Journey to the West: The beginning is a million-year cultivation base

Make a wish and said with a smile: "Sister Guanyin, are you here?"

With a dark face, Guanyin said angrily, "Monkey head, what should you do?"

Make a wish: "Sister Avalokitesvara, as soon as you come, you ask the teacher for your crimes. Why is my grandson guilty?"

Guanyin: "Didn't you say that you just tasted the taste of purple bamboo shoots? Why did you dig up all the purple bamboo shoots in this seat?"

Make a wish: "Yes, I just taste it."

Avalokitesvara: "Then do you need to dig out all of them? Hundreds of purple bamboo shoots are not enough for you to taste?"

Make a wish: "Hundreds of roots are barely enough. You know, my grandson's family has a big business, and there are more people waiting to be fed!"

A black line appeared on Guanyin's forehead: "Why do you have so many people waiting to be fed?"

Make a wish: "Sister Guanyin, look, I have eight wives and 24 children. I can't eat alone, right? I must bring them some, right? There are also the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, the Great Emperor Jiuyou and the Empress Jiuyou , the two father-in-law and mother-in-law want to be filial, so I have to bring some too?"

Guanyin said with a gloomy face, "Okay! Even so, is fifty purple bamboo shoots enough?"

Make a wish: "Don't worry! I still have a mount with a huge appetite, I can't starve her, can I?"

Guanyin: "A mount?"

Make a wish: "That's right. Ao Bingbing, the youngest daughter of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, is my mount. The dragon is so big that it can eat a thousand bamboo shoots, not to mention a hundred. I'm going to learn scriptures. Is she fed?!"

Guanyin: "..."

Guanyin was trembling with anger, you brought a copy of all your relatives?

Moreover, which one of these people is not famous in the three realms?

Which one needs to be fed? !

"it is good!"

"very good!"

"Monkeyhead, you are fine!"

Guanyin nodded again and again, and asked back: "Let's not talk about the purple bamboo shoots for now. Then tell me, why did you cut down more than a thousand purple bamboos in this seat?"

Make a wish: "I didn't cut it all! Didn't I leave dozens of plants?"

Guanyin: "......"

"In Nuoda's purple bamboo forest, there are only a few dozen plants left, and none of them have fully grown. What's the difference between cutting it all down?!" Guanyin asked angrily.

Make a wish: "If you think there is no difference, then you wait, my grandson will cut down those dozens of plants too."

Guanyin's forehead was throbbing with blue veins: "Monkey head, how dare you!"

Guanyin is usually not in a hurry, and looks very indifferent.

Looking at the furious Guanyin, I made a wish to know that she was really angry.

So, he made a wish and said, "Look? If you are so nervous, it means there is still a difference, right?"

Guanyin: "Then what did you cut those purple bamboos for? You must give me a satisfactory explanation!"

Make a wish: "Original bamboo shoots!"

"Boil bamboo shoots?"

Guanyin almost exploded in anger, you chopped up all my purple bamboos just to cook the bamboo shoots? !

"Can't I use other firewood?"

Make a wish: "Of course not! The taste will be much worse!"

Guanyin closed her eyes in pain and remained silent for a long time.

After a while, Guanyin asked: "Hericium, where are those purple bamboos and bamboo shoots? Hand over half of them!"

Make a wish: "Do you think I can get it out like this? I can't even move my head! Help me unlock the seal of Wuxing Mountain, and my grandson will give it to you!"

Guanyin: "..."

"You can bring it back but can't you take it out?"

Make a wish: "It's easy to bring it back, it's made by the avatar. After bringing it back, it's all on the main body. Now my main body is pressed under the Five Elements Mountain. Of course I can't get it out! Just untie the seal!"

How could Guanyin dare to break the seal privately?

What's more, Tathagata Buddha also sent many gods and Buddhas to guard the seal.

"Then I will remember it for you, and leave half of it for me when I take it out."

Make a wish: "Then you have to remind me in time!"

Guanyin: "I remember it, don't worry!"

Make a wish and smile lightly, what's the use of remembering?

Do you still want to take out the things in my pocket?

None of the doors!

In other words, it is not easy for Guanyin to find a wish to settle accounts.

After talking for a while, Guanyin's anger subsided a little.

Compared with Zizhu, it is the right thing to let this monkey head go to learn scriptures.

"Monkey head, then it's settled, you will be an apprentice to the Buddhist scriptures, and protect him to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

Make a wish: "I didn't say yes!"

Guanyin: "????"

"Didn't it be agreed before?"

Make a wish: "I said before that my old grandson promised you to learn Buddhist scriptures after digging up the purple bamboo shoots. I didn't say that I would be an apprentice to the Buddhist scriptures, okay? Not to mention that my old grandson wants to protect the Buddhist scriptures!"

Guanyin: "..."

"Monkeyhead, you don't keep your word!"

Make a wish: "Who broke his promise? Take a look!"