"The work of the funeral parlor is too depressing. The tasks given by the system are either crushing or being abused. I am still young and need to release my violent factor, otherwise I will become a pervert if I hold it in for a long time! But then again...except me Are there other system hosts?"
Qin Kun carefully confirmed that there was nothing wrong, he was not the only system host.
Qin Kun was a little stunned. After a long time, he was only one of the 'players'.
But this is also good. I have been playing on a single machine for a long time, and I always hope to play online.
……
In the afternoon, the funeral home.
In Qin Kun's office, Qin Kun was browsing the Kung Fu website when Director Wang came in with a teacup and asked, "Xiao Qin, are you done with work today?"
"The day after tomorrow is all over. It's not me who said that your ice coffin hall is very well built! Old Wang, wise!" Qin Kun stared at the computer intently and gave a thumbs up.
Director Wang had a bright face: "Humph! You are still knowledgeable! After this ice coffin hall was built, the monthly mortuary fee has doubled. Otherwise, how can the benefits of our funeral home get better and better!"
Although Director Wang is the head of the funeral home, he has no pretense. Except for the temporary workers, the others in the funeral home are either older than him and can't make a score, or a brat like Qin Kun, it's useless to show people. .
Qin Kun said nothing big or small: "Pharaoh, you are killing people and making money! Damaging yin and virtue!"
"Fart, the money is voluntarily paid by the living, and besides, I also serve the dead!"
Qin Kun pouted: I have worked in the funeral home for two years, and I have never seen you touch a corpse. If you want to say that the service is also good for me!
Curator Wang saw that Qin Kun did not argue, and walked up behind Qin Kun triumphantly: "Huh? Have you been obsessed with kung fu recently?"
Qin Kun nodded: "I'm going to fight."
beating...
Director Wang's face twitched, and he was shocked by these two words.
"Could it be that some girl wants to recruit relatives by martial arts? It shouldn't be... Your aunt is from the Women's Federation. Why didn't I hear such news."
Qin Kun took a sip, damn it!Who says old people are old-fashioned?Look at this thinking, how active!Being the director of a funeral home is a waste of talent!
"Forget it, you don't understand even if I told you." Qin Kun couldn't tell Director Wang about the Ghost PK station, so he simply said perfunctory.
But curator Wang was very enthusiastic and said mysteriously, "If you really want to learn kung fu, I can recommend you a good place."
Qin Kun raised his head, blinked his eyes, and looked at Lao Wang eagerly.
Curator Wang spat out four words: "Criminal Investigation Brigade!"
"...! You are really busy, go to the gate and listen to the music with Uncle Qu. Don't interfere with my business."
Director Wang was unhappy: "Hey! How do you talk? Xiao Qin, as your leader, I am giving you advice very seriously."
Qin Kun said: "The criminal investigation team knows kung fu? Yes, a little bit, but I'm talking about real kung fu!"
Curator Wang pretended to be mysterious and smiled: "Tch, you are still too young, Xiao Qin, you may not believe me if I tell you something, the criminal investigation team in the city has a spiritual investigation department, and all the people in it are from the Taoist sect. Deal with some supernatural events. Haven’t heard of it?”
"Back then, these ghost-hunting Taoist priests who entered the world called themselves Nanzong, and Nanzong was divided into three branches, each called Candle Sect, Dou Zong, and Fu Zong. The group of people in the Spirit Detective Division were disciples of Dou Zong's class, and their skills were terrifying. , whether against humans or against ghosts!"
Dou Zong!
Why haven't I heard of it!Chu Qianxun mentioned it once. At that time, it was not sure whether those people were disciples of Dou Zong. Qin Kun did not expect Lao Wang to be so well informed.
"Pharaoh, I bought a new Yuxi today!" Qin Kun immediately changed his face and lit a cigarette for Curator Wang with a flattering expression. Pharaoh took it with ease and took a deep breath.
"Your aunt cut off my pocket money for a few months in order to make me quit smoking. It caused me to go to Laoqu every day to peck dry tobacco. The person who pecked almost had asthma. You'd still enjoy it!"
Curator Wang smoked Yuxi happily, Qin Kun hit the railroad while it was hot: "Pharaoh, show me a way? Aunt doesn't let you smoke for your own good, show me a way, how about taking care of your three Yuxi every day? "
Director Wang looked at Qin Kun with contempt: "Are you offering me incense?"
Qin Kun gave a shameless smile: "You can kowtow, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
"Poor!" Director Wang patted Qin Kun's shoulder and said calmly, "I'll call the Qian Bureau and tell me, wait for my news."
Less than half an hour later, Director Wang came in again, looking a little wrong.
"Xiao Qin, maybe I didn't make it clear just now..."
"What's wrong?" Qin Kun blinked his eyes. It's okay if things get worse, after all, it's the criminal investigation team, and it's busy.
