Song Beiyun

Miao Yan picked it up and poured himself a bowl, gulped down a big gulp, and then wiped his mouth: "Ha...comfortable. Don't think about it too much. Your current level is at best a small flag. You can’t see enough in front of me. You can go two ways.”

"Huh?" Song Beiyun also picked up the chopsticks and ate a few mouthfuls: "Say it."

"Flying far away, roaming the world, from now on, I will be a wild crane and don't care about world affairs. From the age of eighteen or nineteen, I will cultivate Nanyang and indulge in the mountains and fields. This is the first way." After finishing his wonderful words, he looked at Song Beiyun with a smile: "Or try your best Find a way to climb up to the point where even the emperor trembles when he sees you but dares not move you, overlooking all living beings and looking down upon the heroes, the world is so big you can eat whatever you want, sleep who you want to sleep with, and kill whom you want to kill .From a chess piece to the owner of the chess club, go to his mother’s chess players, those stinky chess players will have to pay you for playing chess!”

"You are so cute when you swear." Song Beiyun ate his tongue with a smile: "You swear in a childish voice."

"Oh..." Miao Yan rolled his eyes at him coquettishly, "You are laughing at him."

"No, it's the truth."

Song Beiyun changed the topic, but he knew in his heart that what Miao Yan said was right, he had to choose one of these two paths, otherwise he would be played and applauded by the rich and powerful, or he would be cut off with a knife and died early.

There is almost no middle term.

But to let him go back to the mountains at the age of eighteen or nineteen, to be honest, Song Beiyun didn't have that state, mainly because he couldn't bear loneliness. In this era, there are no computers, no mobile phones, and no video games. This day is like a grave keeper, boring.

Finally, God let him live a healthy life again. He has already paid the price of his parents and family. Could it be that he came here to farm and herd cattle?

"I understand."

"Just understand." Miao Yan sighed: "But you also need to know that this road is not easy. You have to be careful and take every step. Be a little bit more cowardly. I don't want to give birth to the stinky monkeys of this era. .”

Song Beiyun laughed dumbly: "Don't dare...I don't dare either. By the way, what's the point of the agreement you made last time?"

"It's meaningless." Miao Yan shook his head lightly: "For peace of mind, the spirit of the contract, but you are not a gentleman and I am not a good person, that thing might as well be used to wipe your butt, after all, most people in this era still use bamboo to scrape .”

"Don't say such disgusting things while eating..." Song Beiyun laughed: "Are you really the reincarnation of a girl? Don't look like a woman with a man's core."

"Don't worry, a standard house girl of the third generation, let alone this life, I have never touched my little brother's hand in my previous life. There are a few husbands, but they are so old that I have to spend money." Miao Yan sighed: "Re-live once, It's really not easy. But since you think the contract is useless, then I think there must be something useful."

"what?"

Miaoyan smiled and stretched out the little finger of her right hand: "The most primitive and simple contract model of human beings, as long as you agree, I will only serve you from now on, no matter what aspect it is."

"Oh, don't drive." Song Beiyun smiled and hooked his little finger up: "Just don't crush me with your IQ."

"It depends on your performance." Miao Yan tightly hooked Song Beiyun's little finger: "Hanging on the hook for 100 years, don't change it."

Chapter 102, May 5

"These notes are all there is to it, please see the imperial doctors."

In this age when paper was as expensive as oil, Song Beiyun's shock to several imperial doctors was no less than the discovery that he was just a teenager when he took out a paper document more than two feet high at once.

"Thank you, little genius doctor."

An imperial doctor opened a notebook and began to extract it, but when he opened it, his eyes suddenly lit up.These notes are densely packed with neat handwriting, clearly visible one by one, with the classification, treatment, symptomatic drugs, countermeasures and contraindications of common and uncommon infectious diseases marked on them.

Many diseases are only seen by the imperial physicians in hearsay and have no real experience. Here, the diseases transmitted by snakes, insects, rats and ants are divided into one category, those transmitted by defecation are divided into one category, those transmitted by oral saliva are divided into one category, and those transmitted by water sources are divided into one category. Airborne diseases are divided into one category, and there are more than [-] kinds of diseases under the four categories.

