Suddenly confused.
who I am?where am I?what am i doing?
Who else can be kind enough to tell me what this so-called "Hall of Fame certification" is! ?
I don't have a Hall of Fame certification, so what does it necessarily have to do with whether I'm Zhichunzhigang or not?
"Damn it, what's going on here?"
Li Chungang quickly sent a private message to the eagle and asked, "What is the hall of fame certification and what is the situation? You have completely confused me now."
I was pulled into this group for no reason, and I was bullied by people for no reason. I was inexplicable from the beginning to the end, and labor and capital would not be with me anymore!
This breaking group experience is really bad!
Is such a quality player really worthy of Long Teng's training?
Eagle Eating Chicken Cub replied: "It's nothing, a cute new writer training group created by the editor in charge of the new writer training group opened by Longteng some time ago. My former editor also joined this group to take charge of the training work, so I wanted to join it. Come in for fun, but they don’t believe that I’m the Platinum God of Longteng and say I’m a liar. I say I know Zhichun Zhigang, but they say I’m pretending to be bragging.”
Li Chungang: "..."
I* (some kind of unnamed plant), how boring are you to do this?
With the bragging skills of this group of water, it is better to quickly code words!
Be careful that labor and capital expose your address to readers, you just wait to become the first author in the Internet circle to receive readers' blades and make a fortune!
"Boring, I quit, I'm writing." Li Chungang was very speechless.
The eagle eats the chicken and said hurriedly: "Don't, if you withdraw, I will be confirmed as a liar?"
"Don't worry, this group is having fun."
"With an average subscription of more than [-], you can talk nonsense, and teach other newbies in a serious manner. I am very happy to see it."
"Besides, there are a lot of writers for cute new girls, and it's much more fulfilling than being in the water with the big gods."
"Besides, you have to think about my brother and me. Seeing that I am in my thirties and I don't have a girlfriend yet, I feel bitter!"
"We don't require you to find a colleague who is as good as your younger siblings, but you can inquire about it. Who in the circle would not envy you for finding a girlfriend who is in the same industry, so that at least they have common hobbies and topics, and it is not easy to cultivate relationships. Well."
"..."
If you really deserve to be a tentacle-level writer, you can see it from the speed of this message. Five consecutive sentences add up to one or two hundred words. I am surprised that the interval between each sentence does not exceed five. Seconds, it looks like it was sent out continuously.
Li Chungang rolled his eyes after reading it: "How boring are you?! You are too busy after the old book is finished. Is your new book ready? When is it going to be released? Do you want to meet me at the same time? have a look?"
As a dragon god, he couldn't code well, so he ran to tease Mengxin.The key is to be treated as a liar, and there is no one else.
It would be strange if people didn't make a laughingstock when it got out.
At the same time, I was so tired, how did I know such a funny guy?
Li Chungang subconsciously looked at the button group, and found that he was once again attacked during the period of silence and no response.
"Tsk tsk, where's the good god Chungang? Why didn't you say a word?"
"Great God Longteng? Hehe, there are many great gods in the group, this one is not bad."
"If you want to pretend, you can only say that you have come to the wrong place."
"It feels like a lot of liars."
"Do you really think we are that easy to be fooled?"
"Young man, I advise you to take mouse tail juice. When you come in, you should learn a little bit. It will be good if you can successfully sign a contract and put it on the shelves. Don't worry about the subscription."
"..."
Li Chungang looked bewildered, feeling that the door to a new world had opened.
It seems that I have been standing on the top of the mountain for too long, and I have already forgotten the taste of the foot of the mountain.
No wonder I saw the so-called "Wan Ding Da Shen" and "a monthly income of tens of thousands" on the online forum, so you can easily date several girls. It seems that life is better than their monthly income. A true master with tens of millions of levels is even more chic.
Look at people's hugs from left to right, and look at Eagle, who is already in his thirties and is still a bachelor. There is a contrast at once.
Li Chungang is heartbroken, wow, why am I... ahem, why are girls so disrespectful now? !
Dull.
One of the guys with the title of "God of Moonlight" on the front of his vest even sneered at Li Chungang directly: "@至春运犬朝土吴吧Uncle, pretending to be a great god to come to a training group like ours to share writing experience to bluff and deceive is very Fun? This is an illegal act, and you will be held accountable by law!"
Following this topic, other people in the group talked about it, and some of them wanted to call the police immediately.
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Li Chungang: "I'm not lying, I'm really pure and honest. As for the Hall of Fame certification you mentioned, this is the first time I've heard of it."
What he said was sincere, but no one in the group believed it.
"Now pretending to be a great god doesn't use his brain, and he keeps repeating the same routine."
"Stop pretending, showdown! I'm still Jack Mata's daughter, if I don't write well, I will go home and inherit the family property."
"Believe it or not, if I tell Boss Longteng, even if you are Zhichun Zhigang, you will still be banned?"
"..."
Fuck, what's going on with the people in this group, so angry?
Li Chungang's egg hurts extremely.
It's so sad that I, the real Dragon Platinum God, was suppressed by a group of cute new writers who still need training from Dragon.
