play, after a while, it will not be half an hour, but an hour."

"Missing the auspicious time is very bad."

"When the bridesmaid heard this, she became furious and shouted, so what if the auspicious time is missed? Could it be that the auspicious time is more important than proving that the groom likes the bride?"

"After saying this, I may have forgotten the bottom of my feet, and stepped on my younger brother too hard. I stepped on my younger brother's waist to the ground and injured my waist bone."

"Then the whole person was paralyzed on the ground."