I am the king of the dead

Ambiguous semantics, strong attachment, obsessive conformity, evil authority, peeking at the leopard, and being an afterthought;

Emphasis on personnel and affairs, dualism, following examples, ignorance and respect for the past, partial generalization, and complete neutrality.

These sophistry 24 methods are the summary of Zhu Qiyu's impeachment to the courtiers in the past ten years.

Summarize the phenomenon to the wrong reason; use emotion to kidnap and confuse public and private; ignore the facts and talk nonsense blindly; some flaws are completely negated;

Willfully distort the meaning of others; maliciously exaggerate the consequences to support one's own point of view; if you can't say it, you will personally attack the shrew and swear; everyone is like this, why can't I;

Sitting in a well and watching the sky, only believe in yourself; use partial generalization to emphasize one-sidedness, and use special cases to excuse your own mistakes; start from the wrong starting point to induce others a little bit; use wrong examples to support wrong views...

Zhu Qiyu wrote a thousand words eloquently, cursing bitterly, and finally relieved the depression in his heart a little, checked it again and said: "Send this "24 Laws of Sophistry" back to the capital, let the students of the Imperial Academy and the Imperial Academy Ladies and gentlemen, read it all day long, and when I go back, I will conduct spot checks, and anyone who can’t recite it will be fined to copy it twenty times.”

"Everyone of the Ke Dao Yanguan copied the "24 Laws of Sophistry" every day and sent it to the Ministry of Rites. Arrange for two supervisors, and if you make a typo, you will be fined to copy it ten times, when will I go back, and when will I stop."

"If in the future, I see this sophistry being used to fool me again, I will send them to Shijing Factory to work for two years, calm down!"

Chapter 774 disgusting evidence, a shocking report!

"Your Majesty calm down." Xing'an looked at the thousand-character inscription, and felt sorry for the scholars of the Imperial Academy. His Majesty has seen through their best tricks. If they try to argue again in the future, even if they fail, it will be good.

The most important thing is that His Majesty really punished him, not just talking about it.

As a result of violating His Majesty's imperial decree, the three censors of the Metropolitan Procuratorate have used their heads to pave the way for future generations.

His majesty's reputation, even the fugitive gentry would give a thumbs up.

Zhu Qiyu also has a disgusting memorial in his hand, which is the extravagant style of Liang Chen Panlu in Guangzhou, which is iron evidence.

Zhu Qiyu held the memorial in his hand and said calmly: "Lu Zhong, be sure to send these people to Jiejieyuan. As for these files, record them and keep them for revision."

Was it really the Emperor Daming who sent these people to Jiejieyuan?

It's all about making money, and if you still treat people like this, are you really not afraid of being thrown into the pot and cooked for a Fulu banquet?

Is Zhu Qiyu's life extravagant?

It’s very extravagant. He has more than 30 cooks alone. These cooks have a clear division of labor. Some specialize in handling spices, some specialize in steaming, some specialize in cooking, and some specialize in knife work.

Take knife skills as an example. For example, at lunch the day before yesterday, the chefs made a dish called Lao Mu Huai Zhu from the most common mandarin fish and shrimp.

The mandarin fish is knocked unconscious to remove the fins and scales, and after taking out the gills, use a soft knife to take out the internal organs from the mouth. At this point, it is time to test the knife skills of the chef. Remove whole and marinate with spices.

The prawns are headed, shelled and threaded, and then the shrimps are minced on the pigskin to make shrimp slips, rolled into finger-sized balls, stuffed into the belly of the marinated fish, and then steamed in a pan.

When eating, with chopsticks down, the shrimp balls were squeezed out one by one from the belly of the fish, which really stunned the well-informed Zhu Qiyu.

No matter how ordinary the ingredients are, flowers can be made in the hands of the accompanying cooks.

Extravagance is extravagance, but the extravagance of the four major families in Guangzhou Mansion has obviously broken through the boundaries of being a human being.

As the newly-appointed Secretary of the Ministry of Officials of the Ming Dynasty and also the anti-corruption doctor of the Anti-Corruption Department, Wang Ao finally implemented the rules and regulations of the Anti-Corruption Department after the family members of the bureaucrats were not allowed to do business.

Tiao Tiao, the anti-corruption and clean-up department directly under the imperial court has landed.

Different from the inspecting censors of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, the inspecting censors pay attention to handling cases in a calm and steady way, and they stay on the front line so that they can meet each other in the future. When they find out about official corruption, they will usually report to the court first, and finally be supervised by the three courts.

