Song Beiyun
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"Huh? Let's talk about it." Miao Yan smiled and said, "I haven't asked Gao Lun yet."
"Let's use our era." Song Beiyun said with a smile: "When I was born, Jiang X was still alive, so I can say that I am from the same era as Mr. Jing Guo, but in the concept of most people, Mr. Jing Guo is the prince who fought against Du Yuesheng in Shanghai. The elder brother who lived next to me and taught me to sing Huang Jiaju was in 19. At that time, my idol was still alive, and my idol was born in [-] Year, the [-]th year of Guangxu."
When Song Beiyun said this, he turned his head and looked at the wonderful words: "From the horse-drawn car running in the Forbidden City to the launch of our first artificial satellite, it will be a good time. Tell me, do the times go fast? Ten years, ten years It’s been a long time, please remember carefully, did you still have an IC card phone on the street at that time.”
"Well, yes. I had them when I was in elementary school."
"Ten years later, you have already got the Apple 4S. We feel slow because we are in it. If you are thrown into the deep mountains and old forests, you will come out in three years instead of ten years. You will find that this era has thrown you far away. Far."
After Song Beiyun finished speaking, he turned around and looked at the sea: "The role of the enlightener and the founder is so magical. Isn't the greatest ability of the traversers to correct mistakes, so that they can avoid detours, the 50 years before the industrial revolution and the industrial revolution In the next 50 years, it will not be the same world at all. And as time traveler, wouldn’t it be reasonable to shorten the time by ten times? Do you still think it’s fast now?”
"Hey, when you say that, it really makes sense."
"It's not just reasonable, it's completely as it should be." Song Beiyun waved his hands and said, "It can even be said to be very slow, because apart from the concepts and knowledge of that era, we don't have any golden fingers."
"Your fingers are pure gold, and if you come to gold fingers, you can just fly straight up."
"Hahahaha." Song Beiyun rubbed Miaoyan's head and said, "Believe it or not, it won't be long before someone will start messing with me."
"Really?"
"Really." Song Beiyun leaned on the railing: "They will find a way to slander me, saying that I ate two bowls of jelly."
"What are you going to do?"
Song Beiyun thought for a while, then straightened up: "You don't need money to eat watermelon in the city, what's wrong with eating two bowls of powder from him?"
Miao Yan didn't say anything, just leaned there and folded his arms and thought for a while: "By the way, movies."
"What happened to the movie?"
"I got the film technology done."
Song Beiyun was taken aback: "You?"
"Who do you look down on?" Miao Yan took out the ID card of the chief engineer from the pocket of the one-piece overalls: "Open your eyes and look! I am the chief engineer!"
"Hahahahaha..." Song Beiyun grabbed the certificate with his hands and flipped through it: "You really went for the exam?"
"of course."
This thing, Song Beiyun, also took the mock exam, and failed without any suspense.He was Song Beiyun, so he failed the ranking anyway.It is conceivable how difficult this thing is. It seems that only one or two people in the whole Song Dynasty got this thing, and now it seems that one of them is a good word.
"I heard that Song Daguan failed the mock exam, right?"
"Yeah, I'm really messed up in mechanics and mathematics." Song Beiyun waved his hand and said, "Look, I'm obviously going to be behind the times now."
"It doesn't matter, it is enough for you to be offered in the Science Temple."
Song Beiyun laughed loudly when he heard the words: "What about Archimedes and Newton, they all rely on intelligence to get in, but I rely on cheating."
"Okay." Miao Yan clapped his hands indifferently: "Carry me down, my calves are shaking when I climb up, and I can't go down. After I get down, I will take you to see the world's first film roll."
With Miaoyan on their backs, they went down the stairs to the lighthouse, and the two came to Miaoyan's power laboratory, and took out the unimaginably precious roll of film in the warehouse.
This thing can't be called a movie yet, at best it's a fast-moving PPT, but it's the first one after all, and there will definitely be breakthroughs in the future.
But even so, it was enough for Song Beiyun to be very excited. Looking at the image projected by the lights on the black screen, he was very happy and said that he would reward the wonderful words with a Coke.
"Are you planning to poison me to death, and then occupy my scientific research results?"
"Oh, stop beeping and beeping." Song Beiyun pushed away his chemical studio: "Let people hear the joke."
