I have been longing to be exposed

This is unlikely!

Why did the emperor call you!

"Fuck, Brother Gou is awesome, this Brother Gou is acting aggressive again."

"666... ​​you are amazing my brother dog."

"Brother Dog, tell us about your past, we will love to hear your bragging."

"Brother Gou is bragging again when Grandpa Lin is away. Once Grandpa Lin shows up, Brother Gou has to shut up."

Zifeng asked: "Really?"

Big Yellow Dog: "Why, you still don't believe it, as the saying goes: eating pills is always enjoyable, and sent to the crematorium, let alone the nearest emperor, Zhu Houcong."

Eating Dan has always been good, and sent it to the crematorium.

Brother Gou, is this really you?

You are a real dog.

The big yellow dog said again: "This kid was okay when he was an emperor at the beginning. He rectified the government, reduced taxes, fought against Japanese pirates, and revived the country's government. He was a good emperor, but he changed later."

"I don't know where this kid heard the rumors, sent a hundred thousand elite soldiers, found the old man's residence, and asked the old man to make alchemy."

Zifeng asked: "What happened next!"

"Of course, Mr. Lin dismissed it. They used a trick to cover up their eyes. They couldn't find Mr. Lin's people at all. How could they find out about Mr. Lin's tricks?"

The big yellow dog said again: "This kid invited several Taoist priests to refine the elixir for him, and he died of poison after taking the elixir."

Peng Peng said: "But the history books didn't say that Zhu Houcong was poisoned to death?"

"Isn't this nonsense? How could an emperor be recorded as being poisoned to death? There are many things you don't know, but I know very clearly."

"At that time, Zhu Houcong knelt in front of the door. He knelt for three days and three nights. The old man never saw him. Later, he was so angry that he set fire to the mountain. When old man Lin waved his hands, it rained heavily, which directly extinguished Zhu Houcong's thoughts. "

"In the end the kid had to leave seriously ill."

The big yellow dog said these words lightly.

But several people were shocked.

Teacher He asked: "Why does Zhu Houcong know where Grandpa Lin lives?"

The big yellow dog said: "It's not because of Wudang Mountain. Mr. Lin seldom showed up. He taught Zhang Sanfeng some Taijiquan. Zhang Sanfeng left a painting, which recorded Zhang Sanfeng's apprenticeship."

"At that time, Wudang Mountain saw that Zhu Houcong liked alchemy, so he disclosed this matter, and Zhu Houcong sent troops here."

Several people nodded, it turned out to be the case.

Zhu Houcong, the No.11 emperor of the Ming Dynasty, was indeed a good emperor in his early years, but later, he became obsessed with the art of immortality.

He wanted to refine the elixir, wanted to live forever, but was poisoned to death in the end.

The big yellow dog said again: "It's always good to eat pills, send them to the crematorium, you little dolls have to remember, there is no elixir of life at all."

"What the big yellow dog said is that the ancient emperors were indeed addicted to alchemy, and there were not a few of them."

"Most were poisoned."

"That must be true. According to current science, those so-called elixirs in ancient times are all heavy metals exceeding the standard, and they will surely die if they eat them."

Several people nodded.

Big Yellow Dog said it well.

Hearing the big yellow dog's words in the live broadcast room, he complained wildly.

"Eating Dan has always been fun, send it to the crematorium, brother dog, are you serious?"

"Brother Dog, you have seen the emperor, so you are over 500 years old, you are indeed an old dog."

"Brother Dog, we all know that many ancient emperors were poisoned to death, so how did you live to be hundreds of years old? Come out and explain."

"From Brother Gou's words, he has seen many emperors."

Teacher He said with a smile: "Zhu Houcong is quite a good person. He has cultivated a generation of heroes, Qi Jiguang, an anti-Japanese hero."

Zifeng nodded: "Qi Jiguang, I know about it."

The big yellow dog said: "You are talking about Xiao Qi!"

Several people looked at the big yellow dog.

Xiao Qi?

Peng Peng asked: "Brother Dog, do you know Qi Jiguang?"

"I met once. At that time, Xiao Qi was still killing Japanese pirates, but he couldn't do it with knives, artillery, or chariots. He couldn't fight Japanese pirates at all."

"Seeing this, Mr. Lin drew a few pictures of chariots, some forging methods to counter Japanese pirate knives, and taught several formations to deal with Japanese pirates."

Several people were stunned.

shit.

shit.

"Is this true? Could it be that Grandpa Lin is Qi Jiguang's master?"

"It's amazing, it turns out that everything about Qi Jiguang was taught by Grandpa Lin."

"Grandpa Lin's casually drawn chariots and casually written formations killed all the Japanese pirates without leaving any armor behind.

"Grandpa Lin, 666..."

"That's awesome, Grandpa Lin."

"Grandpa Lin is the real boss."

The big yellow dog said again: "I am a big Chinese, how can I let the little Japanese pirates bully me? I followed Xiao Qi at that time, and killed all the Japanese pirates. I don't know how many people died under my mouth."

Zifeng smiled: "So Brother Gou is also a hero, I didn't see it!"

The big yellow dog dismissed it: "Looking at your little eyes, you think I like to pretend to be aggressive. If we pretend to be aggressive, you are not qualified at all."

Several people laughed.