Unlimited: I, the self-selection system, check in the heavens

A face instantly became serious.

He asked scoldingly, "What are you doing in such a panic? Are you dying?"

"Male and female! What a crime! They're targeting us! Catcher Xing said it!"

Shopkeeper Tong's eyes were filled with tears of grievance, and he couldn't even speak clearly.

She never thought that such a day would come to her.

Because of doing a few unremarkable good deeds, I was forced to leave this place I like.

"Wait! It's a bit messy! I'll stroke it."

Bai Zhantang rubbed his temples, sorted out his thoughts, and said, "You mean, Catcher Xing said that the male and female twins who committed crimes came to our Seven Heroes Town, and then set their eyes on us?"

"exactly!"

Shopkeeper Tong calmed down for a moment, and said, "Let's go as soon as possible, the farther the better, you go and inform Qin Chu, Dazui and Xiucai, and I'll pack up."

"Not at all! It's just two little thieves."

Bai Zhantang showed disdain, and said: "I think back then, when I wandered the rivers and lakes, I don't know how many people tried to defeat me and kill me. I haven't seen any big winds and waves. I didn't live well in the end."

"Shopkeeper, you know my strength, if they dare to come, we will let them come and go!"

"Right, Chu Qin?"

Qin Chu: "..."

Qin Chu, who was eating melon seeds and watching the fun, was suddenly called by Bai Zhantang, and he didn't react, so he nodded his head twice in a daze.

As if inspired, Bai Zhantang smiled gently at Shopkeeper Tong, and said, "With the two of us here, it's all right!"

"Dip the sugar! The inn is all up to you."

"Don't worry, Xiangyu!"

...

a few days later...

The news of the male and female double evil spread throughout Qixia Town, the people were panicked, and the streets were empty.

With no customers, Tongfu Inn naturally closed down.

With the closure of the Tongfu Inn, Qin Chu's storytelling booth could not be opened, so he simply went to the backyard of the inn to practice Lingbo Weibo.

And the culprit who caused everything was watching the sunset by the creek ten miles east of Qixia Town, eating the dry food he carried with him.

The man in Tsing Yi said: "Miss, what should we do next?"

"Go to Qixia Town!"

"What are you going there for?"

The man in white, while wiping the long sword, was aggrieved and said:

"There is a black-hearted inn over there. It not only kills people and sells them, but also makes people into dishes for sale."

"Is there such a thing?"

The man in Tsing Yi looked shocked, and asked: "Such a shop that has no conscience, will the government of Qixia Town ignore it?"

"An ancient saying goes: "Wealth touches people's hearts." "

"According to my guess, the magistrate of the county was probably bribed by them."

The man in white looked solemn, and said: "Our enemy this time is very powerful, Xiaoqing, are you afraid?"

"Miss is not afraid, and Xiaoqing is not afraid either!"

"Okay! Sure enough, I saw you right!"

"We have come all the way from the capital, and we have never seen such a place where filth is hidden. If we uproot it this time, we will be completely famous in the world."

The man in white was so excited that even his hands couldn't help shaking.

"That's great!"

The man in Tsing Yi was also very excited, and said: "However, Miss, I have a question that I haven't figured out."

"what is the problem?"

"Where did you get the news?"

"This news, you have to find out with your heart!"

The man in white smiled proudly, and said: "Do you still remember? Half a month ago, you and I were resting at Shibalipu, and we overheard a merchant say, "The cooking at the inn in Qixia Town is salty. "

I didn't pay much attention at the time, but after thinking about it carefully, how could a normal cook fail to control the amount of salt and kill people alive? "

"Yes! How is that possible?"

The person in Tsing Yi suddenly realized: "How can a person who can't control the amount of salt be the chef of an inn? Unless the shopkeeper is a fool."

At the same time, shopkeeper Tong in the Tongfu Inn, ten miles away, suddenly sneezed.

"That's why I dare to conclude that there must be something wrong with this inn!"

The man in white continued: "Since that day, I have been paying attention to the news of Qixia Town. The hard work pays off, and one day I finally found a clue. Some people said: "The meat in that inn has a problem, it is difficult to swallow .” Just imagine, what kind of meat would be hard to swallow? "

"Could it be...human flesh?"

"Not bad!"

The man in white hung the polished long sword on his waist, and said: "Our enemies this time are not only murderous butchers, but also moths in government offices. You and I are weak, so we must act cautiously. It’s good to be able to defeat each one.”

"Do you have any good plans?"

Xiaoqing rubbed her chin, thought hard for a while, blinked her eyes and said: "How about this, after nightfall, you and I will sneak into Qixia Town secretly."

"In this way, firstly, we can avoid the eyeliner of the dog officer, secondly, it will be more convenient for us to move after dark, and thirdly, we can also defeat each one as the lady said."

"Good plan!"

