Martial arts: the salted fish swordsman who lives in the same blessing

"Are you teaching Dazui martial arts?" After Dazui left, Huang Rong asked curiously.

"That's right." Su Mu took a bite of the steamed bun, picked up the food with chopsticks, and nodded depressedly:

"Some time ago, he was deceived because he wanted to practice martial arts.

I felt sorry for him, so I agreed to teach him a martial art,

Who would have thought..."

Having said that, Su Mu shook his head and couldn't continue.

He really didn't want to talk about the big mouth anymore.

too stupid!Stupid enough to make people collapse!

"Hee hee hee..." Huang Rong thought about it, and immediately understood what was going on, and couldn't help laughing.

But at this moment, she found that Su Mu was about to finish her meal, and asked angrily:

"Hey, big villain! Didn't you see that there was a big beauty in front of you who didn't eat?

Can't you be a little gentleman, save some for me! "

"Great beauty? Where is it?!" Su Mu pretended to look around, then said in bewilderment:

"I didn't see any big beauties either."

But when Huang Rong was angry, he suddenly gave a smirk and changed his words:

"However, I 790 and found a little beauty in front of me."

"I hate it~~" Huang Rong's complexion suddenly turned from cloudy to clear, and she gave Su Mu a charming look:

"You know how to bully me.

I'm going to eat up your food and starve you to death. "

Huang Rong wrinkled Qiong's nose delicately, grabbed another steamed bun, picked up the chopsticks and grabbed the meal with Su Mu.

"Little girl. Want to grab a meal from me? Your martial arts are too low." After a teasing, Su Mu used chopsticks as a sword, and quickly pointed out!

"Hoo..." An extremely powerful sword aura came out of the chopsticks!

"Crack!" directly smashed Huang Rong's chopsticks into two knots!

Afterwards, Su Mu took a bite of steamed buns and a bite of vegetables, and began to eat happily.

"Hey, big villain, are you really going to starve me to death?!" Huang Rong threw the half of the chopsticks in her hand and asked with a depressed face.

"Why am I willing to let you go hungry?" Su Mu looked at Huang Rong with extremely affectionate eyes, and said something that made people feel sick.

But before Huang Rong was shy, she heard his words change:

"Isn't there still a steamed bun?

Eat steamed buns, you won't die of hunger. "

"Eat steamed buns?!" Suddenly, the sweetness in Huang Rong's heart turned into anger:

"You actually let me eat steamed buns? Are you still human?!"

"Look at what you said, if I wasn't human, I wouldn't even give you steamed buns." Su Mu took a sip of his rice without changing his expression, took a sip of his wine, and said with a smile:

"Don't underestimate this steamed bun.

For those who can't eat, this steamed bun may be a life-saver!

In other words, the steamed bun in your hand is very important, it can even represent a human life. "

Having said that, he spread his hands:

"Look, I have eaten such an important thing for you, which shows how much I love you."

I think Su Mu was a famous keyboard man before time travel.

He played sneakily in changing the concept secretly. .

Chapter 298 Su Mu teases Huang Rong!Guo Jing fights the injustice! [Fourth update!Good evening】

"..." Huang Rong stared at Su Mu angrily for a while, then took a hard bite of the steamed bun, as if she was biting Su Mu!

She thought she was eloquent, but she was so speechless by Su Mu that she was about to explode!

"Brother, it's wrong for you to do this." At this moment, a simple and honest young man at the next table suddenly came over.

"Huh?" Su Mu blinked, looked at the simple and honest young man with a puzzled face and asked:

"What's wrong?"

He hasn't reacted yet.

After all, anyone can see that he has a close relationship with Huang Rong,

It was just flirting just now.

"You shouldn't treat this girl harshly." The honest young man looked at Su Mu seriously and said:

"This girl just wants to eat something, why don't you give it to her?"

As he spoke, he pointed to the dishes on the table:

"Three big dishes are enough for two people, why are you so stingy?"

"..." Su Mudun was dumbfounded.

Brother, we are flirting here, do you have a penny relationship with you? !

"Hee hee hee..." Huang Rong rolled her eyes and immediately started laughing like a little mouse.

Dodging to the back of the honest young man, pretending to be pitiful, nodded:

"This young man is so right, this man is a big villain!

On weekdays, not only does he not give me food, but he also forces me to do this and that, which is really too much! "

As she spoke, she raised her head slightly to look at the simple and honest young man, and said pitifully:

"Young man, you have to call the shots for me."

