Show off the whole class of scumbags, you call this the head teacher

Chapter 75 In order to elicit the theme, let's collect a wave of mobile phones

In the classroom, the students were all laughing together.

From elementary school to junior high school to high school, after receiving education for so many years, they finally caught a huge fish that slipped through the net today.

Love letters have been written by many people, and many people have seen them.

Straightforward, deep, gorgeous, kitsch...

The variety of styles is not new to everyone.

But it was the first time they had seen a love letter like Tang Yao's "fantasy sci-fi urban mix-and-match style".

how to say?

Thanks to Teacher Lu and Teacher Luo not being together, otherwise seeing this "customized" love letter, a peaceful breakup would be a happy ending!

In case Teacher Luo couldn't think about it, he raised his hand and sent Teacher Lu and Tang Yao to a mental hospital.

It is estimated that Tang Yao's career as a writer will begin from then on.

It is absolutely possible to write a book, the title is "I teach writing love letters in a mental hospital"!

A book to confer gods, just around the corner!

On the podium, Lu Ze finally stopped "chasing" Tang Yao and threw the pointer behind the podium.

He glanced at Tang Yao, who was rubbing his buttocks and his face was flushed.

"Go down!"

Tang Yao shrunk his neck, and then ran off the stage in desperation.

Lu Ze unscrewed the thermos and took two sips of water.

Smiling, he glanced around the classroom.

"Composition appreciation class is over for the time being, now let's talk about our feelings, Lu Chen, come on, tell me."

"I go......".

When Lu Chen heard Lu Ze calling his name, his heart sank, and he stood up tremblingly.

Whether it's a lover or a scumbag.

They always have shortcomings.

And Lu Chen's shortcoming is that he is most afraid of answering questions in class.

Once he experienced this kind of thing, no matter how eloquent he chatted with girls on weekdays, he would become dull at this moment.

"That...that..., this article is...although short and powerful, but...but powerful...succinct... ".

"Forget it, sit down."

Hearing the boy's incomprehensible answer, Lu Ze frowned.

"Listen to what you say, if you listen to what you say, it's all magic stuff."

Lu Chen scratched his hair and sat back in his seat with a depressed face.

Pick up a book and cover your face.

"Okay, Tang Yao will come to my office by himself after class, and I will guide you individually. For the rest of the time, we will do two things."

As Lu Ze spoke, he turned his gaze to the upright Luo Wanxing sitting below.

"First of all, I would like to announce one thing to everyone. After my discussion with Mr. Luo, starting from the extracurricular activities this afternoon, our two classes will conduct integrated teaching."

"Four people from our class will go to Teacher Luo's class to participate in the study group, and four people will come to Teacher Luo's class to participate in extracurricular teaching in our class. As for what to teach." Lu Ze smiled when he said this.

"Just, let's see the real level of these students?"

Looking at Lu Ze's half-smile smile on the podium, Luo Wanxing mourned for a few seconds for the students in his class who were about to be sent over.

Let's hope they... umm... won't be too depressed when they come back...

"The second thing," Lu Ze said after thinking about it.

"According to the school's requirements, this year each of our classes will carry out some extracurricular projects and purchase some teaching books. Therefore, I have to trouble everyone to pay the class fee, 50 per person, and hand it over to the class leader before school ends tomorrow."

Lu Ze looked at Zhao Li while talking, and the other party nodded to him.

"Okay, that's it." Lu Ze raised his wrist and looked at his watch, and said casually.

"There is still a little time, I think about what else...".

While talking, he got off the podium and walked into the aisle.

After walking a few steps forward, he suddenly patted himself on the forehead.

"Oh, I almost forgot, what is such a big event?"

After casually taking out the phone from his pocket, Lu Ze said as he walked.

"The school asked me to verify a piece of information. This matter is very important. It is related to your college entrance examination next year. I posted it in the class group. Please take a look."

"Didi, Didi...", a series of QQ prompts sounded in the classroom.

The unsuspecting students took out their mobile phones and clicked on the class chat group.

Immediately afterwards, the atmosphere was suddenly silent for a few seconds, and then, there was a burst of laughter that was enough to overturn the entire roof.

Because, they see.

The photo sent by Lu Ze in the class is not information that needs to be verified at all.

