"This line? Is it more catchy than yours?"
"I would like to ask the master?"
Doing all this painstakingly, are you trying to cheat me of money?Still want to..."
"Dig a hole for me to jump in, dig a hole for me to drill?"
Chapter 186 In this world, is there really...a master of Taoism?
"So, do you want to dig a hole for me to jump into, or a hole for me to drill?"
The playful Wang Qiang looked at Shen Cheng in front of him with a smile.
Very calmly, he took out a cigarette from his pocket.
After igniting, a puff of smoke was sprayed towards Shen Cheng.
"Little master? Taoist priest? I'm bah!"
"My father taught me since I was a child that there are three kinds of people I fear most when opening a shop. Do you know which three kinds?"
Shen Cheng didn't speak, but still looked at Wang Qiang with a calm expression.
"The first type is those who wear black clothes and big-brimmed hats. When we see them, we probably feel guilty."
"The second type is an elderly woman with a vegetable basket on her arm and her grandson in her hand. They will cut the price down to an infinitely low price and then refuse to buy it."
"The third type!"
Wang Qiang raised his eyes to look at Shen Cheng, then stretched out his finger and pointed in front of him.
"It's just like you! Monks and Taoists who pretend to be profound and have many routines! Usually appear in our shop, open their mouths to express Feng Shui fortune, without exception... all of them are trying to deceive people!"
"So...do you think I will be fooled?"
"So, from the first time you appeared, I kept an eye out!"
"Sure enough, something happened to me after I said those vague words..."
"In the past few days... you haven't been spending time near my store, have you?"
Wang Qiang's eyes became colder with the words he said.
"To be able to say that my computer has a fate with someone else...you count? Fart! You just saw it!"
"Also, about my girlfriend..."
After taking a deep breath, Wang Qiang continued.
"You're quite willing to spend the money, right? In order to trick me, you built a broken sports car and put my girlfriend in school?"
"Just let me see it, and then trust you completely, and fall into your trap?"
"Ah! What's wrong with being so proficient in playing... Do you have to lie to others?"
"But, it's okay...you can fool others, but you can't fool me..."
"Lao Tzu, I play this professionally!"
"As far as your pretentious lines are concerned, I can write a whole lot in a day! If you don't know how to act, you should learn more. It's too blunt, you know? But if you speak normally, don't be as polite as in the TV series. I just believe it."
"You think I'm stupid, don't you?"
"What time is it? Monks and Taoists have long been driving sports cars and playing computer games. They can speak a few words of English casually. Have you ever seen someone who speaks and keeps silent?"
"So...you can fool me by studying the table but not the inside?"
Wang Qiang was so excited when he said that, he didn't notice it at all.
The boy in front of him, whom he regarded as a fraudulent Taoist priest, remained unbelievably calm the whole time.
There was no expression of panic.
But while he was speaking, he took a step forward, raised his right hand and patted him lightly on the shoulder.
"Don't worry, Layman, listen to me..."
"Listen to the fart, listen!"
"To deal with people like you, you have to..."
Wang Qiang pushed Shen Cheng's arm away impatiently, and put his hand into his coat pocket while talking.
But in the next second, his expression suddenly became panicked.
I fumbled in the pockets of my clothes and trousers several times with both hands.
In the end, his expression completely collapsed.
"Where is my cell phone, I brought it with me when I went out..."
In the dark, Shen Cheng smiled and said nothing.
Just taking advantage of a certain gap when Wang Qiang lowered his head to touch his bag, he swung an object in his hand outwards forcefully.
Exactly at this time.
Five meters away, a boy who casually passed by the two of them didn't even look at it.
Just stretched out his hand towards the air.
In the next second, the black mobile phone landed firmly in his palm.
The boy didn't stop, but quickened his pace and walked not far away.
Estimated the time and distance in my heart.
Shen Cheng spoke again.
"Lost your phone?"
"None of your business!"
Wang Qiang growled at Shen Cheng.
"Not on me..."
Shen Cheng shook his head with a smile, patted the other person on the shoulder, and pointed behind the boy.
"The grass under the second tree at the entrance, if I'm not mistaken, it should... I accidentally left it there."
"you saw it?"
Wang Qiang stopped searching for the phone on his body, and looked at Shen Cheng with a frown.
"Think about it, Layman, have I ever turned around since you saw me?"
"Didn't see...?"
Wang Qiang muttered, and the doubts on his face became heavier.
After turning around and looking back twice, after hesitating for a few seconds, he rushed towards the position Shen Cheng just mentioned, and rushed over at a faster pace.
The road was not far away, and in more than ten seconds, he arrived under the second tree at the entrance.
After bending down and searching in the grass for a few times, the expression on his face suddenly changed from doubt to shock.
Here... sure enough, there is a cell phone.
Pick it up and press the screen to confirm.
Indeed, this is my mobile phone.......
Wang Qiang was dumbfounded.
After standing there for a while, he moved back and walked back.
After coming to Shen Cheng's side again, he swallowed hard twice before opening his mouth.
"You... how do you know?"
"guess"
Shen Cheng smiled and spit out two very simple words.
But Wang Qiang shook his head.
"I do not believe......"
"Believe it or not, you said Xiaodao is a liar, Xiaodao didn't refute it, the phone was found for you, and the original bond between you and me has been dissolved..."
"For now, just leave it alone"
After finishing speaking, Shen Cheng turned around and left.
Wang Qiang, on the other hand, stood there and thought hard for several seconds.
Finally, as if he had figured something out, he yelled loudly towards the extremely deep-looking figure.
"Master...Master....Wait for me, Master!"
After running a few steps forward, Wang Qiang rushed to Shen Cheng, out of breath.
He reached out his hand to stop Shen Cheng, and bowed especially respectfully.
"Master... yes... I'm sorry, I was careful to judge the heart of a gentleman, and misunderstood you... I believe it, I really believe it now... …”
Looking at the pious Wang Qiang in front of him.
Shen Cheng smiled and shook his head.
"No, in your heart, you don't actually trust Xiaodao completely."
"Go back, Xiaodao doesn't want to be contaminated with the karma that belongs to the layman anymore."
"However, at least we met once. There is a saying, the path should be given to the layman..."
"What... what words?"
"In a layman's house, within a day, if a relative falls or is injured, remember to remind them to stay away from the stone platform of the stairs, so as to avoid the pain of flesh and blood..."
This time, Shen Cheng did not stop.
Bypassing Wang Qiang, he walked quickly towards the light not far away.
"Grandmaster......."
Wang Qiang shouted again.
"In the future... how can I find you?"
"It's fate... we will meet each other..."
The voice coming from a distance is like Hong Zhong Da Lu.
Wang Qiang stood where he was.
Watching Shen Cheng's disappearing back.
Finally, he said something to himself.
"In this world, is there really..."
"A master of Taoism?"
Chapter 187 Boys and Girls, Peace of Mind and Companionship
Another outlet of Conch Spring.
Shen Cheng, who walked leisurely from the spring, took a cigarette from Tan Jiaping, who was standing against a tree.
After the two lit each other, they smoked and chatted.
"how is the situation?"
Tan Jiaping asked in a deep voice.
"As expected, he really didn't believe me!"
"However, after getting the mobile phone, the attitude changed more obviously."
"That's good......."
Tan Jiaping turned up his collar and walked forward, and responded with a smile.
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