My right eye is a god-level computer

The scene is dazzling, Liu brother's brain is confused for a while!

He swallowed subconsciously.

This.

But it's a bit fatal!

Chapter 1036

Today's Han Palace.

It is the Three Palaces of the Han Dynasty located in Chang'an.

In Changle Palace at this time.

The middle-aged Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty leaned over his desk with a candle in his hand, his face full of impatience, his internal fire was so strong that he had nowhere to vent it.

Thousands of court ladies and concubines, he has been playing with it for a long time, and it is boring.

A clatter.

He pushed away the paperwork on the table and shouted, "Come here, present the portraits you have collected recently!"

Painter Mao Yanshou has been waiting outside the palace for a long time.

He heard a sinister smile, rolled up a dozen portraits on the side, almost crawled forward, entered the Changle Palace, and knelt down in front of Emperor Han Yuan.

Emperor Han Yuan looked impatient, "Bring it."

Mao Yanshou stepped forward and spread the scroll on the table.

Emperor Han Yuan stared at the first scroll, frowning slightly, "This woman has a beautiful face, but she is as skinny as a stick!"

Emperor Han Yuan directly threw the painting aside.

"This woman has a charming figure, but this big face can accommodate mountains and rivers!"

"Tsk tsk..."

"Um..."

Emperor Han Yuan looked at the third portrait again, "This woman is not bad, she is full of heaven, her eyes are full of spring, and her body is moderate, but... I think this fat buttocks seem to have given birth to children?"

immediately.

Emperor Han Yuan looked at Mao Yanshou.

I saw the court painter said in awe: "Your Majesty, the area I am in charge of is Chang'an City, so that you can recruit women into the palace as quickly as possible. ?”

Emperor Han Yuan waved his hand.

In short, there are almost no beauties in Chang'an under multiple screenings.

The middle-aged emperor resisted his impetuosity and continued to flip.

"My eyes!"

"My eyes!"

However, Emperor Han Yuan yelled, covered his eyes with his big sleeves, and pointed at the screen tremblingly, "How can there be such a huge and ugly woman in the world!"

I saw the portrait above.

A blue-haired woman is as strong as a bear. If the face of the previous one can hold mountains and rivers, then this one in front of her can easily hold the world!

And there is a huge mole on her cheek!

The facial features added together are not half the size of this mole!

"Mao Yanshou, you are trying to break my mind!"

Emperor Han Yuan let out a loud roar, his whole body was hot and cold instantly.

He showed one eye and looked at the name in the lower right corner of the painting—the People's Queen Zhaojun.

"Oops..."

Emperor Han Yuan gritted his teeth, "You dare to offer me such a wonderful woman from the past and present!"

But Mao Yanshou kowtowed and said hastily: "Your Majesty, it was your decree before that you will not refuse anyone who comes. Don't miss any woman in the world."

Emperor Han Yuan was heartbroken, "I regret it!"

Mao Yanshou rolled his eyes, and said sternly: "Your Majesty, this woman Zhaojun dirty your eyes, and her appearance is detrimental to my majesty, why don't you order her to be beheaded, and everyone will be beheaded!"

In Mao Yanshou's heart, he had already made a plan.

The executioner had a close personal relationship with him, so he could have replaced Wang Zhaojun before beheading him, and then brought him back to the mansion for his own fun!

At this time, he stared at Emperor Han Yuan with a pair of thief eyes. Looking at the situation, the emperor was furious, and he only needed to slander a few more words, and his wish could be fulfilled!

Unexpectedly, Emperor Han Yuan gasped for a moment, and then stabilized his emotions!

He said: "You are short-sighted, I don't like it, so you want to behead her? How is it proper to spread the news? Who else wants to enter the palace in the future?"

immediately.

Emperor Han Yuan waved his sleeves, "Put this portrait in the 'missing palace', and it will not appear in front of me in the future! I will never see this kind of woman in this life!"

Quegong means incomplete, and all the items that are discarded will be classified here and sealed forever.

As for Mao Yanshou, naturally he couldn't explain too much.

I had no choice but to grit my teeth.

...

