Martial arts: the salted fish swordsman who lives in the same blessing

"Master Zhang, please send someone to spread the word in Jianghu, just say it's evil..."

"I am willing to be your maid!" Before Su Mu could finish the words "evil emperor relic", Wanwan's pupils shrank, and she hurriedly stopped him loudly.

Because she shouted too urgently and too fast, she even broke her voice.

She couldn't help but be in a hurry, if Su Mu really let the two news spread all over the world, then their Demon Sect would be hit hard.

In contrast, being wronged by oneself is really nothing.

Moreover, after becoming a maid, she can study Su Mu openly.

After finding his weakness, he will definitely be able to bow down under his skirt.

Thinking of this, Wanwan didn't feel ashamed anymore.

Looking up at Su Mu's eyes slightly, she said sincerely:

"In fact, people have always admired the young master.

Now that she has the opportunity to become the young master's maid, she is too late to be happy. "

Well, it's delicious. .

Chapter 41 The daily "fight" with Wanwan! [Fifth update, please support me!Thanks! 】

The next morning.

"Ha~~" After waking up, Su Mu sat up, stretched, and yawned.

"Squeak..." Just as he was about to go out to wash up, Wanwan came in with a copper basin pushing the door open.

Afterwards, under Su Mu's astonished gaze, she put the copper basin on the washstand beside her.

Rou Ning caressed the warm water, and after testing the temperature of the water, she turned her head to look at the stunned Su Mu and said softly:

"My lord, please wash up."

"..." Su Mu suddenly became vigilant, put on his shoes, and looked at Wanwan warily:

"Little Witch Wanwan, what tricks are you going to play again?"

"How can someone play tricks?" Wanwan looked at Su Mu with an innocent face, and said aggrievedly:

"She is your maid now, so of course she has to take care of you to wash up."

As she spoke, she pointed to the copper basin, bent slightly, lowered her head and whispered:

"The warm water has been adjusted, sir, please wash up."

At this time, Wanwan looked like a qualified maid.

But Su Mu didn't relax his vigilance.

Because he knew that Wanwan would never give in!

But in order to find out what trick Wanwan was playing, he still came to the copper basin.

He dipped his hand in a little water, put it under his nose, and smelled it lightly.

"Huh?" Afterwards, Su Mu looked at Wan Wan in surprise:

"You didn't poison the water?"

He also thought that the reason why Wanwan was so obedient was to let him relax his vigilance and wash his face with poisonous water.

But I didn't expect that the water was not poisonous.

"My lord, you have misunderstood him too much." As soon as Su Mu finished speaking, Wanwan burst into tears as if she had been greatly wronged.

Looking up at Su Mu, the tears were very pity.

However, Su Mu was not deceived by Wanwan's pitiful appearance.

Just this little witch, she won't cry even if you cut off his arm!

How could you cry over such a trivial matter?

"Ah..." Seeing that Su Mu was indifferent to her tears, Wanwan sighed pretending to be disappointed, bit her lips tightly, lowered her head, and whispered again:

"My lord, please wash up."

"Huh?!" Su Mu narrowed his eyes after hearing this.

He sensed that something was wrong, why did Wanwan repeatedly urge him to wash up?

Thinking of this, he looked at the copper basin and water vigilantly, and sniffed it a few times, but still found no poison.

Then, he looked thoughtfully at the towel placed next to the copper basin:

"Is this thing poisonous?"

Thinking of this, Su Mu filled his hands with internal energy, grabbed the towel and threw it outside:

"I don't like to wipe my face with this towel!"

After speaking, he looked at Wanwan from the corner of his eye.

When he saw the astonishment in her eyes, Su Mu said in his heart: "Sure enough"!

Then, he bent down and washed his face.

However, even if he was washing his face, he straightened his body, for fear of Wanwan's sneak attack.

"..." Wanwan looked at Su Mu, who was washing his face, full of depression.

This person is really annoying, why are you so vigilant?If you let me succeed, I will die once.

That's right, she did poison Su Mu just now.

The poison was odd, consisting of the sap of two common, tasteless plants.

One kind alone is not poisonous, but when the two are combined, it will become an itching poison that makes people feel unbearably itchy.

Originally, Wanwan put the two kinds of plant juices in the towel and water respectively.

I want to come up with a way to do the same thing, and give it to the other body, so that Su Mu can also try the unbearable itching feeling.

But she didn't expect that Su Mu would see through it, which made her very depressed.

"Why are you standing there? Why don't you change my clothes quickly?!" Just when Wanwan was depressed, Su Mu finished washing, opened his hands, and said lazily.

