Siheyuan: starting from Qinjia Village jumping in line

After the second uncle came back from get off work, he saw Xu Damao sneaking there alone staring at the middle courtyard, so he asked directly.

When asked by the second uncle, Xu Damao's eyes immediately became flustered.

However, he quickly came back to his senses.

After he stood up with his waist supported, he said directly: "Then what...Second Uncle, I...I'm doing exercise!"

After saying these words, Xu Damao really twisted up.

This twist doesn't matter, the wounds all over his body started to hurt immediately.

Xu Damao immediately bared his teeth and grinned.

However, even so, Xu Damao did not stop twisting his waist.

Liu Haizhong didn't care too much, he just thought it was Xu Damao's mental illness.

"Then twist it!"

After saying this, Liu Haizhong left immediately.

Seeing that Liu Haizhong was walking away, Xu Damao put away his hands. After grinning for a while, he found a suitable posture for him to lie down at the door to inspect the situation of He Yuzhu's house.

Fortunately, the hard work paid off, and Xu Damao finally got the chance.

After He Yuzhu came back from get off work and stayed at home for a while, he came out clutching his stomach.

Moreover, while running outside, he kept muttering: "Damn it, why does my stomach hurt!"

Although the distance between Xu Damao and He Yuzhu was not too close at this time, Xu Damao still heard He Yuzhu's words.

Therefore, Xu Damao immediately took it to heart, and a treacherous smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Silly Zhu, you bastard bastard, you finally gave me a chance!"

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he quickly walked towards the outside of the courtyard with his hands on his waist.

Perhaps it was because he felt that he could avenge He Yuzhu immediately, so at this moment Xu Damao unexpectedly discovered that his whole body didn't hurt much when he was walking now.

Xu Damao was afraid that he had attracted He Yuzhu's attention, so he didn't dare to get too close.

He just followed from a distance, anyway, he knew where He Yuzhu was going, so he wasn't afraid of losing him at all.

After He Yuzhu clutched his stomach and came to the public toilet, he puffed for a while before his stomach became more comfortable.

"Damn it, it turned out to be held back by a fart!"

After He Yuzhu talked to himself for a while, he wanted to stand up.

But before he stood up, he felt that someone should have entered the public toilet.

But He Yuzhu didn't take it seriously.

After all, it is quite normal for people to come and go in this public toilet.

However, just when He Yuzhu stood up and raised his pants halfway, someone kicked him on the buttocks.

At this time, He Yuzhu's attention was all on lifting his pants, and he didn't care about anything else at all.

So being kicked in the back so suddenly, he fell directly into the cesspit all at once.

Even though He Yuzhu tried desperately to maintain his body's balance before falling into it, but that person kicked him too hard, so no matter what He Yuzhu tried to maintain his body's balance, it was useless.

"Ah! Help! Help!"

After He Yuzhu fell into the cesspit, he went in obliquely, and he wanted to call for help, so when he entered the cesspit, he got several mouthfuls of gold in his mouth.

It made He Yuzhu feel sick directly in the cesspit.

It's just a pity that he hasn't eaten dinner this evening, so he can only retch.

Hearing the movement of He Yuzhu inside, Xu Damao was going to die of joy outside.

Just now, he ran out directly after kicking He Yuzhu, without giving He Yuzhu a chance to see him clearly.

And at that moment, Xu Damao's waist, legs and feet seemed to be healed at that moment.

He ran so fast that he didn't feel any pain at all.

He Yuzhu fell into the cesspit, is that okay?

Gold all over.

He kept yelling for help, but at this moment, everyone just got off work and was cooking at home. How could anyone come here at this time?

Therefore, He Yuzhu always wanted to call for help in the cesspit because he was exhausted, and no one came to save him.

And after Xu Damao kicked He Yuzhu into the cesspit, he didn't leave. He just stood next to He Yuzhu and listened to him keep calling for help!

Seeing that He Yuzhu suffered such a big loss, Xu Damao was about to die of joy.

In an instant, the heart that had been suffocated all afternoon was relieved a lot.

Just then, a voice came over.

"No, Damao, why are you running here and standing here again? Are you telling me that you want to exercise here too?"

It was the voice of Second Uncle Liu Haizhong.

Xu Damao was happy, but he didn't notice the person coming, otherwise, if he saw the person coming, he would probably have already run away.

After all, he didn't want to be caught by He Yuzhu because he was the one who made him, otherwise, with He Yuzhu's character of vengeance, he would definitely seek revenge from himself later.

So Xu Damao felt guilty all of a sudden.

"Do... what kind of exercise are you doing? Second uncle, you really know how to joke. I don't feel sick to my stomach. Why don't you come to the toilet? Second uncle, come to the toilet too?"

After Xu Damao made up a random reason, he asked just like this.

In the end, I didn't want Liu Haizhong to just stare at him after hearing his question.

"Going to the public toilet is not going to the toilet, so why did you come here?"

"Could it be possible to come to eat?!"

After glaring at Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong walked right past him and walked into the public toilet.

It doesn't matter if you go in, you just yell: "Hey! This...isn't this a silly pillar? You...what are you doing in the cesspit?"

He Yuzhu was quite happy that someone finally came, and he was worried. If no one came, he would be smoked to death in this cesspit.

But before he opened his mouth to ask for help, Xu Damao followed him in with his waist supported.

