After being raised by Nuwa for 1 years, I finally transformed

"Hey, I'm old, I'm useless, I can't evolve. Look, the master just used too much force, and the body is a little weak."

Seeing Hongjun's appearance, both Haotian and Yaochi were surprised.

Yaochi Bingxue is smart, and soon realized that Master was playing sloppy.

But Master, you are a sage of heaven, you have no body, how can you be short?

This lie was too perfunctory.

Don't you need to consider your brother's feelings?

as predicted.

Haotian's eyes darkened, and with a wow sound, he vomited a mouthful of blood.

Then lie on the ground and roll around.

The two calves kept kicking back and forth.

This is Haotian's trick.

When he was a child, he couldn't get what he wanted, so he immediately acted foolishly.

Then Hongjun softened his heart and granted him all his wishes.

After growing up, Haotian still retains his unique skills.

really.

Seeing Haotian cheating, Hongjun hurriedly said: "Disciple, anyway, I confused Li Hao or Qin Hao with you Haotian, and thought it was you, so I ordered you to go. Blame me, blame me .”

"Looking at it now, it's your teacher who harmed you. Don't be angry!"

"Woooooooo, I won't do it, I won't do it, I will beat him to death, and then crush the snake's head. Otherwise, I won't get up."

Hongjun's face turned black.

You brat, do you really think that a saint can do whatever he wants?

For example, a saint is not against the sky, and against the sky is not holy, everything must conform to the way of heaven.

Killing such a powerful existence is tantamount to going against the sky.

"Look, this opportunity doesn't belong to you, that's why you have suffered this disaster."

"It's okay to be beaten, just raise it."

Haotian was completely stunned.

Master, what happened to the old man.

My own tricks of fooling around are not working anymore.

For a moment, Haotian felt a sense of frustration in his heart.

It's so hard to die, Yao Chi made up for it.

"Brother, how old are you, and you still bring out the same things you did when you were a child? You are shameless, this is not a personal behavior, I think it is similar to that wild monkey in the wild. From today on, don't call me Junior sister, I don’t have a senior brother like you, you don’t feel ashamed, but I also feel ashamed! Hmph!”

Haotian was suddenly dumbfounded.

As if he had been slapped twice in the street, his arrogance suddenly weakened, his eyes dimmed, and turned into a dead gray.

Continue to howl no, no cry no.

His face was like a chameleon, changing from white to red, then from red to purple, and finally purple like an eggplant.

"Okay, step back, don't mention this matter, how do you usually teach you as a teacher?"

Yao Chi said proudly: "Master said that the prehistoric and powerful are respected. If you want to gain the respect of others, you can only make unremitting efforts to improve your own cultivation."

Hongjun stroked his beard and nodded slightly, "Chi'er is still sensible, Hao'er, you should learn from it in the future, don't be shameless all day long, you are a senior brother, and your mood is not as good as that of a junior sister."

Haotian knew that today was really a dead end, so he had to lower his head and put on a taught expression.

"What the master said is that the disciple's own cultivation is not enough, and he has embarrassed the master."

"It's good to know, and practice hard in the future. Don't give me these useless things all day long. Go out, I have to retreat and prepare lessons for my teacher. If I don't prepare the teaching materials, I will preach after a thousand years. I don't know how to teach. Little bastard , I warn you again, don't bother me with such trivial matters in the future. Otherwise, I will spank your ass."

"Hmph, did you hear that, Master is going to spank your ass."

Haotian finally left with a dead fish face.

Hongjun took a look, they did go far away, and then he took out a jar from behind.

Uncovering the mud seal, he took a sip excitedly.

Swallowing the wine, he kept blinking his mouth.

"Ah, beautiful, the wine brewed by Nuwa tastes good! I expected this kid to get me a congenital gourd to hold the wine, but it seems that it won't work."

While talking, Hongjun took out a jade bottle.

Chapter 087

"The mutton fat jade bottle was originally intended to be distributed to them after preaching, but now it seems that it is only left to hold wine."

"Hey, Nuwa's wine is so delicious, next time I go, I'll pretend to be more."

The more Hongjun talked, the more excited he became, and he drank all the wine in two or three gulps.

Then an incredible picture appeared.

The sage Hongjun, who was still full of thoughts, raised his head, his tongue sticking out.

He held the wine jar upside down with both hands, shaking vigorously.

After shaking for a long time, the last drop of wine was finally shaken out from the jar.

"It can't be done, it can't be done, there is no way to prepare for this lesson, I have committed alcohol addiction, and it's all your fault, Nuwa, huh, this time I use a suet jade bottle to hold the wine, it has a capacity of all over the world , hey, then come back and drink your fill."

