At the same time, in the teacher's office of the senior three English group, Qin Kelan walked in sullenly.
In the corridor just now, He Xuan's words really made her very angry.
As a senior high school student, how could he say such... such "indecent" words?
Moreover, the object of the "insult" was still himself, the head teacher.
"Ms. Ge, what do you think is wrong with the current students? All they think about are these indecent things. He also said that my...my breasts are big?"
Sitting at the desk, Qin Kelan was angrily complaining about this to another female teacher.
When Teacher Ge heard the words, he burst into laughter, and said, "Mr. Qin, look for yourself, the student is right! Your breasts are quite big..."
"Is it big?"
Qin Kelan looked down, her chest rose and fell, and she was startled suddenly, "It's really quite big, why didn't I feel it before?"
"Actually, Mr. Qin, you don't need to be so angry. Boys at this age are already in puberty and have strong male hormones, so they are prone to sexual impulses. Especially, you, the head teacher, are dressed in fancy clothes and sway in front of them every day. Come and go, if they don't have any thoughts about you, wouldn't it be even more abnormal? It means that your Teacher Qin is not attractive, and you can't even conquer a young boy who is in love? "
Teacher Ge, who has been teaching for more than 20 years, smiled and enlightened Qin Kelan, "Besides, doesn't he just dare to say that behind his back? If it were me, if I heard a male student being so 'admired' behind my back, I would It's too late to be happy! Explain! My old lady still has charm..."
"Mr. Ge, I've been so angry by the students, and you still make fun of me."
Although Qin Kelan still had an angry expression on his face, he had actually accepted Teacher Ge's statement in his heart.
Moreover, Teacher Ge's words also reminded her that she had to think a little bit more about how she dressed in the future, otherwise a little boy like He Xuan would have to think about it all day long when he saw it.
"I'm not talking about you, Mr. Qin, you should also find a boyfriend and enjoy the nourishment of love. You are so beautiful, there are many young men who pursue you, why? None of them set eyes on you?"
Teacher Ge said jokingly again, "Do you want me to be your matchmaker? Find someone for you?"
"Ms. Ge, I don't want to bother you. I don't want to find a boyfriend yet. I'll talk about it after I finish my senior year of high school."
Qin Kelan, who was a little guilty, hurriedly pretended to look down at the news on the computer screen.
Who would have thought that a QQ message popped up just at this time, it was from the college best friend Li Huanhuan.
"Lan Lan, don't forget to call your mysterious boyfriend who can play the violin and write poems tonight at the Poetry Association event?"
Seeing this news, Qin Kelan's heart skipped a beat, knowing that something bad happened this time.
She and her best friend Li Huanhuan are both members of the Shenghai City Poetry Association.During the Poetry Association event last month, Li Huanhuan, who was too drunk, kept pulling her to introduce her boyfriend.
Qin Kelan lied that she had a boyfriend to appease her.
He also said that his boyfriend is very good, not only can play the violin, but also write poems, and he also said that he will bring it to everyone for the next Poetry Association event.
But who knew that after being drunk, Li Huanhuan, who could only remember her own name with difficulty, remembered it so tightly. No matter how Qin Kelan tried to evade it, she insisted on bringing her boyfriend to the Poetry Association event tonight. .
"Oh! My head was really squeezed by the door. What's the point of competing with a drunk man! Now I'm shooting myself in the foot..."
Qin Kelan, who was too remorseful, patted herself on the head annoyed, and said, "Where can I find such a boyfriend now?"
However, at this moment, a colorful web page popped up on the computer screen.
"Welcome to share boyfriend, as long as you place an order, no matter what kind of requirements you put forward, we will wholeheartedly provide you with the most perfect boyfriend experience..."
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"Shared boyfriends? Ha ha! These lunatics who are engaged in the Internet now even come up with shared boyfriends?"
Seeing the page that popped up, Qin Kelan's mouth twitched slightly.
She has long known that today's electronic devices will steal the privacy of people's conversations through microphones to promote some products and commodities.
It’s like when you’re talking about dogs with your co-workers, and a shopping site ends up pushing you a bunch of dog toys and toiletries.
It's just that what Qin Kelan didn't expect was that there is actually a company that has launched a "share boyfriend" service.
Logically speaking, she didn't even bother to look at the page advertisements that usually pop up on the computer, so she just dropped the X in the upper right corner.
But today, due to unexpected events and the pressure to bring her boyfriend at the poetry meeting, Qin Kelan quietly opened the advertisement page.
The redirected page is very refreshing, but not as gaudy as before. There are only three input boxes in total.
1. Please enter your requirements for a shared boyfriend.
2. Please enter the time you want to rent and the meeting place.
3. Please enter the rent you are willing to pay. [Note: Rent can be anything of value, not limited to money, the system will automatically measure whether the rent you pay is equivalent. 】
The layout and content of this page are refreshing for Qin Kelan!
The first one, can you enter any requirements by yourself?Could it be that no matter how they write it, they can send a boyfriend who meets the requirements?If you can do it, it would be really great!
The second item is very routine, but the last rent, you don't have to pay?She was thinking, maybe this is a gimmick made by the website!
"Huh? Why can't this last box be entered?"
Based on curiosity about the last input box, Qin Kelan first clicked the mouse in the last box, but found that it was an unselectable and input mode.
However, at this time, a reminder popped up next to it.
"After entering the first and second columns first, the third column will calculate the equivalent amount of rent you owe before you can consider replacing the rent with other equivalent items."
At this time, He Xuan, who was still in the classroom, suddenly heard a system notification sound in his ear.
"The first order is being delivered, and the customer is filling out the conditions for sharing a boyfriend. Please ask the host to be ready to accept the order..."
Originally, He Xuan was drowsy in this afternoon's class, but when he was aroused by the system's voice, he immediately became excited.
"Amitabha! Blessed by the system! Don't be placed by an ugly girl, and... it is best to fill in as many requirements and conditions as possible. What's good-looking, two meters tall, wealthy, and various abilities? Don't be too polite, sister, just write..."
He Xuan clasped his hands together, looking forward to it.
However, Qin Kelan was a little scared in the office.
The first column, requirements for boyfriend.
Qin Kelan filled in "the most handsome in the universe" at the beginning, but before he started to write the second requirement, a frightening amount popped up in the rent calculation box in the third column.
Rent: 100000000000000000 RMB per day
This is the first condition!
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