Unlimited: I, the self-selection system, check in the heavens

The monks can't even replenish energy through aura.

"Apocalypse Era!"

Qin Chu understood everything in an instant.

If you can't continue to practice, the monks will die of old age sooner or later, which is the reason for the disappearance of the gods.

After all, the gods in this world are relatively weak, and they are not like real mythical figures at all, moving mountains and filling seas with a wave of their hands.

And the Bull Demon King is desperate to research the cause of the elixir.

Probably because he discovered the Dharma-ending Era!

"Silly girl, the video communication function, the king of yellow eyebrows."

"Hold on!"

...

Xidan Park…

"Woooooooo..."

Huang Mei sat on the ground and grinned loudly.

He has never been so wronged in his life!

The famous name of more than 600 years!

Destroyed at once!

Ah!

【Mr. Qin Chu requested a wireless video call with you, do you accept it? 】

Hear this voice.

Huang Mei hurriedly got up from the ground, looked around and said, "Silly girl! Qin Chu!"

It was this silly girl who tricked her to come here at the beginning, and now she wants to cheat her to send herself back to Xiaoxitian.

[Do you accept it? 】

"Silly girl where are you?"

Huang Mei yelled towards the sky: "Can you send me back to Xiaoxitian quickly! Qin Chu, I promise you, I will never eat Tang Monk meat again!"

[Do you accept it? 】

...

staircase…

Sha Niu looked directly at Qin Chu and said, "The king with yellow eyebrows also refused this call."

"Refused?"

Qin Chu stroked his chin and said, "Airplane mode, look for Huangmei."

"Give me a kiss, and I'll take you there!"

Silly girl repeated her old trick, pointing to her own face.

"Ugh…"

Qin Chu stroked his forehead and said: "Silly girl, the expression option is "good". "

He finally understood why in the original book, the big guys didn't choose the bad mode.

Because it is too wordy!

"Yes!"

Sha Niu waved her hand, and countless information codes enveloped her body.

In the blink of an eye, she changed into a red dress and even her expression changed.

"Look for Yellowbrow."

"Yes!"

Silly girl saluted, smiled and said: "Brother Qin, hold on tight, silly girl will take you to fly there."

"Don't forget—Wuhu...the silly girl is invisible!"

"The virtual world function is turned on."

The two flew out of the mall all the way.

Qin Chu also took a bottle of perfume and threw the money on the counter.

"What a whoosh."

The cashier looked confused and lowered his head to check the authenticity of the coins.

...

A moment later, Xidan Park.

"My lord...help me!"

Qin Chu rode a motorcycle and wandered around Huang Mei.

And Sha Niu stood incognito under a tree not far away, watching Qin Chu mischievously with a smile.

"Your Majesty can't do it anymore, you can fend for yourself."

"Destroy it, hurry up, my king is tired."

Huang Mei had given up and lay on the ground with her head up.

Not to mention whether he can catch up with the motorcycle, even if he can catch up, it's useless!

As long as he can't find the silly girl, he will never be able to go back to Xiao Xitian in his life.

"Ok?"

Qin Chu sat in the car and asked with a smile: "Your Majesty, are you not going back to Xiaoxitian?"

"Fuck back."

"This silly girl, she even brought me here and left her alone!"

Huang Mei pinched his waist and said angrily: "When I see her again, I must fight her to the death!"

"Who is the big silly girl?"

Qin Chu shrugged and asked knowingly.

"I told you you didn't understand."

Huang Mei waved his hand and asked, "By the way, do you still have anything to eat?"

He suddenly thought of the fried chicken on Qin Chu's body, which smelled much better than Tang Monk's meat!

"Gone…"

Qin Chu sat beside him and asked, "Your Majesty, I hear what you mean. You don't seem to be from here?"

He wanted to test whether the king with yellow eyebrows had ever heard of him.

For example, in the original book, Sun Wukong and others know Lu Xiaoqian the same way.

"Why are you asking so much nonsense?"

Huang Mei frowned, and said very unhappy: "Hurry up and get some food for my king!"

Qin Chu shrugged and said, "I have no money."

"Isn't it just silver?"

"I'm here... Hey, where is my king's money?"

Huang Mei touched the tattered clothes and found that all the silver he was carrying had been lost.

Dasha girl, I hate you!

There are also Lei Gong, Qin Chu, Sun Wukong... and more than ten people.

I hate you too!

Chapter 203: Don't Say I Bully Gods

5 minutes later.

The Yellow-Browed King was still groping for the gold and silver treasures on his body.

Qin Chu watched him sitting on a park bench bored.

"It's not right!"

Huang Mei looked at Qin Chu, and said with a dazed expression: "I...why is the treasure in my mustard seed gone?!"

Although this world lacks aura and there are very few practitioners, the types of magic weapons are terrifying!

For example, the car that can spray water, the car that keeps barking on the road, and the small box that makes sound.

The most frightening thing for the demon is.

This world can devour the treasure of monsters!

"Alright alright."

Qin Chu rolled his eyes at him, and with a wave of his hand, he called out two family buckets of Kaifeng vegetables.

Why is the IQ of the Yellow-Browed King lower than that of Zhu Bajie in the original book!

"Wuhu!"

Huang Mei was suddenly excited, and hurriedly picked up the chicken leg and bit it.

That look is like Uncle Yu saw the barbershop!

The monkey is in a hurry!

"Well... mortal, you did a great job!"

Huang Mei bit the fried chicken and said vaguely: "My lord wants to make you my little Xitian's Buddha!"

Buddha?

Or Xiaoxitian's?

That stuff has a use.

Sooner or later, they will be wiped out by the bald heads of the West.

"Then I can thank you."

Qin Chu showed an embarrassed yet polite smile.

"You are Welcome!"

Huang Mei swept away the fried chicken, and waved out a mace.

While picking his teeth, he asked, "Mortal, what question did you ask my lord just now?"

OMG!

Finally got to the point!

Qin Chu asked with a smile: "My lord, how did you come to this world?"

"This...it's a long story!"

Huang Mei held the mace, and said vigorously: "It was a sunny morning. My king led five hundred disciples in high spirits, and planned to stop the monks who were going from Tang Dynasty to the west to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures on the way. "

Qin Chu asked: "So, are you blocked?"

"If only I blocked it!"

Gritting his teeth, Huang Mei said, "That cunning Bi Mawen actually put Tang Sanzang in the woods."

"My lord was too angry, so I fought with him for [-] rounds, and he was beaten to death, and his shit was flying everywhere. That scene..."

1 insulting words to Monkey King are omitted here.