For Song Beiyun, a chemical expert, the difficulty of cola is not high. It is nothing more than sugar, soda water, caramel, phosphoric acid and caffeine. These things used to be relatively difficult, but now they are readily available in basic laboratories. Adding some special spices for seasoning can make it almost inseparable.
But after finishing it, Miaoyan refused to drink it, because the cola made by Song Beiyun was blue-green, blue-green, and the color didn't look like something that humans could drink into their mouths.
"Let go of me, I won't drink! I won't drink!"
Miao Yan dodged to the side: "You really want to kill me."
Song Beiyun held the beaker, with the expression of an old man looking at his mobile phone: "You are really... You see, I'll drink for you."
After finishing speaking, he gulped down half of the glass in one gulp, and then watched his face turn from green to blue, from blue to black... Finally, he couldn't swallow any more, and rushed to the pool to spit it out, covering his mouth.
"Damn...why does it smell like coriander." Song Beiyun said with a sad face after rinsing his mouth for a long time, "No, something went wrong."
"I just said I can't drink it."
Miaoyan was laughing beside him until he couldn't breathe, but Song Beiyun said a few words and wanted to yue once. He even felt the smell permeating from his limbs, leaving no dead spots, and his mouth was even more There is still a greasy sweetness left.
"Forget it, wait for them to toss slowly." Song Beiyun shook his head and said, "It's really disgusting."
When he went out later, he happened to see the team leader of the engineer who was in charge of the tank technology. The team leader obviously also saw Song Beiyun. At that moment, his reaction speed absolutely reached the limit of human beings. The lunch box on his back blocked his face, and the cat slipped across the road with his waist down.
Although Song Beiyun looked at this scene and thought it was a bit funny, but in less than a year, the hair on the temples of this group has already turned gray. You must know that this guy is only 26 years old this year, so one can imagine how he has spent this time. What kind of day is it...
"You're almost killing people."
Miao Yan whispered: "He is autistic now, except for eating in the workshop, he even sleeps in it."
It's hard for Song Beiyun to say anything about this kind of thing. Although the military order is set at the end of the year, he's already on vacation. Don't care about this matter. It's like giving him a long time buffer in disguise. I hope he can take good care of it...
After returning home, I didn't see the old man when I entered the door, but I saw Zhao Cheng sitting there chatting with Qiao Yun. She was holding a preserved egg in her hand like a baby. She didn't even look up when Song Beiyun passed by.
"Beiyun, the food is hot on the steamer, you and Miaoyan should eat it quickly."
"Yeah." Song Beiyun responded to Qiaoyun, and then asked, "What is she doing here?"
"The princess said she would take a rest today, so she came to see the child." Qiao Yun smiled and glanced at Zhao Cheng: "She even sewed a hat for the child."
Song Beiyun curled his lips: "Be careful that she steals away the child."
Zhao Cheng raised his head: "Song Beiyun, I didn't provoke you, did I? Why bother to bully me like this."
"Okay, I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to eat." Song Beiyun raised his foot and walked inside: "Where's the old man?"
"Let Wuyou sister take it out, saying that she wants to take him to taste the famous dishes here."
"Dou Dan?" Song Beiyun shook his head, "I don't think it's good..."
During the meal, Song Beiyun sat by the trash can in the kitchen and ate fish, while Miaoyan leaned beside him holding a bowl: "How do you plan to spend these two years?"
"Go and take the children to accompany the family, how about you?"
"Of course I'm staying here." Miao Yan said with a smile, "I don't have any children, and I still have a lot of things to do."
"Well, pay attention to your body." Song Beiyun stroked his chin: "I'll leave your medicine behind, so you can take care of it yourself?"
Miaoyan's face changed instantly, and she didn't say another word, but Song Beiyun already knew that she could do it.
The following days are actually quite simple, that is, after Biluo has given birth and confinement, the family will return to Chang'an. As for the road, there are actually no bumps in the road, after all, the roads in Liao Kingdom have been repaired almost , 150 miles outside Haizhou, you can get on the expressway, and the journey is smooth and easy.
"By the way, is there any news about the first team building?" Miao Yan asked suddenly, "It's been eight months since we left."
"There shouldn't be any problem. We'll wait until April next year when they return to report the situation." Song Beiyun thought for a while, "If something goes wrong, it's impossible for the entire fleet to collapse, unless there is a dimension reduction attack by aliens."
"Yeah." Miao Yan sighed softly: "It would be great if I could bring the rubber."
"There are also potatoes and corn!" Song Beiyun added: "I need food, a lot of food."
