super space garbage station

Transdimensional Garbage Station Author: Xiaocheng Gudao

brief introduction:

After Su Jing graduated from university, he hit a wall everywhere, frustrated, and went back to his hometown to adjust his mood.

But I found that my backyard has become a garbage dump in time and space, and a large amount of garbage is poured into it every day, some of which come from the time and space of novels such as the Tomb of God, Fights Break the Sky, and Panlong;

Some come from the time and space of anime such as One Piece, Hokage, and Bleach;

Some come from Marvel time and space such as X-Men, Captain America, Iron Man...

As the owner of the garbage station, Su Jing has the obligation to deal with these garbage.

At first he thought it was a hard job, but later he realized that it was the most beautiful job he had ever encountered in his life.

Chapter 1 Hyperspace Garbage Station

"aunt."

"Uncle Three."

"Ah Jing, you are back. You didn't come back last year for Chinese New Year."

"Didn't your parents come back together?"

"Ah Jing, you look more refined with a pair of glasses on. You really look like a college student."

Su Jing dragged the suitcase and entered the village and greeted the villagers one by one. Sujia Village is a small village, and they all know each other very well.Although Su Jing rarely came back after entering junior high school, being one of the only two college students in Sujia Village has always been the pride of the villagers.It's just that people in the village don't know that now is the era when college students walk around like dogs.

Su Jing graduated from university for more than a year, changed several jobs, and finally found a satisfactory job. When he was improving, he was fired because he offended his immediate boss.Su Jing's mood was extremely bad, and she was not in the mood to find a job. She came back this time mainly to rest and adjust her mood.

"A Jing, you finally remember to come back." A dark-skinned and muscular young man in shorts was carrying two baskets of fish.

"Ah Liang, I heard that you have been promoted to be a father." Su Jing smiled. This young man is called Su Liang, who is the same age as him. daughter.

"Haha that is, you are too incompetent to be an uncle. You haven't hugged her or given her a gift yet. How come you didn't bring a girl back?" Su Liang put down the two baskets of fish, laughing road.

"No, I'm a bitter single." Su Jing made a bitter face.

"Hey, then you might as well go to Shi Qing to catch up on the old relationship. I heard that she has been single, maybe she is still waiting for you." Su Liang winked.

"Don't talk nonsense, it's all going on here." Su Qing rolled her eyes, but when she thought of that kind and sweet face, she couldn't help feeling hot in her heart. It's not like she hasn't seen beautiful women in these years, but that face Has always been the most memorable.

Shi Qing is from the next door village. She and Su Jing are classmates in elementary school, junior high school, and high school. A lot of gossip.

Shi Qing's college entrance examination scores were a bit higher than Su Jing's, and she was able to go to many prestigious schools, but she didn't go to college because her father was injured in an accident, and her family's savings were exhausted, so there was no money left to go to school.

During the period between the end of the college entrance examination and before going to university, Su Jing often went to her house to help, but her ability was limited, and she couldn't help much. After she went to university, although she still chatted on QQ frequently, she gradually became estranged.

I heard that her family finally paid off their debts in the past two years, and her father was able to work again. Although he was still very poor, life was gradually improving.

"Don't procrastinate anymore, you will regret it when she is taken away. I won't tell you more, I have to get these fish to dry, come to my house at night, I made a lot of good things today stuff." Su Liang said.

"I'm a bit tired from the car ride. I plan to go to bed early tonight. Let's talk about it tomorrow." Su Jing waved his hand. Sujia Village is close to the sea, and most of the villagers are fishermen. I know that the good things Su Liang said must be all kinds of seafood. .

After saying goodbye to Su Liang, Su Jing strode to her door, looking at the old house that was about to collapse, Su Jing smiled wryly: "Why did my old house become like this?"

Su Jing's parents are both teachers. When he was in junior high school, he moved to live in the city. At the beginning, he would repair it every year. When he came back to live in the Chinese New Year, he just didn't bother to repair it. The house is completely deserted.

Su Jing originally thought that even if it was dilapidated, it should be tidied up and lived in, but she didn't expect the old house to be so dilapidated.

Su Jing had a headache, and took out the key to open the courtyard door lock, but the key could not be inserted into the rusty keyhole, so when he shook it vigorously, the lock broke directly, and he threw away both the lock and the key helplessly.