However, the anti-corruption doctors handle cases based on the principle of being merciless.

For example, a certain Sichuan academic officer who just presided over the Ming Dynasty's provincial examination, was enjoying the ceremony of thanking the new recruits at the Luming Banquet, and the anti-corruption doctors directly took him away in front of all the students .

It is yes to kill chickens and monkeys.

When the regulations of the anti-corruption doctor continued to be implemented, some scholars were very disgusted with this kind of cruel officials handling cases, and they said that the family rules enforced by the anti-corruption doctor, and the censors of the Metropolitan Procuratorate were the national law.

The Qing officials in the Taiyamen of the three divisions of the local provinces are all fourth-rank Beijing officials. The most notable feature of these people is that their belts are yellow in color, which is bestowed by His Majesty.

Therefore, in the eyes of the courtiers of the Ming Dynasty, the Anti-Corruption and Cracking Department and the Department of Cleaning Officials under its jurisdiction are just an extension of the punishment of thousands of households by the Governor of Nanbei Town. All are His Majesty's family rules.

Zhu Qiyu looked at the memorabilia in his hand, and said with a smile: "Sanshan Street, the tyrant rides fiercely, flying like a falcon. When you scold someone, you still have to look at the mouths of the civil servants."

Sanshan Street is located in Guancheng, Nanjing, where Sanfasi and Nanzhen Fusi Yamen are located.

The Tiqis on Sanshan Street are very ruthless, catching people is like flying over like a falcon.

There were also voices of opposition from the court, some shouted extremely fiercely, and some were ironic and eccentric, but no one stood up and waved the flag clearly, His Majesty was deceived by traitors, and so on.

Just a few words, His Majesty will not do anything, but if you really do it, Tiqi will really fly like a falcon.

Wang Ao's memorials report the achievements of anti-corruption and arresting corruption, while the Ministry of Punishment reports on the attack on millions of cities, similar to the memorials of the Sitting Bandit and the Waterman Gang. There are not so many scruples.

Anti-corruption and anti-corruption and eradicating evil are the two knives of the Ming emperor's administration, and they are still effective today.

Yu Shiyue also put forward his own views and forms on the current rampant yamen in the Ming Dynasty. The number of yamen servants and clerks should be strictly limited. Go up to the court to order officials, sit in the bandit and rely on the official to do evil, and share the benefits.

Yu Shiyue's method cannot be said to be completely effective, but it is much better than nothing.

Zhu Qiyu Zhu approved the memorial and picked up Xu Youzhen's memorial.

Xu Youzhen has already started dredging the Yangtze River waterway, and the progress is in line with expectations, because Yang Han, as the governor of Nanjing Town Fusi, supervised the case of privately setting up checkpoints, which was carried out in an orderly manner, which also made Xu Youzhen's dredging work even more powerful.

After He Zhang, who covered the sky with one hand, took control of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, the ethos of the Metropolitan Procuratorate was finally in the hands of this ruthless man, and all steps were on the right track. Hu Lian, a native of Jiandu Yushi Ji'an.

Hu Lian, the censor of Qiandu, was impeached for accepting bribes by marriage, defrauding officials, framing others, and shielding important criminals.

The witness is Hu Lian's nephew, who works as a broker and comprador for Hu Lian in Beijing, and the documentary evidence is a large number of ledgers and bank treasuries for accepting bribes.

The amount involved is as high as 50 taels of silver, which can definitely be called corruption.

The result of He Zhang's disposition is that Jijia, Liu Hulian and their family members went to Yongning Temple.

Jiang Yuan, Shangshu of the Ministry of War, Yao Kui, Governor of Yunnan and Guizhou, Guan Ying, General of the Sichuan Army, Bai Gui, the Superintendent of Military Affairs, Li Guijin, Li Guijin, General of Huguang, General Liu Yu, and Ruan Rang, the guarding eunuch, reported success. The pig has been captured alive. It took three years to suppress the rebellion. The Ming army conquered more than [-] villages and captured more than [-] villages.

The Dongmiao Rebellion that had been going on for 12 years finally came to an end with the capture of the pigs.

Speaking of the Dongmiao Rebellion, it is really a long story to say that she had no mother since she was a child.

Since the ninth year of orthodoxy, more than [-] people have fled into the mountains and forests in Huguang and other places because they could not bear all kinds of servants and taxes. .