"Response to natural disasters?"
"Not only that, but also feeding animals. Meat! Chinese people have to eat meat, a lot of meat." Song Beiyun lightly nodded the table: "Right now we have just solved the lowest level of food and clothing. The next step is to eat well and wear warm clothes."
"You are really in a hurry."
"Can't you be in a hurry, grandma?" Song Beiyun said dumbfoundedly: "Baby boom, baby boom is coming! If there are no accidents, after five consecutive years of baby boom, the population will enter the [-] million-level unit. The food shortage is not imaginable now. Yes, we must speed up the cultivation of new crops to feed the whole of China in time for the population explosion in the next decade."
After finishing speaking, he added: "If people starve to death again, where will I put my old face? How can I explain to others?"
Chapter 851, Rain on May 10, Nine Years
It’s another year of autumn, and the frost in Chang’an City this year is much earlier than in previous years, but fortunately, the autumn harvest has been completed, but autumn cabbage is on the market, and the best delicacy at this time is stewed with cabbage and tofu Make a pot, sit at the table and drink a bowl of soy sauce, full of taste, even if it is snowy outside, it doesn’t look scary.
"Biluo is about to give birth in a month or so." Jin Ling'er said with a smile, "If it had been earlier, we could have a reunion year this year."
While talking at this time, the sound of reading aloud came from a place across the wall. That place was the first school in Chang'an that only recruited girls, and it was also the only school in Chang'an and even in the entire Song Dynasty. all public welfare schools.
Although it is definitely better to mix and match men and women to run a school, many local people still can’t change their ideas. They always think that girls are dolls, and studying is useless. It’s better to enter the textile factory and marry early.
And this college was set up to deal with this part of the parents. It includes food, accommodation, teaching skills and assignment work.
Perhaps in the eyes of many people, this is not very fair, but the problem is that although the proportion of women studying now has increased dozens of times compared with a few years ago, it is still too small for the job demand of the whole society. too much.
And many people think that this is what the princess meant, but it really isn't. The princess doesn't care about this kind of thing. The person who really made such a request is precisely Song Beiyun, who exploded with machismo.
He pointed out in the new quarter's "Proposal for the Future" that women's overall cognitive level will greatly affect the overall world outlook of a family, and it is the guarantee for women to have basic knowledge and aesthetic cognition. An important part of the future vitality of the country.
In response to this initiative, this women's college, which can accommodate a full 8000 people, was opened regardless of cost.
Most of the subjects in it are the same as other comprehensive colleges, but compared with other colleges, women's colleges also have several technical professional programs, such as vocational skills courses such as comprehensive design and makeup.
Originally, according to Song Beiyun's idea, there should be a teacher training major here, but the reaction from the people was very fierce. Many of them still couldn't accept a female gentleman teaching their children, so this matter could only be temporarily dropped.
"This time he came back, Qiao Qiao, you have done your business honestly." Jin Ling'er picked up a paper from the table and began to correct it as she spoke, "Don't screw up your little temper."
"I do not."
"You can't say no to this kind of thing." Jin Ling'er frowned and said, "Why do you have so many thoughts? Do you think Song Beiyun is not good enough for you or something?"
Qiaoqiao lowered her head beside her, her feet kept kicking the ground: "It doesn't mean that."
"How many times has Aunt Hong mentioned it to you? At least you have to consider what her old man means. Are you in charge of this family or who is in charge?"
This is a bit serious, Qiaoqiao is feeling aggrieved sitting there, but Jin Ling'er doesn't give her a chance to argue: "The old man is thinking about the matter of spreading branches and leaves, why are you so ignorant."
"There are not many people who are willing to give birth to him, and I am not one of them. Besides, I really don't want to give birth. Let that Persian cat come. She is good-looking, and the children she gives birth to will definitely be good-looking. It's not good to let that Dongpu Come on girl, she is educated and reasonable, and she is a female teacher who teaches in Chang'an University, can't she?"
"Nonsense!" Jin Ling'er slapped the pen in her hand on the table: "What kind of status are they? Thanks to you, you can speak."
While Jin Ling'er was reprimanding him, Zuo Rou dragged a dog and ran in: "Look, I caught a yellow dog, and we'll get rid of it tonight, a pot of dog meat!"
"You're messing around too, right?" Jin Ling'er stared at Zuo Rou unkindly: "Put it down!"
Zuo Rou immediately put down the dog, and the dog ran out screaming, and disappeared in an instant.
