Song Beiyun

"That can't be done, [-]%."

"Twenty and a half."

"make a deal."

In the social life of adults, you don’t need to care about whether the other party is telling the truth. Anyway, you don’t need to care about the truth and lies, as long as you can get benefits from it. Song Beiyun doesn’t want her body, so he can get more from her. Just grab some, anyway, she is very rich.

"By the way, Brother Yusheng and I went to Luzhou Mansion a few days ago." Song Beiyun took a sip of wine and said, "I met a princess, and the princess is very beautiful."

"Ruibao?" Zuo Rou blurted out, but immediately added: "There is only one King Fu in Luzhou Mansion, and the only princess is Princess Ruibao."

"I don't care if she belongs to Ruibao or Zhenbao."

Zuo Rou tried her best to give him a blank look: "You just told me this?"

"That's not true, I'll just tell you." Song Beiyun glanced at Zuo Rou: "Look at your age, how many years older than the princess, why can't you compare with him?"

"How much older???" Zuo Rou's voice raised an octave: "Just one year older!!! One year!!!"

"Stop yelling, one year old is old, old is old but things are not big." Song Beiyun said with a face full of contempt: "You are like this, after you get married, what if people don't like it?"

"I don't care if he likes it or not. I'm not going to marry anyway. Let me tell you, you don't have any fame. If I tell people that you're belittling me now, you'll have to go to that prison for a few days. It's time for dinner."

"How come I know such a bastard like you." Song Beiyun glared at Zuo Rou: "Okay, let me think about it for you."

"Hurry up!"

Zuo Rou has known this bastard for some years. She ran out of the house in the first year and met this bastard when she was at a loss. Unknowingly, this bastard has become an adult in a blink of an eye, but seeing him like that is not the same as back then. There is no difference, the mouth is bad, the heart is bad, and the whole person is bad.

But such a bad guy is full of bad water, he can always figure out some things that people can't figure out, and those bad moves can always have miraculous effects.

"What is the social status of that family?"

"Social status? Tell me about your background." Zuo Rou thought about it carefully, and replied softly: "The Wang family of Shandong moved here with the capital. They are the grandson of Duke Wen Sheng."

"Aren't you a princess?" Song Beiyun squinted his eyes and looked Zuorou up and down: "Wen Shenggong's grandsons are not married to ordinary people. If they are not relatives of the emperor, they are used to strengthen the emperor's control over scholars. Or It's Wang Gong's nobles, who are married with strong and strong, and have the right and the right. You... tell the truth, which princess are you."

"If I were a princess, you would have been dragged out and chopped up long ago based on the shitty things you told me. Your head would hang on the city gate and dry like a toad."

"It also makes sense..." Song Beiyun nodded: "Princess is not as good as you, at least she has a good tutor."

Zuo Rou made a gesture to hit her, but Song Beiyun directly stuffed the chicken butt into her mouth.

"Bah, bah, bah... you're going to kill you!"

"I said you are not allowed to move, and I can't beat you." Song Beiyun rolled his eyes a few times: "Is there a way? There are two ways."

"Say."

Song Beiyun poured himself a glass of wine, drank it in one gulp, took out the toilet paper and wiped his mouth: "Go, this is not a place to talk, go to your room."

Zuo Rou didn't talk nonsense, she paid the bill directly and brought Song Beiyun to her house.She is indeed rich. In the capital city of Nanjing, where every inch of land is expensive, there is a house with three entrances.

"Ah, it's comfortable..." Song Beiyun fell on Zuo Rou's bed: "I'll take your mattress later."

"Why do you want everything..." Zuo Rou sat on the chair: "Be more behaved, this is my boudoir! If someone listens to the bottom of the wall, they don't know what I have done."

"You're poor." Song Beiyun sat up from the bed: "Tell me, if you were wearing a bright red bellyband and nothing else, you would be crawling around on the bed... Hahahaha, no, no, there is a picture."

Zuo Rou took off her shoes and threw them directly in Song Beiyun's face, then kicked him onto the bed: "Tell me quickly!"

Song Beiyun stood up from the bed with his mouth squinting, and walked back and forth with Zuo Rou's shoes: "This matter is actually very difficult to handle. First of all, I can be sure that your house is not simple, but from what you see, it should be The relationship with the family is not very good, right."

"Um……"

"Now that you are at the age to get married, your family told you a suitable marriage, but you are stubborn, you refuse, and you haven't even met him." Song Beiyun shook his head and said, "If you cancel the engagement, the other party will I feel that being humiliated will tear your face apart from your family, and it will make everyone unhappy in the end. If you do some messy things outside, your parents should break your legs. Although they usually dote on you, but this It's the bottom line."

"Hmm... that's why it's difficult." Zuo Rou pointed at Song Beiyun's hand: "Return the shoes to me."

"Who cares about your broken shoes?"

"Who are you scolding!?" Zuo Rou's eyes widened: "Say it again, I will eat you raw."

