Song Beiyun
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"You are beautiful, you are more beautiful than her."
"Yeah." Zuo Rou nodded: "That's about the same."
"Shameless." The princess curled her lips: "I just do these things to lie to myself all day long."
But Song Beiyun didn't flatter her. This little girl is beautiful, but she is really not as good as Zuo Rou. Zuo Rou is a bit flatter, but she is really top-notch. What God did here is fair. very.
Although the princess is not bad, but there is a light red birthmark behind her ear, which makes her afraid to show her neck, and Zuorou's chest is impeccable, and her skin is also top-notch. If Guy flicks her forehead, her forehead will turn red, and if it is pushed harder, it will even turn a little bruised.
So this is the reason why she has a sense of disobedience all over her body. A person who practices martial arts is more delicate than the princess, isn't this a disobedience?Moreover, she could easily beat herself to bruises all over her body, and those who didn't know thought that someone had abused her.
"Look at the oiran, look at the oiran." Song Beiyun hurriedly stopped Zuo Rou from arguing in order to stop the two of them from arguing, "Only once a year."
It was still on the eight-foot stage, the girl playing the pipa hadn't finished playing a song, but the audience was already jumping for joy, and the prostitutes around were chatting endlessly.
But soon after the song was played, the top lady was helped down and returned to her room, during which time she didn't say a word and didn't express anything to anyone.
But even so, those who are obsessed with her are still obsessed with her, and many of them even choose what the child's name will be in the future.
"I didn't say that." Song Beiyun rubbed his nose: "At this level, letting Zuo Rou dress up and sit up is definitely worth more than her."
"Go, go, what are you talking about, I'm only ten pennies." Zuo Rou said coldly: "At that time, you said that I was worth this price."
"Fifteen rounds." Song Beiyun added, "You should pay back the price anyway."
Although Zuo Rou was displeased, she felt sweet in her heart, even though she didn't know why she wanted to compare this with a prostitute, but a woman... If you can compare, let's compare.
"What are you going to do next?" The princess turned around blankly: "Let's go now?"
After all, Song Beiyun is a person who often drinks flower wine. He yawned: "It is said that he is a friend of poetry, but it is almost a proposition composition. It is the old rules. A note is passed out with a topic on it, and then who will answer?" When you come out, invite someone in to have a drink together, and that’s all there is to back and forth.”
Hearing this, the princess's temperament immediately rose. She rolled up her sleeves and said in a hoarse voice, "It seems that today's county...Young Master is going to win the top spot."
"Your acting skills are really exaggerated." Song Beiyun glanced at her chest, coughed and said in a low voice, "Pectoral muscles are even more exaggerated..."
While everyone was waiting anxiously, a girl who looked like a servant girl came out with a lot of folded notes. She stood in front and said: "My lady said that although today is the election of the oiran, the But she has already saved enough money for her ransom, so don't throw money at her. But the lady also said that if anyone can answer the questions on this paper, even a beggar can become the guest of the lady."
"This lady..." Song Beiyun chuckled, "She has personality, where did she get the money?"
Zuo Rou shook her head and said: "Who knows... who would spend hundreds of thousands of pennies to redeem her body as a prostitute."
"Stop chatting, don't chat." The princess rubbed her hands excitedly: "Quickly ask questions!"
Soon, the staff on the painting boat began to distribute the neatly folded notes, each with the same content.
Because Song Beiyun and the others were sitting far away, the note arrived late. Song Beiyun didn't even have the interest to open it, so he put it on the table after receiving it, and continued to eat and drink.
"What is this?" The princess unfolded the note and looked at it for a while: "This is a troublesome question!"
"Let me take a look." Zuo Rou moved her head closer and scratched her head after looking at it for a while: "This..."
The princess angrily slapped the note on the table: "Isn't this a joke? It's all a mess!"
There were quite a few people who had the same reaction as her, and even Mr. Jin and Beipo upstairs were confused when they saw this note, and couldn't understand it at all.
Song Beiyun clasped his ears: "What are you guys so excited about? Let me have a look."
The Princess angrily threw the note in front of him. As soon as Song Beiyun opened it, when he saw the first sentence, his pupils shrank violently, and even his hands began to tremble.
"These five questions are simply unreasonable." The princess opened Song Beiyun's note and said to Zuo Rou: "What is this? There is a jujube tree at my door, what is the other one? This...she is sincere Is it hard to be human?"
"And this one." Zuo Rou pointed to the topic below: "Odd changes and even remains the same? What... what is this? It's not even a sentence. I have read books."
"That's right." The princess sneered: "This line of characters doesn't count as characters, does it? Who can make trouble for some uncommon characters?"
At this time Song Beiyun slowly put down the note, his eyes were red: "That's hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron..."
Chapter 53: April 4
Sitting there holding the note for a long time, Song Beiyun took out a pencil and began to write quickly amidst the cursing of everyone.