With the promotion of the farm law in recent years, more and more people have gone down the mountain. These people who went to the mountain in the past, camped in more than 2000 cottages in the [-] mountains in Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan and Guizhou. Dry pigs were captured, and finally ended.

Since the first year of Jingtai, Zhu Qiyu finally digested this serious trouble at a relatively small price. Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan and Guizhou can finally be called the top side.

It took more than ten years for the old debts during the Zhengtong period, and more than half of them have been paid off, but there are still many old debts that need to be paid off one by one.

Zhu Qiyu approved these memoirs, and issued extraordinary merit cards and first merit cards to the commanders, generals, governors of military affairs, and military counselors, and rewarded them for meritorious deeds.

After finishing the day's score, he leaned on the back of the chair and stared out of the window in a daze, the willows were already on the moon.

"Congratulations, Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty, Gao Jieyu is happy!" Xing'an and Xiao Huangmen whispered twice, and said with ecstasy.

Zhu Qiyu was stunned and said: "Good deed, good deed, reward, bestow concubine title."

He stood up, and just as he was about to take a look, he saw a small yellow door rushing in again. The little yellow door ran in such a hurry that he stumbled on the threshold, rolled around on the ground, and knelt on the ground. On the ground, he said loudly: "Congratulations, Your Majesty, Congratulations to Your Majesty, Concubine Ran Ning gave birth to Qilin, six catties and seven taels, mother and child are safe!"

Zhu Qiyu finally showed some joy and said: "Go to see Concubine Ran Ning first, and then go to Gao Jieyu."

Zhu Qiyu walked out of the imperial study room and walked a long way, and suddenly asked: "Isn't this little yellow gate intentional, every time he falls and rolls on the ground, it means he is in a hurry, so he didn't pay attention to his feet?"

Once or twice is still an accident, three or five times, that is intentional.

Xing'an also hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is wise."

Your Majesty has seen it all, and if you say no, you are deceiving the emperor.

Zhu Qiyu also somewhat understood the logic of it. The seniors fell, and if they didn't fall, wouldn't it be urgent enough?To show his panic, he fell naturally, he shook his head and said: "Ah, it's okay, just watch it. At first, I thought he was frizzy in his work, but it's not just good, he fell quite well, don't fall next time."

"I obey the order." Xing'an breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that His Majesty saw the trick and wanted to hit the board, but in the end he just put it down gently.

In any case, Xing'an couldn't match the temperamental, violent, and ruthless image that His Majesty and courtiers spoke of.

After the last time the prostitute who yelled at the hair was not allowed to be pursued by His Majesty, the prostitute still didn't know that she was scolding the Emperor of Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Qiyu came to Ran Siniang's Huae Tower, the mother and child were safe, the Wen women had already left, there were only two wet nurses, fearing that the sixth prince would be hungry, they had been waiting by his side.

In fact, in Zhu Qiyu's opinion, there is no need to hire a nanny at all, he knows Ran Siniang's size well.

"Lie down, lie down, why bother to be polite." Zhu Qiyu stretched out his hand to signal to Ran Siniang that there is no need to salute, since the old couple and their wife are in the Huae Tower, naturally they don't need to get up.

Ran Siniang's face was covered with sweat, and her face was a little pale. She said weakly, "Everything is fine with the child, husband, don't worry."

"What about you? How are you?" Zhu Qiyu grabbed Ran Siniang's hand, which was a little cold.

Ran Siniang squeezed out a smile, giving birth to a child is a physical effort, she was a little weak and said, "It's okay, I'm just a little tired."

"If you're tired, rest more." Zhu Qiyu put Ran Siniang's hand into the thin quilt, stood up and looked at the child.

What he said was like nonsense about drinking more water when he was thirsty, but as an emperor with a lot of things to do, the company at this time was what Ran Siniang wanted. What he said was actually not important, and of course Ran Siniang would not think that His Majesty was puzzled.

The newborn child is probably a little ugly, with some wrinkles on the face, dark and dull eyes, and it can never be said to be beautiful.

Zhu Qiyu teased the child, and talked with Ran Siniang, and while talking, the child fell asleep first, and then Ran Siniang also fell asleep peacefully.

"Take good care of Concubine Ran Ning and the sixth prince." Zhu Qiyu stood up and walked towards Gao Jieyu's Huae Building.

"Your Majesty, do you want to admit another beloved person into the palace?" Xing'an said presciently.

Zhu Qiyu thought for a while but shook his head and said: "No need, Ran Siniang can go to bed after confinement, and don't need to disturb the people."

