God, did I hear that right?
By the way, what is it like to kiss?
But he is so annoying, to say these things in front of Houtu, even if people want to, they dare not agree!
Seeing Yaochi's twitching, Qin Hao felt bad, and suddenly grabbed her little hand and felt like that.
The blush on her face became more vivid, spreading directly to the base of her ears and the back of her neck.
Houtu looked at it and called out his hot eyes.
This is too arrogant!
Could it be that I haven't squeezed you dry a few days ago?
It seems that in the next few days, there will be a few more times.
Ten times a day is not enough!
"Brother Qin, don't tease me, tell me quickly!"
After all, she is an innocent girl, so it's not good for her to be too presumptuous.
Of course, if there were only the two of them, maybe Qin Hao would make more progress.
Right now, ahem, the timing is wrong.
"Sister paper, it's your lack of luck."
"Lack of luck? How do you say that?"
"You see, you and I are both the head of the fairy. I make friends widely, and have friends all over the world. The human race respects me as the holy father, the demon race respects me as the demon king, and the ancestor witch respects me as the witch emperor."
"Tongtian broke up with his two brothers because of me, and my eldest apprentice became the leader of the Nether world to suppress the sea of blood. The second apprentice took over, and the third apprentice Zhunti, became a sage of heaven to save boundless evil spirits."
Chapter 330 The Origin of the Peach Club
"The eldest wife, Nuwa, is a sage of the heavens. We created a villain together, and I got a lot of luck. The little wife, Houtu, is now a sage of the nether world. Cough cough."
Seeing Qin Hao treating himself as a concubine, Houtu was so excited.
This is tantamount to admitting his identity!
Thinking back when she took the initiative to send it to her door, in fact, she had always had a grudge in her heart, that is, she had no status, but she was too embarrassed to speak up.
Well now, I am the second wife.
For a time, the back soil was like a spring breeze, proud of the spring breeze, high-spirited and vigorous, striving to be strong......
Um, with little culture, I can't continue.
In short, her biggest heart disease has been solved.
Yaochi finally came to his senses.
"Yeah, Brother Qin, you are really good. I...how can I compare to you."
"Don't be sad, who told you that you are my unmarried wife, of course I will help you."
Just like Hou Tu, when Yaochi heard the words "wife who has never been married", the whole person became like a spring breeze, proud of the spring breeze, high-spirited, and determined to be strong...I want to force you...
Yaochi's face turned red again, just like the 9000-year-old flat peach.
"You have to learn from me, make friends, and establish a fairy relationship."
Yaochi pouted, "She is not good at words, and her cultivation level is also poor. The head of this female fairy was planned with the help of Master, and there are still many people who are not convinced. If it is not for the sake of Master, no one will be able to accept it." bird me."
"Don't feel inferior. My brother will show you the way. Didn't you plant a lot of flat peaches? Judging by your juicy appearance, I guess you didn't eat less."
Speaking of Shui Lingling, Qin Hao stretched out his hand and pinched Yao Chi's face.
"Ouch!"
"The peaches are about to ripen. They feel so good to the touch. They are so delicate and beautiful. They are just like pinching a water polo. I'm afraid I'll break them if you pinch them..."
"Don't pinch me, I surrender, I surrender."
"Ahem, the more you eat this kind of fairy peach, the less effective it will be. That is to say, these flat peaches have very little effect on you now, just to satisfy your appetite, and at most take care of your skin. Take some out for others to eat."
Yao Chi is inherently smart.
"You mean, let me make friends with peaches?"
Qin Hao slapped the table violently.
"Isn't that what it means. Look at you, isn't this a smart kid! Although you yourself are tired of eating flat peaches, it's different for other immortals. Let alone eat them, they haven't even seen them."
Just kidding, Hongmeng Linggen, how many people have seen it?Let alone eaten.
"As the saying goes, if you eat people softly, you can take people short. Once they eat too much of your flat peaches and owe you karma, your connections will become status, status, relationships, and favors. Everyone will think of you, and your luck will naturally It's coming too."
"Find some time, go back and make some preparations. It's called the Pantao Club. We will meet friends with peaches and win over all the immortals."
"You can also invite Hongjun's dead ghost to come forward. With him in charge, I believe no one would dare not come."
"Hehehe, I can assure you that from now on you will count your luck until your hands cramp."
(How do you count luck? You tell me!)
"Hello and me, I will enjoy happiness with you when the time comes."
"Sister Yaochi, I don't have a good appetite, so I can only eat soft food. You have to cover me when you grow up!"
Yao Chi's excited face was like a flower blooming.
"Future husband, thank you, I should have come to you earlier."
