I am the king of the dead

They simply gave them the same treatment as a king, except that the name of the title is still a duke, all other treatment is equal to that of a king, there is no need to raise the king's flag to rebel, you are the king yourself.How can we go one step further?Not only will they lose the support of the Ming Dynasty, but they will also cause wars, which is not worth it.

We are all dukes, you eat and drink spicy food in the gentle town of the capital, and I suffer unspeakably on the border, staring at a group of savages, it’s okay if the days are shorter, but as time goes on, there will naturally be resentment , Yunnan and Jiaozhi between Hongwu and Jingtai were truly wild places.

Zhu Qiyu gave Chen Mao's Junguo government such treatment. Naturally, he hoped that Jiaozhi could truly become a place in the Ming Dynasty like Yunnan. In the end, the meat rotted in his own pot. Even if it caused dirt and conflicts, it was an internal conflict.

Chen Mao was obviously very aware of His Majesty's good intentions, coupled with Liu Yongcheng's words of equal kindness and power, Chen Mao accepted the imperial edict of the king.

His Majesty did not use the imperial decree to pass on the imperial edict, but asked Liu Yongcheng to bring a sentence saying: I am as tall as a mountain and an inch of a river, how can I abandon it lightly, do not allow gradual invasion, if there is any disobedience, calm it down.This is His Majesty's wisdom, His Majesty is not in Jiaozhi, and he doesn't know much about the situation of Jiaozhi, so he didn't make an order lightly, but chose to bring a message, which also meant to ask.

Chen Mao had to sigh again that His Majesty is really considerate in doing things. He accepted this imperial decree. As long as he does not raise the flag of rebellion, the Third Cochin Division will have a certain degree of autonomy in doing things in the future.

The reason why Chen Mao didn't disturb those people around him had two considerations.

The first is that after Jiaozhi experienced Li Yimin's rule that can be called abandoned by humans and gods, and the military disaster, Jiaozhi's top priority is to recuperate, and any time to mobilize troops must be slowed down, at least three to five years, and as long as ten years It took eight years to mobilize troops, otherwise the Ming Dynasty's rule in Jiaozhi might lose everything, and the newly stabilized people's hearts would be panicked.

The second is that Chen Mao is old.

Chen Mao knew that his son and grandson were useless. They didn't know soldiers, let alone have military talent. , In this way, Daming and Jiaozhi are inseparable.

This ignorance, ignorance, is that there is me in you, and you in me, and there is no difference. After three to fifty years, Annan has really become history.

Everything Chen Mao did was to make An Nanguo completely an inconspicuous riverbed gravel in the long river of history.

"Two angels, please." Chen Mao's fourth son, Chen Run, who is also the son of the eldest son, led the two envoys off the boat. To welcome the angels, it was natural to host a banquet.

Chen Mao's eldest son and second son died early, and the third son Chen Sheng committed a crime that caused Chen Mao to lose his title during the Zhengtong period. Although Chen Mao's loss of the Marquis of Ningyang during the Zhengtong period was a footnote of the era under the general trend of Xingwen and Wu, the cause of the incident It was the third son who committed the crime.So now Chen Mao's fourth son Chen Run is active as the eldest son.

Chen Run is familiar with the rhyme of poetry, is proficient in all aspects of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, reads very well, is full of bookishness, and knows nothing about military affairs.

Chen Run didn't know anything about military affairs, but Chen Mao felt that this was a blessing, whether he was the Marquis of Ningyang in Beijing before, or he is now the Duke of Jun in Jiaozhi, it is a blessing.

In addition to the local officials of the Third Division of Jiaozhi, there were also a group of luxury families in Jiaozhi at the banquet, but Tang Xing frowned and looked at the people in Taichung, and looked at Chen Mao with sympathy.

In the center of the stage surrounded by long tables in the shape of a round shape, there are four Yue people performing how to make Jiaozhi.

A few boxes of red berries were carried out, and the four strong men took off their shoes and socks, and began to trample, stamping and singing songs that Tang Xing could not understand, and there were various body movements. , Cochin's luxury households cheered and praised frequently.

Tang Xing looked at these ostentatious households eating the red sauce stepped on by big men without changing his face, and felt a little emotional. This place is indeed a rude and barren place. Even if it was replaced by a few beautiful women, Tang Xing would still It can be said that these people's hobbies are a bit strange.