"I... obey the order." Xing'an was still a little unwilling. He was an envoy of flowers and birds. He failed the ardent expectations of courtiers and clan members. He failed to let His Majesty focus on women. It was his dereliction of duty.

The Ministry of Etiquette has long drawn up many names, both male and female, Zhu Qiyu finally chose Pei, which means grand and prosperous.

This is a happy event, and even the generals of the Ming Dynasty who had rushed to Zhennan Pass, under the leadership of Yu Qian, wrote a congratulatory form.

In addition to the congratulatory form, there is also a shocking Tang newspaper.

Daming's pier Yuanhou has begun to infiltrate again to investigate the enemy's situation. This is a common practice. Before the battle, another infiltration investigation should be carried out.

The reason why the pond newspaper is shocking is that the piers and abutments are far away and go deep into hundreds of miles, no human voice is heard, and there are many bones.

In order to prevent Annan Dingkou from fleeing to Daming, Li Yimin created an uninhabited land with a width of hundreds of miles outside the Zhennan Pass. Annan people would be shot and killed if they stepped in, and there were cavalry patrolling here.

And once the Ming army stepped out of Zhennan Pass from the land, Li Yimin would burn a barren wasteland of hundreds of miles without any supplies, just like the burning of the wasteland in Jining area by the Ming Dynasty.

"This Li Yimin is really... Heaven is angry and people complain, and both people and gods abandon him." Zhu Qiyu tried his best to imagine Li Yimin's governance with low morality, but he still overestimated Li Yimin's moral bottom line.

Li Sicheng threatened Daming not to send troops by saying that as long as I'm bad enough, you can't king me, but Li Sicheng didn't do that.

Li Yimin didn't say that, but he actually did it.

"When did the Ming army enter Annan?" Zhu Qiyu put down the pond newspaper and asked.

Xing'an pulled out the original resolution and said, "At the end of August."

A small yellow door held up a pond newspaper and said loudly: "Report! Your Majesty, Annan gathered more than a thousand troops to set up fences and attack Pingxiang, Guangxi!"

Zhu Qiyu looked at the pond newspaper in his hand and said: "Li Yimin not only refused to surrender, but also dared to attack!"

Chapter 775 The essence of the industrial revolution is to boil water

Even though Zhu Qiyu was angry and surprised by Li Yimin's boldness, he still did not give any orders, such as asking the Ming army to repel the enemy, but quietly waited for the battle report from the front.

Only three days later, a small yellow door rushed into the imperial study room holding a pond newspaper, and shouted loudly: "Report! Report!"

"Great victory in Pingxiang, Guangxi. More than [-] enemies were wiped out by our army under the city of Pingxiang!"

"Okay!" Zhu Qiyu took the pond newspaper and read it seriously.

In the Tang newspaper, the army that attacked Pingxiang was the Annan army, but it was not ordered by Li Yimin, but the army went alone, and it had nothing to do with the Annan army that looted the Ming army before.

As always, Li Yimin was unable to control Annan's army, and the phenomenon of the army walking alone became more and more serious.

This army, unable to receive the military salary, turned into bandits, robbed along the road, and finally hit the iron plate, and the head was broken.

Not all Ming armies are Beijing camps, not all armies are Ming armies.

Most of the army is similar to the Annan Army, from bandits to soldiers, from soldiers to bandits, soldiers and bandits, soldiers and bandits are not distinguished.

Sun Tzu's Art of War has a saying: Soldiers, the great affairs of the country, the place of death and life, the way of survival, must be observed.

If military discipline is not maintained, the army will become a scourge of national subjugation, and it will also become a tool in the hands of careerists.

The process of the battle was one-sided, like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, the enemy was defeated, all wiped out under the city, and nearly ten thousand people were captured.

Regarding the disposal of the captives, Chen Mao, the former commander of the Ming Dynasty army and the general who conquered the barbarians, and the admiral Wen Anhou Yuqian, gave the opinion that they should be castrated and sent to Liuzhichang to dig coal until they died.

It is ominous to kill prisoners, but it is not unknown to castrate captives and send them to official factories to work to death.

Yu Qian, who has always urged benevolence and forgiveness, has always shown his side of being kind and not in charge of soldiers in military affairs.

This group of Annan enemy troops are bandits, burning, killing, looting and committing all kinds of crimes. If it weren't for the ominous killing of prisoners, they would have been beheaded by the Ming army long ago.

After Zhu Qiyu finished reading the memorial, he smiled and said to Xing'an: "It's a good sign to win the flag."