The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

How will he deal with himself then?

Loyalty and filial piety cannot be both.

A few days later, Zhuge Qiao gathered a group of clean-born and strong-bodied children from aristocratic families, and came to the school grounds of General Zuo's mansion to meet Liu Chan.

Liu Chan also practiced for a few days on a whim, but these days the battle of Hanzhong was at a stalemate, and Yizhou men were fighting for women's luck. How could he, an idle son, have the ability to gather so many soldiers, so he could only study with the inner guards of the mansion. The map is enjoyable, while lifting the stone lock to build strength, there is no feeling of training at all.

On the contrary, Zhuge Qiao brought more than 200 sons from the family, each with bright armor and holding sticks,

Seeing Liu Chan, the more than 200 people bowed down on one knee in unison, which made people feel emotional.

"No, brother Zhuge, where did these people come from? Don't delay the frontline affairs in Hanzhong because of me."

Liu Chan still had some doubts in his heart, his military training would not be useful for a while, and one more person in Hanzhong would give him more strength.

Zhuge Qiao stood beside Liu Chan, staring ahead, barely moving his lips, whispered in a voice that only Liu Chan could hear:

"Young master, do you think all the generals in Yizhou can gather to respond to an order?"

"Of course, shouldn't it?"

Zhuge Qiao smiled bitterly and said:

"The truth is this, but even if my father forces them, these children will definitely not go to Hanzhong. They might as well hand them over to the young master for training, which can be regarded as an explanation to the lord."

Liu Chan widened his eyes and said angrily:

"Why is this happening? Isn't the military division a way to appease and raise traitors?"

"Shut up, shut up," Zhuge Qiao saw Liu Chan getting angry, and quickly tugged at his sleeve, winking and said:

"My lord first came to Yizhou, and when people's hearts were still uncertain, there was a big battle, and it was the time when the people of Shu needed their help.

The great clans in central Shu have deep roots, and it is absolutely impossible for their sons and daughters to go on a dangerous expedition to Hanzhong.

It's better to let them send it to the young master, so that we can have a game and explain it to the master. "

"A game? Brother Zhuge thinks that my brother's military training and learning is really a game?"

Chapter 9

After Liu Bei occupied Yizhou, he showed his goodwill and began to vigorously appoint the nobles in Yizhou, provided them with generous treatment, and expected them to become his arms.

But at this time Liu Bei's foundation is still weak, and he may be uprooted by Cao Cao at any time and lose everything.

Therefore, the gentry in Yizhou cooperated closely with Liu Bei on the surface, and either did not work hard on many important issues, or the yin and yang eccentricities made Liu Bei secretly tripped, and were ready to see Liu Bei's jokes.

During Liu Bei's expedition, Zhang Yu, a powerful clan leader in Yizhou, was frequently angry with Liu Bei's actions, claiming that Liu Bei would be defeated.

Before Zhuge Liang asked Yang Hong about sending troops, it wasn't because he didn't want to support Liu Bei who was struggling in Hanzhong, but he was worried that the Shu people would take the opportunity to make trouble.

It wasn't until he got Yang Hong's firm answer that he expressed Yang Hong's acting as the prefect of Shu County and arrested him as soon as possible.

The small aristocratic family couldn't resist Zhuge Liang and Yang Hong, and was also worried that Liu Bei would come back to kill people, so they could only pinch their noses and send all their children to the battlefield.

But Zhuge Liang, who owns a large area of ​​land and production tools, can't be provoked. Anyway, just a few direct descendants of his family can't affect too much of the problem. Simply organize them all to play with Liu Chan, and it can be regarded as a gift for outsiders. an explanation.

This is where Zhuge Liang has a high EQ.

As for whether Liu Chan is playing?

Nonsense, the champion Hou didn't go to battle until he was 16 years old, what's the difference between Liu Chan's military training at the age of 12 and children and mud.