But this big man, this scene made Tang Xing immediately lose all interest in the food and wine on the table.

"Duke Jun has worked hard." Tang Xing's thousand words finally turned into this sentence.

The emperor of the Ming Dynasty really deserved the treatment of this waiting prince. Chen Mao is the Duke Jun of the Ming Dynasty. It is really embarrassing for Chen Mao to show his teeth to such a group of monkeys.

Chen Mao made contributions to the Ming army and horses throughout his life, but what kind of treatment did Chen Mao receive in Beijing?His Majesty is resident in the lecture hall, adjacent to Yu Qian, offering wine for the Da Ming lecture hall, and also a court official of the Ming Dynasty, participating in military affairs.

Now, but with such a group of monkeys, baring their teeth at a group of monkeys, what is this if it is not hard work?

"If you settle the affairs of the king, you can win the fame before and after your life." Chen Mao raised his glass and said with a smile: "Commander Tang, don't dislike the wine you brew at home."

"Where is it, let's drink this cup together." Only then did Tang Xing pick up the wine with peace of mind, it was not the wine brewed by Duke Jun's mansion, Tang Xing just disliked it.

"Compared to the last time we met, Duke Jun, he looks a bit older." Tang Xing looked at the dimples on Chen Mao's face and the white hair on his head. Although his spirit was still very good, but this life, old age, sickness and death, people It's normal, time is ruthless.

Chen Mao smiled indifferently. Tai Shigong said that people are mortal, either heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather. Chen Mao dare not say that he is heavier than Mount Tai, but he will not be like a feather when he dies. Sometimes, I feel that I have been doing nothing all my life.He said with a smile: "But Commander Tang still has the same demeanor. Chen is old and not very strong at drinking. The rest of the banquet can only be done by dogs. Don't blame Commander Tang."

"It's easy to say." Tang Xing didn't persuade him to drink. At Chen Mao's age, he didn't need to kneel when he saw the emperor. Tang Xing was an angel. If he blamed Chen Mao for his lack of manners, the emperor might not know who to blame.

"Duke Jun, Mr. Tang has something to ask for advice, so please don't hesitate to ask him." Tang Xing didn't bother to drink any more, so he asked for advice on military affairs.

The Daming navy is divided into outposts, left and right wings, central army, and rear outposts at sea. The outposts are battleships, the left and right wings are battleships, horse ships, and grain ships, and the rear is battleships. This sea formation is quite The most useful thing is the formation that Zheng He used in his voyages to the West, but what Tang Xing couldn't figure out was why the grain ships were distributed on the left and right wings instead of the central army.

Tang Xing still has a lot of doubts about naval battles. This Chen Mao is proficient in military affairs, so Tang Xing naturally wanted to ask for advice when he seized the opportunity.

When talking about military affairs, Chen Mao's tired face immediately flushed red, and his eyes were piercing. When he talked about military affairs, he explained clearly and meticulously the questions Tang Xing asked.

Chen Mao said quite brightly: "This grain ship is the largest and the heaviest. If the Chinese army is placed, and the wind is weak, manpower is required to paddle. The flagship of the Chinese army has many sails, so it is not a problem, but most of the grain ships are three-masted. , five masts, manpower paddling in the boundless sea, it’s okay for a while, but after many years, how can I paddle?”

"Therefore, the left and right wings are placed. When the outposts report the bandits, the grain ships will enter the central army, the warships will be outside, the horse boats will be in the middle, and the grain ship's flagship will be in the middle. If the battle situation is unfavorable, the flagship will be able to change the situation of the battle."

In Fujian, Chen Mao was in charge of the matter of Daming's seaborne grain transportation, and he also studied the formation of this navy, and it was quite in-depth.

Chen Mao also explained in detail the timing of the navy's change of formation. Compared with Da Ming's more than [-] warships, when Chen Mao was in charge of transporting food by sea, how could the ship in his hand be so useful?At that time, Japanese pirates and pirates were rampant in the sea area of ​​Ming Dynasty, and Chen Maoneng was incompetent to protect the tank boat and enter Mizhou Shipping Department.

"That's how it was, that's how it was, Duke Xie Jun pointed out." Tang Xing suddenly realized that the formation of the navy was extremely cumbersome, if it wasn't for Chen Mao's explanation and Tang Xing's own comprehension, the few would have to pay the price of a few ships.