Several imperial doctors read a few pages and closed their notebooks at the same time. They all stood up and bowed to Song Beiyun. Among them, the oldest imperial doctor asked in a respectful tone: "Dare to ask where the little god doctor is from? "

King Fu, who brought them here next to him, looked at these imperial doctors playfully. These old men are not ordinary people. Except for being polite to the royal family, they have never shown such expressions to others.

No, even the royal family, most of them uphold the appearance of immortality, all of them look like Sun Simiao, but today is interesting, these people pay special attention to the inheritance of the school and think they are orthodox medicine The old imperial doctor would be so polite to a brat.

"The few imperial doctors are too polite. It's not easy to mention the name of the family teacher. It's just an unknown village doctor."

Seeing that Song Beiyun was being polite and not telling the truth, several imperial doctors turned their heads to look at King Fu, but King Fu said nonchalantly, "The master of this boy is the old doctor Wang who ran away for more than ten years."

The eyes of the silver-haired imperial doctor suddenly widened, he took two steps forward excitedly, and held Song Beiyun's hand: "Are you really the disciple of the uncle?"

"Master?" Song Beiyun scratched his head, "I didn't hear the old man say he has a junior."

The old imperial doctor let out a sigh of relief, opened the notes again and glanced at them, and after confirming that they were correct, he suddenly sighed: "If the master is alive in the sky, he can finally rest in peace, and finally let me find the master pulse."

Song Beiyun was in a daze, and Fu Wang was also in a daze, and the two faced each other in a daze...

However, the old imperial doctor is a person who has a beginning and an end. He sat there and told the stories of decades ago.

It is said that 50 years ago, there were four disciples under his master's school. Each of these four disciples should have a unique skill, but only the senior brother at that time, Song Beiyun's master, was an unborn genius at that time, but later Because of the master's daughter between the brothers...

Hearing this, Song Beiyun began to think divergently. It turns out that the old man also had such a passage back then. Although the plot is very old-fashioned, there is nothing new under the sun. Things are just so little things, and stories are just so little stories, so a few Brothers turning against each other naturally became a habit.

Of course, the old man must be the loser in this group of phoenix courts, otherwise Song Beiyun would not be able to pick up the cheap ones, and he would not inherit the old man's years of pondering and thinking in many worlds.

The old imperial doctor continued on, saying that after the disbandment of the master's school, several senior brothers all set up their own families, but they still did not find any trace of the senior brother's lineage.Although everyone turned against each other because of the woman back then, how to say about this kind of thing, no matter how much people hated brothers for a lifetime, it almost disappeared. Naturally, they want brothers to be reunited.

But until the previous generation passed away one after another, this traceability was not completed, and the tracing of the senior brother stopped abruptly more than ten years ago.

But today, when he saw this note, his heart twitched. After all, it is something that has been passed down in the same line. This thing can be passed down through the ages if you take it out casually, but any expert can see some tricks.

"My master was the second in the generation of my uncle and his uncle. The third uncle's lineage went to Turkic, and the fourth uncle's lineage went to Jinliao. I thought that my uncle's lineage also went to other countries, but I didn't expect it to be under the nose of the master. Under the hood..." The old imperial doctor sighed: "Master has six apprentices in total, I wonder how many descendants of Master's lineage?"

Song Beiyun pointed at himself: "Just one..."

"Du Miao..." The old imperial doctor took a deep breath: "That's right, Master told me that my uncle is a genius of the sky, and he would never accept ordinary people as apprentices. It seems that the younger brother is also a genius of the sky." talent."

"Alas..." Song Beiyun grinned and said, "It's okay, it's over, keep a low profile."

King Fu rolled his eyes when he saw his virtue beside him with a soft snort, while the old imperial doctor just smiled, his face flushed.

"By the way, if you say we're from the same sect, then there should be some token, right?" Song Beiyun scratched his chin: "Don't be embarrassed if you make a mistake."

The old imperial doctor thought for a while, then nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes."