"Don't worry, girl, my master taught me to "draw your sword to help when you see injustice", and I will definitely make the decision for you!" After nodding seriously, the honest young man turned his head to look at Su Mu, and said very sincerely:

"Master, this girl is so thin, it must be because she doesn't have enough to eat.

I hope you can feed her more in the future.

If your money is not enough, I can make it up for you. "

As he spoke, he really took out a large ingot of gold from his bag and put it on the table:

"Although I don't know how many meals these gold can exchange for, it must be enough for this girl to eat a lot of meals."

Although what he said was very sincere, no matter who he was, he could feel the air of a local tyrant.

"..." Su Mu looked down at the gold on the table, then looked up at the simple and honest young man, a little dumbfounded.

It was the first time he was hit with money.

"Hee hee hee..." Huang Rong was immediately amused, picked up the ingot of gold, shook it in front of Su Mu, and said triumphantly:

"Big villain, do you see that?

You don't love me, there are still many people who love me. "

At this moment, Huang Rong was very proud, who wouldn't want to highlight their importance in front of their sweetheart?

"Am I being slapped in the face by a local tyrant〃?" "After Su Mu shook his head dumbfounded, he also thought of playing around.

With a flip of his hand, he took out an ingot of gold the size of a human head from the system space!

With a bang of "Peng", it hit the table almost crookedly!

Afterwards, Su Mu pretended to shrug his shoulders helplessly, and said to the simple and honest young man:

"This young man, it's not that I don't want her to be full, but that she eats too much."

Having said that, he pointed to the ingot of gold on the table:

"Such a large ingot of gold is only enough for her to eat, and I can hardly afford it!

Pigs are not as edible as hers. "

"You are the pig!" Huang Rong glared at Su Mu angrily:

"Who would believe your nonsense!"

Anyone with common sense can calculate that this ingot of gold is enough to buy several thousand shi of grain.

How could he, a thin little girl, eat so much?

However, there was a person without common sense on the scene, and this person was the simple and honest young man.

"Ah?!" After hearing Su Mu's words, he immediately widened his eyes and mouth, and looked at Huang Rong in shock.

After a long time, he stammered and asked:

"This... girl, can you eat a dozen horses in one meal?"

In the values ​​of this simple and honest young man, his ingot of gold is enough to buy a nice BMW.

And Su Mu's ingot of gold is more than ten times his.

In other words, Huang Rong could eat more than ten horses in one meal?This is scary!

"You really believed his nonsense?" Huang Rong was even more confused, covering her small mouth, and looked at the simple and honest young man in disbelief:

"Didn't you hear he was lying?"

She really wanted to saw off the man's head and see what was inside!

To what extent do you have to be so stupid to believe Su Mu's ridiculous nonsense?

"Oh, it turned out to be a lie." The honest young man breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Su Mu, and said seriously:

"My lord, it's wrong to lie to people.

My master said that anyone who likes to lie is a bad person, so I must be careful of him. "

As he spoke, he suddenly reached out and grabbed Huang Rong's arm.

"Whew..." Huang Rong was very vigilant, and immediately dodged his hand, and asked vigilantly:

"What do you want?!"

"Da!" Even Su Mu didn't have the heart to eat anymore. After putting the chopsticks on the table, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and the sword intent rose from his body, targeting the simple and honest young man!

Grabbing Huang Rong's arm in front of him, isn't that taking him too seriously? !

"I...I want to pull you away from this bad guy." The honest young man scratched the back of his head, pointed at Su Mu and said:

"This man cheats, then he is a bad man,

Girl, you should stay away from him, or you will suffer. "

"Pfft! Giggle..." Huang Rong covered her small mouth and laughed coquettishly.

Huang Rong was already extremely beautiful, like an elf between heaven and earth, and this smile made people feel like spring flowers are blooming.

The honest young man was dumbfounded, and even Su Mu, who was used to seeing beauties, lost his mind for a moment.

But that simple and honest young man was more direct than Su Mu!

"Girl, you...you are so beautiful." He stared blankly at Huang Rong, and praised bluntly.

"Hee hee...you don't need to say that?!" After Huang Rong smiled triumphantly, she gave Su Mu a charming look:

"It's a pity that some people have blind eyes and don't know how to appreciate the beauty of this girl."

At this moment, Huang Rong had completely let go of her vigilance.

Because in her opinion, this simple and honest young man is a fool who has never seen the world, and there is really nothing to be wary of.

"That's right." The honest young man nodded seriously:

"You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Those who think you are not beautiful are really blind. "

"Hehehe..." Huang Rong smiled even more happily, patted Su Mu's shoulder lightly, and said triumphantly: