"And you two, move the table to the back and hide it, if the master knows that I made this thing specially for playing cards, I will die!"
The little fat emperor gave orders in a panic, and another little eunuch hurriedly helped him tidy up his clothes.
"Have you hidden it? That poker is made by myself, the only one in the world!"
"Your Majesty, you can rest assured. The servants will keep it alive and the King of Hades won't be able to find it." The little eunuch smiled flatteringly.
"Speak well! How dare you address him like that, a real master!" The chubby emperor was obviously a little angry.
The little eunuch was frightened and hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed: "The emperor forgives the sin! You don't know that when Mr. Xu went to relieve the disaster, he wiped out the bandits in the 36 holes around Binzhou Prefecture. Now everyone in the world calls him the king of hell. Life and death..."
"Haha! It's my master, just like I turned him into a big ghost." The fat emperor smiled openly.
After tidying up his clothes, the little fat emperor hurried out the door, only then remembered that he didn't know where Xu Xin was.
He excitedly walked back to the little imperial city guard and asked, "Where is my master now?"
The little imperial city guard bowed his head and replied respectfully: "If you go back to the emperor, you will be the King of Hades... Mr. Xu is probably still a few miles away from the capital. Eunuch Tian, Mr. Shangguan from Hulong Villa, and Grand Master Xu from the cabinet are going to welcome him now." .”
"Haha! Tian Daban is also true, the master will not call me when he comes back!" The little fat emperor was very happy: "Come, come with me to find Tian Daban first."
The waiter at the side hurriedly stopped him: "Your Majesty, the Queen Mother ordered..."
"Shut up! She doesn't have time to talk to me now!" The chubby emperor was obviously very unhappy when he heard the words of the queen mother.
The little eunuch saw that the chubby emperor was angry, so he stepped forward and whispered something to him.
"You're still smart, let's go, let's put on a disguise."
After speaking, the little fat emperor trotted into the apse again.
Not long after, a few people sneaked out of the palace gate.Of course, Xu Xin and others followed behind him to protect him.
Kunyi Palace.
The Empress Dowager lay on her side on the recliner and closed her eyes to meditate.
A handsome young man beside him was gently rubbing the queen mother's temple.
"Queen, can you do it?"
"Come to the Queen Mother, ah." Another young man next to him brought the peeled grapes to the Queen Mother's mouth.
A eunuch hurried over, tripped over the threshold, fell to the ground, and hurriedly crawled up to the Empress Dowager.
"Queen Mother, Xu...Xu Xin is back, and he will enter the city in a few miles!"
After hearing this, the queen mother got up slowly, straightened her clothes, and called out softly: "Nurse Rong, take them away, don't let anyone see them again."
"Yes, Queen Mother."
Nanny Rong recruited a few rough old nanny with a blank face, grabbed two young men and dragged them to the back garden.
"The Queen Mother, please spare me! You said you love us the most!" the young people shouted in horror.
"Plop" twice, the queen mother's face remained calm.
"Now go to the West Factory to find Eunuch Cao, and tell him that Xu Xin is back!"
"The servant obeys..."
……
"The factory owner also hopes that you will help the subordinate officials more. In the future, the subordinate officials will definitely only follow the factory stallion's lead!" The kneeling fat man showed a happy look on his face.
At this time, Cao Jixiang, the master of Xichang, was stroking a golden pig of about 80 taels on the desk, his eyes were full of greed.
"Lord Qi, you can rest assured. From my point of view, regardless of talent, learning, character, or conduct in the world, this time the Ministry of Rites will be the head of the Ministry of Rites. No one but you."
"Then I will kneel down here to thank the factory owner first." After speaking, the fat official kowtowed his head with difficulty.
"If the next official can really go to office, the little golden pigs in the family must have grown up, and they will be sent to the factory office at that time, so that their family can be reunited."
Cao Jixiang, the director of the Xichang factory, was even happier after listening to it, and praised: "I just said you can be a man."
"You go back first. When I go to the high-level banquet tonight, I will have a nice word with you. After a day or two, you will receive the news of your appointment."
After hearing this, the fat official was very grateful, and kowtowed to express his gratitude: "I am afraid that I will not be able to repay the kindness of the factory owner in this life. I would like to be a cow and a horse for generations to come, and repay the kindness of the factory owner!"
"If the factory owner doesn't mind the background of the lower official, the lower official hopes to worship the factory owner as a godfather!"
After Cao Jixiang heard this, he burst out laughing, and stepped forward to help him up: "Lord Qi, don't be joking, you see your hair is much grayer than mine, so it's inappropriate."
"It's appropriate. Since ancient times, only those who are virtuous and talented can be teachers and fathers. How can it be inappropriate for a factory owner to be unparalleled in the world!" The fat official said generously.
"Okay! It's rare that you have filial piety, so I'll let you be my No. 30 son, and get along well with other brothers in the future. I won't treat you badly!" Cao Jixiang said kindly.