"Hey, third wife, although you haven't fully grown yet, it doesn't matter. My brother has eaten too much hard food recently, and I want to change to a light meal. Why don't we choose a good day and auspicious day, we are married, and I am very good at helping people Development, look at your Houtu sister, how could you be so...cough cough!"
Qin Hao sensed a breathtaking gaze.
"By the way, don't worry about my sister, she's so small."
"Scruples, now start to be scruples."
Although Yaochi is extremely shy, the strange thing is, his heart is like drinking honey.
too tired.
too sweet.
Mom, why are you so happy.
Is this the taste of love in the legend?
"Drink, drink!"
Because of the excitement in his heart, Yaochi also accelerated the progress.
She suddenly discovered that it turned out that drinking wine in large gulps had a different taste.
"By the way, I haven't eaten flat peaches yet! I don't know what it's like."
Yaochi is already drunk, as the saying goes, wine is strong and courageous.
Once excited, Yao Chi also became presumptuous.
"My husband, mine is yours. You can eat flat peaches anytime you want."
"That's daring."
It's okay if you don't say anything, but Qin Hao's gluttons came out again.
When I read Journey to the West in my previous life, I can still vividly remember the scene where Sun Monkey ate flat peaches.
paralyzed.
Just like what Yaochi said, what's hers is mine, and if a monkey steals a peach, doesn't that mean it's stealing mine?
No, absolutely not.
Qin Hao hurriedly pulled Yaochi.
"Sister paper, I have to tell you something. Just now I did the math and found out that you have a nemesis."
"Ke Xing, brother, don't scare me."
Qin Hao squeezed her weak and boneless little hands a few times.
"Don't worry, this nemesis is not hurting you, but our flat peach."
Only then did Yaochi heave a sigh of relief.
"Who dares to harm my flat peach?"
"It's a monkey. This monkey is really hateful. If it steals our flat peaches, it will affect your flat peach party."
Yaochi nodded, "I know, from now on I will swear to the monkeys, fight each other, and kill each other."
Qin Hao laughed out loud.
I don't know if the fairyland Sun Houzi wants will be unlucky in the future?
But this is no longer what Qin Hao cares about.
It's still early for Conferred God Tribulation.
Besides, I don't know how to plan the opening!
Yao Chi was overjoyed, and she suddenly thought of something.
"There are so many immortals in the wild, how do we invite them? Also, how do we divide the flat peaches?"
"It's simple, you go back and count the number of flat peaches first, and then we will add up together and send messages to. The gods who came here will determine what year to eat flat peaches according to their cultivation and status. As for the quantity, one per person enough."
"Each person only eats one?" Yao Chi's eyes widened.
"Little fool, you can eat it yourself, eat as much as you want? There is a saying called an underfed dog."
"What do you mean by an underfed dog?"
"For example, those gods, who don't want to eat more flat peaches, the more the better, but there are so many flat peaches, how can it be possible for everyone to eat so much? In order to maximize the popularity of the people, one is enough for each person. They can't eat enough this time. I will think about the next time, the next time, in short, just like a dog, give them some sweets when they are hungry, if you let the dog eat too much at one time, the dog will not come."
Yaochi, Hou Tu was shocked when he heard that.
There is no one who uses dogs to describe the ancient gods.
"Although the metaphor is a bit disgusting, what you said is very reasonable. My flat peach meeting will be held in the next few thousand years, so that they will always remember my kindness and always have a thought. In this way, I will establish a long-term luck connection."
The more Yaochi talked, the more excited he became.
Chapter 331 Xiaotongtong, you take everything
"Brother Qin Hao, why are you so good?"
"You just found out?"
At this moment, Qin Hao sensed a familiar aura.
"Hey, Xiao Tongtong is here, let's go outside, this is our bedroom, he can't come in as a bachelor."
Hou Tu raised his hands in favor.
It's okay for Yao Chi to see his privacy, Tong Tian is not a man.
Her privacy only belongs to Qin Hao, a man.
Several people packed up their things and quickly came to the stone table outside.
"Little Tongtong, why are you here?"
"Elder Supreme, look at what you said, I can't come to you if I have nothing to do? I miss you, head office!"
puff!
Qin Hao's eyes darkened.
"Little Tongtong, you can't eat or talk nonsense. You can easily misunderstand people when you talk nonsense. I have emphasized to you many times. I like the opposite sex. See if you see that I am now on the left. Hug right, my second and third wives will be angry. Next time you talk nonsense, be careful I kick your ass."
Tongtian also brought a man and a woman with him this time, who seemed to be apprentices.
"I have seen the elders too."
Qin Hao had never seen them before, so naturally he didn't take them to heart.
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