But it is a wooden house in the suburbs.

Liu Di was lying on the wooden bed, separated from Zhaojun by a wall.

He said in his heart, don't look at evil, I have always been in front of the collapse of mountains and rivers without changing my color.

But there is something called 'afterglow'.

Always inadvertently see things that shouldn't be seen.

It was also impartial, the largest crack in the wooden wall happened to be right next to Liu Di's eyes.

he saw.

On the underside of Zhaojun's short skirt that does not conform to the times, there are many tassels hanging down. Now that Zhaojun is lying on her side, those tassels are scattered and flat on her delicate long legs.

And the light long skirt she wore was covered around her waist, and the picture in it was faintly visible.

Brother Liu took a breath, "This kind of clothing creates a unique effect, very similar to modern..."

Devil Boy: "Lace."

"..."

"Unbearable."

Brother Liu could still smell Zhaojun's orchid-like breath. Lying beside such a beautiful woman, it was like falling into hell and being tortured.

In the end, Brother Liu gritted his teeth and made a decision!

Purple light flickered in his eyes, and he stood up suddenly!

He pushed open the wooden door, came outside the door, glanced at

At this time, it was quiet and late at night, there was no one around, only the humming of cicadas.

Liu Di secretly said, "It's a wonderful environment in the wilderness."

So in one go.

Straight up to the roof.

In my impression, the qigong I learned secretly from Xiuxiangshan Baimei can calm my mood.

Brother Liu immediately started to use it.

The feet are tied up in a horse stance, and the hands are doing Tai Chi.

Brother Liu missed some formulas to help him calm his mind.

But it's a pity that he mastered qigong overnight and didn't know any formulas at all.

So the man in the white shirt stood under the moonlight on the top of the wooden roof, practicing qigong while reciting ancient poems.

"It's noon on the day of hoeing, and the work is really hard."

"If you don't work hard, Gu Fan won't marry me!"

"Um..."

"Must hold on."

Brother Liu closed his eyes and nodded to himself.

But there was a click sound coming from under him, Zhaojun pushed the door open and came out.

She looked at the demon man in the room, a trace of doubt flashed across her face.

Is he reading poetry?

What a bad literary talent.

Brother Liu turned around.

I saw this woman standing in the breeze, with a graceful figure, blue hair and fringed robe fluttering in the wind.

She has a pair of bright eyes, clear and clear, as bright as stars.

It was also at this moment that Liu Di thought of the allusion of Zhaojun going out of the fortress.

He sighed softly and recited softly, "The face is full of rust and wind, the brows are faded and the face is flushed, and the sorrow and hard work are exhausted, but now it looks like a painting."

It is derived from two poems of Xianghe Geci o Wang Zhaojun, authored by Bai Juyi.

Wang Zhaojun was stunned.

I just feel that a sad scene is outlined in these few lines of poems.

A picture appeared in her mind inexplicably.

——In the yellow sands of the border, a peerless beauty is on the road alone, busy with the wind and dust, who is so cold?

Chapter 1037 Amended Repair

The air was quiet for a long time.

Brother Liu calmed down for a moment as if he had something on his mind.

But the woman Zhaojun was immersed in the poem, unaware that it was a masterpiece for later generations to praise herself.

suddenly.

Zhaojun's eyes flickered, and he raised his head and asked, "Little girl, I'm sorry, I haven't asked your name since we met."

Brother Liu hesitated slightly.

Women are concerned with themselves and generally have nothing else to do.

Think for a moment.

Brother Liu still decided not to leave his real name, so as not to create useless grief.

He smiled and said, "My name is Liu Xiu, repaired Xiu."

I don't know if it's the evening wind or the cicadas.

Zhaojun got it wrong.

After pondering for a long time, she nodded and said, "Liu Xiu? What a good name."

Brother Liu was slightly taken aback.

Liu Xiu?

The rumored son of the plane, the end of Wang Mang's new dynasty?

It can be said that the new dynasty after the Western Han Dynasty is coming soon.

And that Wang Mang was also of the same age as Zhaojun, but only 9 years younger than Zhaojun.

Whatever, whatever.