After being abandoned by Liu Bei, Cao Cao begged me to be a military adviser

Cao Cao was displeased, so he got up and asked, "Who beat the drums? Why is it so chaotic?"

Xun Yu stepped forward and said softly, "Prime Minister, Kong Rong recommended this person to you!"

"Mi Heng!" Cao Cao instantly thought of this person.

This Mi Heng humiliated him face to face, scolding him for both civil and martial arts, saying that Xun Yu is suitable for mourning.

In a fit of rage, Cao Cao asked Ni Heng to be a drummer, and made everyone laugh at him.

Unexpectedly, this Mi Heng made a mess at the banquet.

Cao Cao ordered: "Yuan Rang, go and have a look!"

"Obey!" Xia Houdun clasped his fists to signal, and walked quickly to the front of the drum.

Seeing that Ni Heng was wearing tattered clothes, he immediately asked, "Since you are a drummer, why don't you change your clothes?"

When Mi Heng heard the words, he put down the drumsticks, and the whole banquet hall fell silent.

But in the next second, Mi Heng took off his clothes in public.

Ho!

There was an uproar in the civil and military hall.

A big old man, actually do such a thing?

Shameless than a woman!

But Mi Heng didn't talk nonsense, picked up the drumstick and continued to beat the drum.

A song "Three Laos in Yuyang" has a lot of charm.

Xiahou Dun was dumbfounded, pointed at Mi Heng and said, "Stop beating the drum, put on your clothes, you'll be dead!"

Hearing this, Mi Heng retorted Xiahou Dun: "It's rude to bully the king, but I show my parents' appearance to show my innocence. How rude is it?"

Xiahou Dun was in a hurry: "Who do you say deceived the king?"

Mi Heng snorted coldly, humming while playing the song.

"Some people don't know the virtuous and the foolish, because their eyes are cloudy:"

"If you don't read poetry and books, your mouth will be muddy:"

"If you don't accept faithful advice, your ears will become dull:"

"If you don't know the past and the present, it's because your body is turbid:"

"Tolerance of princes is due to the turbidity of the abdomen:"

"Always pregnant with usurping is a dirty mind!"

"I am a famous person in the world, and I am used as a drummer!"

"It's Yuyang who underestimated Zhongni, and Zang Cang destroyed Mencius' ears! You want to become a king and overlord, but you treat people so lightly?"

As Mi Heng's words fell, the hall was completely silent.

Although Mi Heng was talking to Xiahou Dun, it was Cao Cao who scolded him.

But Cao Cao didn't say a word.

He wished he could kill Mi Heng now.

However, he did not dare to do so.

You Heng has a great reputation, if you kill him, you will be cast aside by the world.

In the past, Bian Rang scolded himself like this, and Cao Cao killed him with a knife.

As a result, Zhang Miao and others took advantage of this to welcome Lv Bu into Yanzhou, and Cao Cao almost died in Huangquan.

With the lessons learned from the past, Cao Cao would never dare to repeat the same mistakes.

You Heng can neither kill nor use.

Cao Cao couldn't get off the tiger.

Seeing everyone looking at him one after another, Cao Cao simply peed.

He took Xu Chu and left from the back hall.

Let him scold, and I'll be free.

After leaving the prime minister's mansion, Cao Cao asked Xu Chu to drive out of the city in a carriage.

Xu Chu was shocked: "Prime Minister, I'm afraid it's inconvenient to go out of the city at night? If Madam knows..."

Cao Cao snorted coldly: "Stop talking nonsense, I'm going to see Liu Xian, does Madam need to ask about this matter?"

"Then I definitely won't ask!" Xu Chu didn't talk nonsense, and drove away.

Cao Cao rode away in a carriage on the front foot, and someone ran to tell Mrs. Bian on the back foot.

After Cao Cao's eldest son Cao Ang died in battle, Mrs. Ding abandoned Cao Cao.

Now Mrs. Bian is the head of the Cao family.

"Immortal things, going out of the city in the middle of the night, there must be nothing good!"

Cao Pi, who was waiting by the side, said: "Mother, don't be angry, my father may have been overwhelmed by you at the banquet, so he went out to relax!"

Mrs. Bian said: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and catch up with me on horseback, and report to me truthfully when you come back!"

"Obey!" Cao Pi cupped his fists and trot out the door.

Chapter 17

After Cao Cao left the city in a carriage, he stopped in a small forest.

A school official in night clothes hurried to the front of the carriage: "Meet the prime minister!"

Cao Cao lifted the curtain of the carriage and said, "When I went to Xuzhou in the past few days, what was Liu Xian doing?"

The school official reported: "Back to the prime minister, Liu Xian raised grass and flowers every day, and went to the city to drink with Chen Qun. After he came back, he began to scold Cao Ji!"

"Call Cao Ji?" Cao Cao was taken aback, "Why did you scold him?"