During the banquet, Tang Xing was always asking for advice on how to manage the navy's military affairs, and he didn't bother to grind his teeth with the wealthy families in Jiaozhi. These people are destined to be gradually replaced by other emerging wealthy families in the stable development of Jiaozhi. Support a group of your own dog legs.

"Father, it's getting late, it's time to rest." Chen Run watched his father chatting with Tang Xing, and didn't want to disturb him. It had been a long time since his father had such a happy smile, but now that it was time to rest, he really rested .

People are old and have less sleep, so Chen Mao naturally wants to continue the chat. Tang Xing raised many questions that Chen Mao didn't have when commanding the sampan.

"When this person is old, someone will take care of him." Chen Mao said with some insatiable meaning.

Chen Run hurriedly said: "Father, don't blame, Commander Tang will stay in Da Nang for more than ten days, and it won't be too late to talk about it tomorrow."

"It's all my fault. I didn't check the time. Duke Jun is resting. I'll bother you tomorrow." Tang Xing looked at the time and hurriedly apologized.

Naturally, there were cochin girls singing and dancing during the banquet, but Tang Xing saw that these little ladies were somewhat tasteless, and had no intention of doing so. After Chen Mao left, Tang Xing and Liu Yongcheng went directly back to the post house to rest.

The rest of the party was about to be arrogant, so they started an open meeting, which can be described as unrestrained. In the early morning of the next day, even a few women were carried out. They were still angry, but they lost half their lives. , I don't know what kind of torture I suffered.

Jin Shenju is a greedy person. Although Tang Xing is a great man, women are jealous. After Tang Xing returned to the post house, Jin Shenju saw that Tang Xing was not drunk. Hearing that Tang Xing didn't have the scent of rouge and gouache on his body, it was joy from his heart, fire from his belly, naturally a fierce battle was unavoidable, and he didn't stop until now to beg for mercy.

Tang Xing had to discuss military affairs with Chen Mao every day, while Liu Yongcheng discussed business matters with the influential figures in Jiaozhi. Liu Yongcheng not only rejected all the requests of the influential figures in Jiaozhi, but also demanded that they be transported to Jiaozhi. The price of grain in Daming should be [-]% lower than that in Songjiang Mansion of Daming.

All of a sudden, Jiaozhi's Shiyao Haoyou were not happy, but they didn't dare to offend Datian Angel, so they wanted to turn their attention to their tenants.

This is what Liu Yongcheng wanted.

Cochin Sansi is full of public lands presided over by Chen Mao. The farm law is widely implemented in Cochin. The farms everywhere lack the most essential people. The fields are deserted and no one is farming them. The Yue people don't care at all. They used to Farming is all about sowing a handful of seeds, and how much you can reap depends on God's will, but Chen Mao, who came from Daming, looked at the wasteland and felt extremely distressed. The wasteland is a heinous crime.

And Daming naturally turned his attention to the tenants of Jiaozhi's influential powerhouses.

Once the oppressive oppressors are too strong, these tenants had no choice in the past, but now they can choose to join the farm, and the Ming army will protect them.

People were one of the most important means of production during the Jingtai period. They were as important as the land. If Ming Dynasty wanted it, it would have to be the cooperation of these luxury households. Would the wealthy households of the Cochin Third Division be willing to give it?

Ken.

There are not many choices for luxury households in Cochin.

[-]. If you don’t do Ming Dynasty’s grain business, you have the backbone!This money is gone!Obviously, for the luxury households who mainly focus on grain trading, it is better to kill them if they do not engage in grain trading.

[-]. Offending the Angel of Heaven, he fought hard according to reason, and every penny must be compared. Daming refused to raise the price, so he sold it to the Wa Kingdom, in order to threaten the Angel of Heaven to make concessions.As for being made things difficult by the Ming court in the future, it's a matter of profit, so let's talk about it after making money first.

Third, squeeze and bully the tenants, and further increase the rent of the tenants to supplement this income.

For the luxury households, there is nothing wrong with wronging themselves or offending Daming. If Daming increases half the tax on merchant ships, he can kill these luxury households half of their lives. Daming is very talkative right now, but he offended Daming. As long as Daming raises a little tax, they will have to go bankrupt.

