Martial arts: the salted fish swordsman who lives in the same blessing

Could it be that the liar is so good at deceiving people?

Thinking of this, Su Mu quickly pressed his hand:

"All right, all right, stop practicing."

"Ha!" Dazui was still a little unfinished, and he stopped after practicing another move.

Then, he looked at Su Mu expectantly and said:

"Xiao Su, how about my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?

What level of kung fu is considered in the arena. ".

Chapter 242 Subduing the Dragon Ten Slaps!The undefeated East is coming! [Fifth update! 】

"No level." Su Mu shook his head with black lines all over his head.

"No level? How is this possible?!" Dazui didn't believe this fact, and asked with luck:

"Could it be that this technique is already so advanced that it is difficult to evaluate it?"

In fact, even he himself didn't believe it.

It's just that he still has the last glimmer of hope, hoping that what he is practicing is a peerless martial art.

"What beautiful things are you thinking about?" Su Mu rolled his eyes and said angrily:

"Let's put it this way, those jugglers on the street are better than you!"

To be honest, what Da Zui practiced was not kung fu at all, but some kung fu-like movements.

"..." Dazui fell silent.

Although he had guessed this result a long time ago, after hearing Su Mu's evaluation, he was still a little disappointed.

"Okay, don't be dejected, follow me to find your master." Su Mu patted Da Zui's shoulder and comforted:

"As long as I find your master, I will teach you a fairly good martial art."

"Really?!" Dazui asked in surprise with his eyes shining.

He didn't expect that there would be a surprise.

"Why are you lying to me?" Su Mu took a sip of wine, glanced at him, and waved his hand:

"Let's go, let's find your master together."

After finishing speaking, Su Mu and the others took Lu Xiaofeng and Zhu Houzhao, who were joining in the fun, to Cuiwei Mountain.

After they arrived at Cuiwei Mountain, the four of them found the liar's residence under the guidance of Da Zui.

I saw a dilapidated log cabin in the middle of a lush forest.

There was a pile of fire in the wooden house, and a fat old man in coarse linen was roasting a chicken inside.

"Sniff sniff..." Suddenly, Hong Qigong moved his nose and his eyes lit up:

"The old swindler's workmanship is not bad."

After finishing speaking, he kicked his feet and turned into an afterimage and came to the cabin.

Before the old liar could react, he grabbed the roasted pheasant.

A sip of wine, a sip of chicken, and I ate it with relish.

"You... who are you? Why did you take the old man's chicken?!" The old liar was startled, and stammered, pointing at Hong Qigong and asked.

"Hehe..." Hong Qigong took a sip of wine and smiled heartily:

"The old beggar's name is Hong Qigong.

I heard that there is an expert here who can subdue the dragon with eighteen palms.

Coincidentally, the old beggar also knows this palm technique, so he came to ask for advice. "

Hong Qigong ate the chicken very quickly. As soon as he finished speaking, there was only a pile of bones left in a chicken.

Afterwards, he threw the chicken bones aside, wiped the oil on his hands casually, and put on a posture:

"Come on, let's learn about the eighteen dragon descending palms."

"Discussion?" The old liar was taken aback, his eyes flustered.

He is a liar who doesn't know martial arts, how dare he compete with others?

But when he saw Big Mouth, he suddenly returned to his appearance as a hermit.

He stroked his beard, his eyelids sank slightly, and said inscrutablely:

"Big mouth, are these your friends?

Didn't the teacher tell you a long time ago that the teacher doesn't want to see outsiders? !

Quickly take them away, otherwise the teacher will drive you out of the teacher's door! "

"..." Dazui looked at the old liar for a while with a complicated expression, then pointed at Hong Qigong:

"Master... Didn't you hear his self-introduction? He is Hong Qigong!"

Facing the genuine Hong Qigong, this old liar dared to put on a show, and his big mouth was convinced.

"So what about Hong Qigong?" The old liar didn't react for a while, and sneered:

"I told you that I didn't see anyone...wait a minute! Hong... Hong Qigong?!"

Before the old liar finished speaking, he suddenly reacted, widened his eyes, and looked at Hong Qigong in horror:

"You...you are Hong Qigong, the leader of the beggar gang?"

"Ha, it seems that the old beggar still has some reputation." After Hong Qigong laughed, he moved his right palm forward slightly:

"This gentleman, the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms of the Beggar Gang, please!"

"No, no, no! I won't hit you, I won't fight you..." The old liar was frightened, shook his head repeatedly, and couldn't stop backing away.

It wasn't until he shrank into a corner that he felt a slight sense of security.

"Don't fight? Heh...you can't help it!" After Hong Qigong sneered, he twisted his waist and pushed hard with both palms!

"The dragon swings its tail!"

"Yin~~" A dragon's cry resounded through the entire wooden house, and a golden dragon shadow came out of its palm!