But Director Wang shook his head: "It's not a problem... It's just... Do you remember the female captain who brought Mi Shihong's body last time?"
Qin Kun nodded: "Remember, it seems to be called Su Lin."
Curator Wang said: "Qian Ju may have misunderstood what I meant, thinking that you fell in love with Xiao Su... It happened that she was not interested, so Qian Ju talked about it, and then Xiao Su knew... and then... Xiao Su seems very angry, she asked you to go to the criminal investigation team after work tonight."
Ga?
"Pharaoh? What did you say? That's too far off!!"
Qin Kun's eyes widened, when am I going to soak her?I am not wronged!
Director Wang coughed dryly: "It just so happens that you have no target, and the unit room is about to be divided, this is a good opportunity!"
"I……"
Director Wang slapped a bag of tiger bone paste in Qin Kun's hand: "Get off the list early, give our funeral home a blessing, and remember to protect your face by the way..."
Qin Kun: "..."
……
……
Chapter 0016 Who do you call a black dog?
In the old town, less than 100 meters from the Criminal Investigation Brigade, there is an old house, who would have thought that this is an office unit?
The appearance is no different from the few remaining ancient houses and courtyards in Linjiang City. It is ordinary and a little old. There are two mottled peach talismans at the gate. Chenghuyi', the plaque is the big four characters 'Kuishan old house'.
"Fuck, why does this place feel more gloomy than a funeral home?"
Qin Kun shrank his head and walked inside. In the half-sized yard, several old locust trees were standing there half-dead.
Qin Kun often heard from Curator Wang that locust trees gather in the shadows and are the ghosts in the trees, so try to stay away after nightfall, especially such a hundred-year-old tree, which is even more effective in attracting ghosts.There are seven or eight locust trees planted in this yard, which is really awesome!
Qin Kun walked into the yard and saw a middle-aged man in white clothes with half-length hair.The middle-aged man seemed to be drinking, sitting under the locust tree, burping wine and asking Qin Kun.
"Who are you looking for?"
Qin Kun said, "Is Captain Su there? I was introduced by the Qian Bureau."
The drunkard frowned, with a sneer on his face: "Su Lin? The third courtyard over there..."
The drunkard pointed Qin Kun a room.
Qin Kun was bewildered by the alcoholic's attitude.
Following the direction pointed by the drunkard, Qin Kun came to a small courtyard and walked into the house. The style of the house was antique, with pear blossom chairs, long scroll paintings, half-human-high porcelain, peach wood swords hanging on the walls, and pavements on the floor. Blue bricks, if it weren't for the modern objects such as safes and computers in the house, Qin Kun would have thought that he had passed through.
This place, his mother's... is the Spirit Investigation Division? ? ?
In the front seat of the house, a 24-year-old woman was sitting. Seeing Qin Kun coming in, she didn't say hello.
I haven't seen each other for a week, and seeing that Su Lin really had a coffin face, Qin Kun knew that this was a master with a bad temper.This girl didn't show mercy at all in the funeral home, which made his memory fresh.
Su Lin was wearing a plain linen today, with her ball head tied.She was looking at a case file, and when she saw Qin Kun coming, she put down the case file and brought a cup of tea.
"Yo, isn't this Xiao Qin from the funeral home who said I couldn't get married? Why did our criminal investigation team come today?"
This tone, sneering, and drinking tea while talking, looks like a leader, but Su Lin is too young, so she looks old-fashioned in this posture.
Qin Kun smiled shyly: "A big man like Captain Su still misses me? It's an honor and honor!"
Su Lin couldn't hold it any longer, and immediately said fiercely: "The surname is Qin, who do you think is obsessed with whom?!"
Qin Kun poured himself a cup of tea: "I want to say that I will never forget you, but you are still angry, right?"
Su Lin found that she had been taken advantage of again, her face flushed with anger.
Just kidding, Qin Kun came out of the society at the age of 16. Even if a flower like Su Lin has a special status, how could she be Qin Kun's opponent in terms of bickering experience.
"If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will tear your mouth apart!"
"Okay, don't say it. However, if I tear me with my mouth, I can barely accept it."
"You...you're going to die!" Su Lin suddenly shot, cut Qin Kun's arm back, and pressed Qin Kun against the wall. Qin Kun was in pain and couldn't break free.
This girl's strength... so great!
"Why is this trick again? Captain Su, you are abusing lynching!"
Su Lin said coldly, "Aren't you very capable?"
Qin Kun felt aggrieved for a while, and at the same time was a little surprised. Although this Su Lin looks weak and weak, she is really capable. He is not the kind of weak person who has no power. When he didn't have a stable job before, he fought Fighting is also commonplace, but I have never met a person who subdued himself with one move.Still a woman!
Although Qin Kun was restrained, the two were close to each other. Su Lin also found that Qin Kun was extremely powerful. In order to prevent him from breaking free, she pressed him firmly against the wall.