In the atmosphere of "family reunion", an eunuch ran in and accidentally bumped into the fat official.
"Godfather!" The eunuch straightened his hat and stood up in a panic.
"What are you panicking! You haven't come to see your [-]th brother!" Cao Jixiang scolded.
"Godfather! Back... back!" The eunuch was so frightened that he couldn't speak clearly.
Cao Jixiang just slapped him in the past: "Didn't the godfather tell you to be calm, the elk thrives on the left and...but..."
"The elk tends to be on the left side but doesn't blink," the fat official quickly added.
"Yes, that is. Who is back! Tell me clearly!"
"The King of Hades! Xu Xin, the King of Hades, is back, and he is about to enter the palace now!"
When Cao Jixiang and the fat officials heard this, their faces changed suddenly, and the hall was deadly quiet for a while.
"Master Qi, do you have anything else to do?" Cao Jixiang asked with a straight face.
The fat official looked puzzled: "Godfather, what's wrong with you?"
"Lord Qi, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately! If there is nothing else, you can go first. The position of head of the Ministry of Rites is arranged by the emperor!" Cao Jixiang said solemnly.
"But just now, godfather, you clearly said..." The fat official cried anxiously, the golden pig spent most of the family's property.
Cao Jixiang scolded: "Master Qi! If you continue to do this, don't blame me for being rude!"
"I don't dare, Mr. Factory, I will leave now..." The fat official looked at Cao Jixiang's face and began to tremble, and wanted to go to the table and take the golden pig away.
"Master Qi, in broad daylight, do you want to take away my golden pig?" Cao Jixiang looked at the fat official coldly.
"No, no! The officer saw that the golden pig was dirty and wanted to help the factory owner clean it up." After speaking, the fat official hurriedly wiped the golden pig with his sleeve.
"Okay, you leave quickly, lest outsiders see it and think that I have some ulterior business with you!"
"Yes, I'm leaving now!" The fat official tried his best to hold back his tears and left.
Chapter 92 There are a few more Shi Niang gates, Lord of the Town Mu Qing, Governor of Dongchang Factory Yuhuatian, Cabinet Xu Youzhen, Shangguan Haitang of Hulong Villa, Li Si of the Imperial City Guard, and those who were captured by Li Si Xiao Shan and others all came.
Rows of flags fluttered in the wind, and the lions and dragons in the middle of the road danced amidst the sound of gongs and drums.
At the front of the motorcade, Xu Xin and Guo Xiang rode side by side.
Xu Xin dismounted immediately when he saw the crowd.
"Aren't you going to be too grand? I just came back for disaster relief. Others don't know and think some big man has returned triumphantly. Are you afraid that the cabinet and Xichang will do something to participate in your book?" Xu Xin hugged happily everyone.
Guo Xiang, on the other hand, recognized Xiao Shan who was hiding at the end at a glance, jumped in front of him, grabbed him and walked to the side.
After Yuhuatian looked at Guo Xiang, who was as beautiful as a flower and as jade, he asked Xu Xin suspiciously, "Since when did Xiaoshan Yumu head have a good friend?"
"What is his girlfriend? It's mine! My girlfriend! They knew each other before, so maybe they should go and have a few words." Xu Xin also looked at Guo Xiang Xiao Shanchu curiously, wanting to know what kind of trouble Guo Xiang could bring up.
When everyone heard this, they gave their thumbs up silently. The disaster relief is still a good harvest, and it may be the only one in the world.
"Girl, what are you doing? Hurry up and let go, men and women can't tell what to do." Xiao Shan continued to pretend to be confused.
Guo Xiang said angrily, "Uncle Qiao, keep pretending! I'll tell Mr. Xu your identity later!"
After hearing this, Xiao Shan laughed loudly: "Your Excellency already knew! Didn't he tell you?"
"Sister Yuyan is right! He is a bastard, he lied to me for so long and still said he didn't know you!" Guo Xiang stomped her feet angrily.
"Uncle Qiao, go back to the Beggars' Gang, there are still a lot of things waiting for you to deal with! If you don't go back, I will tell my mother and Uncle Lu and the others." Guo Xiang began to grab Xiao Shan's sleeves and said coquettishly.
Xiao Shan broke free lightly: "No, no, the beggar gang is too annoying, it's better to follow Mr. Xu to eat meat and drink to solve the case. Besides, with your mother and Lu Youjiao, it's nothing to do with me."
"Don't think I don't know, you must have sneaked out like me! If you dare to go back to find your mother, I won't believe it if you kill her!"
Guo Xiang was very angry, and her little secret was exposed like this: "You have been with Xu bastard for a long time, and you have turned bad! You bullied Xiang'er!"
Xiao Shan was completely helpless, he directly took out the candied haws from his bosom, and stuffed them to Guo Xiang.
