snort!man!
It's all a virtue!
She took a deep breath, and said calmly: "Young masters, the wishful gentleman you want must meet three conditions!"
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[59] Li Shishi's three conditions!If you don't make a sound, this girl will take the initiative to attack!
When everyone heard the words, they asked in succession.
"Miss Teacher, what are the three conditions?"
"Yes, miss Shishi, please tell me quickly, let me see if I am suitable!"
"Miss Shishi, I am so good, I will definitely meet your requirements!"
"......"
upstairs.
The four of Di Renjie leaned against the railing with curious expressions on their faces.
Yang Yi pouted.
"You also want to marry her home?"
The four were stunned and looked at each other.
Di Renjie hurriedly said: "Prime Minister, don't get me wrong, I'm just waiting to watch the fun, and this girl belongs to the Prime Minister!"
"That's right, that's right, such a stunning beauty deserves the chancellor!" Chen Zi'ang said hastily.
"This Miss Shishi is heavenly and beautiful, only the prime minister can convince her of her beauty!" Yao Chong said solemnly.
Song Jing held back for a long time, "That's right, that's it!"
Yang Yi: "......"
I just asked, why are you so nervous? !
He said helplessly: "I'm not interested in her, don't make it look like I can't walk when I see beauty!"
downstairs.
Li Shishi met everyone's gaze, she said indifferently: "The first condition, Shishi's husband must have an extraordinary appearance, so that he can catch Shishi's eyes!"
"In addition, the age should be similar to that of Shi Shi! It can't be too much!"
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and each of them suddenly became confident.
"Haha, it seems that this young master meets the first requirement. This young master is known as the most beautiful man in Luoyang, and he can definitely win the eyes of Mrs. Shi Shi!"
"Bah! Shameless, where did you put my number one handsome man in Dazhou?!"
"Hmph, you are the most beautiful man? Then what am I?"
"........."
Everyone became noisy.
Li Shishi saw that everyone was so confident, the corners of his mouth twitched.
She said helplessly: "The second condition is that Shishi's husband must be young and promising, talented and capable of helping the world and the people!"
"Coincidentally! I'm fucking talented!"
"Me too, I always feel that my talent cannot be vented!"
"Damn it, Miss Shishi, are you following my template to say the conditions?"
"Go away, you can't drink, you're at the same table as a dog!"
"........."
upstairs.
Di Renjie frowned slightly.
"Why do I feel that Miss Shishi is talking about the prime minister..."
"Yes, yes, besides the prime minister, who else can be called the talent of helping the world and keeping the people safe?" Chen Ziang shook his head.
Yao Chong whispered: "Prime Minister, you didn't have any past with this Miss Shishi? And then she was approached by her girl, right?!"
The corner of Yang Yi's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly: "Nonsense! Nothing at all!"
He pouted.
"There is nothing wrong with what people say. The two conditions, don't they mean both talent and appearance?"
"These people below are really confident!"
Di Renjie and the others smiled wryly.
Li Shishi on the stage felt helpless when he saw the expressions of everyone.
Who are they?
The fat head insists on saying that he is handsome.
Those who can't read a single word insist on saying that they are talented!
You are also confident.
Master Li took a deep breath.
Fortunately, she used the first two conditions to make excuses for herself.
In case someone passes the third condition and the first two conditions, why don't they say it casually?
No matter how handsome you are, if you can't catch this girl's eyes anyway, you don't meet the first condition!
She calmed down a lot.
Li Shishi continued: "Shishi has heard the legends of talented men and beautiful women since he was a child, and he admires such friendship. Talented men often compose poems and lyrics for their beloved women..."
"The third condition, Shi Shi, is to write a poem or word for Shi Shi!"
She glanced at Yang Yi vaguely.
She learned from the information that Yang Yi was born in a down-and-out nobleman. In order to make a fortune, he studied poetry, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and poetry since he was a child, so he was able to be appreciated by Emperor Ming of the Great Zhou Dynasty, so he became the emperor's close minister. !
It shouldn't be difficult for Yang Yi to write a poem or word!
When everyone heard the words, they immediately boiled.
"Writing poems for Miss Shi Shi? It's too simple!"
"The way of poetry is a small way, and this son can do it at his fingertips!"
"Hehe, it's that simple? Today, I have to take Miss Shi Shi away!"
"Hmph, I'll let you all know what strength is!"
"........."
upstairs.
"These people are really thick-skinned..." Chen Ziang pouted.
He said to Yang Yi confidently: "Prime Minister, this young lady is stunning, and she is the right maid to add fragrance to the prime minister's red sleeves. I have read poetry since I was a child, and I am very interested in poetry. If the prime minister If necessary, I can compose a song for the prime minister right now!"
He is full of confidence.
Among the four, he may not be as good as the other three in terms of details and insight, but in terms of literature, he is very conceited. Since he was a child, he has never seen anyone who can fight better than himself!
The corner of Yang Yi's mouth twitched.
What's the matter with these guys always trying to pimp themselves? !
He said helplessly, "No need."
At this time......
There was a burst of laughter below.
Yang Yi was startled and looked down.
A guy as fat as a ball escaped awkwardly amidst the laughter of the crowd.
"Hmph, how dare such a rubbish poem come out?"
"This kind of poem can be written by a three-year-old child!"
"Tch, I don't know where the confidence comes from."
"........"
Yang Yi immediately realized that someone should have played confidently and was ridiculed by the crowd.
At this time, another tall and thin man cupped his hands and said: "Everyone is invited, Zhang already has a draft!"
He confidently chanted: "
The teacher is young and youthful, with excellent talent and appearance.
The voice is as melodious as the sounds of nature, and the face is more beautiful than delicate flowers;
Ever since we first met that day, our hearts have been filled with smiles and smiles.
If you don't hear the sound, you will love each other, and if you don't see people, you will gradually lose your mind! "
"Humph, trash, I'll do it!" Another confident "beautiful boy" stood up and chanted.
"Snow-skinned and flower-like, with a slender figure among willow leaves.
Small cherry mouth and willow-leaf eyebrows, a pair of phoenix eyes suddenly flashing thunder.
Fair and fair ladies are all praised, and gentlemen can do whatever they want.
Lovesickness lingers until dawn, and it's hard to sleep in a lonely pillow thinking about her. "
"Fuck, trash! Let me do it!" Another confident "beautiful boy" cleared his throat.
"A Shuxian from afar, dancing with the wind.
Dai Mei smiled, like a fairy in a painting! "
Everyone shook their heads, full of confidence.
upstairs.
"I'm convinced, my ears... what am I expecting?" Chen Ziang looked confused.
He almost threw up at the limericks.
What level are these? !
Li Shishi on the stage was expressionless, her heart was already numb.
What kind of poems are these? !
She couldn't help but look at Yang Yi upstairs.
Why didn't Yang Yi make a move? !
Could it be that this girl's beauty cannot attract this young prime minister? !
Li Shishi felt a little frustrated.
She gritted her teeth, and couldn't help but said to Yang Yi: "Just now the son upstairs said that Shi Shi hasn't lifted the veil, so he doesn't know beauty or ugliness!"
"Now that the veil is lifted, why is the young master indifferent? Don't you see the beauty of the master?"
If you don't make a sound, this girl will take the initiative to attack!
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