Show off the whole class of scumbags, you call this the head teacher

A nervous look on his face.

"Relax, relax." Lu Ze smiled and waved his hands, and then looked meaningfully at Lu Chen who was desperately burying his head in the book.

He raised his finger and pointed.

"Push up!"

Huh?Didn't you mean yourself?

Xu Fei and Zhao Li looked at each other and smiled, and when their hearts settled down, they walked towards Lu Chen in the front row together.

Coming to the back of the panic-stricken boys, each of them pulled up an arm, pushing Lu Chen onto the podium while "Hey, take it easy, take it easy".

"Pfft...", the gloating students finally couldn't hold back their laughter.

In this small class.

Suffering yourself is a disaster, but seeing others suffer is a joy.

Moreover, I could see Lu Chen suffering.

That is - happy and happy!

The laughing students looked at Lu Chen who was standing in front of Lu Ze with his head downcast, full of anticipation.

And Lu Ze, at this moment, was very cooperative with everyone's emotions, and waved to the two who were escorting Lu Chen, "Go down."

He raised his leg to come to Lu Chen and patted him on the shoulder, then asked kindly.

"Didn't you call me dad for two classes before? Why? The problem hasn't been cured yet?"

"It's not... Teacher Lu, you...you listen to my explanation...".

"Do not listen!"

After Lu Ze replied bluntly, he pinched the boy's shoulders and dropped him, pushed him on the back, and pushed him directly to the desks of the students in the first row.

"Since you like calling mom and dad so much, let's call it enough today."

"There are 54 students in the class. The boys call daddy, and the girls call mommy. No one is allowed to miss out."

While speaking, he looked up at the other students.

"You...should know what to say to your son, right?"

Lu Chen's face immediately pulled the elder.

It's clear that you want to play yourself to death...

But fortunately, this time there is no number of people, and I should be able to be lazy when I shout to the middle.

But in the next second, Lu Ze's familiar voice came into his ears.

"Anyway, I'm fine if I'm idle. You shout in front, and I'll supervise you in the back."

"But don't be lazy, okay?"

"If you are lazy".

Lu Ze paused, and then said something that made Lu Chen's hair stand on end.

"I'll take you to Class Seven for a stroll!"

Chapter 124 Teacher Lu's Sichuan Opera Face Changing

"dad!"

In a quiet classroom, after hearing Lu Ze say that he would take himself to class [-] to wander around.

Facing a boy sitting in the first row, Lu Chen spoke angrily.

shy?resist?Excuse me?

Absolutely not!

In my own class, what idol burden do I need?

Anyway, the principle that Lu Chen upholds is that rabbits don't eat grass by the side of their nests, and it is impossible for them to have anything to do with girls in their class in this life.

This is the bottom line and principle from a scumbag.

So, even if you lose face in class or get ridiculed, it doesn't matter.

if only......

Don't put yourself in the class of beautiful teachers.

He can't afford to lose this face...

"Hey, good boy."

When the boy sitting in the first row heard Lu Chen calling him, he immediately raised his hand and touched Lu Chen's with a happy smile.

Then he glanced at the female deskmate beside him, feeling a little bit of anticipation in his heart.

Naturally, Lu Chen saw this young and innocent little move.

In line with the principle of sending the Buddha to the west, Lu Chen, who had already thrown his face into the clouds, yelled "Mom!" in a high-pitched voice to the girl with a blushing face.

"Eh...", the girl uttered a word from her throat, and then she lowered her head with a blushing face.

Seeing this scene, Lu Chen has completely let himself go.

Stepping to the right, he stepped between the tables of a man and a woman, and bowed with a smile.

"I wish mom and dad grow old together and have a happy marriage for a hundred years!"

"Hahahahaha...".

As soon as this sentence came out, the class was filled with extremely cheerful laughter.

The boys and girls who were called parents respectively, as if their hearts had been punctured, red spread from their cheeks to their necks and ears in an instant.

They looked down at each other, and then quickly separated.

The girl hid her hands under the table frame, twisting her fingers nervously.

The boy quietly leaned against the girl while Lu Chen and Lu Ze were going to the next table.

Gently raised his finger, poked on the opponent's arm, and handed out a note.