Liu Chan secretly clenched his fists, seeing the smirks of all the people bowing down in front of him, the anger gradually rose in his heart, and he almost pointed his nose and scolded these people for being disloyal and unfilial.

However, he finally calmed down.

It would work if they yelled loudly, my father would have come to the door and sprayed them to death one by one,

What's the use of doing what your father can't do?

what can we do about it?

Zhuge Qiao saw Liu Chan's face turned blue and white, and regretted it secretly.

If he had known this earlier, he should have made an agreement with Liu Chan in advance to prevent this young man from exploding and doing irrational things.

"My lord, the gentlemen are still waiting, if... If there is nothing to do today, why don't we go out and practice?"

A hundred thoughts had already turned quickly in Liu Chan's mind, he sneered, and took two steps forward slowly,

Just when everyone thought that Liu Chan was going to say something, his figure suddenly swayed, and he fell directly to the ground with a bang, which made Zhuge Qiao tremble suddenly.

"Son!"

He hurried up to help Liu Chan, but before he leaned over, Liu Chan got up quickly and sat cross-legged on the ground.

"Sir, are you alright?"

Sitting cross-legged on the ground, Liu Chan had a serious expression, and there was a strange aura all over his body.

He raised his head slightly to look at the scorching sun above his head, and then slowly moved forward, which made the children of the aristocratic families waiting in line shiver uncontrollably.

Liu Chan smiled and said:

"I am the God of Haotian. Seeing such a beautiful day today, I specially use Liu Chan's body to go down to the world."

(Oracle bone inscriptions already contain the word God)

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, seeing that Liu Chan's eyes were clear, he did not look crazy, and they didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

Zhuge Qiao originally wanted to help Liu Chan up, but now he stayed on the spot at a loss, and said with a wry smile:

"Sir, this..."

"Zhuge Qiao, go to Liu Chan's room and get some tin cans."

"Tin can?"

"Those iron cans are the most important treasures I gave Liu Chan, and you can take them."

Zhuge Qiao was at a loss, but he didn't dare to refuse.

In this era, witches and Gu are rampant, and everyone insists that they would rather believe what they have than believe what they don't have,

Seeing Liu Chan suddenly claiming to be the God of Haotian, although everyone felt that it was absurd, no one dared to jump out to correct him for a while.

It's just that there are magic sticks everywhere in Yizhou, and Liu Chan's acting skills are still far behind those of those sticks.

Most people think that this is a child's playfulness on purpose, watching Liu Chan's performance with a half-smile.

Not long after, Zhuge Qiao ran back with a box of tin cans, huffing and puffing.

He put the box in front of Liu Chan respectfully, and looked at the strange red tin cans neatly stacked in the box, and gradually became a little suspicious in his heart.

Is it really a godsend?

"Young master, here it is."

Liu Chan nodded, slowly reached out and took out an iron can, weighed it in his hand, and suddenly threw the can high into the crowd, saying loudly:

"Use my true energy to harmonize the good fortune of the heavens and the earth!"

Liu Chan's voice was clear and loud. Seeing the red tin can flying into the sky, everyone looked up stupidly, thinking that the tin can would explode in the sky in the next second, and something strange would appear.

"oops……"

It's a pity that nothing strange happened. The iron can drew a wonderful arc in an ordinary way, and hit the face of a tall, wide-faced man heavily. He covered his face in pain and screamed, almost directly Back the past.

Liu Chan: ...

"Sir, is this?"

Liu Chan held back his embarrassment and sighed slowly:

"This is a rare treasure of good fortune. It is bestowed on you by heaven. If you take it, you can prolong your life by one month!"

This thing is placed in the warehouse of the Internet cafe together with the instant noodles. It seems to contain something drinkable. It should... It should taste good.

It's just that after Liu Chan got the box back, he didn't feel the coolness from the ice compress before. He thought something was wrong, but he was careful, and he never opened it.

If it hadn't been for this scene today, he would have kept it for a few more days, and waited for Liu Bangqiang to come and find out how to use it.