On the contrary, the instigator, the eagle-eating chicken cub, hid aside and looked at the chat records, laughing like a pig.
The majestic Chungang God, facing a group of young mengxins, is so embarrassed, I really laughed my father to death.
No, you must take a screenshot!
It is better to have fun alone than to have fun with others. You must send screenshots to each group so that everyone can see and see.
Compared with code words, this is more interesting.
Even eagles and chickens can't help admiring themselves for being so witty and lurking in such an interesting training group for cute new authors.
After reading it for a while, Li Chungang realized that most of the authors in this group were newcomers whose first book was lucky enough to reach the threshold of being signed and released.
If he guessed correctly, most of the writers gathered in the group were the editorial teams of various classified channels who thought they looked down upon them, and in order to cope with the sudden establishment of a writer training group by the superiors, they simply put them all together. It's stuffed in, and as for whether it can pass the training and become a talent...
It depends on their respective creations.
Since it is a writer training group, the most important thing is the sharing of various writing experiences and case files of various writing skills.
When you open the group files, you can see a large number of files. There are all kinds of materials that can be used for learning and selling, as well as experience talks from various masters, and even various novels compiled by Longteng professional editors. success stories etc.
It can be said that as long as you can sink your heart and read the contents of a large number of files in the group files carefully, unless you have an elm head, you should be rewarded.
It is a pity that Li Chungang did not see the cases of his own works in these successful cases, but he quickly felt relieved after thinking about it, because his works are a bit too prominent in "personal style", obviously not Generally, new writers can learn from them.
Styles like "Fighting Swords in the Snow" and "The Sword Comes" are really beyond the reach of ordinary people.
Then "Ghost Blowing Lantern" and "Medical Skills" require a lot of professional knowledge. Can you expect a new author to spend a lot of time preparing for these before writing?This is unrealistic!
Not to mention the last "Full-time Master", the editors have just finished this article and have no time to analyze it.
The things shared so far are all "old calendar" things.
In addition, there are seven or eight responsible editors from the Longteng Writer Training Group stationed in the group. In addition to giving small classes and popularizing knowledge to the writers in the group, most of the time they can also show them manuscripts and give them advice. give pointers.
"Damn chicken, when did it become so difficult to prove that you are yourself?"
I finally understand what it feels like to be asked to prove that I am myself.
Li Chungang had no choice but to grope in the button function for a long time but couldn't find where the hall of fame certification of the youngest son was. Forced to have no choice but to show them the screenshot of the author ID in the backstage of his author.
"You should believe it this time, right?"
However, the facts proved that he was still too naive and underestimated the strength of the masters.
"Hehe, there are a lot of screenshots like this on the Internet, what can it explain?"
"It's not that the name of the background author, Mr. Chungang, has never been posted. I have seen many people post it."
"Can you be a little sincere in deceiving people?"
Li Chungang sighed and sent out the subscription screenshot of the earliest work "Ghost Blowing the Lantern".
"Here, see, my background subscription."
Should they believe it now?
however--
"Hehe, the little things are quite unique, and you are well prepared to pretend to be a great god."
"Do you think you are the only one who knows how to PS? Hehe, if you are really pure and pure, then I will still be a young man!"
"Uncle, your methods are outdated. To be a liar, you must keep pace with the times! How long has it been since "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" is finished, and the book that Zhichun Zhigang is serializing now is "Sword Come"!"
Me, uncle?
Li Chungang was stunned.
I'm only 22 years old, yet I'm being called an uncle!
Are there post-10s in the group? !
Actually being educated by a group of brats, Li Chungang said that he was really desperate.
By the way, what about the guy that the eagle eats the chicken cub?
After you pulled me in, you punk, you didn't say a word, so hurry up and send out the screenshot of your subscription!
This is not, say Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.
The eagle eating the chicken cub also said a word at the right time, but Li Chungang didn't expect that this guy would be an inappropriate person directly.
"Well, you guys are smarter. In fact, I'm just pretending. My real identity is a flutter. Hey ~ this is my background subscription map."
The picture subscription he sent out is only 6112, I don't know where to find it, it may be a book written by a certain vest of his.
This bitch!
Li Chungang didn't want to talk anymore.
Then the author who has always been the most active in the group suddenly changed the topic: "Forget it, let's not talk about it, I'm going to start coding, the room has been opened, is there anyone here to spell?"
"Me, me, me! I must write 4000 words today!"
"Hey, I've already written 4000, so I'm going to keep it full time, I'm so happy."
"I'm envious of the boss who keeps full attendance, Orz!"
"Salted fish is so weak, there are only 1500 characters left before 4000 characters."
"Hehe, you hot chickens, I still have to write 6000 today!"
"Worship the boss!"
"Bow to the boss."
"Bring tea to the boss!"
"..."
Li Chungang silently glanced at his word count today, 51513 words.
Suddenly sighed: "I wrote more than 5 today, and I feel so-so. I'm still too salty recently."
As soon as these words were posted on the group, there was a sudden silence.
for a while—
"Oh, you will die if you don't brag?"
"Girls won't like a man who talks about running trains."
"Ha ha."
"You were invited by the administrator to leave the Longteng writer training group."
What did i do wrong?
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