Song Beiyun didn't know what she was talking about, and he didn't know why she became irritable all of a sudden, but he just gave her a surprised look: "There are two ways here, you choose one after consideration."

"You said it!"

This matter is really difficult to handle, it is difficult to find a way to get the best of both worlds, he said that there are two ways to deceive her, Song Beiyun can only think about it now, but it is really difficult to take all aspects into consideration.

"Let me think twice."

Chapter 21, March 3, the wind blows.

Thinking twice, it took more than an hour. During this period, Song Beiyun ate other people's tremella soup and other people's bird's nest porridge. Anyway, he didn't treat himself as an outsider.

"You have thought twice, and you have thought long enough."

Zuo Rou, who was sitting in the room and started soaking her feet, looked at Song Beiyun next to her: "Is it okay?"

"Girls' feet are said to be very hidden, they can't be seen by others, you...you can't wait to stuff them in my mouth." Song Beiyun looked at Zuo Rou who was wiping her feet there: "Could you restrain yourself?"

"I don't even think of you as a man." Zuo Rou put on the socks carefully: "My husband must be a hero of the world..."

"Stop! The one who said this is dead."

"You know a lot of girls."

"It's okay." Song Beiyun said, raising his neck: "I thought of it!"

"You made it up now, right?" Zuo Rou looked at Song Beiyun suspiciously: "You are really bad, and you lied to me about bird's nest."

Song Beiyun didn't bother to talk to her, just stood up and raised a finger: "The first way is to pretend to be crazy now."

"Pretend to be crazy?"

"That's right! You're insane. A dignified Mr. Wen Sheng must not keep a crazy woman in his family. As long as it is widely known that you are crazy, they will definitely not want you."

This is good!Zuo Rou asked expectantly: "Then what should I do?"

"If you pretend to be crazy, you just follow one principle. You know about mad dogs, right? Just follow the example of a mad dog, biting, barking, and eating shit."

"Huh????" Zuo Rou was stunned: "What did you say?"

"Bite, bark, eat shit." Song Beiyun repeated: "I just bite and beat anyone I see, and then bark day and night, and finally go to the street to pick up shit and eat it. Eat it twice, and everyone in the world will know You are crazy, so you can escape naturally."

Zuo Rou frowned and twisted her hair: "This... this is not the revenge of killing my father, why should I? If it makes me like this, I might as well get married, anyway, life is better than death anyway. Change it. , After thinking about it for a while, you came up with such a ghost idea."

"Then you say it works or not."

Zuo Rou thought for a while: "It will definitely work if it works, but in this life, I can still marry? Aren't you ruining the rest of my life? If one day my unrivaled hero comes, you will know that I have eaten...eat that Things, who is willing to marry?"

Song Beiyun scolded hypocritically: "Let me think twice."

"Think again! Think again, you might as well sleep here with me."

"Write the head of the family! I'm going to clean it up now."

Song Beiyun wanted to run, but was dragged back by Zuo Rou: "I'll treat you like an eagle today, if you can't explain why, don't sleep if I don't sleep."

The two of them sat in the room staring at each other. This girl really didn't want to sleep. She sat on the bed tightly wrapped up in her little clothes and stared at Song Beiyun. She was as stubborn as a leather belt, and she couldn't stop pulling it.

"I'll tell you tomorrow morning, I'll go to bed first."

"No!" Zuo Rou grabbed Song Beiyun's belt: "If you take a step out of the room, I'll beat you to death."

Song Beiyun couldn't beat her. This girl probably practiced martial arts since she was a child. Anyway, once Song Beiyun learned a few tricks from A Qiao and wanted to challenge her, but after she pushed her to the ground and beat her violently, he was sure of it. The girls must be practicing family.

And she and Song Beiyun were not polite, saying that the beating was for real...

"I don't have that inspiration right now." Song Beiyun said helplessly, "I have to find that flash of inspiration!"

"Tell me, how can I have a flash of inspiration, I will order someone to fetch it for you, and you must not step out of the room."

Song Beiyun saw how determined she was to eat a weight, so he simply played Lai away: "I'm a lecher, you know it, you can figure it out."

"alright."

Zuo Rou got up, Song Beiyun thought she was going to do something, but unexpectedly she started to move her elbow: "Then I will hit directly."

"Stop! I thought of it!!!"

"Say!"

This is probably the practical application of being close to death to comprehend the true meaning. Song Beiyun really had a flash of light just now, and he said: "The second way is to approach that young master of the Wang family with another identity, and find out whether he is a man or not." No matter what kind of person, no matter good or bad, you can win all battles if you know the root and the bottom. If he is really that kind of modest man, he will marry as soon as he gets married. Anyway, he is going to get married anyway. Don't count on being a hero. You don't have that It's not bad to marry a good man."

"What if you don't like it?"

"That's not easy. You changed your identity, and he doesn't know it's you. If you really think he's worthless, then tell your family that he's worthless. It's better for him to leave some evidence. Your family If it wasn't for the kind of shabby family that fell into poverty, you wouldn't be able to promise your daughter to that kind of scum, right?"

