Song Beiyun
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"What are you doing?"
Zuo Rou didn't answer, but the tears came out immediately, and fell on the quilt under her body, she wiped her tears and said in a rambling voice: "Yeah, I just can't compare with Ruibao, I can't compare to Ruibao in everything Can't compare to her."
Song Beiyun was stunned for a moment, then leaned forward: "Let's see! I can't see it!"
"roll!"
After Zuo Rou finished cursing, she suddenly cried and stretched out her arms to hug Song Beiyun's neck, crying extremely aggrieved, and Song Beiyun was almost executed by her on the spot...
"I can't breathe!"
After finally breaking away Zuorou's hand, Song Beiyun squatted in front of her and looked her up and down, then wiped away the tears on her face with his hands: "What's wrong with you?"
Zuo Rou sat there and told Song Beiyun all the grievances she suffered yesterday, and then she said some angry words, and after that, most girls would chatter endlessly.
"I just found out that you are also a girl."
Song Beiyun sat by the bed: "You put on your clothes first, I always want to pick your belly button."
"Do something!"
"It's the same as picking a leaf from the flowers and plants on the side of the road, just to pick it up. Okay, let's not discuss these nonsense."
Song Beiyun wiped her face a few times with his sleeves, and Zuo Rou subconsciously raised his face to let him wipe it. After wiping, he hooked Zuo Rou's nose with two fingers...
"You are sick!" Zuo Rou slapped off his dog's paw with one hand.
Song Beiyun chuckled, sat on the stool again and watched Zuorou get dressed: "You don't want to marry that much?"
"If you don't marry, you won't marry even if you die."
"Then do you really have to marry?"
"Crane top red arrangement."
Song Beiyun frowned slightly. Although Zuo Rou was neurotic, she was really a person who could do what she said. If He Dinghong said she would arrange it, she would arrange it, whether it was for herself or for the prince of the Wang family. This life is over.
"How long can it be delayed?"
"what?"
"Ask how long you can delay getting married."
Zuo Rou looked Song Beiyun up and down: "What are you going to do? Do you still want to beat the Wang family?"
"You don't care much about me." Song Beiyun said impatiently: "If I ask you anything, you can answer it honestly. If you have to ask, can you understand it if I tell you?"
"Humph..." Zuo Rou said angrily, "The wedding date is the eighth day of the Lunar New Year."
"I will choose a good date." Song Beiyun nodded and said, "I know."
"What do you want? Don't mess around, the Wang family is very powerful, you will die if you have muddy legs."
"Fuck your ass." Song Beiyun rubbed Zuorou's head like petting a dog: "Get up, I have something to do with you."
"Oh……"
Zuo Rou got down from the bed obediently, and when the two were about to go out, she suddenly grabbed Song Beiyun: "Let me ask you, is Ruibao better than me in everything?"
This is the fake friendship of a woman. She yells to her sister and sister in front of her face, but asks a third party such questions behind her back. It is not as bold as a man at all. When comparing lengths in the toilet, you can see who you are at the time.
"How should I put it, in terms of wisdom, family affairs, and talent, you really can't compare with him in anything, let alone body." Song Beiyun patted Zuo Rou's chest: "Look, it's almost familiar The watermelon is moving."
"You don't care even if you touch me. I really want to hit you when you pat me."
Zuo Rou protected her chest, gritted her teeth and said, "Why do you deserve to be beaten so much?"
"But." Song Beiyun rubbed her face with both hands: "I don't like playing with the princess very much. If she falls into the water with you, I will definitely save you."
Zuo Rou immediately became elated, and followed Song Beiyun up and down the door. When she reached the door, she suddenly grabbed Song Beiyun, frowning.
"What are you doing again?"
Zuo Rou pondered for a moment, raised her small face and said to him: "You're wrong, Ruibao won't sink in the water at all! The two pieces of meat on her chest are like two inflated sheep urine bubbles!"
"You..." Song Beiyun shook his head and sighed: "Yes, yes, if you say it's sheep urine, go for sheep urine. At least your waist and butt are good, very good."
Zuo Rou's eyes lit up: "Really?"
Chapter 40: Sunny August 4
After telling Zuo Rou about Aunt Hong and the child, Song Beiyun asked her to arrange departure in the shortest possible time, if it could be in the afternoon, and if it could be early in the morning, there should be no delay.