"Oh, hello! Isn't this silly Zhu! Just now the second uncle said that it is impossible to come to the public toilet to eat, but I look at you as if you came to eat!"

"Tsk tsk tsk! Look at you, silly Zhu, you are a cook after all. It is said that no one will be hungry if you are hungry. The cook, tell me about you, why do you still want to go to the cesspit to eat shit! "

Xu Damao said happily.

Chapter 247

In fact, when he was outside just now, he had already imagined how embarrassed He Yuzhu was, but he didn't want to, when he saw it with his own eyes, he actually found that He Yuzhu's embarrassed appearance was far worse than he imagined. Even more.

As a result, after He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao, he even forgot to ask Liu Haizhong for help, and directly pointed at Xu Damao with those hands full of shit and cursed loudly: "Xu Damao, you grandson, did you say that you were special just now?" Damn me, kick me in!"

"I said silly Zhu, you can eat shit, but you can't talk nonsense, which eye of yours can see that I kicked you?"

Xu Damao would not admit it.

Although he said that he was injured all over his body by He Yuzhu's beating, but that wouldn't affect him when he ran away just now.

Moreover, Xu Damao was very sure that He Yuzhu must have not seen him just now.

Otherwise, just now, He Yuzhu would have scolded himself early in the morning.

Since he didn't see himself, Xu Damao didn't do it.

The Heavenly King Lao Tzu is here, and he will not admit it!

Thinking of this, Xu Damao subconsciously straightened his waist.

But if He Yuzhu believed in Xu Damao's words, then there was something wrong.

By the way, he and Xu Damao have grown up since they were young, so as far as Xu Damao's character is concerned, He Yuzhu can be said to have understood it. up.

Now he was very sure that Xu Damao was the one who slapped his back.

No, it's the person who slapped him in the face.

"Xu Damao, you grandson, I warn you, get me out quickly, otherwise, I will never spare you!"

He Yuzhu continued to threaten.

As a result, Xu Damao didn't accept his tricks at all.

Now He Yuzhu is obviously at a disadvantage, and Xu Damao is at a strong position, so he is not afraid of He Yuzhu at all right now.

"I say silly Zhu, because we grew up together, I wanted to pull you out and rescue you, but since you said that, then I don't care!"

After saying a word like this, Xu Damao immediately unbuttoned his trousers and urinated into the cesspit, then immediately put on his trousers and left.

Liu Haizhong was also surprised by the fact that He Yuzhu fell into the cesspit just now.

So at this moment, through the conversation between He Yuzhu and Xu Damao, he has basically understood this matter.

Like He Yuzhu, Liu Haizhong was very sure.

Xu Damao did what He Yuzhu fell into the cesspit.

In order to prevent He Yuzhu from opening his mouth to ask him for help, Liu Haizhong also decided to pull up his pants and leave, just like Xu Damao.

This He Yuzhu's body is covered in feces, if he saves him by himself, he will be covered in feces!

He didn't want to disgust himself so much.

So, in order to reduce his sense of existence, after He Yuzhu and Xu Damao got into a fight, Liu Haizhong didn't say a word all the time.

Even after she finished peeing, she lifted her pants and walked out quietly.

In other words, no matter who it is, it is absolutely impossible to be willing to be surrounded by feces in the cesspit.

So, when He Yuzhu saw that Xu Damao had never let go, he just accepted it.

Especially when he saw that Xu Damao was about to leave, he became even more anxious.

Right now, he also doesn't care whether Xu Damao is behind his back. For him, the most important thing now is that he can get out of this cesspit earlier.

He was really going to be disgusted to death.

"Da Mao, Da Mao, I've said something wrong, so hurry up and help your buddy, can you get him up there?"

"no!"

Xu Damao didn't even think about it, he just answered.

"I got you up so you can keep beating me! Am I that stupid!"

"Okay, you Xu Damao, how dare you say that it wasn't you who hit me black, you just hated me for beating you at the rolling mill this morning, so you took revenge on me, didn't you?"

He Yuzhu couldn't help but said to Xu Damao like this again.

"It's your sister, yes! Let's go!"

After Xu Damao said this, he actually walked out of the public toilet.

He Yuzhu immediately became anxious.

Quickly shouted: "Da Mao, Da Mao, don't go, Da Mao, I was wrong, it's okay if I was wrong!"

But Xu Damao let He Yuzhu shout his throat, Xu Damao didn't pay attention to He Yuzhu any more, and went back to the courtyard triumphantly.

Seeing that Xu Damao hadn't responded to him and hadn't come back, He Yuzhu was so angry that he immediately cursed loudly.

"I'm fucking your ancestor, you Xu Damao, you fucking wait for me, you wait for me to get out, I'll be the first to kill you and me!"

Cursing and cursing, He Yuzhu suddenly remembered the second uncle who came to the public toilet before.

So he broke his throat and shouted again: "Second uncle, second uncle, help me, second uncle..."

Originally, Liu Haizhong wanted to watch more of the excitement between Xu Damao and He Yuzhu, but when he heard He Yuzhu calling him, he immediately trotted back to the courtyard.

He even surpassed Xu Damao's progress and returned to the courtyard.

Poor He Yuzhu really had no strength afterwards, so he stopped shouting.

But the whole body is full of feces, He Yuzhu really can't bear the smell.