After finishing speaking, he opened his clothes and took out a jade pendant with four ques from his pocket. The jade pendant was probably bigger than his palm: "This jade pendant and He's Bi were picked from the same jade plate, and there is only this jade pendant and He's Bi in the world." A pair, He's Bi is the jade seal of the country, this jade pendant has become a token of our master's sect, and it is definitely impossible to imitate."

Song Beiyun slowly pulled out a piece of Four Que Jade from his neck, and the two pieces fit together perfectly...

"Sure enough... it really is from the uncle's lineage!" The old imperial doctor was ecstatic: "You wait a moment, junior brother, and I will call the disciples of the master's school over."

"Ugh……"

Before Song Beiyun could stop him, the old imperial doctor left with a face full of excitement, while King Fu shook his head and flicked his sleeves: "If you slowly recognize your relatives, this king will not accompany you."

"My lord, my lord..." Song Beiyun quickly ran to Fu Wang's side, and whispered, "This sudden recognition of relatives is just for fun."

"You ask the king, how does the king know." Fu Wang snorted: "It's a great prestige to delay the king for half a day just to watch you fight that jade card here."

"My lord... why are you so stingy."

Fu Wang turned around and grabbed Song Beiyun's ear: "Little thing, you are a bit bold!"

"Yeah..." Song Beiyun tilted his head and yelled, "Don't get excited, my lord... Listen to me."

"Say."

"What's the good of this kind of thing? I'm talking about recognizing relatives."

Song Beiyun is not all-knowing and omnipotent. Faced with this kind of faction issue, it is not impossible for him to figure it out by himself, but that would require a detour. There is an old fritter in front of him, so it is not worthwhile to ask.

When King Fu heard this question, he looked at him dumbfounded, then grabbed his sleeve and dragged him outside, and said in a low voice, "What do you mean?"

"Hey, if it's good for me to admit my relatives, I'll admit it. If it's not good, I'll push it on the old man. Suddenly, someone called me my younger brother. I'm a generation short. If it's not good, then I must have some brains." Only those who are pitted will recognize it." Song Beiyun glanced at the few imperial doctors who were earnestly collecting information inside: "These few imperial doctors are enough to be my grandfather, and it sounds uncomfortable."

King Fu snorted coldly, looked Song Beiyun up and down, and then laughed out loud: "If it were someone else, I'm afraid I would be crying now, but you are a good kid, and you are thinking about winning here, you are not like a son of man, you bastard thing."

"Hey...Don't scold me, my lord, just tell the grassroots, is there any benefit?"

Seeing such a faceless look, Fu Wang suddenly felt that his old eyes had misjudged the wrong person, and he actually fell in love with such a bastard.

However, after scolding, King Fu thought about it carefully for a moment: "This is the case with the powerful families in the world. Teachers and apprentices, fathers and sons, see the master but not the king, and recognize the master but not the country. Let me tell you, the benefits are naturally Yes, this famous imperial doctor Yan was originally a child of the Yan family, a big family in the West of the Yangtze River. It is good for you to have the protection of a high-ranking family. But it is not good for the country, such a high-ranking family..."

Fu Wang didn't say any more after he said this, but Song Beiyun pondered for a moment: "Jiangxi Yan's family, is that Yan Shu... holding the grass!"

Fu Wang was displeased: "You want to cling to?"

"No, no." Song Beiyun waved his hand: "I cling to them because I have a bad brain. Standing in front of me is the No. [-] powerful figure of the No. [-] family of Song Dynasty. I cling to them?"

Fu Wang couldn't help but reach out and knock on Song Beiyun: "Don't talk nonsense!"

"I'm just excited." Song Beiyun rolled up his sleeves and said in a low voice, "The most famous of the three talents in Jiangxi is Yan Shu from the Yan family, Yan Tongshu. This man is about the same age as me but is called a genius. plan?"

"Oh?" Fu Wang was stunned: "Is there another matter?"

"Go back and ask Jin Ling'er, she must know." Song Beiyun said with a treacherous face: "I'm not exaggerating, this person is a prime minister, and when he grows up, he can single-handedly control the big ones." The character supported by Song Wenhua, logically speaking, he should have taken the lead long ago, but it may be a chance, he should still be dormant now, my lord... find a way to get it."