"You mean you're worried that the princess will find out?"
"I'm not worried. Over time, I will definitely find out."
Song Beiyun took the soup and rice from Qiaoyun, took a sip, and continued: "The princess said that when she visits another day, it doesn't look like a joke. She will definitely come, so she appears more often. People must be vigilant, let alone those licking dogs of the princess."
"Why lick a dog?"
"It's just a flattery from a bitch, and that bitch has no face for them."
This explanation was very interesting, it made Zuo Rou laugh for a while, and after she finished laughing, she raised her chin: "Then you are also my licking dog?"
"Bullshit." Song Beiyun glanced at her disdainfully: "You deserve it too?"
"Then can't you be one time?" Zuo Rou frowned: "What's the matter? You don't even give me any face?"
Where in the world would someone force another person to be their dog licker?I'm afraid this person is not stupid, is he?
But just be stupid, she is not very smart, so explaining these things to her is just for nothing, so Song Beiyun continued: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and arrange a caravan, and be sure to send them to Nanchang government."
"Got it, got it." Zuo Rou put her hips on her hips, "Then tell me honestly, why didn't you tell me about His Majesty King Yan earlier?"
"Let me tell you, what's next? There are some things you'd better not know too clearly, do you understand what I mean?"
This dog, what he said tasted like the old man and Zuo Fang, Zuo Rou felt uncomfortable when he heard it, anyway, he felt that there was a kind of contempt in their words.
"Are you looking down on me?"
"Sister, how do you want me to think highly of you? Do you want me to think highly of you? Do you want me to think highly of you?"
"Also..." Zuo Rou rolled his eyes: "It's okay, but you will be beaten to death by my father."
"Don't disgust me." Song Beiyun shook his head and said, "Anyway, be careful of the princess, she is not a fuel-efficient lamp, you are almost 20 years old anyway, can you stop acting like a donkey."
Zuo Rou whimpered like a puppy, Song Beiyun didn't pay attention to her, just took out a piece of paper from his arms and spread it on the table, with hundreds of round pills inside: "By the way, you can try this try."
"What is this?"
"Eating can make you bigger." Song Beiyun nodded seriously: "Aren't you always envious of other princesses, eat it."
"Really? Can you grow bigger if you eat it?"
"Let's go."
real?Of course it is fake, this thing is brown sugar, hawthorn and some prickly pears to make small snacks, invigorating the spleen and appetizing, digestion and accumulation.
But placebo, give an ignorant girl some slim hope, once people have hope, they will no longer be so inferior.
"Sister Qiaoyun, come and eat some."
Qiaoyun was taken aback for a moment, then looked down at her chest: "I too...do I want to eat too?"
"Anyway, it's delicious."
"Then..." Qiao Yun blushed obediently and nodded: "That's fine."
Asking Qiaoyun to put away these Jianweixiaoshi pills like treasures, Zuorou sat on the stone bench and watched Song Beiyun eat in a hurry, with his hands on his cheeks, looking silly.
"Tell me quietly, how can you prevent me from getting married." Zuo Rou said to Song Beiyun coquettishly, "Otherwise, I will be even more restless."
"You were snoring in my bed that day, and you couldn't sleep well. Even thunder can't wake you up!"
Zuo Rou really didn't know why, even in front of the emperor, she had never felt so uncomfortable in front of this beast, she just wanted to beat him up to feel comfortable.
"Say it quickly, you don't have to drink a toast." Zuo Rou squeezed her fingers: "Could it be that you have to be beaten severely to be honest."
Song Beiyun rolled his eyes: "Why are you like this..."
But in order not to be beaten, he still said honestly: "There are three ways to prevent you from getting married."
As soon as Zuo Rou heard it, she regained her energy and stood up straight: "Speak quickly."
"This is the first." Song Beiyun raised a finger: "It will give you a body, this will work the fastest, anyway, you are shameless, and the Wang family will definitely not want a broken shoe."
"You're the one with broken shoes!"
"The second thing is that your family or his family was ransacked and beheaded, and the nine clans were punished. Then there is no need to marry."
Zuo Rou was about to cry out of anger: "You bastard...I'm going to be angry."