"Boom!!!" With a loud noise, a big hole several feet thick was knocked out of the wooden wall beside the old liar's cheek!

Hong Qigong had his own moral values, and in his opinion, although this old crook was hateful, he was not guilty of death, so it was enough to scare him.

"..." The old liar turned his head stiffly, looked at the big hole, then at Hong Qigong, rolled his eyes, and collapsed limply on the ground.

But he was stunned!

"Tsk, what a coward." Lu Xiaofeng shook his head boringly.

"Are all liars in this world so timid?" Zhu Houzhao looked at the old liar curiously and asked.

He originally thought that liars were all daring, but the reality disappointed him.

"If he had the guts, he wouldn't have attacked Dazui, he would have deceived the people in the Jianghu." After shaking his head, Su Mu came to the old liar.

And pointing to a sword, lightly tap the center of his brow!

"Om..." A subtle sword energy entered the old liar's eyebrows.

"Hmm!" The old liar felt a sharp pain between his brows, couldn't help but groaned, and slowly opened his eyes.

"..." The old liar who had just woken up hadn't recovered yet, and his expression was very dazed.

But when he looked at Su Mu blankly, and then looked around, he immediately recalled what happened just now!

"Mother!!!"

The old liar suddenly screamed, got up, and ran to a corner away from the few people.

Squatting on the ground, crossing his chest with his hands, he asked tremblingly:

"You... what are you doing?

Isn't it just a trick to eat and drink, is it necessary to invite such a big man? ! "

After finishing speaking, he gave Hong Qigong a horrified look.

At this time, the old liar felt very wronged.

Didn't I just see that Dazui has a fat head and big ears, and he looks like a good cook, so I tricked him into eating and drinking?

Is it necessary to use such a big battle?

"Heh! If you just tricked me into eating and drinking, the old beggar wouldn't be as knowledgeable as you." After Hong Qigong sneered, he pointed to his big mouth:

"But you absolutely shouldn't, you shouldn't have lied to Dazui that you taught him Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!

The Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon is the magical skill of my Beggar Clan. If you use it falsely, the old beggar will of course have to settle accounts with you! "

"Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!" Hearing this, the old liar shook his head and said:

"What I taught Da Zui was not the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon, but the Ten Slaps of Subduing the Dragon."

He pointed to his palm:

"It's the slap of this slap."

"..." Although what he said was a bit convoluted, everyone understood what he said, and their faces were speechless.

They never expected that the old liar would have planned his retreat in advance.

"Several heroes." Seeing that the crowd stopped talking, the old liar hurriedly stood up and bowed his hands to the crowd, saying flatteringly:

"Look, I didn't do anything serious, I just cheated on some food and drink.

Don't get acquainted with me.

I promise that I will be an honest person in the future, and I will never dare to cheat again! "

Although he spoke humbly, there was a glimmer of pride in his eyes.

At the beginning, he was afraid that the beggar gang would make trouble for him, so he deliberately used the homonym.

In this way, even if he is approached, he still has something to say:

"You Beggar Gang practiced the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon, but I practiced the Ten Slaps of Subduing the Dragon.

Although the name is similar, it is not a kind of martial arts. "

Now it seems that his preparations have really played a big role.

"Hehe..." Su Mu noticed the smug look in the old liar's eyes, and after a playful laugh, he turned to look at Lu Xiaofeng and asked:

"Lu Xiaoji, according to the laws of the Ming Dynasty, what is the crime of breaking into other people's houses and stealing other people's property?"

"Should receive [-] boards and be imprisoned for five years." Lu Xiaofeng replied subconsciously and asked curiously:

"Brother Su, why did you suddenly ask about this?"

"Because of 760, this piece of Cuiwei Mountain is mine." After Su Mu replied with a smile, he looked at the dumbfounded old liar:

"Old guy, you broke into my Cuiwei Mountain and cut down the trees on Cuiwei Mountain without permission, just like sneaking into someone's house to steal property.

In other words, even if we don't pursue your deception, you have committed a crime! "

"Cuiwei Mountain is yours?!" The old liar was stunned.

Such a large mountain forest is owned by an individual, how rich this person is.

"That's right." Su Mu nodded with a smile:

"Are you going to the Yamen by yourself, or am I arresting you?"

"..." After being stunned for a while, the old liar suddenly pointed outside and shouted loudly:

"Look! Fairy Chang'e has descended!"

"..." Everyone looked at the old liar speechlessly, and no one turned their heads.

Just kidding, how could this trick of tricking children fool them?

"Uh..." The old liar planned to trick everyone into turning around, and then tried to escape, but he didn't want Su Mu and the others to be tricked, so he felt embarrassed immediately, and laughed dryly:

"Maybe it's my old eyesight that made a mistake, so I'm going to surrender right now."