Fu Wang nodded thoughtfully, but suddenly, he stretched out his hand and pinched Song Beiyun's face: "Little brat!"

"Alas...it hurts!"

King Fu snorted coldly and let go of his hand: "You are a terrific villain. If I don't guide you well, I'm afraid you will bring disaster to the country and the people."

After finishing speaking, King Fu walked away with a flick of his sleeves, leaving only a fluffy sentence: "After you recognize your relatives, come to the palace for dinner."

"I know, my lord, I'll bring you good wine."

After Song Beiyun got some information from King Fu, he decided to accept this relative. Judging by the age of Imperial Physician Yan, there might be a grandpa in the family, so calling himself a junior is not a bad idea.

But if you think about it this way, he calls himself junior, and a super-bug talent like Yan Shu, who has written more than ten thousand poems in his life, has to call himself uncle. In the future, Ouyang Xiu, Wang Anshi, and Fan Zhongyan will have to call himself grandpa .

This...hahahahahahahahaha...

Chapter 103: May 5rd is sunny in Luoyang, relatives and friends ask each other

King Fu is gone, but Song Beiyun is still immersed in the joy of being the grandfather of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties and cannot extricate himself from it.

It's strange to say, this man, it doesn't matter whether he knows him or not or how old he is, as long as he can be the father of the other party, he will be the happiest. This is probably the reason why there are relatively few conflicts between men. After all, who would Intrigue with his own son.

While waiting for the imperial doctors to transcribe their notes, Song Beiyun casually chatted with them, but after all, it was the palace of the palace, so it was not easy to inquire about the secrets of the palace, so he side-stepped the ball.

"Theoretically speaking, the Queen Mother is only 28 this year, so how can she listen to politics behind the curtain?" Song Beiyun squatted beside him and asked in a low voice: "By the way, the Queen Mother is not the real mother of the official family, right? A 28-year-old doll."

The few imperial doctors held back and said nothing, but Song Beiyun was really annoying. If it wasn't for the fact that he was a junior uncle, they might have violently hurt others.

"You are all in your 40s. I feel a little sorry for asking you to call me Shishu." Song Beiyun sighed, emphatically accentuating the word Shishu: "You think so?"

Several imperial doctors lowered their heads and transcribed in muffled voices. The strict secrecy training made them never say a word about right and wrong in the palace.

"Since you don't talk about it, let's discuss medical theory." Song Beiyun sat on the ground: "Do you know what the consequences will be if you get married within three generations?"

This topic is very interesting. Dirty things between cousins ​​are actually very popular in Da Song now, but few people are looking for any problems here.

Seeing that several imperial doctors were all interested, Song Beiyun pretended to smile mysteriously, and began to talk about another branch besides infectious diseases-genetics.

This genetic disease is something that doctors in this era have heard about, but they don’t know much about it. Many of them know that if both parents suffer from a disease, their children are likely to have the same disease, but this principle is in the end It is how it is, but it can only be attributed to cause and effect.

This is the reason why there were few cancers in ancient times, because in that era, as long as the diseases that could not be diagnosed were collectively referred to as "strange diseases lying in bed for years, death", as for other diseases that caused sudden death, such as myocardial infarction, cerebral infarction, burst blood vessel, etc. For cerebrovascular disease, many not so good doctors will push it to ghosts and gods.

But although Song Beiyun was not a professional medical staff in his previous life, he knew some general common sense. Coupled with the experience and knowledge left by his treasured old man, he is obviously a leader in clinical medicine in this era. .

Of course, he can't completely restore the supernatural powers of modern medicine, but at least it has surpassed this era by far too much. Take penicillin as an example. The baby of the living.

It is not an exaggeration to say that each gram of Song Beiyun's penicillin is ten times the price of gold, and aspirin is slightly cheaper, but three to five times the price of gold is absolutely no problem.Why are these things worth money?Isn't it just the knowledge that others don't have?

Or put it this way, if Song Beiyun devotes himself to medical skills, he will definitely be famous in history. He may be the first person in mankind to integrate empirical medicine and clinical medicine. With his professional chemical knowledge, the Song Beiyun Award may be true. It will become the highest honor in recognition of those who have made outstanding contributions to mankind in the future.

After starting to discuss profession instead of gossip, several imperial doctors quickly got into the mood. They all began to talk about what they had seen and heard, while Song Beiyun recorded while listening, and then conducted professional analysis.

"As for why you don't advocate marriage between cousins ​​and cousins..." Song Beiyun organized some words: "You have all heard of dog breeding, right?"

Although what he said was vulgar, it was indeed concise and to the point. Several imperial doctors were listening attentively, while Song Beiyun continued: "If the pups in the same litter are allowed to circulate continuously...that is to continue to breed each other, and finally All dogs will become weak and lose their fertility, if you don’t believe me, go back and spend a few years to see the effect.”

"But this man and the beast..." An imperial doctor murmured, "There is still a difference."

"Different?" Song Beiyun got up and took out a picture album from his small backpack, and put it on the ground: "Come on, come and take a look, today uncle will teach you a lesson!"

Although it is uncomfortable to be shouted and drank by a half-child, but their seniority is there, if a few of them say no, they will be expelled from the school, so naturally they put down their hands. Work, surrounded up.

There is no medical theory in this album, but every part of the human body is painted with colorful colors. Although it is hand-painted, it is already lifelike. They have never seen this kind of painting technique before.

"Look, the comparison between humans and dogs." Song Beiyun flipped back and forth between the anatomical drawings of humans and dogs: "Look at the spine! Look at the internal organs! Look at the bones! Let's look at the pigs, cattle, and sheep. Come here."

After flipping through this atlas, the expressions of several imperial doctors are different. Although there is no medical theory, the things presented in these pictures really subvert their three views.

"You just need to keep in mind a few elements. First, grow up drinking milk, have almost constant body temperature, viviparous, have a diaphragm between the muscles and interstitial layers, and have all or part of the coat. Of course, not all of them are there. There are still special cases, so how? Define it as a genus, mandible."

Song Beiyun took out the perspective views of the mandibles of frogs, snakes and birds in the atlas and showed them for comparison: "Look, as long as the mandibles are closed, they all belong to the same genus, and we can call them mammals."

"That is to say, humans and pigs, cattle and dogs belong to the same phylum branch, and the species are separated later. Therefore, we will also have many problems with pigs, cattle, sheep, dogs and horses, and even many diseases will be transmitted to each other."

Out of line!Really super class!But Song Beiyun doesn't seem to care. After all, he hasn't shown off his knowledge for some years. What's more, this is his real strength, not teasing girls and drinking flower wine. The result of summarizing the world and combining the knowledge of the future and the present.

What's this?This is the treasure of wisdom, which is an indelible human treasure even if the imperial power changes hundreds of times and thousands of times. As a senior intellectual, he has the responsibility and obligation to make these treasures shine in the long river of history.

In this era, the dead are respected, digging graves is a felony, but in order to seriously toss out anatomy, the old madman will go to the execution ground to buy dead bodies at a high price every now and then for dissection and reorganization. Song Beiyun is the old madman's favorite His protégé is also the best assistant. The two of them figured out in advance what will appear hundreds of years later in a way that is incomprehensible and unreasonable in the world.

Under Song Beiyun's proposal, the old lunatic named this subject biology. This is a new and unrecognized subject, but it will really have a profound impact on the progress of the entire human race.With the in-depth study of "biology", they naturally also lit up a legendary medical discipline-surgical medicine.

Combined with alcohol and chemical anesthetics, the first successful cholecystectomy in human history was performed in the hands of Song Beiyun. The old lunatic was the on-site guide. After all, he was old... and his hands were shaking.

Although the surgical operation was performed on a dog, they did everything they could to save the dog's life. Although the dog was cured successfully, it was stewed with fragrant meat to celebrate the success of the operation... But Song Beiyun Its bones were still buried and a monument was erected, with the inscription "Laifu, the pioneer who dedicated himself to the great medical cause of mankind".