If the first three questions are considered basic questions, then the last two questions should be considered advanced questions. The fourth question looks very strange, and anyone in this era would be at a loss, but Song Beiyun saw it. It's a knowing smile.
"You can even answer this kind of thing?" The princess leaned in front of Song Beiyun: "I'm afraid it's not scribbling? This fourth question seems to be normal, but it also makes people confused. Who is playing Dongfeng Po with a pipa? ?”
"Jay Chou."
After Song Beiyun finished writing, he came to the fifth question. He muttered something, but scratched his chin: "This person is still a listener of cross talk."
"Ok?"
The princess put her chin on Song Beiyun's arm: "It is said that there is good news and bad news. The bad news is that you get lost and you can only eat cow dung in the future. So what is the good news? This... this is too indecent, Who wants to eat cow dung!"
But after cursing a few words, she still raised her head: "What is the good news?"
"There is plenty of cow dung." Song Beiyun smiled and wrote the answer: "After I go in later, you will wait for me here."
"Ah?" Zuo Rou looked at Song Beiyun blankly: "How do you know you can go in? I think the things you answered are all weird. Do you think that if you draw a few random symbols, people will think Are you talented?"
Song Beiyun smiled and shook his head, "Of course I understand."
The Princess Song Beiyun stroked his chin and said, "Didn't you say you weren't that interested? Why..."
"No, I'm interested now." Song Beiyun narrowed his eyes and said seriously, "I must meet this person."
"Must?" The princess pouted her lips and said unhappily: "After all, I still have a passion for sex, huh... man. The ability to like the new and dislike the old is good."
Song Beiyun folded the note and wrote Technician No. 69 in Arabic numerals, and then called a servant to put the note into the tray.
At this moment, other people are still frowning and thinking hard. It's not that no one has written, but most of them are nonsense. What a broken east wind.
With a casual glance, the answers are varied and dazzling, which really makes people laugh.
"I love the new and dislike the old." Song Beiyun rubbed his nose and said with a smile, "This is from my hometown."
"Little Lotus Village?"
"No." Song Beiyun shook his head and waved his hands: "Same sect, fellow sect, do you understand?"
"Oh... so that's the case. It turns out that you are not only learning the almanac, curing diseases and saving lives, but also learning the arts of wind and dust. Doesn't it mean that you, Song Beiyun, also have the ability to serve others?"
After all, the princess is not easy to lie to. Zuo Rou next to her believed it, but the princess obviously didn't believe it. Not only did she not believe it, but she also hated Song Beiyun.
"Yeah, yeah, you're going to be addicted. Come to my room secretly tonight, and I'll take good care of you." Song Beiyun raised his head and looked around, and said impatiently: "If you don't dare to come, don't talk nonsense."
Hey, don't even mention it... The princess really doesn't dare anymore, she doesn't dare to do anything carelessly now, it's okay to be rubbed, but the moment when she was hugged and kissed was unexpected. For those who dared to do such a thing in that environment, the princess instinctively did not dare to make further progress.
"Ha, you have someone to serve you tonight, so you don't need to serve me. Just now you said that you must go in to see that wonderful speech." The princess turned her head sideways: "I just can't hear this man's nonsense."
Song Beiyun shook his head and said, "Maybe it will come out later."
"so fast?"
"Hurry up!" Song Beiyun couldn't bear it any longer, pinching the princess's nose: "You don't know if it's going to be fast or not!"
But at the moment in the nobleman's area on the third floor, not only Mr. Jin was frowning, but even Bei Po, who boasted of his outstanding literary talent, was thinking hard.
This is normal. It would be miraculous if anyone could answer it. After all, this knowledge is patented, and even blind people can't get the correct answer.
However, in order to save face, Beipo still tried his best to answer some questions, such as the question about Zaoshu, he wrote a very beautiful little poem, and the person who played the pipa described a peerless beauty.As for hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium and boron, he really couldn't do anything... After all, he couldn't even read the words, so he had to write a five-character sentence casually.
He silently shook his head and put the note into the servant's tray. When he was about to look at Mr. Jin next to him, he found that he hadn't moved a word, but was writing a sentence on another piece of paper, to the effect that The paper can be worth [-] gold, and it is also printed with the personal seal of the young proprietor of the Jin family.
Beipo was sore at the time, he snorted angrily, and Mr. Jin turned his head with a smile: "What? Mr. An, did you answer it? Is one hundred thousand gold worth your literary talent?"
"You..." Beipo trembled with anger, "We'll see who wins."
"Let's wait and see." Mr. Jin pulled back a city, his vitality and blood flowed freely, and he gave the boy a piece of silver, and when the boy was thankful, he squinted at Beipo: "Brother Qiao Shan, I like you."
"Humph……"
Beipo was a little helpless. If he had good essays and knowledge, the rich man in front of him would only be able to carry his shoes for him. However, those topics were completely unheard of. They went to solve Goldbach's conjecture. At this time, the gap between the scumbag and the top student can't be reflected, but the scumbag's family has a mine... Take the money to buy the quota directly, just ask if you are angry.