The girl looked up and glanced behind her, opened the note in a concealed manner, then raised the back of her hand and put it on her mouth, her eyes became a thin line of laughter.

Some things can be tacitly understood without being exposed.

Some things, even if they are punctured, can also go with the flow.

Ambiguous, in youth, more exciting than liking...

Little things!

......

The punishment is still going on.

In just 5 minutes, Lu Chen had more than ten pairs of parents.

The joyful atmosphere floated in the entire Class [-], making the whole day seem to speed up.

This scene lasted for more than ten minutes.

After a round, everyone in class [-] became Lu Chen's parents.

Among them, there were a few who liked to play around, and took this good opportunity to tease Lu Chen a lot.

For example, after Xu Fei heard the word "Dad", he immediately stood up from the stool, stretched out his arms, and hugged Lu Chen tightly in his arms.

He said in a trembling "crying voice": Son, you are back. Dad heard that you were arrested for stealing batteries. Is there such a thing?

For example, after Wu Naiwen was called "Dad", the response he gave was simple, rude and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

He squinted at Lu Chen first, and then asked in a deep voice.

"only you?"

"Ah, what do you mean?" Lu Chen replied a little confused.

"Didn't you bring your wife back?" Wu Naiwen asked again.

"What daughter-in-law?"

The moment Wu Naiwen heard these words, he slapped the table with a "slap", and roared at Lu Chen.

"At such an advanced age, you won't even bring a daughter-in-law back during Chinese New Year, trash! Get the hell out of here!"

"Ahahahaha", Wu Naiwen's performance completely ignited the atmosphere of the whole class.

The students who were laughing and beating their chests gave Wu Naiwen a thumbs up one after another. For this kind of performance, how can they be convinced!

Halfway through the class, Lu Chen's farce of "calling father and mother" finally came to an end.

Lu Ze, who returned to the podium, cleared his throat and raised his hand to stop the laughing students in the class.

When the atmosphere slowly cooled down, he smiled and spoke.

"I will call a few names, and those who are called will stand up."

Huh?Teacher Lu, what do you want to do?

The students who had calmed down just now were a little confused by Lu Ze's next operation, and they turned their heads to look at their deskmates.

"Wang Zhe, Mo Bai, Li Tu, Liu Xi...".

After standing on the podium and saying a series of names, more than ten students stood up one after another in the classroom.

Among them was the pair at the same table whom Lu Chen had sincerely blessed at the beginning.

"Come on, you guys come up."

After unscrewing the thermos cup and taking a sip of water, Lu Ze waved to the students who were standing on the seats with strange complexions.

Seeing them nervously standing on the podium one by one, looking at each other nervously, Lu Ze laughed out loud.

"Why are you staring blankly? Put it together?"

"Group... What is a group?"

Wang Zhe asked in a weak tone.

"Oh, don't you dare..." Lu Ze muttered, put down the thermos in his hand, raised his legs and walked towards a row of men and women.

In the process of marching, like a physical education teacher, they grabbed their school uniforms and started to form a team with quick eyes and hands.

In less than a minute, the fourteen students standing on the stage were divided into seven pairs of men and women by Lu Ze.

After doing all this, Lu Ze smiled and turned to face them.

"Tsk tsk tsk, how can you learn how to fall in love like others with this little psychological quality?"

"If someone calls you a parent, will you let the whole story go?"

"I'm really ashamed for you!"

"Excuse me...", the students below the podium finally understood the scene in front of them exclaimed.

It turned out that Teacher Lu was not just embarrassing Lu Chen's skin just now!

By the way, a few couples in the class were also picked out.

This routine... is really deep...!

"I tell you!"

As Lu Ze spoke, he raised his finger and pointed at several couples of men and women.

"In the final exam, if you can't get up to five or more places in the current ranking, when the time comes, hehe...".

Lu Ze sneered, and the shoulders of the girls on the podium shrugged slightly in fright.

"Okay, let's go down." After finishing speaking, Lu Ze waved his hands at a group of people, and asked them to step off the stage with a look of disgust.

After turning around to face the students again, the serious young male teacher picked up the textbook and patted it on the table, speaking in a low tone.

"I really don't understand you guys, you're so big, you're starting to fall in love?

"I can't figure it out, what's so good about falling in love?"