But in a dark alley.

The shy boy named Lu Chen wore a big wavy wig on his head, silk stockings on his legs, and covered his hands in a pink ultra-short princess dress.

Facing the camera at an unknown location, he cast an extremely blurred wink.

"Oh my god, I'm going! I'm going to die laughing, brother, I really didn't notice, you're lucky!"

"Damn it, it suddenly occurred to me that when we went to Qingcheng to play together last time, I still slept in the same bed with him...".

"Xiaobai, I was scared to death. Do you remember what I told you? I liked him a little in the freshman year of high school. Fortunately...he hides it too deeply."

Wave after wave of well-intentioned praise and praise came from the mouths of everyone.

They were immersed in the photos, but they didn't notice it.

Lu Ze waved lightly towards a certain direction in the class.

Afterwards, Zhao Li and Xu Fei left their seats one after another.

Starting from the last row, the cat bowed his waist and collected the mobile phone when he saw it.

The two were extremely fast and their strength was extremely precise.

In just over ten seconds, the laughter in the classroom was completely silent.

The students looked at their empty hands and began to doubt life.

Lu Ze, on the other hand, stood on the podium with his hands behind his back, looking at the students looking at each other below.

Open your mouth softly.

"Always be on guard, and keep in mind that soldiers never tire of deceit!"

"Now, please turn to page 47 of your textbook. Let's study this poem written by the model and originator of this field."

"Cao Cao's Duan Ge Xing!"

"Damn..." Tang Yao, who had been shown the whole class, turned his head and glanced at his deskmate with the same dazed expression.

"What... what does this mean?"

The deskmate thought for a while and said.

"Could it be the usual literary technique that Mr. Lu often said, in order to draw out the theme?"

Tang Yao opened his mouth and swallowed forcefully.

After a long while, he murmured something.

"This son can't stay...".

"Okay, let's analyze the background of this poem first."

Lu Ze rolled up the Chinese book in his hand and held it in his hand.

Go down the aisle.

While reciting the background of the time when the poem was made, he reached into a stack of books on a table beside him.

Pull out the bottom of a very thick English-Chinese dictionary.

Spreading out one hand, he pulled out a mobile phone from a small box cut out.

Throwing it in front of Lu Chen who looked surprised.

He opened his mouth with a smile.

"Although I'm not a scumbag, I can guess it with my ass. What you handed over is a spare machine."

"Also, I'm just wondering."

"You have to look up the English-Chinese dictionary in every Chinese class."

"What's wrong? You can't read Chinese, so you can convert it into English?"

While talking, he patted Lu Chen on the head with the rolled up book.

"See you at Osmanthus Lane tonight!"

Chapter 76

When will the get out of class end?

At this moment, it finally became the only thought on the minds of all the students in Class [-].

Getting along with each other in the past few weeks made them relax their vigilance towards Lu Ze.

I completely forgot that this teacher received two waves of mobile phones in the first three days after he came to the class.

They admitted that they were careless.

Watching Lu Ze take out the familiar plastic bag from his trouser pocket, and put the cell phones thrown on the table into it one by one.

Everyone secretly swears in their hearts.

In the future, if I let you use the routine mobile phone again, I will be your son!

Only Lu Chen looked out of the window at the back that gradually disappeared.

Finally, an imperceptible smile appeared.

Quietly put his hand under the desk, and after holding it for a long time, he took out a black object.

Hide it in the sleeve, turn it on, and unlock it.

Since he is a scumbag, how could he only have one backup machine?

Oh, I forgot to tell Teacher Lu, the cell phone hidden in the dictionary is actually a model phone.

And the reason why he has to look through the English-Chinese dictionary when he is in class.

In fact, it is very simple, it is deliberately done for Lu Ze to see.

Psychological suggestion!

This trick can not only be used in love.

It is also effective when used on Lu Ze.

Thinking in this way, Lu Chen leisurely opened the QQ chat interface.

He didn't notice at all that Luo Wanxing, who had been sitting at the back of the classroom, appeared behind him at some point.

He bent down and watched his operations on the phone interface for a while.

Then he gently twisted his fingers and took the phone away from his hand.

Then, in his completely petrified expression, he said something with a smile.