What should I do if the system forces me to copy books?

Sometimes the Internet is like this. What was originally three or four points, netizens can add salt and vinegar to you to seven or eight points.

Under the crowd, the whole thing is still in the state of eating melons, and he himself is one of these people eating melons. How deep the "water" in the entertainment industry is, ordinary people can't understand it. Even Li Chungang dared to wait and see the development of the situation.

In addition to this, if there is any major event, in fact, there is.

In the past two days, there has been an uproar on the Internet, that is, Berlin, the capital of Germany, is about to be completely occupied by "crayfish" as an alien species, which seriously affects the normal life of local residents.

When Li Chungang saw this headline news, he thought he had encountered those hateful headlines again. He has been fooled a lot. There was an old man in his seventies who was kidnapped by a young girl and left seven children unattended. , and then there will be "the world's largest tight-fitting uniform wild party", if you really believe these headlines as soon as the party opens...

You will find that the former is just the well-known "Gourd Baby" in China, and the latter is just a large group of Ultramans having a party, nothing more!

However, the attribute of "foodie" made him unable to help but click in. Who knew that after looking at the content, he realized that it was really true.

German embassy in China: "The army of crayfish has captured Berlin, waiting for the army of foodies to come. If you are interested, sign up quickly."

Fuck, I didn’t expect that the name of the “Great Foodie Empire” has spread far and wide overseas, and it’s not common for people in China to like to eat crayfish. It is said that the crayfish eaten by domestic foodies in a year can cover three layers around the earth and stars. There are many.

Li Chungang bared his teeth. Before that, his impression of Germany was that in a certain World Cup, the German chariot beat Brazil 7-1 at that time. As a pseudo-fan who only likes to watch every four years, this should be It was one of the few scenes in my memory that could be called a "tragedy".

In addition, there are some not-so-good descriptions and stereotypes about this country from textbooks, so let’s not mention them.

As for the German dragon tooth?

Emmmm, would you like to be eaten as a rare species or as an endangered species?

We can ask for help from our big foodie empire. Obviously, they are completely helpless with these crayfish army. In addition, the reproduction ability of the crayfish army is terrifying. There is really no good way to deal with these red little guys. .

Li Chungang looked at some pictures on the Internet, and there was indeed a sea of ​​red crayfish all over the ground, but no one picked it up like this, it was a waste of money!

It would be great if there were free crayfish to eat in China.

Chapter 476 The Mystery of Rumors: Making Friends out of Nothing (Two in One)

From the pictures on the Internet, it seems that there are quite a lot of crayfish legions in this large area like a red ocean, but don't forget, we are at least 40 billion people!

Many foodies left messages under the news and said directly: As long as you give me a chance, I can eat up the amount of an army by myself.

I don't know if it can eat up the entire army, but if all these crayfish are caught and imported into the country, the domestic consumption power will definitely make foreigners doubt their lives.According to incomplete domestic statistics, millions of tons of crayfish alone will be eaten in a year. If the scale of farming is not large enough, it is estimated that it will be a matter of time before they are eaten as an endangered species.

But it’s really not cost-effective to fly to Germany to eat crayfish. A round-trip air ticket costs several thousand, not to mention the troublesome things like visas.

Besides, it’s not that we don’t have crayfish in our country. In recent years, the number of self-employed people who have joined the army of crayfish farming has increased sharply year after year. Otherwise, they can’t keep up with the speed at which domestic foodies eliminate crayfish, especially in southern cities such as Chengdu and Changsha. , Supper is inseparable from crayfish.

As the second existence in the night food chain of the southern people, crayfish is a popular niche in the night snack world, active in night snack bars all year round.

The most important thing is that although the crayfish is small, it is somewhat related to the lobster.The price of one of Bolong and Aolong is so expensive that many people are reluctant to eat it, but crayfish is different, and you can eat to your heart's content for a few tens of dollars.

/manual funny

When you see crayfish, you can’t help but think of late-night snacks. When you think of late-night snacks, you can’t help thinking of oysters, the absolute No. 1 food chain for late-night snacks.

Why is it said that oysters are the well-deserved first in the supper chain, mainly because men and women love to eat them!

Presumably crayfish, Li Chungang naturally prefers the latter.

Oysters are not only fat, but also rich in nutrition, no less than geoduck, and more pleasing than geoduck.

The southern way of eating is mainly charcoal-grilled oysters with garlic. Food stalls and restaurants may add some rice noodles, but barbecue stalls generally do not, but the taste is still delicious.

No, when I think of the fatness of oysters, I can't help drooling.

Li Chungang rubbed his belly, feeling a little hungry, and looked at the time, it was only before 11 o'clock, it was still early, or... go out to eat barbecue for supper?

Generally speaking, September to April of the following year is the best season for eating oysters, and May is the season when oysters start to breed, so it is no problem to eat fresh and plump oysters at this time of.