The nosebleeds of the broad-faced man burst out from the blow, he covered his mouth and nose in pain, smiled helplessly, and bowed:

"Thank you, Mr. Ju Fu, for your generosity."

Liu Chan's embarrassing scene made Gou Fu not believe that he was Haotianxiafan,

But Liu Chan is young after all, and he is still Liu Bei's son, so a little playfulness is not unacceptable.

He stopped the nosebleed for a while, then picked up the tin can and looked at it carefully under the sympathetic eyes of his companion, but his expression immediately became serious.

What is this?

Ju Fu is a wealthy family in Brazil County, he has a luxurious family and has seen many extraordinary things, but as soon as he got his hands on this "iron pot", he immediately felt that it was definitely not a human thing.

"Hey, why is this iron as thin as a cicada's wing?"

He squeezed the body of the can carefully, and saw that the body of the can was neither gold nor iron, and it would sag immediately with a little force, but the surface was still unbroken, which was really incredible.

Zhuge Qiao also discovered the magic of the "iron can". He stretched his neck to look over it, then carefully looked at Liu Chan who was still sitting cross-legged on the ground, and subconsciously stepped back a few steps to the side.

"Thank you, thank you Haotian for your gift!"

Just this tin can is absolutely uncontrollable in the world, how dare Ju Fu disbelieve Liu Chan's words at this time, and quickly bowed to the ground regardless of the pain.

Liu Chan was secretly refreshed, but his face remained calm.

He smiled lightly and said:

"This thing is nothing more than an ordinary product in the heaven and earth. If you are lucky, you might as well drink it now."

"This……"

The cans are all so wonderful, and they must be filled with good things.

Ju Fu originally wanted to take it home and offer it to his parents when they were old and frail, but Liu Chan asked him to drink it now, and he dared not refuse.

He bowed respectfully again, picked up the "iron can" and turned it up and down under the envious eyes of everyone, the more he looked at it, the more magical he felt.

Although the tank is red in color, the surface is very smooth, unlike other mineral pigment layers that already have some unevenness.

Moreover, the body of this jar does not know how to make it, and there is no gap at all. Ju Fu looked for a long time but couldn't find where the bottle cap was.

Naturally, he didn't dare to ask Haotian more about such trivial matters, so he could only look at the people around him for help with a wry smile.

Zhuge Qiao stepped forward quickly, thought for a moment, and said:

"There is a small ring on the round lid, you can try it."

"Oh," Ju Fu stretched out his hand cautiously, and touched it lightly, and the tab was lifted slightly.

That's how it is, it's amazing!

Ju Fu was extremely excited, he solemnly squeezed the pot in his hand, and pulled it hard with his index finger, only to hear a bang, and a jet of ink dragon spurted out.

Ju Fu couldn't dodge in time, and was sprayed right on!

"oops!"

The descendants of these aristocratic families have never seen such a spectacle before, and they never imagined that there is such a galloping and violent thing in this jar.

Only then did they understand that it was Haotian who sealed the object in the jar with noble magic power, and pulling the ring would release the object back to the world.

Thinking of this episode, everyone who was waiting to see Liu Chan's joke just now bowed down in unison, kowtowed and said:

"May the Haotian God be merciful, accept this supernatural power!"

Liu Chan didn't expect that such a terrible thing was contained in the jar. If he hadn't been sitting cross-legged, he would have jumped up in fright.

Seeing Jufu's dazed look with black water on his face, Liu Chan asked guiltyly:

"How is this thing?"

Ju Fu was stunned by the spray, and seeing God Haotian asking, he licked his lips and immediately widened his eyes.

"There are such... such delicious things in the world!"

He blurted out excitedly, seeing that the rush in the tank subsided, he boldly gulped it down into his stomach, and then spit out a mouthful of stale air with a gulp.

"Well, it's so delicious, this thing is really wonderful,

Disciple Gou Fu, disciple Gou Fu has eyes but no pearls, thank God for the treasure! "