Journey to the West: The beginning is a million-year cultivation base

Make a wish: "Master, the three uncles, the disciples are not joking. It is true that there is only... one drop!"

Four bosses: "????"

"Then why is there half a jug here?"

Make a wish: "Congenital holy urine cannot be discharged alone, it can only be released together with ordinary urine, and it will come out at the end. So...you understand!"

Four bosses: "..."

"The implication is that the vast majority of them are all urine?"

Wishing nodded and gave them a positive look.

The faces of the four bosses twitched, they felt like they were going crazy, they just drank more than ten catties of urine, and another half pot came!

When the half pot is poured out, one person has a big bowl.

Make a wish: "Master, the three uncles, the congenital holy urine is very cherished. Although there is only one drop in it, the effect is definitely more than ten thousand times better than before! Everyone will know after a little sip!"

"Really?"

Make a wish: "Of course! This disciple has always been honest and honest, and everything he said is true."

The four big bosses all took out the magical artifacts, and each of them got a quarter of the amount.

"Then let's try it first!"

The big guys are all smiling and full of anticipation!

PS: I'm curious, how come no big boss mentioned "sildenafil citrate" in the chapter review?

Hmm... well, there are probably two possibilities!

One is that some bosses really don’t know what this is!

The second is that some bigwigs understand it in seconds, but they just don't say it!

Am I right? (squinting smile)

I wish you all a happy weekend!



Chapter 59 Take a Sip, Then Take a Big Sip

The first time you see pee, the bosses feel disgusting!

After taking a sip, it is really fragrant!

Now, they are used to it.

I've drank more than a dozen catties, and it's a small thing to take a sip!

Before making a wish and saying more, the four big brothers each picked up their magic vessels and started drinking.

In other words, making a wish has taken their benefits, this time adding a drop of Taiyin Divine Water to the urine, the effect will of course be very good!

Sure enough, after drinking, the four bosses gave Wishing a thumbs up one after another, and the praise continued:

"Amitabha, the effect is very good. My cultivation base was damaged not long ago, and my vitality has not yet recovered. After taking a sip, it is miraculously cured!" The Tathagata Buddha clasped his palms together, unable to conceal the joy in his heart!

Of course, what he said was detrimental to the cultivation base, so it was naturally the cultivation base of the Great Heavenly Venerable who was taken away by the Wishing Pit for a million years.

"Wuliang Tianzun, the wound of the Great Dao that has not healed in ancient times has healed by himself!" Yuanshi Tianzun said inconceivably.

"Good, good! Old Daoist, I ate too much elixir not long ago, and I suffered from indigestion. Now my spleen and stomach are strong, and I have absorbed all the elixir!" Taishang Laojun threw Fuchen aside, his eyes narrowed.

"Not bad, not bad! My newly recovered body has been further strengthened, and my soul has been condensed. The effect is really good!" Patriarch Bodhi smiled happily.

After boasting and making a wish, the four bosses made no secret of their inner ecstasy, picked up the magic weapon and took another big sip each!

"Delicious!"

Make a wish and almost laughed out loud, a drop of Taiyin divine water mixed with a bubble of monkey urine actually convinced the bigwigs of the three realms.

In other words, seeing that each person drank a bowl of urine, only half of the bowl was left, and the four big brothers were reluctant to drink it.

"Keep it, and drink it when you need it in the future!"

The four bosses all regarded the monkey urine as a treasure, and put it away carefully!

Then, they all looked at the wish with a smile on their faces, and asked, "Wukong, how long will it take for the next drop of congenital holy urine to be produced?"

Make a wish: "The disciple does not know."

"You estimate a time!"

Make a wish: "It's really impossible to estimate, it can be a few years at the earliest, and it can be hundreds of years at the slowest!"

Of course, making a wish will not shorten the time. The Taiyin Shenshui is so precious, I only have a small bottle, and I have to keep everything else!

Although it's cool to see the bosses drinking urine with relish, but it's not worthwhile to consume your own treasure!

The four big brothers all took it seriously and said:

"Okay, then you must keep it for us, and we will exchange it for you with a good treasure!"

Wishing is a bit speechless, big guys start ordering the next drop of congenital holy urine now!

Make a wish: "Master, four uncles, you are too polite! It doesn't matter whether you are precious or not, the main thing is that Wukong is willing to share good things with you."

"Not bad, really sensible!"

The four big brothers who made a wish were very happy.

Patriarch Bodhi personally proved it, and praised: "Not bad! Wukong is honest and honest, and has a super good character! He just arrived at Sanxing Cave, and I haven't had time to teach him how to practice. Come save me. This is the ironclad proof!"

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting unanimous praise from those who were cheated, and promoted from a super cheat to a cheat king! 】

Forehead?

The wish was stunned, is this okay?

Made it to the Pit King?

It seems that in the future, we will not only deceive people, but also try to deceive them comfortably!

"Is there any reward?" Wishing asked.