What's more, he didn't understand it when he was single and widowed, but now he understands it!No matter how healthy a man is, sometimes he still needs some "external force" to help, and oysters with very good aphrodisiac effects are a good choice.

Ask Lin Meng, she hesitates and refuses, saying that she is not used to eating supper too late, and the barbecue is greasy and easy to gain weight.

It's a pity for Li Chungang, He Miao is still typing, after thinking about it, forget it, let's call the three animals out after returning to Yanjing tomorrow, I can still bear it for a day.

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1.3, the last day before the end of the New Year's Day holiday.

Li Chungang and He Miao bid farewell to Lin Meng and took a direct flight to Yanjing to return to Yanjing. It was already night when the plane landed. Although there was still some time before supper time, it did not prevent him from going back to Beijing, who was already a bit hungry. After simply putting down your luggage at the villa, you are ready to go out to "forage".

Call Li Changshou directly to ask if he is free for supper, and by the way, ask other people in the dormitory.

Li Changshou, Su Yu, and Chen Cang all returned to school today. When they heard that there was a supper, they immediately responded in a loud voice.

There are always a few people that you can call out with just one phone call.

"Boss Li, you've worked hard. You can fix the location and send us a location, and we'll be there soon!" Li Changshou said with a smile on the phone.

Li Chungang scolded with a smile: "Ma Liu, hurry up, but if you keep me waiting too long, you will pay for it yourself!"

"OKOK, I'll be there right away!" Li Changshou quickly agreed.

Considering that the three of them were already at school, it would not be good to run too far in the middle of the night, so Li Chungang deliberately chose a nightclub not far from the school at the beginning.

There is still a short distance from the dormitory to the school gate, 5 minutes is barely enough, plus you have to take a taxi to the nightclub, it is estimated that it will take about 10 minutes in total, so Li Chungang told them to come out quickly, don't dawdle of.

He Miao stretched her waist and said tiredly, "Are you going out so late?"

Li Chungang took his mobile phone, car keys and other items, changed into a pair of comfortable flip flops and was ready to go out. Hearing this, he replied with a smile: "Well, I have a supper with Lao Li and Xiaoyu, and I may come back later. These few days If you are tired of typing, rest first, I brought the key."

"That's good." He Miao nodded.

The supper shop during the holidays was full of people. Fortunately, there was still a short time before the real supper time. The supper shop he was looking for was the time-honored name among the supper shops near Tsinghua University. At this time I could already see that there were already seven or eight customers sitting in the store. Fortunately, when I arrived, some customers just checked out and left, and a table was vacated, which was just the right size for four people to sit.

"Boss, do you have crayfish and oysters?" Li Chungang asked.

The boss smiled all over his face: "There must be, as many as you want!"

Li Chungang nodded in satisfaction, this looks like the number one word of mouth.

"Four people, you look at the signature and grill everything. Except for oysters and crayfish, the others are also served for four people. Well, by the way, let's have a half dozen beers, pure draft."

Barbecue with temper, the more you drink, the better!

But alcohol is such a thing, drinking too much is not beneficial, just enliven the atmosphere properly.Li Chungang doesn't like persuading him to drink, and he hates others persuading him to drink. If he wants to drink, he can pour it himself.

Half a dozen beers, four people, no more, no less, more than one bottle per person, even if you can't finish it in the end, just return it.

In addition, Li Chungang also ordered some more favorite food, such as grilled corn and grilled eggplant, which are long and thick.

As for Flammulina velutipes and Suanxin, he disdains them, they are short and small!

There is also Pipi Shrimp, which is very popular recently, on the barbecue stand, but it has no meat and the taste is not very good. Li Chungang doesn't like it. Anyone who likes it can eat it, anyway, he doesn't eat it.

The boss smiled happily: "Okay! Please sit down for a while, and I will be here soon!"

Although there are only four people, the portion of the food ordered is not small, which is not a small business.

In addition, there is a young waiter in the store to help clean up the tables. After cleaning up, Li Chungang and others chose a seat in a random direction. Unlike the magic city that is still full of enthusiasm at this time, Yanjing in the north is already Started to feel a deep chill.

After sitting for a while, the three of Li Changshou and the others got off the car in a Didi. One and the other were wearing normal clothes, except for the flip flops under their feet, which were exactly the same.From a long way away, they saw the coquettish figure of the three brothers, and several tables beside them couldn't help casting their eyes over it.

Su Yu, the sand sculpture, waved wildly at him from a distance.

Li Chungang covered his face, really wanted to punch him flying.

In the midst of laughing and laughing, each sat down.Snacks such as peanuts, sour radishes, and sour kelp were served first. After the quilt was washed, beer was filled, and it didn't take long for various barbecues to be served in an endless stream.

A few people started to talk nonsense, from class trivial matters to international disputes, from international disputes to Li Chungang's victory in the Seven Star Literature Cup. Never stopped.

Perhaps this is youth.