"Did you take gunpowder? Why is the smell so strong today?"
Probably the one who can talk to Jin Linger like this is Miss Zuo. She has been a mother for several years, but her temperament is still like a child who is not grown up. She was ordered to suspend her job for three months, and now that she is unemployed at home, she almost had the roof blown off.
"One or two of you is really not worrying." Jin Ling'er sighed: "Qiaoqiao, you don't care about your home all day long, and you are busy outside. You are crazy all day long, how old are you?" , to return this virtue. People can see that our family style is not good?"
"Go ahead." Zuo Rou spat, "They're all rotten fish and shrimp, and they can make me lose a piece of meat."
"Yes."
Seeing that the two of them looked like dead pigs not afraid of boiling water, Jin Ling'er was so angry that she threw the paper in her hand on the table, got up and walked out.
"Not good!" Zuo Rou exclaimed after she left: "She's going to call Aunt Hong, run!"
Sure enough, after Jin Ling'er called Aunt Hong's rescuers, there was no sign of the two of them in the house.
"These two people!" Jin Ling'er stomped her feet angrily after seeing this scene, but there was really nothing she could do about them.
Aunt Hong and her looked at each other, and then they both sighed silently, but they were equally helpless.
At the same time, Miss Butterfly, who was sitting in the small courtyard, was in contact with the envoy of the Tangbing Cult. She tried her best these days to meet the head of the Tangbing Cult, a joke-like sect, but No matter how you call it, it will be muddling into the ocean. This time, she couldn't help but invited the official executor of their Soup Cake Cult.
But the negotiation was fruitless in the end. After the butterfly sent the other party's messenger away, it leaned there and sighed.
Recently, the number of believers has dropped sharply, because the soup cake church distributes more food every weekend. In addition to the original soup cakes and vermicelli, now people under the age of 14 and over 60 years old can receive a piece of chicken, and if Xintangbingjiao can receive three more eggs.
Based on the idea that there is no disadvantage if you believe in it, most of the followers of other religions in Chang'an City, as long as they are not fanatical believers, have switched to the Tangbing Sect.According to national records, the number of Tangbing Sect has exceeded 10.
The number of other sects is pitifully small, and the original believers were even robbed by the Tangbing Sect.
The current scene is very funny, that is, the religion that originally relied on believers to take risks, now under the threat of the Tangbing Cult, they have to start distributing all kinds of things like them, such as food, daily necessities, etc. Various poses.
But the problem now is not what they send out, but what the Tangbing Sect sends out. This sect is very evil, and I don’t know where to get so much financial support. It seems that there are endless things to send out. The daily distribution is once every seven days Not to mention, there are also seasonal gift packs during the holidays.
What Qingming Festival, Dragon Boat Festival rice dumplings, Mid-Autumn Festival moon cakes, and Chinese New Year bacon, compared with the financial constraints of other sects, their money is like a flood.
And what makes people even more uncomfortable is the soup cake religion, which is outrageous... They claim that there can be multiple beliefs, and you can also believe in soup cake religion if you have other beliefs.But here comes the problem, other denominations are not allowed to have more beliefs, so after weighing things up, everyone quickly breaks away from their original beliefs.
This trick made Butterfly think of Song Beiyun involuntarily in her mind, but according to her intelligence network, it seems that the Tangbing Cult really has nothing to do with Song Beiyun, he is just a nominal supporter.
However, Chang'an and even the surrounding seventeen prefectures have regulations, that is, public officials are not allowed to have any beliefs, otherwise they will leave immediately if they are found out.So now the overall religion is not easy to do, because there is no upper-level support.
But this evil soup cake religion is really strange, which makes people puzzled.
Butterfly also got a copy of the teachings of the Tangbing Sect at that time. The teachings that make people laugh and cry are really... It is difficult to describe in words.
There are currently 32 large legally registered religions in Chang’an City, and each religion has its own teachings. Many teachings are indeed weird, and they are not allowed to do anything. only one.
To the extent that the teachings of the Tangbing Sect are outrageous, it is not like the teachings of a sect at all, but like a rule for children to play games.For example, there are three iron laws taught by soup cakes, first: no radishes or coriander can be put in soup cakes.Second: You can skip the soup cakes, but be sure to try rice noodles.Third: Do not put pepper in soup cakes, but you can put pepper, pepper and vinegar are the protection methods taught by soup cakes.
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