The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

Was it Yang Qun who brought Liu Chan here?

When Ma Qin and Gao Sheng put together their two smart heads, it was easy to come to such a conclusion.

Moreover, when they heard that Liu Chan's vanguard was only 200 people, they felt even more ghostly.

This group of Yang is very popular in Shu County, and it was broken up by one group. Could it be because they voted for Liu Bei early, and now they are playing dogs for Liu Bei?

Well, very likely,

Normal people would not plan to let them turn in the direction of Langzhong, isn't that courting death?

"Brother, what should I do? Do you still want to run?" Gao Sheng asked.

"Run? I have been waiting in Qi County for a long time,

If he ran away, he might be in the arms of old Liu Bei. "

Ma Qin has been a thief for many years, and he still has good judgment.

He quickly made a decision:

"Yang Qun told us to run, we will do the opposite,

Tell the children to be smarter, let's get ready and attack Liu Chan first! "

When a desperado like Gao Sheng heard that Liu Chan was going to be beaten, his blood surged, he patted his chest and said:

"I'm the pioneer, and I'm opening the way for the elder brother!"

"No, although Liu Chan's troops are small, they must be the elite soldiers of Yuan Cong under Liu Bei's account.

It can only be counted, not defeated.

Call Yang Qun to come and let this guy come up with an idea. "

"Let him give advice?" Gao Sheng was shocked, "If he makes money from me, wouldn't he be throwing himself into a trap?"

"Hmph, this guy is here to be a lobbyist for Liu Chan, trying to persuade me to give up Qixian County, but I certainly didn't expect that I would dare to take the initiative.

Let this guy make a plan, and keep a close eye on him, and Liu Chan will definitely be unprepared.

If we attack and destroy Liu Chan in one fell swoop, the surrounding counties will be shocked.

Hey, Liu Bei really thought I was afraid of his yellow-mouthed child! "

Gao Sheng nodded repeatedly and praised:

"Brother is good at planning."

The two of them had decided on a plan, so they immediately called Yang Qun to discuss it.

When Yang Qun heard that the two were going to surprise Liu Chan, he was shocked:

"The two generals can't. Although Liu Chan's first battalion is weak in strength, the surrounding county troops are dispatched in full force. There may be one or two thousand people. Our army has no advantage in strength."

"What's more, Liu Chan's various evil sects, the weapons in their hands are as sharp as mud, and the armor on their bodies is even more invulnerable.

I'm waiting to attack rashly..."

Ma Qin knew that Yang Qun would shirk, he looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, saying:

"If a husband does not eat five tripods in life, he will be rich in five tripods when he dies.

Liu Chan Ruzi has only two hundred soldiers. If I, Ma Qin, leave without a fight, wouldn't I be ridiculed by the heroes of the world? "

"No need to say too much, brothers Ji just need to make plans for us, swords and swords have no eyes on the battlefield, life and death will depend on fate!"

Yang Qun would like to introduce to Ma Qin the tragic ending of the master father Yan who said, "If a husband is not born with five tripods, he will die with five tripods".

It can be seen that Ma Qin has a fierce look on his face, and he also knows that if he refuses to make a good plan, he is afraid that these two people will chop him up first.

What a pity, these two warriors suspected that I was involved with Liu Chan and came to catch them on purpose, right?

The situation is stronger than people, Yang Qun had no choice but to smile wryly:

"Since that's the case, Qun has no choice but to make a fool of herself—"

He asked Ma Qinxian to send someone to investigate the situation of Liu Chan's camp.

Seeing that Liu Chan and the armies of the counties did not join forces, but scattered camps, he was finally relieved.

"If all the armies surnamed Liu join forces, I will never be able to stop them.

But if we divide our troops and set up camps, we may not be opponents.

General Ma can first send his men to attack the camps in other counties at night, set fire to make more noise, bluff,

Everyone didn't know the military situation in the middle of the night, so they decided to defend themselves and dare not move rashly.

Liu Chan was young, and when he saw the camps being attacked in the dark, he decided to hide in the camp and dare not go out without permission.

At that time, General Ma led 500 people to attack the front, and General Gao led 700 people to attack from the rear.

Liu Chan escaped with his life. In the end, as soon as all the weapons, food and grass were to be returned to me, how could he dare to commit another crime in the future? "

Wonderful!

Both Ma Qin and Gao Sheng are reckless men with one intestine to the end, and when they heard such a plan, they were immediately overwhelmed.

Ma Qin laughed and said:

"It's better for Brother Ji to plan well. In the battle tonight, Liu Chan must be captured to avenge Brother Ji.

Brother Ji, do you dare to fight side by side with me? "

Yang Qun bit the bullet and said:

"Naturally."

"That's good!" Ma Qin said with a sinister smile, "Hurry up and get together!"

Gao Sheng also happily said:

"Why don't you say that Brother Ji Zhong is good at using soldiers? Sure enough.