Soon, hundreds of notes were sent into the back hall, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became anxious. Everyone knew that they wrote it blindly, but they were quite looking forward to being able to touch it blindly. The feeling of being favored by the goddess is the same as that of pretending not to care about going to the lottery shop to pick ten lottery tickets but seriously checking the winning numbers at home.
Song Beiyun didn't panic at all, he took a sip of tea and said, "After I go in later, you just wait here for me, don't run around."
"Heh, you...how can you be so shameless? There are so many talented people here, why should they let you, a lazy and greedy thing?" Zuo Rou said disdainfully: "Let me see, which one is it most likely?" Noble family."
"If I were that person inside, I would definitely be called Song Beiyun."
"Okay, if she didn't let you in, what would you do?" Zuo Rou crossed his arms: "Let's hear it."
"From now on, I will be at your service."
Zuo Rou laughed, raised her hand and patted Song Beiyun's face: "Little guy, you can come to my sister's house to work as a handyman."
But the princess who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic suddenly came over and said with a smile: "Then if my good brother is called, what should you do? Sister Rou."
"impossible!"
"Don't." The princess continued to run on: "This matter is still interesting. If you don't say it, sister, I will tell it for you."
"Tell me." Zuo Rou had a sneer on his face.
"If my good brother is called in, you two can have sex tonight."
Song Beiyun was stunned: "Why do you punish me when I win?"
And Zuo Rou was somewhat shy, but when she thought of Song Beiyun's nonsense answers, she immediately became confident and slapped the table: "It's fine! Can this strange thing still happen to me?"
"Hey! No way." Song Beiyun stopped her: "Don't make random bets..."
"No, as long as I say yes! I still don't believe that I can't beat Jin Ling'er."
Song Beiyun let out a long sigh: "You two sisters...you are real sisters now, don't mess with me."
At this moment, a maid came out in a hurry, holding a note in her hand, and went up to the eight-foot stage: "Technician No. 69, who is Technician No. 69? Is Technician No. 69 here!"
Her call made people around look at each other, but Song Beiyun stood up and raised his hand when he heard it: "Yes!"
Zuo Rou stared at Song Beiyun with an unbelievable expression, while he lowered his head and scratched her nose: "I told you not to bet randomly."
As he spoke, he walked up to the stage, and all eyes were on him for a moment. Many people sighed, but only Beipo frowned.
"It's him……"
"What? Brother Beipo recognizes him?"
"We met once." Beipo squinted his eyes for a while, and suddenly his brows relaxed: "It's good or bad, with this person's talent, I would rather Miss Miaoyan choose him instead I chose the stinky one hundred thousand gold."
After all, Beipo said to the book boy beside him: "You follow him well, don't lose him!"
"I know, sir."
And on the platform below, the maid looked Song Beiyun up and down for a while: "Are you Technician No. 69?"
"Ang." Song Beiyun said, turning around and waving to the people on and off the stage.
The princess in the audience pouted: "Look at how smug he is."
But Zuo Rou has become like a steamed crab, tugging at the princess's sleeve: "This is...how can this be done."
"That can't be done, Sister Rou." The princess smiled coldly and gloomyly: "As for the tiger girl of the general gate, you can't say what you say, right? Bring me Hong, and I will have my own way to punish you."
"You... I won't do it!"
While they were chatting, the maid on the stage had already taken out a note from her arms: "Did you write this?"
"correct."
"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger."
"The pagoda town river demon."
Seeing that he replied almost without a pause, the servant girl's expression immediately changed, and she bowed to one side: "Young master, please come with me. Miss will wait for a long time."
One after the other left, the rest of the people were going crazy with envy and jealousy. Some people maliciously speculated that this shit topic was set up for those benefactors, and blocked everyone from the door. But who would have thought that such an ordinary young man would be chosen?
Young Master Jin's face on the third floor was already pale at this moment, he turned his head and said to the dog leg: "Go, find out who this person is for me, if he has no fame, then break his legs when he goes out, money and silver are easy to say."
"Yes, son."
Chapter 54: On April 4, Mr. Qing came from his hometown to know about his hometown
Following the servant girl, she walked around the corridor on the third floor and came straight to the room on the top floor. When she was at the door, the servant girl stopped and gently opened the door: "Miss is waiting inside."
Song Beiyun smiled and nodded at her: "Let's come out and have a meal together."
"My lord was joking." The servant girl pursed her lips and smiled, "Please come in."
Slowly lift your foot and bury it in the doorway. When you enter the house, there is a screen facing you. The pictures of beautiful rivers and mountains are embroidered on it. Judging from the workmanship, it should be Shu embroidery.Song Beiyun touched it, and sighed inwardly, because only this side of Shu embroidery might be innumerable.
Bypassing the screen is the main hall. In front of the hall is an exquisite octagonal sandalwood table, four round stools are placed neatly, and a piece of marble is placed on the table, moist and smooth. On the top is a piece of white porcelain from Xinchang.
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