"Because this has become a law."
"What law?"
"The law of hospitalization."
"Is there any educated person to explain what is the law of hospitalization?"
"Hospitalization law, also known as Asheng's law, is a famous eternal law proposed by the famous psychologist and mathematician Li Han S in my country. Talking and all kinds of pretentiousness and pride will raise blood pressure and lead to hospitalization.” According to research, under normal circumstances, no single organism with kinetic energy can violate the law of hospitalization. The famous psychologist and mathematician Li Hansheng concluded a formula:
L (taunting the opponent) = P (pretending to be aggressive in front of the opponent) × D (speaking harshly)
D (hospitalization) = T (heart disease) - K (high blood pressure)
That is, L=P·D
D=TK
L=P·(TK). "
"My day, you are so professional, can't you be a fan of Eleven without any culture?"
"I said I don't understand it, but it doesn't stop me from feeling awesome, just like a dog dares to eat shit, I think the dog is awesome!"
"Such a professional explanation is something that a local dog like me can watch. It's really lucky for Sansheng."
"If it wasn't because I'm a longtime fan, I would have believed that big brother's professional explanation."
"I have a score of 145 in mathematics and said that the elder brother's answer is indeed very professional."
"Following the famous five directors, a group of ensemble performers with superb acting talent was born, referred to as: Sand Sculpture Netizens."
"..."
Because of this hottest topic, the popularity of the July season was pushed to a peak. Those who rubbed off on the popularity gained 80 million fans, and some of them gained tens of thousands of fans.
Those colleagues once again saw what top class is.
The current Lin Yao, whether it is popularity or the level of lyrics and music, is far from what some lyrics gods can match.
Everything is top notch except the title is gold.
As a result, many directors of Xuanzhou's embassy stationed in Los Angeles, Huaguo, became panicked.
A director said: "The situation is not good. With such a high flow rate, even if Lin Yao's new song is poorly written, many people will be willing to pay for it."
There is also a director who holds a different opinion: "If the writing is poor, there will indeed be some fans who are willing to pay, but not all."
And bloom over there.
Su Xiaoyu has been paying attention to the topic of new songs.
Although "Xi" has not been released yet, the traffic has reached a peak.
This is the top stream.
Su Xiaoyu even felt that if Teacher Lin wanted to praise her, the song queen would no longer be a dream.
After all, Mr. Lin's works are very high-quality. Each work has more than 4000 to [-] million downloads, and there are several works that have exceeded [-] million.
"How lucky will be the female singer who will be honored by Teacher Lin in the future."
……
With everyone's expectations, time goes by, and soon the end of the month will come.
As of 5.64:[-] p.m. at the end of June, the number of downloads of Daoxiang exceeded [-] million, and the specific download volume reached [-] million.
A little less than good luck.
So far, Good Luck has downloaded 12.89 billion.
However, after all, Good Luck Lai was released for half a year and became the most downloaded work, ranking third.
The song with the highest download volume, 13.37 billion, has been released for nine years. If you give good luck a little more time, it will not be a problem to win the first place.
On the day of the end of the month, those old fans on the [-]th did not forget to remind new fans:
"Remember what Alai said, you newcomers who just arrived."
"Healing songs are the best when you listen to them alone, especially when you sit on the balcony or rooftop, turn off the lights, and light a cigarette. It's a perfect match."
"Depressed, I understand."
"Old rules, see you in the new song comment section tonight."
"Good luck to the new fans, those of us old fans, after going through the desperate version of the seabed healing, we are already experienced experts in healing."
"Good luck to new fans tonight."
"I wish new fans a happy 'healing' tonight."
"Is there a possibility that the old fan will also be cured?"
"Old fans can't be cured because we're immune."
"..."
At night, twelve o'clock.
Because of various topics and various hot topics, many people ran to the major music apps to search for new songs on Eleven tonight.
After searching for keywords related to Lin Yao, a song "Hi" popped up.
Many fans and netizens are wondering, how did this song name come up?
happiness?
Isn't it a festive style with red events?
Xuanzhou's embassy stationed in Los Angeles, Huaguo.
Harada Kohaku sat in a room in the embassy, holding a mobile phone and wearing headphones, and also searched for the song "Hi".
If you don't listen to Lin Yao's new song, how will you know the gap?
However, he didn't turn off the lights, but listened to the music alone.
Word: Eleven (Ge Dongqi)
Song: Eleven (Ge Dongqi)
Vocals: Su Xiaoyu (Zuyanashi)
"Do you have both lyrics and music?" Harada Kohaku smiled faintly, stopped talking, closed her eyes and listened carefully to the song.
He doesn't have the habit of reading the lyrics when listening to songs. When listening to songs, he just wants to enjoy them slowly with headphones on.
Just as he was lying on the sofa and closing his eyes, the singing sounded, and the atmosphere immediately became hellish.