After entering the courtyard and opening the gate of the old house, a burst of dust choked Su Jing coughing. Seeing the situation inside the house, Su Jing wanted to cry even more. There was a hole in the roof, and the sun directly shone in. There was a lot of water, it should have leaked from the rain the day before yesterday.On the left eaves, there is a large swallow's nest, and there are a few little swallows poking their heads out and chirping. On the cabinet, a raccoon cat protects the three kittens behind, and its hair stands up to tear its teeth at Su Jing. There was a strange smell in the house.

"Am I coming back to adjust my mood, or come back to suffer?"

Su Jing sighed helplessly, walked directly through the front hall, and walked towards the backyard. This old house is near the sea, and you can directly see the sea from the backyard. It is a veritable sea view room. When he used to be in a bad mood, he liked to lie in the backyard meadow looking at the sea.

But this time he didn't see the sea, only the backyard was overgrown with weeds, it looked like a primeval forest.A lychee tree and an orange tree both had fruit, but not yet ripe.There is also a loquat tree and a plum tree, which are past the fruiting season.

"I have to clean up, or I won't be able to live."

Su Jing found that most of the rooms were leaking. Fortunately, his own room was not leaking. He cleaned his own room carefully, and then cleaned up the other rooms and the living room.

After finishing all this work, it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. Su Jing was so tired that he just took a bath and ate some snacks before going to bed.

At three or four o'clock in the morning, Su Jing was woken up by a thunderstorm, and then couldn't fall asleep. The heavy rain hit the tile-roofed house very loudly, especially when the tiles fell from the eaves and broke, the sound was too loud .

"Boom"

Su Jing was startled by a loud noise.

At first he thought it was thunder, but when he felt the sound was right next to his ears and continued, he noticed something strange, poked his head out of the window, and immediately widened his eyes, as if he had seen a ghost.

I saw a huge spherical vortex appeared above the courtyard, just like a wormhole in a science fiction movie.

From the center of the vortex, a large amount of messy things poured down and fell in the middle of the backyard, and a lychee and loquat tree was overwhelmed.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Su Jing also vaguely heard a few voices in the sky.

"Haha, it worked!"

"After untold hardships, I finally found a stable space-time in the space-time tunnel."

"Let's experiment a few more times. If it's feasible, all the garbage from the various time and space in the future can be sent to this tunnel..."

With the disappearance of the vortex in the air, several faint voices in the air gradually disappeared.

The rain also gradually stopped, and the whole world was completely quiet.

Su Jing twisted his thigh hard, the severe pain made him understand that all this was not a dream, and the huge pile of garbage in the yard also told him that all this was not an illusion.

Chapter 2 Garbage from Panlong World

Su Jing walked to the backyard, looking at the garbage all over the ground, she was a little dazed.

I saw that most of the rubbish dumps were gravel, broken porcelain pieces, and wood... Although the carvings on them were a bit different, there was nothing surprising about them. What really stunned Su Jing was the half-huge beast corpse .

It was lying in the rubbish dump, its hair was black all over, its head looked like a wild boar at first glance, but it was as huge as an elephant, and its two long tusks were also like ivory. Below the chest cavity, the internal organs and hind limbs were gone. It looked as if it had been eaten in half by some beast.Su Jing likes to see people and nature, and is quite familiar with all kinds of wild animals, but he doesn't know this beast, he dares to say that it is definitely not a creature on earth.

"Nimma, what's going on here? If the voice in the sky is true, it means that the garbage comes from a different time and space, and those bastards actually use my backyard as a garbage dump? Did you get my permission? This half wild boar At least two thousand catties, and at least several tons of other garbage, what should I do with it?" Su Jing wanted to cry without tears, and if he could, he really wanted to comment with those voices in the sky.

Su Jing was depressed for a long while, and suddenly squatted down to rummage in the garbage dump. He remembered a sentence: Garbage may be treasures that have been misplaced. Maybe some things can be picked out of these garbage and sold for money, even if they can't be sold for much money. As long as there are waste collectors to take away some, I will feel more relaxed.But what disappointed him was that most of them were broken stones, porcelain pieces and wood, and those who collected waste did not accept them.

"Hey, this is..."

Su Jing suddenly picked up a piece of paper with a young man drawn on it.

This is a brush sketch, and the level of painting is not very good. There is a line of brush characters written beside it: my idol--Linley Baruch.

Su Jing's brain short-circuited for a second, and then the corners of his eyes suddenly twitched twice.

Linley Baruch, could it be the protagonist of "Coiling Dragon"?

Could this rubbish come from the time and space of Panlong?Could this huge wild boar be a monster?

Su Jing's eyes lit up, and he looked through the rubbish again carefully. If there were works by Lin Lei among the rubbish, it would be a disaster. Lin Lei is a master stone carver. His "Awakening from a Dream" stone carving sold for 1200 million gold coins at the auction. The price was sky-high. If Delia hadn't slipped a note to Xisai to make Xisai give up, the final auction price would probably be more than this amount. Even if Linley's stone sculpture is in pieces, it should be worth a lot when put together.

Su Jing picked up pieces of gravel and examined them carefully, his complexion gradually darkened.

Even a layman can easily see that the level of this carving is really poor. The engraving is uneven and crooked. It looks like a painting of a three-year-old child. Material wasted by scholars.

"That's right, if it was carved by Linley, even if it's broken, it won't be treated as garbage. I'm really fanciful." Su Jing sighed helplessly, and roughly searched the garbage dump, but found nothing that looked valuable. s things.

"Meow" "meow" Su Jing suddenly heard a few cat meows, looked down and saw three kittens approaching, one of them stood beside the wild boar, opened its mouth and bit the open wound on the wild boar's belly, biting The next piece of meat was chewing hard.

"Hey, don't eat indiscriminately." Su Jing quickly squatted down and hugged the kitten away, not to mention whether such a small cat can still eat meat, this wild boar is probably a monster, God knows what will happen if it is eaten.

But Su Jing was still a step too late, the kitten he picked up had already swallowed the meat in its mouth, and seemed to be addicted to eating, struggling and meowing, wanting to jump back to the wild boar.The other two kittens also came up to bite.

"You foodies all say that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat. Why do cats like to eat meat?" Su Jing was speechless for a while, and hurriedly drove the three kittens away.At this time, a vicious meow suddenly sounded from the side, and the female cat rushed towards Su Jing, probably thinking that Su Jing was going to hurt its child.

"Damn, it's quite fierce." Su Jing hurriedly backed away, and couldn't help admiring the female cat. Generally, cats don't dare to attack humans even if they protect their cubs. After all, for cats, humans are huge creatures that can't be provoked.

I saw that the mother cat was protecting the three kittens behind her, raising her hair and screaming at Su Jing. After seeing Su Jing retreating five meters step by step, her hair gradually relaxed, but the three kittens didn't know it. Dangerous, took the opportunity to eat wild boar again.

While watching Su Jing vigilantly, the mother cat stepped forward to tear off a large piece of wild boar meat, and then used the boar boar to induce her to leave with the three kittens, and returned to the house. Obviously, they already regarded the house as their own home. Su Jing is an alien creature.

"I don't care about you, don't blame me for having diarrhea after eating." Seeing that the female cat was too aggressive, Su Jing didn't intend to stop it, otherwise she would be accidentally scratched or hurt the cat, it would be a tragedy, now Can only hope that a few cats will be fine after eating it.

"This wild boar is probably a monster. I don't know if it will be fine if it is eaten. Let's dismember it and pack it up. If it can be eaten, even if it is sold as ordinary wild boar, it can sell for a lot of money. Even 40 yuan a catty Two thousand catties is 8 yuan. These logs can be used as materials for burning. These broken stones and broken porcelain pieces can only be transported by a car, and they can be used to fill pits or pave roads." After Su Jing made the plan, he began to dismember wild boar.

It took nearly two hours, and the sky was completely bright, before Su Jing finally dismembered the wild boar completely and packed it in plastic bags. One bag weighed about fifty catties, and there were actually forty bags, which made Su Jing's back ache, almost Want to quit.As for the two fangs of the wild boar, they were collected by Su Jing.

Su Jing was about to lie down on the grass to rest for a while, when she accidentally glanced at the grass, she almost jumped up in fright.

Su Jing's knife skills are not very good, so when dismembering wild boars, it is inevitable that the ground will be covered with meat scraps. These meat scraps attract all kinds of insects, and the ground is full of praying mantises, grasshoppers, and ants. It looks very exaggerated.

Suddenly, a group of swallows flew out of the house, swooped down, ate all the insects into their stomachs, and began to peck at the meat scraps. They ate very happily, and some even went back to their nests with the minced meat in their mouths. , should be used to feed the little swallows.

"Wang Wang..."

Two dogs came in from the dog hole on the side of the yard. One of them was a black and white border collie, with a blood-stained bandage on his body, limping, weak, with dull eyes, and might fall down at any time The other one is a dirty, skinny dog ​​who looks like he hasn't eaten for a long time, and he looks like a wild dog at first glance.

As soon as he came in, the border collie started to lick the scraps of meat on the ground, and the native dog was even more domineering, yelling to scare away the swallows, and gobbled it up, ignoring even the grass.

Seeing this spectacular scene of beasts fighting for each other, Su Jing was stunned.

He began to realize that this Warcraft meat seemed very difficult.

Chapter 3 Magical Warcraft Meat

"These pork cannot be sold cheaply, and must be preserved."

Su Jing realized that the meat of the monster was extraordinary, and planned to save the meat first.

Turn on the mobile phone to connect to the Internet and search for ways to save pork.

The best way, of course, is to put it in the freezer of the refrigerator and freeze it directly.

But where did the refrigerator come from in this old house? How could an ordinary refrigerator hold more than 2000 catties of meat?

Su Jing quickly searched for a while, and finally found a reasonable and feasible method.

Su Jing first went to buy a large amount of soy sauce and six large barrels.

Pour the soy sauce into a pot, boil and sterilize, put it in a vat and cool it down.

Then wash all the pork, cut it into pieces of about eight taels, and put it into the cooled soy sauce in the vat.

Put the lid on and you're done.

It is said on the Internet that if it is stored in this way, it will not deteriorate for two or three months, and the summer may be slightly shorter.

But this is Warcraft meat, not ordinary wild boar meat, so it should be stored for a longer time.

After finishing all this work, it was already noon, Su Jing casually ate some noodles, then lay down on the bed and took a nap, basically did not sleep because of the noise last night, today he has been busy since early morning, and he is really tired.

When I woke up, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon, and I saw four cats standing by the window. This time, not only the kittens, but even the mother cat looked greedy.

Su Jing was surprised to find that both the mother cat and the kitten looked completely different from before. It was estimated that they were malnourished and their hair was dry and messy, but now they seem to have changed their coat, and their eyes are even brighter. God, indescribably agile.

"Are these still the four cats?"

Su Jing was a little stunned. After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that there was only one possibility, and that was the wild boar.

Su Jing's eyes lit up, as bright as two stars, and the monster meat was even more extraordinary than he imagined.

Su Jing took out a piece of meat from the vat, cut off a few small pieces, and threw it to the four cats. The mother cat was still a bit reserved, but she refused to approach it when she wanted to eat it. The three kittens couldn't control that much anymore, and began to fight over the pork. , After eating in two or three bites, while licking his lips, he meowed at Su Jing obediently.

Su Jing cut off a few more pieces and threw them over. This time the mother cat was no longer polite, and started to eat. After they were full, they looked more energetic. The three kittens walked up to Su Jing and rubbed their heads affectionately. Looking at Su Jing, one of them jumped into Su Jing's arms.The mother cat didn't approach, but it didn't stop the kitten, and it obviously didn't have any hostility towards Su Jing.

"Wang Wang"

The two dogs seemed to smell the scent and ran to the door.

Su Jing was speechless for a while, these two dogs actually stayed here and did not leave.

The two dogs have also changed a lot compared to yesterday. The border collie looks much more energetic and is not so dying. The earth dog has changed even more, with bright hair and bright eyes.

"Since you are destined to come here, let's take you in."

Su Jing thought for a while, cut the remaining piece of meat into two pieces, and threw them to the two dogs.

But go over and block the dog hole. Anyway, this is not a dog welfare home, but it can't take in so many.

"It's okay to see cats and dogs, and I should be okay to eat monster meat."

Su Jing was a little greedy, went to buy some green peppers, and fried pork with green peppers.