darling, listen to me

So the opening statement should not be too straightforward, but comment on the things closest to her, or tell a short story, which will help reduce her vigilance, and at the same time vaguely create an interesting and knowledgeable persona for herself.

There is no denying that any woman likes a man who is interesting and knowledgeable.

Of course, as for who Bill Polo is, I don’t know if Gu Yun has been to Hawaii in 17. Anyway, he spent 20 seconds on this story with time, place, characters and feelings. Time just made up.

But one thing can be guaranteed, there is indeed a bar called Waikiki on the beach in Hawaii. Gu Yun has been to it a few times. Go online and search for some high-end things.

In this way, the story is half-truth, and unless the bartender jumps out and says he invented the drink, it will never be true.

This is called the rigor of nonsense.

Sure enough, after the girl heard it, she took another look at Gu Yun, and a smile appeared on her delicate face.

It's just a pity that the smile is very shallow, and it seems to be cold and disdainful.

The beauty's reaction was somewhat beyond Gu Yun's expectations, but Gu Laogou has so much experience, he thinks that smile at least proves that she is beginning to listen to him seriously.

So he made a bet with himself that within three sentences, she would definitely start talking to him.

Immediately, he looked at her again and said with a smile, "You don't seem to agree with me, but it's normal. Just like when I went there with my mentor Dr. Nelson half a year ago, I didn't believe that the starry sky there so beautiful."

The beauty swallowed the summer of the starry sky, and as Gu Yun expected, she really spoke, and she seemed very interested.

"Is it Dr. Nelson?"

Gu Yun smiled, and said very naturally and with a trace of curiosity, "Yes, Dr. Nelson from the University of North Carolina, a very interesting old man, my tutor when I was studying there, have you heard of it? ?”

The beauty smiled again, and then said flatly, "I haven't heard of it, but I have heard of you."

Gu Yun was slightly startled, and then said, "Really?"

"Yes, your name is Gu Yun, right? I heard that you are so good at talking, even Mr. Feng Shui can't beat you?"

"..."

Gu Laogou petrified on the spot, his old face was as stiff as if it had been smeared with cement.

what f**k?

On the vast inner plain of his heart, a large group of migrating wildebeest galloped past, rumbling... rumbling... trampling everything to pieces.

There was another crashing sound, which was the sound of a moving car overturning.

The car overturned so unexpectedly that it almost made my youthful old waist flash.

For a while, various interjections accumulated over hundreds of thousands of years came to my mind.

What the hell!

I am Nima!

girl!

your uncle...

He really couldn't figure out why this woman he had never met knew him.

Of course it doesn't matter, the important thing is that he, an old driver with hundreds of thousands of years, was happily sitting on the speeding train, eating hot pot and singing...why did the train overturn all of a sudden?

At this moment, a timid voice came from the side.

"Sister~~"

Gu Yun followed the sound and saw Cheng Dalei walking over with his head down, and behind him was a big man with big arms and round waist.

The big man was holding him by the back of his collar like he was carrying a little chicken.

Gu Yun understood in an instant.

Is this woman Cheng Dalei's sister?

So she sat here quietly, just waiting for the big man to catch her brother?

Gu Yun looked at Cheng Dalei speechlessly, did he point it out to him just now, and he couldn't see his own sister?

Is it wrong that this car overturned?

Did it lower his average record in an instant?

Treat him as a brother, he wouldn't want to be his brother-in-law, would he?

Cheng Dalei is now like a deflated ball, his usual pretense is gone, and he walks obediently to the beauty.

Then he drooped his head, and quietly gave Gu Yun a helpless look, indicating that he really didn't mean it. He really didn't realize that it was his elder sister because the light was dim and he drank alcohol.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to let Gu Yun come over. When he was in the restaurant before, he thought about how to hide his old sister!

Gu Yun took a deep breath. It was an old dog. Although the car turned over tragically, he still wanted to take back the parts that flew out, and then fight to see if he could be decent.

After all, I still want to take the line of Cheng Dalei's sister, and get some wool out of the ancient town.

Coughing lightly, he finally said, "Miss Cheng, in fact, we are here as part of an ongoing social psychology research, and I am writing a thesis in this area. Cheng Dalei is very curious about why I could put that geomantic omen The husband was speechless, so I brought him to practice."

Cheng Xueqing glanced at Gu Yun speechlessly. She had heard of Gu Yun's name from Cheng Dalei's mouth. Cheng Dalei said that Gu Yun's classmate was very good at talking, and he helped Zhou Da resolve it with a few words on the day of Zhou Da's opening. Crisis, and there are a lot of social elders who have added him on WeChat...

Not only that, but I also heard that some little gangsters like traffic lights, saw this high school student and called him "Brother", it is said that he can also hit...

She didn't believe it at first, but now she does.

This guy is more than able to speak, he can speak so gaudyly, Dr. Nelson, Bill Polo, all the names come up casually, the key is that he can speak so vividly and calmly, that he almost believes himself!

Even, social psychology research has come out?

Research how to approach girls?

Wait... that's kind of a part of social psychology.

Cheng Xueqing took a deep breath, put away her wandering thoughts, and decided that starting today, Cheng Dalei must be completely prohibited from being with this "social psychology" guy!

Originally, Cheng Dalei liked to brag, if he was taken over by this guy again, would he still have a word to listen to?

Thinking of this, Cheng Xueqing's beautiful eyes looked at Cheng Dalei again, with a tired expression on her face.

When will this guy grow up?

Now the company is in a mess, and the ancient town project is half-dead. I am already very tired and feel more and more powerless. Old fashioned!

Really tired.