The best ones to bully are the tenants, it doesn’t matter if the tenants run away, just go to Ailao, Mangli Prefecture, Fuli Prefecture, and Zhancheng to catch some Zhan people.

Liu Yongcheng never expected it to go so smoothly. Although these luxury households complained, they still accepted the result.

Why didn't the Zhehe households in Jiaozhi bypass Daming and directly transport grain to the country of Japan in exchange for hard currency such as Japanese silver?

For one thing, they were going to pass through Ryukyu, a sea ridge of all nations, which now belongs to Ming Dynasty.Secondly, it is very difficult for these extravagant boats to get to the country of Wa. The sea is not smooth at all. It is profitable to send them to Daming, but if they are sent to the country of Wa, the boats may not even return.

The Wa country was caught in a military disaster, and the only one who could do business with the Wa country was Da Ming's powerful Hao You, who had the strength to do so, and the business could only be done with the approval of the Ming court and the protection of warships.

"Did Liu Dadang's trip go well?" Seeing Liu Yongcheng's return, Tang Xing inquired about the official business.

"It's been a good harvest. Did Commander Tang's trip go smoothly?" Liu Yongcheng said quite satisfied after drinking a cup of hot tea.

"It's been a good harvest."

"Hahaha." Tang Xing and Liu Yongcheng's hearty laughter came from the post house, which shows that the harvest is indeed rich.

"Liu Dadang, didn't this coochie housekeeper think of buying you?" Tang Xing asked abruptly.

Liu Yongcheng sneered and said, "Not only that, they even gave me women, no one stuffed things for Tang Commander?"

Sending women to eunuchs, Liu Yongcheng has the heart to kill people, which pot does not open and which pot to carry, Liu Yongcheng is different from those eunuchs in the palace who like to eat, he is an old ancestor, and he was not a courtier in the army of Yongle Northern Expedition The admiral participated, but participated as a general. During the Xuande period, he broke Wuliangha three times and completely cured Wuliangha's wall-riding disease. Due to his status as a eunuch, he couldn't be knighted, otherwise he would also be a member of the Ming Dynasty. one.

"It's too much, but their money is hot. I don't want Liu Dadang to confiscate it?" Tang Xing asked with a smile.

Tang Xing's words were actually a threat. If Liu Yongcheng took the money and did it in a concealed manner, it would be fine. If Tang Xing knew about it, he would not be able to get through this matter.

Eunuchs love money, as we all know.

Liu Yongcheng shook his head and said: "You feel hot, but I don't feel hot? The little they stuffed is far different from the reward from the Ming Emperor."

Chapter 885 The Historical Positioning of Cochin

A stable court with certain rules, a cultural atmosphere that at least puts the people first as the slogan, a continuous anti-corruption and establishes anti-corruption as the law of the ancestors, and one that is not full of wars and wars, and does not have to face military disasters, family ruins, and displacement at any time Life beside Chen Bone Road is not the norm in the world, at least outside of Daming, it is extremely rare.

In some places, peace is so common that it is as common as they get rice, flour, oil and food.

In some places, peace is so rare that it is as rare as they get rice, flour, oil and food.

How did Jun Guogong Chen Mao gain a foothold in Annan, which is now called Jiaozhi Sansi? The answer to this question is actually why Shanye Yuangong established the Ueno Yuan faction in Wa Kingdom, and his strength is still expanding rapidly The reason is the same.

Because whether it is in Jiaozhi or in Wa, what the people want is to live.

The wide support Chen Mao received in Jiaozhi is precisely because of the public land farm law he presided over in Jiaozhi. This farm law has many shortcomings. The local gentry are gangsters. Although they have the support of Ming’s experience, there are still differences between Jiaozhi and Daming. The current farm law in Jiaozhi is more like the military guards implemented in the previous Ming Dynasty.

However, even if the system of military station guards can be implemented in Jiaozhi, it is even more difficult. At least, tenants can be used as cattle and horses in the farm law, instead of being worthless in the hands of the local chieftain.

The Central Plains Dynasty has a long history, and Li Binyan divided the history into six ranks of stars, but it still seems a bit cumbersome. These thousands of years can be roughly divided into two eras, one, the era when you can't be a slave; The age of slavery was secured.