The school official said: "Say Cao's family is a profiteer, what nonsense, it's [-]-[-], and it's [-]% to me. After you returned to Xudu, you scolded more, an average of more than [-] times a day!"

Cao Cao waved his hand to signal, and the school official left quickly.

"It seems that Liu Xian has a lot of resentment towards Cao Ji!"

Xu Chu, who was driving the carriage, smiled: "Prime Minister, Liu Xian is not to blame for this matter, you haven't seen him since you came back!"

"Forget it, let's go see him now!" Cao Cao said.

"Of order!" Xu Chu chuckled and continued to drive the carriage.

The reason why Cao Cao was not in a hurry to see Liu Xian was purely because of a guilty conscience.

He promised Liu Xian that after capturing Liu Bei's two wives, they would be handed over to him as much as possible.

As for how Liu Xian wants to deal with it, both parties have tacitly agreed.

In fact, this is what he said.

But Guan Yu had something to say first, this matter is not easy to handle.

Cao Cao didn't want to turn against Guan Yu yet.

So he didn't have the face to meet Liu Xian.

Today's banquet was so angry with Mi Heng, so he just bit the bullet and came.

It was already late at night, and Liu Xian was still drinking alone in the courtyard.

"Mr. Ziyu, why are you drinking alone?" Lao Cao was admitted to the hospital with a smile.

Seeing Cao Ji coming, Liu Xian immediately put down his wine glass, looking at him with more anger.

"Oh, Master Ji is here, please sit down, just have a drink with our husband!" Lao Huang warmly greeted Lao Cao to sit down.

"Thank you, thank you!" Cao Ji said, "Mr. Ziyu, I have good news for you!"

"Damn it!" Liu wentssip, got up and flipped the table.

This scene frightened Lao Cao for a moment.

Why is this kid so angry?

Liu Xian grabbed Lao Cao's beard.

Don't ask why he grabbed his beard, it's simply because Liu Xian is tall enough.

Lao Cao was very embarrassed. He didn't expect that the other party flipped the table when he entered the door with a glass of wine.

It's okay to lift the table, why are you still grabbing my beard?

You said he was angry, but this action is not so annoying.

Lao Cao waved his hand: "Little brother, if you have something to say, don't grab my beard!"

Liu Xian said angrily, "I've found out all about you!"

"Damn it!" Cao Cao was taken aback, he didn't expect Liu Xian to have such a move.

But after thinking about it, if he really knew his details, would he still dare to talk to himself like this?

Liu Xian said: "There is no one like you around Cao Cao, what the hell are you offering advice to Cao Cao through someone else's mouth?"

Cao Cao smiled wryly, thinking that Liu Xian had heard something.

"That's right, Mr. guessed it right!"

When Liu Xian heard this, he became even more angry.

"Cao Cao's reward, the person who offered advice will get half of it first, and then the two of us will get a half-fifty share, right?"

"I... this... you..." Lao Cao was also speechless.

I give advice to myself?

I will take half of the reward first, and then I will share it with you Liu Xian?

Isn't that really a profiteer?

Old Cao said: "It's small, the layout is small!"

Liu Xian said angrily: "You f*cking profiteer, a three-way dealer, it's been half a month, what's the reward?"

Lao Huang followed suit: "That's right, where's the girl? Are the wives and children hot on the bed? Our husband has slept with the dog!"

"Pfft!" Old Cao couldn't hold back his laughter, "Hahaha!"

The originally tense atmosphere suddenly became beaming.

Liu Xian turned his head and stared at Lao Huang, who demolished him.

Lao Huang smiled and waved his hands back: "Sir, calm down, you drank too much last night, and that dog climbed into your bed. I just used exaggerated art to state the objective facts. You taught me!"

Liu Xian: "*&%￥#@@%￥#..."

Lao Cao hurriedly stood up to smooth things over: "Brother Ziyu, don't get angry, I'm here this time to fulfill my promise!"

"Ahem!" Liu Xian didn't speak, his eyes drifted to the carriage outside the courtyard.

Lao Cao beckoned, and Lao Xu pulled the carriage into the yard.

Liu Xian immediately gave Lao Huang a wink, and the latter rushed to the front of the carriage, opened the curtain and checked the contents of the carriage.

"Sir, we got rich, this, this, this...are all gold, silver and jewelry!" Lao Huang shouted hopelessly.

When Liu Xian heard the words, he flew forward, and then he was also dumbfounded.

There are three big boxes of gold, silver and jewelry in the carriage.

Just these three boxes of words are enough for him to squander for several years.

At this moment, Liu Xian looked at Lao Cao with a gentler look.

"Hahaha!" Lao Cao stroked his beard and said with a smile, "How is it, sir, aren't you angry?"

"A little bit, a little bit!" Liu Xian said with a smile, "I'm not the kind of person who takes money too seriously!"