Qin Kun only felt his back was being pushed, and began to shout: "Captain Su! I don't care about you abusing lynching! But don't use your advantage to squeeze me, you are seducing people and committing a crime, do you know that?!"
When Su Lin heard Qin Kun's words, she found that she was holding Qin Kun on her chest, her posture was too ambiguous, her face flushed, and Qin Kun broke free.
"Captain Su, we didn't know each other well when we first met. Don't make everyone sweat profusely. People will misunderstand my innocence." Qin Kun breathed exaggeratedly.
Su Lin was angry, he had never seen such a shameless man.
Su Lin took a deep breath, decided not to quarrel with Qin Kun, and said bluntly: "The surname is Qin! I still have something to do. The money bureau said that you have something to do with me, so hurry up and tell me. After I finish talking, I have to deal with business."
"That's what I mean. Captain Su, let's get straight to the point. In fact, this time I'm here to learn something from you."
Since Su Lin didn't argue with him, Qin Kun didn't bother to say anything else. In the middle of the night, he had to go home for dinner.
"Are you looking for me? Learn skills? Learn what skills."
Qin Kun coughed dryly and said sternly: "To be exact... I want to learn some skills to deal with ghosts? You also know that my workplace is relatively heavy, and it is easy to encounter some strange things..."
Su Lin was stunned for a few seconds, then laughed: "How can there be ghosts in this world? Have you watched too many movies?"
Qin Kun shrugged and didn't want to fight her, so he simply said, "Our curator said that you are called the Spiritual Investigation Division, which specializes in dealing with supernatural events in the society. They are all adults, can't you be cool? ? Besides..."
Qin Kun smiled bitterly and said, "I think you may have misunderstood me. I'm here to learn some skills, not for you."
Su Lin frowned and wanted to see something else on his face. For example, as Qian Bureau said, the other party might want to pursue her or something, but Qin Kun behaved very seriously.
Is the money bureau wrong?
If Qin Kun directly wanted to have a relationship with him, the problem would be simple, but Qin Kun expressed no interest in him. Su Lin didn't know whether it was Qin Kun's hard-to-find relationship or an attempt to develop a relationship.
"You soak me? Don't even think about it. Besides, I already have a sweetheart."
Su Lin straightened her attitude towards Qin Kun as soon as she spoke, it is absolutely impossible to fall in love!Although the two work units are special, they will never become boyfriend and girlfriend relationship.If you don't want to develop in this direction, you have to find another reason to reject him.
"Captain Su."
Su Lin was thinking about how to reject Qin Kun when a young man walked in from outside the door and stopped talking when she saw Qin Kun was there.
"Go ahead."
It was nearly 12 o'clock in the evening, if something happened, it must be something evil.Since Qin Kun believes that there are ghosts in the world, he is not afraid that he will know some things that are difficult for ordinary people to understand.
The young man paused: "The construction of the textile factory in Longhuai District has been demolished for a while, and the roof has been closed, but ... the person in charge of the engineering team suddenly called the police, saying that seven workers died last night, and all the dead were hanged. Die... The money bureau just called and asked you to bring someone to assemble immediately."
Hanged?seven?
Su Lin knew that the situation was serious and immediately replied: "Okay! I see."
Su Lin went to the back room and hurriedly changed into casual clothes.
Seeing that Qin Kun hadn't left, she said, "You are an ordinary person. Even if you teach you something, you will have to learn it for a year and a half. But I just saw that you have a strange face, and people who can work in a funeral home are not bad. , you take away the peach wood sword on the wall, and don't come here again."
After Su Lin finished speaking, she was very satisfied with the reason she found.On the one hand, the money situation is given, and on the other hand, it is still not popular.
Hey?
Qin Kun's eyes widened, this is killing me?
"Captain Su, seriously, I'm quite talented! I must learn things quickly!" Qin Kun Mao Sui recommended himself.
"talent?"
Su Lin found that Qin Kun was like a candy, and was a little dissatisfied.
"Really talented people won't boast like you! I'm not afraid to tell you that there was a female ghost in Yuetan Mountain some time ago, and even my senior brother couldn't do anything to her, but there was an expert in Jianghu who seemed to pass by Linjiang. I wrote a letter to point out the maze, let me pick up her corpse, and then I took her down. That kind of person is a master, and he doesn't leave a name for good deeds. As for you? Can you write the word low-key?"
Su Lin expressed contempt for Qin Kun, and then a blush flashed on her face.
The letter was written with sincerity and concern, first mentioning the corpse of the female ghost, and then mentioning the hard work of the police comrades, and the female ghost must be kissed by someone with a high level of morality.
She went to the post office where she sent anonymous letters to find out. It was a very handsome young man, but the surveillance did not capture it, which made her very disappointed.
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