Once the era of slaves has been firmly established for the time being, it is natural to form a broad understanding, and strive to change the price of slaves, cattle and horses, to the price of people. Consensus is the only way to have a chance to probe. The imperial court of the Ming Dynasty at least has such a beautiful long-cherished wish of putting the people first and traveling on the road. In the Hanlin Academy of the Ming Dynasty, there is also a Hanlin dreaming of a world of great harmony.

This era of slavery is temporarily established, although it is not so beautiful, but it is better than this era of wanting to be a slave, but this era of slavery must be fought, because once you are satisfied, Without dispute, this era will collapse from the era of being a slave to the era of wanting to be a slave.

For example, from Yongle to Zhengtong, in just 24 years, Daming fled thousands of miles away from beating captives in the north, and went to Oala to close the gate of the capital, and he took the emperor of Ming Dynasty to close the gate of the capital.

The Central Plains has a long history, and almost any dynasty has a group of loyal fans. Even if the scholar-officials hate the law-based Qin Dynasty and intensify their criticism of the tyranny of Qin, the scholar-bureaucrats have to hold their noses and admit that Qin was the first to create the world. Unify the world for the first time, fight the survivors of the sixth generation, develop a long-term strategy and impoverish the inner world, swallow the princes for two weeks and die, act as the supreme and control the Liuhe, hold on to beat and flog the world, and vibrate the world.

In the Sui Dynasty, which was also the death of the second generation, Yang Guang was so stupid that he didn't even have the courage to return to the capital, but Yang Guang was in power, and he could still pick out a few political achievements to prove that he was just lacking in ability, not that he had no intention of governing, and Because the Sui Dynasty was short-lived, it is usually called by the two characters of Sui and Tang. The glory of the Tang Dynasty can only be so prominent because of the foundation of the Sui Dynasty.

But if there is any dynasty in the thousands of years of civilization that hardly has any supporters, it is the Jin Dynasty in the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, which are only worthless.

In the judgments of almost all literati and inkmen, the Western Jin Dynasty, as a unified dynasty, has not received any respect. When it comes to the Western Jin Dynasty, even the starting point of the literati and inkmen is probably that the Three Kingdoms have exhausted their heroism, so that Sima won the world. .

If it is said that Sima Yi bullied the orphans and widows to become a powerful minister, and finally stole the great treasure, then Yang Jian established the Sui Dynasty and Zhao Kuangyin added a yellow robe. Isn't this also bullying the orphans and widows?

If it is said that the Sima family killed all the Cao family members, and then the cat cried and the mouse pretended to be merciful, then Liu Yu, the founding emperor of Liu Song Dynasty, did not even act, and directly killed all the Sima families in the world. Criticize Liu Yu for going too far.

Liu Yu is also the owner of the allusion of Jin Ge Iron Horse, Swallowing Thousands of Lis Like a Tiger, and he regrets Liu Yu's judgment more, and he is so short of breath.

During Liu Yu's crucial battle to swallow the world, the death of his first adviser, Liu Muzhi, was Liu Yuque's tone. Liu Muzhi's death forced Liu Yu to return to his hometown to take charge of the overall situation, and in the end the great cause was not contested. .

If it is said that the two emperors Beishou were captured by the Huns at the end of the Western Jin Dynasty, the Yongjia Rebellion, Shenzhou Lu Chen, Yiguan Nandu, and captives ravaged the Central Plains, then Song Huizong and Song Qinzong also lost half of their country. This Song Gaozong ran to Lin'an to live alone , bowed his head to the Hu people.

This Sima family has been criticized, such as killing the king, usurping the throne, picking peaches, luring wolves into the house, short life, frequent appearance of the emperor, etc. Everyone in the past dynasties has it. The eldest brother does not laugh at the second brother. Why is this Sima family not recruiting? See you?Speaking of the Sima family, probably the most famous allusions are "Why not eat minced meat" and "Three horses in the same slot".

Because each of these dynasties has its own flaws, but most of them are just one of three thousand weak books. So many flaws account for one or two. Almost none of them like Sima, and the Western Jin Dynasty The most similar one is probably the Northern Song Dynasty, but the Northern Song Dynasty's culture and rule were brilliant, and naturally there were a lot of literati and inkmen who washed the ground for the Northern Song Dynasty.

Just like the Wenzhi in the Northern Song Dynasty, all dynasties have produced some remarkable achievements. Even Hu Yuan and Taixi had to admit Genghis Khan’s martial arts. like existence.