"..." Wanwan looked at Su Mu who looked like a gentleman, and her white teeth were about to be crushed.

However, in the end she still gave Su Mu a hard look, took the clothes angrily, and put them on rudely for him.

"Be gentle!" After feeling Wanwan's rude movements, Su Mu glared at her angrily:

"Although you are a bit stupid, you are still a girl, why don't you know what gentleness is?

If outsiders saw it, they would think you were killing someone! "

"I'm so sorry for not being gentle!" Wanwan gave Su Mu a blank look, and then continued to dress Su Mu with that rude gesture.

"Hmph..." Seeing this, Su Mu didn't care, after humming twice, he casually said:

"If you keep being so rude, I'm going to be in a bad mood.

When I'm in a bad mood, I like to drink.

And once a person is drunk, he will talk nonsense, and maybe he will say something that shouldn't be said.

for example......"

Having said that, he turned his head slightly and gave Wanwan a meaningful look:

"Maybe I will accidentally tell Zhang Zhenren some secrets."

"I know, don't always use this matter to threaten others!" Wanwan was even angrier when she heard this, but there was nothing she could do.

After giving Su Mu a white look, his movements became very gentle, which made him enjoy it a lot.

"Is there anything else you can do, my lord? If it's okay, I'm going to clean the courtyard." After changing Su Mu's clothes, Wan Wan asked with a blank expression.

"It's okay, let's go." Su Mu took off the wine gourd and took a sip of the wine, then waved his hand lazily, as if chasing flies away.

"Crackling..." Wanwan gritted her teeth.

But in the end it still didn't happen.

After giving Su Mu a hard look, he walked out angrily.

When she came to the courtyard, she picked up the broom beside her and began to sweep vigorously.

"Shua! Shua! Shua!" She swept very hard, even using her internal strength!

Every blow smashed the fallen leaves on the ground.

Afterwards, she fetched another basin of water, intending to scrub the gate.

"Oh! Girl, don't move! Let the old man do the math for you!" Wanwan just walked out with the basin when she heard an exclamation from the side.

Then I saw a fortune teller with a gray beard and a flag sailing over.

He looked at Wanwan's graceful figure and peerless face, and secretly swallowed.

Afterwards, he pretended to pinch his fingers a few times, and said solemnly:

"Girl, the old man calculated that you have suffered a bloody disaster in recent days!"

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Chapter 42 Wan Wan beats the secret! 【Good evening】

"..." Wanwan stared blankly at the fortune teller for a while, then suddenly revealed a smile that made Baihua look pale, and asked sweetly:

"Old gentleman, are you a fortune teller?"

"Uh..." The old man was instantly fascinated by Wanwan's smile.

However, he still has a bit of Taoism, forcibly restraining the distracting thoughts in his heart.

"Exactly!" He swallowed, nodded, and looked at Wan Wan with a serious look:

"The old lady is called Tianji Layman, and she is traveling around the world.

After meeting the girl today, I found that the girl's forehead was covered with dark clouds, and her luck was bloodshot, which was a sign of a bloody disaster. "

Having said that, he couldn't help but look at Wan Wan again, and said in a serious manner:

"The old man is kind-hearted, and he can't see such human tragedies, so he deliberately showed up to enlighten the girl."

"Tianji...a fortune teller..." Wanwan smiled even sweeter after capturing these two key pieces of information:

"That's great. I'm looking for a fortune teller."

"Ahem..." The fortune teller didn't expect such a coincidence, and suddenly felt that he was beautiful and blessed.

After coughing twice, he pretended to be serious and asked:

"I don't know what it means for a girl to find a fortune teller?

Does the girl also know that she has a bloody disaster? "

"No." After shaking her head, Wan Wan smiled sweetly:

"Recently, I've been bullied by a fortune teller..."

"Which bastard is so ignorant of compassion?!" Before Wanwan finished speaking, the fortune teller became anxious.

In his opinion, such a beautiful woman, it's too late to love her, how could anyone be willing to bully her?

"Mr. is right, he's a bastard!" Wanwan nodded in agreement, looked at the fortune teller, and said in a sweet voice:

"But that's a capable bastard.

People can't deal with him, so I always hold a sulky breath in my heart. "

As she spoke, she smiled at the fortune teller:

"And sir, like that man, is a fortune teller.

There is also the word "Tianji" in the name, presumably all of this is God's will. "

As she spoke, she slowly approached the fortune teller.

"Uh..." The fortune teller also sensed that something was wrong. After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he took two steps back and asked awkwardly:

"What do you mean by the girl... you want to vent your anger on the old man?"