Thinking of this, Hongjun stuffed the suet jade bottle into his bosom, and stood up from the futon.

He tiptoed to the small door, gently opened the small door, and walked out.

Hongjun didn't know that shortly after he walked out, he was stared at by a pair of big watery eyes.

Because the saint's ability is too strong, if the spiritual consciousness is fully opened, the three worlds are prehistoric, and everything that happens every moment will flood into the saint's mind.

When Hongjun first proved the Tao, he never got tired of it and felt it everywhere.

But it didn't take long for him to feel like he was going crazy.

Imagine a scene where billions of voices appear in your mind at the same time every moment.

Don't talk about cultivation, it's not bad if you don't go crazy.

Therefore, Hongjun simply closed his six senses.

Unless it's a big deal, he can't sense it at all.

like a mortal.

This is called deafness.

That's why he didn't notice the distant eyes.

Hiding in the dark is Yao Chi.

"Hey, didn't the master say that he was going to retreat to prepare lessons?"

"How do you sneak out and go through the back door?"

"There is a problem, there must be a problem."

"I understand, senior brother was raised by Master, not father and son, better than father and son... No, is Master going to secretly find trouble with Fellow Daoist Teng?"

"No, no, master's cultivation is the best in the whole world, everyone is an ant in front of him, fellow daoist Teng is so weak, how can he resist the master?"

"No, I must stop Master."

"Brother Teng Snake, don't worry, Chi Chi will help you."

So ever.

Yaochi followed secretly.

Seeing that the master left the courtyard, he really walked out of the chaos.

Yaochi couldn't bear it anymore.

"Okay, it really is to assassinate my brother Teng Snake."

Just as Hongjun walked out of the door, he was about to cast his mana, shattering the void and entering the prehistoric world.

Yaochi suddenly jumped out.

"I've got you, I've got you."

Hongjun was startled, and quickly covered his heart.

"My Chi'er, why are you so startled? Don't you know that Master is too old to be frightened? What if the blood pressure rises and you get a myocardial infarction and die?"

"What the hell is myocardial infarction?" Yao Chi had a cute face.

Hongjun smiled wryly: "Actually, I don't know. Ever since I became a saint, these inexplicable words popped up in my mind from time to time, such as preparing lessons, what kind of shit, what kind of grass mud horse, live broadcast eating flying, island country movies, Mr. Cang, Hatano Sister, etc., are all completely incomprehensible words, I guess the saint is too powerful and has received information from other planes."

Yao Chi seems to understand.

Then she suddenly pointed at Hongjun, "Master, you've been drinking."

"Did I...drink? Where is the wine?"

Yao Chi said angrily: "You're talking nonsense with your eyes open. I can already smell the smell of alcohol."

Yao Chi wrinkled her nose, "Smoke me to death, and your nose is red, why don't you admit it?"

Hongjun was embarrassed.

But he quickly came back to his senses, opened his eyes wide, and straightened his back.

"Chichi, why are you so innocent?"

"What innocence? You've obviously been drinking."

Hongjun argued, "I just took a sip of wine as a teacher...how can one sip count as drinking...drinking...doesn't have a big bowl, can it be counted as drinking?"

Then he said something difficult to understand, "Children should respect their teachers and respect their teachings."

What is "a thousand cups of wine is less than a bosom friend."

"Burning knives endlessly."

"Have fun while masturbating, and regret after venting."

It made Yaochi angry and funny.

"Master, look at you, you are talking nonsense, and you said you didn't drink, are you drunk?"

"Okay, master is a saint, how could he be drunk? If it's not for me, even if he drank all the wine in the East China Sea for his master, he wouldn't get drunk for his master."

"Hmph, you think this apprentice doesn't know, but you suppressed your magic power just to enjoy that taste."

Seeing that he couldn't argue, Hongjun blushed, and the veins on his forehead burst out.

"My dear disciple, I have something to do as a teacher. There will be a big event in the prehistoric world. I must go there as a teacher. You stay at home and practice obediently. When the time comes, the teacher will buy you some spicy sticks for nine yuan and nine packages. Nine yuan and nine packages What are you posting? What the hell are spicy sticks? It doesn’t matter, anyway, you stay at home well, and Master will buy you a gift when he comes back.”

"Don't fool me, do you want to go to Li Guang Zhiye?"

Hongjun was so embarrassed that his face turned red all of a sudden, and his cheeks became hot.

Eyes dodge, not daring to face Yaochi directly.

It doesn't seem to look right anywhere.

I don't know how to deal with the situation at hand.

How did Xiao Chier see through it?

How did she know that I was going to ask Nuwa for wine?

"As a teacher, I really want to go to Li Guang's Field."

Hear the confirmation for yourself.

Yao Chi was horrified.