"Boss, are the oysters and crayfish ready?" Li Chungang couldn't help urging the oysters to take longer.

The boss quickly replied: "It's almost there, please wait a little longer, it's not tasty enough."

"Okay, please hurry up." Li Chungang waved his hand.

Su Yu's eyes lit up: "Mr. Li, did you also order oysters and crayfish?"

"Well, the crayfish ordered two flavors of garlic and spicy. There should be several dozen oysters. I didn't ask, and let the boss look at the arrangement. Anyway, if it's not enough, we can order more, which doesn't count. matter!" Li Chungang said nonchalantly.

I used to go out to eat barbecue, looking at the menu and still tangling about what to eat for a long time. In fact, I was tangled and tangled. Was it because I didn’t have money?

If you have money, you can order whatever you want, so there is no need to worry so much!

So, Qian Temiao is really a good thing!

Thinking of this, Li Chungang sighed again: "Both of them have girlfriends, so eat more oysters for supplements, or you will suffer from kidney deficiency at a young age, which is not good."

Immediately, everyone laughed and scolded.

The charcoal-grilled garlic oysters were quickly brought to the table. Regardless of the hot hands, everyone quickly took one and put it in front of them and began to eat.

It tastes amazing!

It's really delicious!

Immediately afterwards, two large plates of red crayfish with different flavors were brought to the table. Looking at the cute pattern of the crayfish, one couldn’t help but open their index fingers.

A supper lasted until almost 12:30, and the table in front of the four of them was completely messed up at this time. After paying the bill, Li Chungang called a driver to help him go home.

As for Li Changshou and the three of them...

Together, they are almost a hundred years old, so there is no need for him to worry, and besides, they have drunk a lot of alcohol, and each of them is still thinking clearly.

When he got home, he found that He Miao had gone to bed first, so Li Chungang sniffed the smell of alcohol on his body, it was better not to disturb her, and after taking a bath to clear his mind, he went to the guest room to spend the night.

Next, the days returned to the step-by-step life, except that the college specially held a celebration for him to celebrate his winning the Seven Star Literature Cup this time.

Until one day, suddenly several people in the Big Nervous Club group, Aite Li Chungang, said: "Chungang, something has happened! You should go to the online literature Jianghu forum to have a look, someone broke the news that you are a fan, and the object is still a mere There is a 14-year-old underage girl."

Li Chungang was taken aback: "Huh?"

I'm a fan?

Still a 14-year-old underage loli! ?

Neuropathy!

However, when Li Chungang saw the screenshots sent by other authors in the group, he immediately became angry.

As a good friend, "Monk Going to the Brothel" specially sent a specific screenshot to Li Chungang in a private chat, which was a post on the Internet Literature Jianghu Forum.

The title is: "It is said to be the most pure and the best fan?"

Very simple question, right?

However, the simpler the topic, the easier it is to attract the attention of people who eat melons.

First of all, "Zhi Chun Zhi Gang" is a top-level existence among Longteng Platinum authors. This author's nickname itself represents many meanings. It can be said that every move has attracted the attention of the entire Internet literature community and even related industries.

Furthermore, the topic of "fucking fans" subconsciously stimulates the nerves of some people. When they see this kind of related information, their eyes light up and they can't help but come in.

And "Zhichun Zhigang" + "Fan" is not such a simple matter as 1+1=2.

what?

To Chun Zhi Gang fuck fans?

What the hell!

Many people's first reaction was not to believe it, but the next second they became inexplicably excited. What if... what if it is true?

That would be really big news!

So you must watch in the front row as soon as possible!

And the content of this post:

"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect the Great God to do such a thing. Fortunately, I thought he was so clean. He looks sanctimonious on the surface, but I didn't expect that he was also a man who steals and prostitutes secretly. I heard from friends that the victim was only a 14-year-old Underage girl, tsk tsk tsk ~ you are indeed a master, you really know how to play!"

Just a few simple lines, nothing else, no solid evidence, not even a screenshot, it's as simple as that.Judging from the title of the post, the other party "listened to what a friend said". As for whether it was the long-lost legendary skill of "making friends out of thin air", it is not known.

However, between the lines, it seems that the fact that "Zhi Chun Zhi Gang" is a fan has been confirmed, which makes people preconceived and mistakenly think that "Zhi Chun Zhi Gang" is really a fan.

Therefore, as soon as this post appeared, it immediately attracted the attention of many people, and various replies appeared one after another:

"Eating melons in the front row, is it true or not?"

"The landlord speaks with evidence, and although I haven't seen the Chungang Master Mixed Network Wenjianghu Forum, I still have to advise that the Internet is not illegal."

"Reply upstairs: Hehe, I just listened to what my friends said, and I didn't say anything."

"Didn't say anything? Are you teasing me? Is this called not saying anything?"

"The landlord, you are afraid that you are not the only hermaphrodite in the new century, right? Otherwise, how can you speak in a strange way!"