"The third is actually the simplest, that is, your unmarried husband-in-law has become a scum who is good at eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and then he made it out." Song Beiyun narrowed his eyes: "Do you use the tricks of the third abuse? "
"use!"
Sure enough, Zuo Rou's etiquette, integrity, and shame have been cultivated to the home, she didn't say anything, she agreed without saying anything, how much she hates that young master of the Wang family...
Seeing Song Beiyun's contemptuous eyes, Zuo Rou felt that she might be too much, she scratched her head: "How about...choose the first one?"
"Then who are you going to conceive?"
After this question was asked, not to mention Zuo Rou, even Qiao Yun looked at Song Beiyun, and Song Beiyun looked at the two of them, and pointed to his nose: "Me? Are you crazy!"
"Then what should we do? Who else could it be? Besides, shouldn't you and my friends be there to help each other?"
"This is called mutual aid? You are driving me to death. If I really do you, let's not say whether your father will kill me or not, just live with you for the rest of my life. Let me think about it." It's all a disaster. No way."
"You hate me that much?" Zuo Rou's bamboo cup was creaked by her: "How dare you say one more thing!"
"Okay!" Song Beiyun dragged Zuo Rou into the room without saying a word, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Today is the day. I endured my nausea and treated it as bad luck."
Seeing that Song Beiyun was playing for real, Zuo Rou immediately started to feel sorry for her, refusing to enter the room desperately: "Qiaoyun help... Qiaoyun help!!!"
Qiaoyun shook her head helplessly, but she didn't go forward either, she just silently lamented that this pair of lovers is really dirty but cute.
"I choose the third and third..."
Zuo Rou begged for mercy and hugged Song Beiyun's arm: "Don't dare, really dare not."
"Don't you dare? Then shut up!"
"Oh……"
Sitting back on the stone bench again, Zuo Rou's face was flushed, and she unbuttoned her clothes without any scruples to enjoy the cool air, revealing her emerald blue gold silk twig apron.
But Song Beiyun didn't even look at it. After all, he watched too much and it was boring.
"The third thing is to start faster and execute slower."
"What do you mean?"
What else can one do with such a fool, apart from explaining?Song Beiyun began to explain to her slowly that the whole part of this plan was to create a scumbag.
Song Beiyun, son of the royal family, has seen it before. He is said to be a bad person, but he is not. At least he didn't stare at the big place when he was looking at the princess. He can be regarded as an orderly and polite man. In short, he is a nerd who wants to save face.
It is completely different from the slippery North Slope.
As for such a person, it is nothing more than a few steps to become a scumbag, but how to get in touch requires some knowledge, and the cooperation of the young man is needed here.
Although Song Beiyun knew that Zuo Fang's young master was a scheming man, not many people in Jinling City knew about him. People's most impression of him was that he was one of the top dudes in Jinling City. Work, eat, drink, prostitute, and gamble.
It just so happens that the young master and the young master Wang are related because of Zuo Rou's relationship. As long as Zuo Rou pretends to be close to the prince these days, and agrees to the marriage, and then discusses the matter with the young master, it will be natural. It's just a matter of course.
As for how to operate in the future, it depends on how Zuo Rou is doing.
"That's it?" Zuo Rou blinked and looked at Song Beiyun: "It really works?"
"The jacking is working, you just need to be responsible for the matchmaking."
"Okay..." Zuo Rou took a deep breath: "If I get close to him, what should I do if he intends to cheat on me?"
"Are you afraid of cheating? My mother, I, are you actually afraid of cheating? You are 15 years old and don't understand human affairs. You said you were afraid at night and insisted that I take a bath with you. Are you afraid of cheating?"
Zuo Rou's face turned pale, and she rushed forward to cover Song Beiyun's mouth: "Shut up, you..."
Qiao Yun stared at her young lady with wide eyes, because she didn't know about this episode... How can it be said that it is clear that a young girl and a man have such a skin relationship, as long as it is spread a little If you go out for a little while, your life is over, really.
"Then I'll go back and find my brother."
"Go, go, remember to arrange a caravan."
"Let Qiaoyun arrange it for you, and I'll go back right away."
This resolute woman strode away, she didn't know if she was shy or anxious, but she ran away in a flash.
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