This suggestion seemed to be very useful, Zuo Rou thought about it back and forth, nodded thoughtfully, she knelt on the bed for a while, then lay down on her side hugging the quilt, her face was full of thinking.

"Yes!" Zuo Rou snapped her fingers imitating Song Beiyun: "That's it! You can get out."

"Then I'm going to sleep."

"Get out, get out, get out early tomorrow, I don't want to see you anymore."

"You bastard." Song Beiyun cursed angrily, "You really don't look like a human being."

Song Beiyun, who was lying on the bed, was also terribly tired, and fell asleep after a while, without a dream all night.

But the next morning, he was still awakened by a violent shaking. He tilted his head and looked at Zuo Rou who was sitting on the head of his bed, and the gas tank of getting up instantly filled up: "You are going to die!"

"I thought about it all night, but I found out that I don't know how to do those dirty tricks. Then you have to give me some advice."

"What else can you do? You're still nothing!" Song Beiyu kicked her ass: "You don't know about such trivial things?"

"He just doesn't know how..." Zuo Rou also felt a little embarrassed: "Anyway, you have to help me."

"That's fine, don't you? I'm not unruly, you know me, I don't take advantage of others, and I can't let others take advantage of me." Song Beiyu sneered, "Tell me, what can you do for me?" me something."

"Then... shall I give you the apron I wore?" Zuo Rou asked tentatively, and added: "It hasn't been washed."

"Get out! Get out of me!!! Disgusting!" Song Beiyun was furious: "What do I want that disgusting thing for? You have to pay! Do you know if you pay for it?"

"Okay, then you can ask for a price." Zuo Rou let out a long breath: "It's easy to ask for money. Okay, get out, there will be more people on the road later, if my family sees you from me Go out here, I'm afraid there will be stormy waves."

Song Beiyun was not angry, and before he left, he took a plate of rouge to take back to Aqiao, but when he walked out of the door, Zuorou stood inside and shouted: "I will go to Xiaolianzhuang to find you at that time." .”

"Remember to bring me meatloaf."

"There's so much shit." After Zuo Rou finished speaking, she closed the door with a bang.

"This girl is really heartless."

Song Beiyun grumbled, carried his small pannier on his back, and started shopping.

This time his task is to buy some things for the little bastard of King Yan, get some cotton cloth to use as diapers, and get some materials for A Qiao to make aunt's towels by the way, so this trip is a special approval from Yusheng of.

In fact, even Song Beiyun himself didn't know why he, the heavenly king, dared to slap the bastard when he came, but he obeyed Yusheng, a frail scholar, and even felt a little scared in his heart, just like he was afraid of his parents.Probably... Maybe it's because I have been cared for by these good people since I was a child, and I respect them more than I fear them.

Anyway, no matter so much, enjoying this last free time is what he needs to do now.

In Nanjing City, although the atmosphere here is still a little tense, it is much better than before. Merchants have also started their own business, which is more than ten times more lively than before.

After having breakfast on the street, he went to find Yang Niu'er first, and handed over the two spring clothes that Aunt Hong had made for him, but Yang Niu'er was an apprentice now, and she was busy with work, so She couldn't play around with Song Beiyun, so when Song Beiyun left, Yang Niu'er sent him to the alley with snot and tears.

"Brother... Brother, you should visit me often."

"Understood, don't make me sick." Song Beiyun waved to him at the entrance of the alley with a basket on his back: "Learn your skills, you know?"

"understood."

Saying goodbye to Yang Niuer, Song Beiyun was officially liberated. He first went to the gambling house to play a round, and after winning two meals, he came to the most famous restaurant in Nanjing.

Song Beiyun didn't like whoring, and he didn't like gambling very much, but he just had a few mouthfuls of delicious food. If he brought Aqiao with him in this restaurant, he would definitely not be able to eat it.Not for anything else, it's just an expensive word, a meal for two people can cost two pennies, ordinary people would never dare to come here for dinner.

Most of the people who come here are the sons of officials and rich merchants, and there is a drink here that is not available outside. Adapted to it but thinks about it almost all the time, even some famous prostitutes on the Qinhuai River flock to this thing, the name of this thing is - Coke.

"Yo, the master is here." The boy at the door immediately smiled when he saw Song Beiyun: "The autumn wind is here again?"

"My lord slapped you to death." Song Beiyun said with a smile, "I'm a half-owner. What do you mean by playing the autumn wind? Go, prepare a small private room for me."

"That's great, Grandpa."

When he came to a small private room, Song Beiyun flipped through the menu, looked around, and said to the waiter who ordered, "Xiao Cui, how long have you been here?"

"One year and three months."

"You should start working as a foreman in April." Song Beiyun ordered a few dishes: "What about the half of the boss? Haven't you come yet?"

"Here we are... blocking you at the door."

Chapter 22, March 3, four dishes and one soup