The man in white slapped his thigh and said: "Just as you said, first get rid of the Black Heart Inn, and then punish the government officials!"

Chapter 5: A pair of stupid thieves

In the Tongfu Inn, shopkeeper Tong stood in the lobby and gave orders, saying:

"Dazui, go and scatter the chicken blood you saved today at the door, remember to scatter it evenly, and don't leave any chicken feathers."

"Old Bai, go and take down the red lantern at the door, we won't light it tonight."

"Scholar... As for you, just use your feather duster to sweep the dust."

And Qin Chu was still sitting at the door, eating melon seeds and watching everyone's busy work inside and out.

Shopkeeper Tong pinched his waist, raised his eyebrows and said: "I have set a resounding name for this plan, and it is called Zhichuang Shuangsha. Let them come and keep them."

...

Time flies by.

It was evening outside.

In the lobby of Tongfu Inn, all the staff looked dignified and sat around the elm table.

"Shopkeeper, is your plan going to work? Why does the more I look at our inn, the more it looks like a black shop?"

Bai Zhantang stood restlessly, pacing back and forth in the lobby, although he said that he didn't care about male and female double evil, but he was still a little uncertain.

After all, these two bastards, male and female, have only recently appeared in the arena, and there is no information to refer to their martial arts.

"That's right! Even you yourself said that our Tongfu is a black shop, what do you think about the male and female twins who only pick out good people?"

"Think of us as colleagues?"

"If they don't come, they are considered sensible. If they really come to our Tongfu Inn...my bag of Mongolian sweat medicine will come in handy."

Bai Zhantang slapped his thigh and said, "Oh my god, shopkeeper, why do you have such a brain, you are too smart!"

Qin Chu smiled, turned his attention to shopkeeper Tong, and said: "Based on deceiving the sky and crossing the sea, adding the strategy of stealing the sky and exchanging the sun for improvement, so as to achieve the purpose of deceiving people with fake ones, shopkeeper Tong is talented!"

Tong Xiangyu, who was sitting on the grand teacher's chair, smiled slightly and raised his head proudly, as if he liked this kind of rainbow fart very much.

The first flatterer of Tongfu Inn, Qin Chu is the second, who dares to be the first?

Li Dazui gave a thumbs up and praised: "Oh my god, shopkeeper, you are too good. If you want to eat something, I will make it for you now!"

Lu Xiucai shook his head and said, "Shopkeeper, I didn't understand until I met you, what does Mr. mean by learning and applying. I'm ashamed, ashamed!"

Bai Zhantang was not to be outdone, and said, "Shopkeeper, if you were born in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, you would not be given three points to Jin, but three points to Tong!"

good guy...

All the flattering kings of Tongfu Inn mobilized, starting from various angles and with various voices, to have a series of rainbow farts.

"Okay, okay, just play for a while, and I will become a fairy."

Shopkeeper Tong is very shrewd, how can he not see that everyone is flattering on purpose, obviously this idea is very common.

However, there is one thing to say, this feeling of being praised...

Quite comfortable.

...

Qixia Town, East Gate.

Two slender watchmen wearing bamboo hats came slowly from the corner of the street. One of them held a gong in one hand, the other held a bang in one hand, and each had a long sword hanging from their waists.

"Beware of thieves, burglars, watch out for candles!"

The two looked sneaky, and walked while observing the shops on both sides of the street. They didn't know why it was dark or they were not familiar with the environment, but they bumped into the pillars at the entrance of "Qian Shi Pawn Shop".

"Ouch!"

"Miss! Are you all right?"

The person who bumped into the pillar stomped his feet angrily, and said angrily, "What a mess! There's not even a lantern! I'm so pissed off!"

"Who is there!"

Xing Butou's voice came from the other side of the street. It turned out that he was on duty to patrol the street today.

"Miss, let's go! We have been found!"

The two quickly threw the camouflaged things on the ground, turned their heads and headed towards the alleys on both sides of the street.

"It took no effort to get it."

"Where did the little thief escape!"

Xing Butou was eager to solve the case, and completely forgot the reputation of the male and female dual evil spirits, and ran towards him with a knife while laughing.

That appearance is just "two characters".

Thieves are fucking crazy!

The three of them chased each other and galloped all the way, turning around in the small alleys, bumping around like headless chickens.

Unexpectedly, the two people in front got into a dead end because they were not familiar with the road. In front of them was a wall nearly two meters high.

"Huh...huh..."

"It seems that the lightness kung fu that I have practiced hard for more than ten years is finally going to come in handy!"

The voice just fell...

She took two run-up steps, jumped up, and rushed towards the wall like a roc.

"Ouch!"

"Xiaoqing, give me a quick push, I can't go up..."

"Here comes the lady!"

"Oh!"

"Miss, don't step on my face."

I have to say that the lightness skills of these two stupid thieves are really bad.

The wall was less than two meters, and the two had to jump several times before going up.