I heard that Liu Chan is arrogant and extravagant, and the 200-man expedition brought extra carts, which were packed with many rare and rare treasures. Today's battle will be the time for us to make a fortune! "

Yang Qun could only sigh helplessly when he saw Gao Sheng's nature as a thief.

Thinking of Liu Chan's rare treasures, he was moved and said:

"In Liu Chan's car, there is a thing called Latiao.

Eat it, the mouth will be hot, and the whole body will be warm. It is a good product for dispelling dampness and appetizing.

Yizhou is full of dampness, if you get this thing to remove dampness, it will be just right! "

"Wonderful!" Gao Sheng smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll grab them all tonight!"

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"Ah!"

Liu Chan sneezed for no reason, and reluctantly put the Coke aside.

When the county troops in the surrounding counties heard that Liu Chan was going to attack Qi County, they all rushed to join in the fun.

It's just that the elites of the surrounding counties have already rushed to Hanzhong, and the rest are a group of rangers who are good at making troubles.

The crowd gathered together to make a fuss, and they couldn't see the elite posture at all, which made Liu Chan even more dizzy.

It's all Zhuge Qiao's fault, why do you have to come here?

If so many people lose another battle, I will be ashamed to go to Jingzhou.

What left Liu Chan speechless the most was a ranger named Deng Tong. He was tall, strong as a bull, and his voice was like thunder. He claimed to be the invincible general in Shu, and insisted on showing off his martial arts in front of Liu Chan.

It is a good thing to have martial arts, but Deng Tong was already drunk when he said this, and he could see four human figures when he looked at Liu Chan, who was kicked to the ground by Liu Chan.

If it wasn't for the sake of saving face for the other county troops who came to support him, Liu Chan really wanted to ask someone to throw him back directly.

"Hey, they are all such idiots, how can we fight this battle?"

At night, Liu Chan made himself a bowl of instant noodles, trying to see if he could travel through the military tent and enter the Internet cafe.

But it's clearly wishful thinking.

Liu Chan had no choice but to slurp and enjoy the instant noodles in the dim candlelight.

Outside the tent, Deng Tong's even snoring went up and down, making Liu Chan restless.

He really regretted putting this guy in the camp.

Liu Chan stretched himself, and asked someone to gag Deng Tong's mouth, and prepared to lie down and take a nap by himself, and then discuss with the princes how to meet the enemy tomorrow.

But just as he closed his eyes, he heard a commotion outside, and couldn't help becoming nervous.

"Come on, what's the noise outside?"

After a while, Gou Fu, who was wearing a lead suit, ran over yawning, cupped his hands and said:

"My lord, the rebel army attacked several battalions around,

How to meet the enemy, I hope you will show me. "

Uh……

Liu Chan didn't realize it for a long time, the Xindao bandit army attacked the friendly army, it must be in line with the art of war with the help of soldiers... Should it be?

"What does Xiaoxing think?"

"Young master wants to fight, we will go forward together,

The young master wants to guard, and we will sit in the camp, and it is difficult for the thieves to get in. "

Liu Chan: ...

"Where is Brother Zhuge?"

"Aqiao has led the crowd to guard, and the thieves will definitely have no chance to take advantage of it."

If other generals were to attack suddenly at night, there must be a group of people crying and holding his thigh to make him think twice.

After all, most people in this day and age suffer from night blindness. If you go out in the middle of the night and burn out your torches, you will end up blind.

Liu Chan thought for a moment, then suddenly remembered his emergency kit.

He hurried out of the camp with his backpack on his back, and Deng Tong also sat up in a daze. When he saw Liu Chan coming, he got up with a grunt, and said with a flattering smile:

"Sir, I..."

"Shut up!" Liu Chan said angrily.

Deng Tong smiled and followed behind Liu Chan, only to see Liu Chan took out a bag and stuffed it into the armrest,

He took out an equally weird pair of binoculars from his backpack, and said in shock:

"This, is this the vertical eye of the silkworms in the ancient Shu Kingdom?"

Jufu sneered triumphantly and said:

"My son has the help of gods, how can silkworms be compared?"

Liu Chan blushed from being blown by Ju Fu, so he quickly picked up the binoculars and looked into the distance.

Ju Fu turned on the bright flashlight, and a beam of light shot out, and there were exclamations in the distance.

"Okay, Xiaoxiao is really nearby!"

Liu Chan's telescope has a good night vision effect, and he can clearly see a group of people terrified under the strong light flashlight.

Especially seeing a familiar face.

He untied the portable engineer shovel hanging from his waist, and shouted:

"All armies, march forward with me, and we will win a big victory tonight!"

Chapter 24 God's Mask, I'm Going to Fight

Ma Qin and Yang Qun slowly marched towards Liu Chan's camp during the night.

The previous strategy of suspicious soldiers has achieved good results.

Seeing that they were attacked at night, the county troops who came to help from the surrounding area chose to close their doors and stay out.

Liu Chan immediately became a lone army, completely exposed to Ma Qin's blade.