me and the weird fraternity

Me and the Crazy Orange Cat That Were Weirdly Called Brothers

　After the discovery of the 'Higgs boson', humans started the era of particle collisions in order to study the mystery of the dark matter in the universe. When the first strong particle collider with an energy level of more than 100 trillion electron volts was built... …

A suspected door to the four-dimensional world was opened, and this world began to become strange.

……

The weirdness begins to invade reality.

When Lin Fan faced a strange situation and shouted "Brother, one of our own!"...

Weird ignored him!

ps: reasoning, reasoning, reasoning!

ps: Cautious, online IQ, logical and reasonable.

ps: Weird recovery mainly focuses on breaking the weird logic chain through reasoning.

Chapter 1 Let's be happy together at the proposal scene

"Monitoring Information Team-No. 1-1414 Lieutenant Liang Guodong reported: Anping District Tiantang South Road near the Forestry Building, a strange incident of pollution-type tourism..."

"Wiring group - No. 2-1817 Corporal Qiao Shuang received it, the countdown is reserved for three, two, one, and it is being transferred to the analysis group..."

"Analysis Team-No. 3-5269 Major Chen Hu received it, set aside a countdown of three, two, one, receive information!"

In a military base in the north of Nanqing City, a man sitting alone in a room in front of a wall-mounted monitor, after seeing the safety confirmation signal from the wiring unit, quickly reached out and patted the red round button in front of him. superior.

This is an early warning button, which is set up to check the analyst's mental state and prevent unconsciousness or mental pollution. It must be pressed once every minute and every time the information is transmitted. Not only the analysis group has it, but the other two independent groups also have it. , is one of the essential processes at work.

After the man pressed the warning button, the surveillance video sent by the information team suddenly appeared on the computer screen in front of him.

This is at the entrance of a shopping mall, a man holding flowers suddenly knelt down to a lady...

Just looking at such behavior, it looks like a marriage proposal in public.

However, it didn't take long for the man to rush up and hugged the woman. Immediately afterwards, the bodies of the two twisted like a twist.

Their bodies are like a rubber full of elasticity, twisting and elongating like a creeper.

But the two of them didn't seem to know the pain. From the surveillance, they could clearly see the happy smiles on their faces.

Around them, the people who were originally watching were also stimulated by some kind of stimulation, and they started similar marriage proposals one after another.

"Is there indiscriminate pollution?"

Chen Hu muttered to himself.

Suddenly, he found that not everyone in the crowd was like this, and a large number of people standing alone were not affected, but showed what normal people should look like, and fled towards the surroundings.

these people……

is single!

Soon, he made a judgment, "The pollution seems to have started with a man who proposed, and the person who was polluted showed a kind of extreme love, a kind of appearance that would die together..."

"In addition, their bodies have also undergone lesions, and they can twist freely like rubber..."

"At present, it is speculated that the trigger mechanism is a relationship between lovers. Watching the broadcast live, the transmission of sound cannot be ruled out..."

"Temporarily graded as D+..."

"Maybe the logic chain is lovers-proposal-hug-twisted, together forever?"

"Please send a single spirit master to deal with it as soon as possible!"

After a while, the department coordinating the spirit controller gave a reply.

"We can't send out the spirit guards, and all the people from Shangjing have been sent out to deal with other weird incidents!"

Chen Hu frowned, "D+ level, we can only let the nearby armed action team go up!"

"Squad 4-2301, Squad 4-2302, singles go out, pay attention, I'm talking about singles..."

"Go cordon off the scene, any act of proliferation, allow free fire."

……

……

"Together!"

"Together!"

"Together!"

There was a sudden commotion at the entrance of the Linye Building. Lin Fan, who was blowing on the air conditioner on the sofa on the first floor of the shopping mall, stood up curiously and walked towards the entrance.

Outside the gate, a man in a suit knelt on one knee with a smile on his face, and opposite him was a girl in a light yellow dress.

There was a panic on the girl's face, as if she was frightened by this scene.

Obviously, she doesn't like being surrounded by people in public, and after panic, she looks annoyed.

"Ah!"

Lin Fan sneered, "Looking at this, that woman won't agree..."

But at this moment, the expression on the girl's face froze suddenly, and a trace of confusion appeared in her eyes.

In the next second, her pupils returned to clarity, but the original panic and anger disappeared.

Instead, it was a bright smile.

It was a kind of sweet smile, as if the person in front of her was the love of her life.

"Ok?"

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment. He had very good eyesight. Although he was still more than ten meters away from the door, he could clearly see the process of the girl's face changing carefully.

He was a little surprised by her sudden change.

"Sure enough, women are all emotional. In this atmosphere, they will eventually compromise..."

In the middle of speaking, Lin Fan suddenly stopped, his eyes widened, and his face showed panic.

At the door, the man who was originally kneeling stood up happily after seeing the woman's smile, and hugged her tightly.

"We're always going to be together!"

The two said an oath in unison, and the next moment, their bodies seemed to have some kind of distortion.

Starting from the soles of the feet, twisting and twisting each other... like two ropes kneading together, constantly tightening.

...close together...