Shock!As a Buddha, I actually slaughtered Lingshan

"Hey hey, I want it too!"

"Amitabha, all benefactors, please give Lingshan Academy a face. That incident really had nothing to do with my Buddhism!"

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness. The master in front is right. What is the relationship between what the benefactors are looking for is Lingshan and my Lingshan Academy?"

"..."

within seven circles

Seeing Ye Changge talking eloquently in the light curtain, the monks of the Seven Realms immediately felt sour.

Is this a formal skirt?

It is invulnerable to guns and swords, and it does not matter if it is invulnerable to water and fire.

This skirt is simply invulnerable to all laws, so gods and ghosts don't bother! !

Do you dare to go too far?

But this is not the biggest point of conflict. Seeing Ye Changge's eloquent talk, the monk who has not come out of the first reincarnation light curtain was ignited again.

In their view, Ye Changge's state at this time must have been influenced by this damn Buddhism! !

Otherwise, why are you so cautious? ?

Looking at the functions of these skirts again, everyone directly deduced the "truth" after brainstorming! !

Reasonable and well-founded, polite and courteous! !

Isn't this a stone hammer?

Ten Thousand Immortals Academy

Shen Linger, who was still furious, calmed down now.

Seeing Ye Changge's cautious appearance in the light curtain, Shen Linger felt a little distressed for no reason.

It's all Fomen's fault! !

"Little monk, you are indeed suffering~"

There was a bit of envy and a bit of anger in Shen Linger's eyes.

She envied that Ye Ziyi could get Ye Changge's halo, and at the same time, she was also a hand in the wrathful Buddhist sect!

If she wasn't from Buddhism, maybe she would have had a wonderful experience with the little monk, right?

hateful! !

It's all the fault of the Buddhas! !

"..."

"It's over, empress is going crazy~"

"Wouldn't the Underworld be disbanded just like that?"

Looking at Shen Ling'er who was crying, laughing, envious, and angry, Miao'er was sitting on pins and needles.

I was even more uneasy.

I'm afraid I'm going crazy~

but……

That skirt is so pretty, she is so envious~

Decided! !

In the future, when looking for a Taoist partner, you must find a man who is as perfect as Master Changge! !

dark forbidden place

The tsundere little loli has reached her limit.

Ye Ziyi, who was still jumping in anger, also calmed down now.

"Impossible, it's not me, it's definitely not me!"

"Miss Ben won't, she won't... that!"

Ye Ziyi was extremely shy looking at the "self" who was pulling Ye Changge madly and coquettishly in the light curtain.

Dao heart is almost unstable.

I never thought I would be so clingy~

And this scale is too big, right? ?

only……

Why are there no such pictures in my memory at all?

Could it be that the life of himself and Ye Changge also ended in tragedy?

suddenly!

Ye Ziyi's eyes became fierce.

Could it be those bald donkeys playing tricks behind their backs again?

Yes! !

Something must have happened, otherwise why would there be no memory of Ye Changge in my memory?

And who can do such shameless things, except those bald donkeys! !

(Buddhists: I hate it!!)

"Damn!! Who the hell is targeting this lady!!"

Thinking of this, Ye Ziyi became a little restless, jumped off the Sansheng Stone and watched the next development of the light curtain nervously.

"No, probably not!"

"I shouldn't be so unlucky..."

light curtain

Ye Changge and Ye Ziyi lived happily together.

Not to mention men farming and women weaving, but it is also fun.

Ye Changge taught Ye Ziyi the knowledge of getting along with humans and some basic common sense issues.

Ye Ziyi is responsible for showing cuteness and cooking every day. Although Ye Changge's strength has reached Ye Changge's level, even if he doesn't eat for a few years, it's okay, but through Ye Changge's observation, other humans seem to have the habit of eating.

In order to ensure that no flaws are exposed, this is a "compulsory course"!

As for the ingredients for cooking?

This is naturally contributed by the friendship of those "little animals" who accidentally broke into the mountain.

……

Chapter 27 Shen Linger: Obviously I Came First

mountain peak

The grass is brimming with immortality

On the mountain peak, in a small wooden house, a handsome young man is taking a little loli to class at this moment.

"Ask a question! What should you do if you meet a saint-level cultivator outside who wants to kill you!"

Ye Changge stretched out a finger, fixed his eyes on Ye Ziyi and asked.

"Fuck him!"

Ye Ziyi heard the words without hesitation.

After this year, she has already broken through to the Saint Realm and reached the Saint Realm.

It's just a saint, she can definitely kill him easily!

"wrong!"

"How do you know if the other party is hiding his cultivation?"

"Or does the opponent have any hole cards?"

"Or are there other monks in ambush nearby?"

"So you should directly activate the Zhoutian Xingchen formation that I left on you to trap the opponent, then set up the Zhuxian Demon Extermination formation to blast the opponent to scum, and finally use the Myriad Demons Severing Soul formation to ensure that the opponent's The primordial spirit is also wiped out, and we will never leave any chance for the other party to take advantage of!!"

Ye Changge's face darkened when he heard the words, he waved his hand slightly, took out the white jade bone fan and tapped Ye Ziyi's small head lightly.

Ye Ziyi is good at everything, but this character is a little irritable.

Not cautious at all~

After his previous travels, he discovered that people in this world are old coins.

I met several people pretending to be pigs and eating tigers, and some of them were carrying heavy treasures.

For example, once, he met a young girl who looked very young and was robbed by bullies.

The little girl looks like only Tiangong Realm, but in fact she is a strong person in Life and Death Realm.

And that bully looked like he was in the Life and Death Realm, but he was actually in the Divine Sea Realm.

If this is the case, then the bully will naturally win in the end.

But in the end it was the bullies who were unlucky.

Because the little girl was accompanied by a strong man in the holy realm who was secretly protecting her.

And the little girl herself is carrying a magical weapon that can instantly kill bullies! !

Such things are not uncommon in the outside world.

Ye Ziyi is so reckless, I am afraid that going out will cause trouble~

"Eh!"

"This is too fraudulent!"

Ye Ziyi pursed her mouth when she heard the words, as if a little unconvinced.

How could there be such a treacherous person in this world!

"Okay, stop pouting, let's cook~"

"After dinner, I'll take you to the temple fair today~"

Ye Changge put away the white jade bone fan and sighed softly.

After all, she is still a young flower, and she still needs a good training.

"Really!!"

"Alright, let's go to the temple fair!"

Ye Ziyi's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he danced happily.

Is it finally possible to go out and see the human world after a year?

"Of course it's true~"

"But you have to bring the amulet I gave you, and you have to wear one more..."

Seeing Ye Ziyi's happy appearance, Ye Changge's heart warmed, and he pampered Ye Ziyi's chubby face and said softly.

"Hey, let's cook!"

Ye Ziyi's face was full of joy, and he only thought about how to play at the temple fair later.

Facing Ye Changge's devil catch, he just responded with a smirk~

……

"??? Is this cute girl really that one?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! That is one of the oldest kings, how could he be so cute?"

"No metaphysics, the big brother's sister can't be so cute!"