"For you, it was originally intended for the neighbor's children. Don't mention the matter of going back, it's impossible anyway. I was also told about my identity. At most, I can assure you that I will walk outside for a day. You You can walk outside for a day like me."
"Then it's a deal! If they come to arrest me and bring me back, you have to help me!" Guo Xiang followed behind Xiao Shan, biting on a candied haws.
……
Among the welcoming crowd, Yu Huatian put Xu Xin's shoulders on his shoulders: "Now they are afraid that I will find trouble, so why would they dare to join us?"
"You don't know, every time you come to the book, all the officials in the capital will be in danger. We will educate the civil and military officials, as well as the Xichang and the cabinet by the way," Xu Youzhen added.
Mu Qing walked to Xu Xin's side, hugged his arm naturally, and leaned his head on his shoulder: "Everyone is afraid that they will be in your 'Life and Death Book' when you come down a few times, so even your I dare not even mention your name and call you 'Living Hades'!"
After hearing this, Xu Xin smiled wryly and said, "It's the same as the people in the 36th hole..."
After hearing this, Yu Huatian laughed and patted Xu Xin on the back: "You see, no matter who you are, everyone thinks you are the 'Living Hades'."
Shangguan Haitang began to appreciate the happiness of a group of them, the true sense of friendship, not mixed with other interests.Then he asked: "'Xu Yanwang' is back, where should we go to celebrate?"
"Master! I'll go too! We'll go wherever the food tastes the best!"
Everyone followed the prestige, and a fat child kept waving his hands and shouting.
Xiao Shan, who was holding him by the side, looked embarrassed, while Guo Xiang, who was behind, was happily eating candied haws.
"Your Majesty! Why are you here!"
Everyone said in unison.
Yuhuatian and Xu Xin did not expect that the little fat emperor was getting more and more courageous now.
Not only did he sneak out of the palace, but he also went outside the city. If the cabinet and the queen mother found out, a bunch of people would lose their heads.
Fortunately, the chubby emperor was quite clever, and only ran out after putting on makeup.
"You have come, now the only one who can go is my house..."
Xu Xin walked over and gently picked up the little fat emperor.
"Xiao Shan, you should go to Zuixian Tower and let their cooks come to my house. If you have any good things, feel free to bring them with you. This time I will get a lot of money, so don't be polite to me."
After finishing speaking, he carried the little fat emperor into the car.
The little fat emperor lifted the curtain and let out a cry.
"Master, are the new fairy sister inside and the fairy sister outside my mistress?"
Only Guo Xiang was inexplicably happy when she heard the words "Master's Wife", walked to the side of the carriage and sat on it.Gently rubbing the little chubby emperor's face, he said with a smile, "Keep your voice down, fat baby."
Xu Xin covered his head helplessly when he heard that the others pretended to cough and set off to return home. The little chubby emperor stared at the candied haws in Guo Xiang's hand, and explained solemnly: "Sister Madam, I have listened to Master's advice to control my diet. Yes, can I have a taste of what you have in your hand?"
Guo Xiang glanced at Wang Yuyan in the car, and grabbed the chubby emperor's ear angrily: "Fat baby, I'm not your mistress!"
The people in the car were frightened by Guo Xiang's actions, and hurriedly stopped her.
"Sister Xiang'er, you can't do this..."
"Sister Yuyan, I know who he is, I didn't expect that I can... come, here you are!" Guo Xiang let go, and stuffed the candied haws in his hand to the little fat emperor.
The chubby emperor didn't bother with Guo Xiang either. He rubbed his ears and ate candied haws, and asked vaguely, "I can't see Teacher Fairy... My sister hurts so much from pulling her ear, sister, you know martial arts, right?"
Guo Xiang's nose turned high: "That's natural, I am the most powerful in our Peach Blossom Island!"
"Can you teach me some, the master only taught me one set of sword skills, and I want to learn more."
Guo Xiang also became interested at this time: "Then what do you want to learn? Our Peach Blossom Island has a lot to learn."
"Five voids and one solid, seven voids and one solid Luoying sword palm; the palm that uses iron gossip to practice kung fu; the palm that is as elegant as dancing orchid brushing points; there is also the supernatural power of flicking fingers without missing hair; Lingaobu, Bibo palm method, jade flute swordsmanship..."
"There are so many more, the five elements and eight trigrams, Qimen Dunjia, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and even farmland water conservancy, economic strategy, etc. are also involved." Guo Xiang proudly introduced them one by one.
"I'm getting dizzy after hearing that, or I'll choose the supernatural power of flicking fingers, and I will flick whoever dares to speak ill of the master in the early morning." The little fat emperor is already eager to try, gearing up.
"If you teach, you can teach. Our Peach Blossom Island pays the most attention to respecting teachers. You have to choose a day to hold a ceremony of apprenticeship. After you write a teacher apprenticeship post and become a disciple of our Peach Blossom Island, I can teach you."
Needless to say, after Guo Xiang's operation, the little fat emperor completely worshiped him.
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