The eighteenth day of the first lunar month is an auspicious day for sorghum raising
Put on the red dress one foot and cut it in a hurry
Lay off the lover but why not return to pretend to be Yan Kai
Castanet red sandalwood speaks briskly, it is hard to guess
……
Harada Amber: "?"
That kind of horrifying atmosphere came up immediately, especially now that it was twelve o'clock in the evening. With Su Xiaoyu's penetrating singing voice, Harada Kohaku immediately opened his eyes, sat up straight, and stared at the lyrics.
Why does he have a rush to participate in funerals?
And it's a little scary, what's going on?
However, when Harada Kohaku turned his head and looked at himself in the mirror, he was taken aback for an instant, and the phone fell to the ground immediately.
Shocked, Harada Kohaku felt his hair stand on end, and cursed: "Baga! Didn't that idiot director of Blooming talk about healing songs? Where did the healing music come from?"
With the intention of continuing to listen, Harada Kohaku continued to listen to the song.
But this time he didn't lie on the sofa and close his eyes. Instead, he opened his eyes wide and looked around while listening to the song, for fear that something bad might happen.
Humans just love fantasy, especially Harada Kohaku who has autism and also likes fantasy, which is why his creative talent is so high.
She laughs and cries, guess why she laughs and cries
Crying, look how she is crying and laughing
……
Have you ever experienced the atmosphere of turning from white to red weddings?
Harada Amber has really experienced it now, and he also heard a special musical instrument: "Suona? Who will use suona in the composition?"
Now he really wants to scold that Lin Yao for something wrong.
You call this kind of song healing?
Suona almost blows him away.
After 2 minutes, after the song was played, Harada Kohaku hadn't had time to analyze the lyrics of the song.
Because it was too sudden when I heard it just now, I almost sent him away.
Then listened to it a second time.
Because of the first foreshadowing, Harada Kohaku walked out of the room directly and came to the brightly lit lobby.
Before he could listen to it for the second time, he found that several directors had also left.
"Mr. Harada? Are you still asleep?" one of the directors asked.
"I... will fall asleep after listening to music for a while, how about you? Don't you want to sleep?" Harada Kohaku asked.
Several directors heard the words with strange expressions, and then they all said: "Listen to music", "Come out for a walk", "Come out to enjoy the night"
Harada Kohaku didn't ask too much, and then, several of them listened to music with headphones on.
As Harada began to listen to the second time.
The opening paragraphs are indeed a bit scary, exaggerating the scene of the underworld.
Especially when it comes to Wang Ergou, the bride has clearly...
So, who is the groom marrying?
The more Harada Amber listened, the more frightened she became, especially in the situation where he was scaring himself now, the effect was excellent. If he turned off the lights, he might be scared out of his wits.
After listening to it for the second time, Harada Kohaku felt that it was better not to listen to it, and went to the comment area.
Someone must have turned off the lights and listened to this song, and in the middle of the night, it is estimated that someone would run to scold Lin Yao.
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. Harada Kohaku clicked on the comment section, and when he saw the first comment, he was a little horrified.
"When I first heard it, I was shocked. Fortunately, I was so courageous that I didn't get scared. When I first heard it, I thought it was a simple marriage with festive elements. Who knew it would surprise me. , plus the suona soundtrack, and it was the middle of the night again, and the horror effect was full. I just want to say, this song is too damn hellish. It is indeed depressing. I just want to ask now, sitting alone Brothers with the lights off on the balcony, how are you? Anyway, I’m fine.”
……
Chapter 199 Today's Hospital Is A Little Busy
When Harada Kohaku saw that comment, for some reason, an unknown fire burned in her heart.
Especially the last sentence 'those friends who turned off the lights, how are you?I'm fine anyway'.
After Harada Kohaku refreshed the comment area, a lot of comments began to emerge in endlessly:
"Damn, who the hell called to turn off the lights? I just sat on the balcony with the lights turned off, turned on the music, and was about to enjoy the silence of the night, but ended up playing me a song from hell?"
"Who the fuck said it was a fucking cure fucking track?"
"It's indeed a depressing type, that's right, the underworld is depressing."
"Director Lai's business has begun to expand, not only making comedies, but also horror films. I hope the other four directors will follow the pace of Director Lai."
"God, what a horror film, I can't stop laughing, Grandpa..."
"I said that I have already run back to the bed and covered the quilt. I'm fine now. I dare not turn off the lights. Listening to this depressing song in the middle of the night, isn't it too hell?"
"Alai, this is not a person. The update time of the season rankings is relatively dark, but I turned off the lights to listen to this depressing song. The song can be grounded, but don't be grounded, okay?"
"You guys are so miserable. Fortunately, my wife is here, otherwise I would have been shocked. The opening of this song is amazing."
"It's all rubbish, and you're scared like this when you sit on the balcony and turn off the lights? I locked myself in the bathroom, listened to this song in the mirror, and turned the volume to the loudest. What did I say?"
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