From the history of the Western Jin Dynasty, only lessons can be learned.

Except for some people who think that the Western Jin Dynasty is absurd and beautiful, the Western Jin Dynasty has never received any respect for more than a thousand years. Of course, liking the Western Jin Dynasty may be envious of the freedom of Wushisan in the Western Jin Dynasty.

The former Annan and the present Wa Kingdom are all absurd like the Western Jin Dynasty, and the lives of the people are precarious.

What is Wanghua?This is Wang Hua.

Wang Hua said it was complicated, so if he talked about three days and three nights, he wouldn't be able to explain it clearly, but to put it in a simpler way, that is, Da Ming can give the most ordinary people in the world a chance to breathe, so that they can live well as cattle and horses , if there is a chance, and the child reads and reads again, it will be a great grace.

"Next, we will suffer a lot on our way. You see, at the banquet, even the powerful and right-handed people of the cochin were not polite, let alone other places in the world, I don't know how absurd it is." Liu Yongcheng poured his glass. Hot tea, said leisurely.

At the banquet, those big men stepped on the red berries with their dirty feet and crushed them into fine pieces, threatening to eat the delicious food, which really made Liu Yongcheng lose his appetite for a few days.

"There is a need for enlightenment here, isn't that what our Daming is here for?" Tang Xing said indifferently: "To tell the truth, the Cochin Third Division still has whippings, and if we go out, we don't even have laws. What is this official ship of Ming Dynasty doing with such a battleship?"

Tang Xing was going to the horizon, he had already done a good job of mental preparation, he knew how ridiculous it would be to go to the land of the eight wastes, and such pioneering work was also a dirty job, so it seemed reasonable to bring some Japanese people as consumables .

Compared with Da Ming's parents who like to talk about body, hair and skin, there are many places in Nanyang and Xiyang where circumcision is practiced. Thinking of that scene, Tang Xing shivered. If the knife is not clean, it is not killing people. what is itWhat Tang Xing didn't know was that those circumcision knives were not as clean as the bone prying knives used by the executioner to kill people. At least the bone prying knives still spit wine.

"Does Liu Dadang think that this Jiaozhi will become a place of great Ming Dynasty in the future, with long-term peace and stability?" Tang Xing leaned on the back of the chair and looked out the window.

Cochin is slowly getting better. There are farmers on the fertile land. The official roads and post roads between the prefectures have also begun to be leveled. Even remote places have plans. The post stations and postmen are constantly improving. There are many more children on the ground, even if these children are running all over the street, it seems that there are mothers but no fathers to raise them, but children are children, and children are hope.

The Emperor Ming had a scale in his heart that many people didn’t know. When he came to a place, the first thing to judge if a place was governed was the number of children. Amazing!

Zhu Qiyu's evaluation of the parent officials in this place will be much higher, and he will even give a big reward for a pair of calligraphy and paintings, and one or two poems. Because the child has new shoes, he will believe that the parents' officials' Wanmin umbrella is really sent by the common people. .Even if the local parents and officials violated the ban, Zhu Qiyu would still read the four words "Shengmin meritorious service", and would not punish him severely, and even forgive him or her at will.

According to the rule of not punishing a doctor, as long as it is not a major case of treason, corruption of money and collusion between officials and gentry, at most he will be dismissed from his post and never used again. If it is more serious, he will be exiled for three thousand miles. In that smoggy land, the exiled scholar-bureaucrats were also local dignitaries.

Even if Xu Youzhen was greedy for the dredging funds of Daming's [-]-mile waterway, no matter how much Zhu Qiyu hated Xu Youzhen, he would only exile him to Java Island according to the rules, instead of cutting things off. , along the Wujiang River, along the Yangtze River, are there a bunch of ancestral halls?

In Zhu Qiyu's simple political values, he believes that there are people who have the country, and talents are the basic composition of the country. As long as the people are willing to give birth and raise them after birth, it means that the world is still able to live. If you still have a baby girl, it means that the world is a bit clear, and people are a bit rushed in life. If the child still has new shoes, then Zhu Qiyu, the emperor of Ming Dynasty, will laugh from ear to ear, secretly thinking that he is worthy of the throne under his buttocks .

His political concepts are so simple, as simple as the field mice will multiply and run everywhere, it is as simple as the harvest year.