The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

The more God-given things Liu Chan revealed, the deeper Zhou Qun's respect for the Han Dynasty became.

If you want to come, the son will not mind.

"No, here, if I read it correctly, there is...a skull painted on the bag?"

"Is there?" Zhuge Qiao stretched his neck to look over, and really found a skull pattern on it, which is not a good thing at first glance.

Zhou Qun took out the crimson strip from the bag, and seemed to have smelled a seductive aroma,

He boldly opened his mouth, slowly stuffed the strip into his mouth, and closed his eyes beautifully.

then……

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah……"

Zhou Qun's shrill screams were earth-shattering, and he lay back on the ground as if in a fit of madness, covering his cheeks and rolling back and forth on the ground, tears rolling out from the pain.

Chapter 14 Whoever dares to insult the eldest son will smash his head

Zhuge Liang was still immersed in the unimaginable chapters and sentences of this strange heavenly book,

Hearing Zhou Qun's screams, Zhai couldn't help but tremble all over.

Liu Chan also opened his eyes in a daze, and seeing so many people around him suddenly, he sat up quickly, rubbed his eyes, and said:

"Military division, why are you here?"

Zhuge Liang looked at Zhou Qun, who was writhing in pain on the ground, and smiled awkwardly, thinking that he would be confused if he cared about it. It would be a shame to bring a group of people to Liu Chan's dormitory.

However, this Zhou Qun didn't know what was wrong, so he insisted on stealing the delicacies that Haotian bestowed on Liu Chan (I don't know whether they can be eaten or not),

Now that it hurts like this, I don't know how to end it.

He saluted respectfully:

"Liang heard that the young master was ill, so he took the liberty to come here,

Captain Zhou... Captain Zhou mistakenly took the red pill on the young master's table, please forgive me and give me the antidote? "

"Red Dan? Antidote?"

Liu Chan looked at Zhou Qun, who was in tears, and suddenly said:

"Oh, the military adviser said the god of death spicy noodles?"

Seeing Zhou Qun crying and retching, he hurriedly said:

"Come, fetch some honey water,

Uh, forget it, just get the honey syrup! "

Last night, Liu Chan just licked the Reaper's spicy sticks and felt so hot that he couldn't live without it. This week, Zhou Qun actually swallowed one in one gulp, which is really courageous.

The honey syrup was delivered quickly, and Zhou Qun snatched it in one hand regardless of etiquette, and poured it into the mouth, and it took a long time to let out a long sigh.

"what……"

Seeing Liu Chan, Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Qiao, and Gou Fu all staring at him, Zhou Qun smiled awkwardly and said in a hoarse voice:

"This thing, the taste is really wonderful..."

Liu Chan smiled lightly and said:

"If Lieutenant Zhou likes it, he can take it all."

"How dare, how dare, the young master shames Zhou."

Saying so, Zhou Qun still reached out to take it,

After all, this is a fetish bestowed by heaven, and after getting used to the pain, it seems to be quite good.

He smiled humbly at Liu Chan, and suddenly bowed to the ground, so scared that Liu Chan almost dodged his waist.

"Why should Lieutenant Zhou be so polite?"

"Zhou looked at the stars at night, the moon quakes in the southwest, the guest star is bright and red, and there is a cloud in the east that looks like a corpse.

This person is also a sign of bloodshed in all directions of the ascending dragon.

Today, Liu Pijian, General Muzuo of Yizhou, is a sharp-witted man who condemned the people and punished them in Hanzhong.

Coincidentally with the events of Gaozu's battle against Zhang Han and Sima Xin, could this star be General Zuo? "

"The people in Yizhou are ignorant and don't know the destiny. Fortunately, the God of Haotian came down to earth in the body of the son. We are ignorant and know that General Zuo is the man of destiny.

A group of mortals with naked eyes, I hope to worship under the son's door, and listen to the master's teachings from time to time, so that people in Yizhou will not dare to offend the master's dignity again. "

Zhou Qun said so much in one breath, Liu Chan was dumbfounded.

Wait, what did he say just now, why didn't I understand a word.

Zhuge Liang quickly understood what kind of medicine Zhou Qun was selling in the gourd.

This magic stick only believed six to seven points in Liu Chan's theory of destiny,

This time I personally saw Liu Chan's Reaper Spicy Tiao, and the doubts about Liu Chan disappeared in the air——

With the blessing of Haotian, how can Liu Chan not achieve great things?

Now everyone in Yizhou is still waiting and watching, Zhou Qun can't wait to jump out to express his absolute loyalty to Liu Chan,

From now on, when Liu Chan establishes an immortal foundation, Zhou Qun must be the leader among the people, and Zhuge Kongming will not be allowed!

Zhuge Liang saw through Zhou Qun's Xiao Jiujiu at a glance, he just shook his head casually and said:

"Zhongzhi is such a character, why should he speak nonsense?"

Everyone in Liu Bei's army is waiting for the day when Liu Bei takes over the Han Dynasty and steps into the supreme position.

But now that Liu Xie is still around, many things can't be said in the open.

Zhou Qun nodded devoutly and said:

"You don't need to be entrusted by the military division, the group understands everything."

Liu Chan: ...

No, what happened, what did he understand,

Why did I sleep, and Zhou Qun looked like this this week?

No, this person is a well-known official in Sichuan, and has always been known for being unruly.

Is there something wrong with being spicy by the god of death?

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In Hanzhong, the frontal battle between Liu Bei and Cao Cao has lasted for more than ten days.

After beheading Xiahouyuan, Liu Bei did not follow Cao Cao's plan to guard Yangping Pass in the west, but took the initiative to give up Yangping Pass in the west, continue to camp in Dingjun Mountain, and continue to confront Cao Cao with the tactics of defeating Xiahouyuan.

Cao Jun's grain and grass transportation must go through the Han River, and Liu Bei sits here, always threatening the safety of Cao Cao's rear.

He had to frequently send troops to confront Liu Bei along the Han River, while he himself sat at Yangping Pass and sent Cao Zhen to attack Liu Bei's supply line.

In theory, Liu Bei's supply line is longer and more difficult mountain roads,

As long as this way is broken, Liu Bei can be trapped to death in Dingjun Mountain,

But Cao Cao never expected that the morale of Liu Bei's army was so high that Cao Zhen returned without success after several attacks, and was defeated steadily by the little-known Chen Shi in the mountain battle.

The situation is very unfavorable to Cao Cao.

Liu Bei, who was 58 years old at the time, had never won a complete victory against Cao Cao in independent combat in his life.

Before that, he had defeated Cao Cao's fierce generals several times in Xuzhou and Xinye,

But as long as Cao Cao's entire army comes to kill, Liu Bei must be the one who throws away his helmet and armor and is forced to flee.

"It's different!"

More than 20 years of fighting passed before his eyes one by one, Liu Bei silently clenched his fists and encouraged himself in his heart.

Years of fighting made Liu Bei's oldness very obvious. The last gray hair on his head had turned into white hair a few days ago, and his eyes that were once as sharp as the stars gradually became cloudy.

But if they look at each other carefully, they can still feel a fierceness and enthusiasm that will not admit defeat from these eyes.

It was this enthusiasm that supported Liu Bei's perseverance and finally came here.

Finally, there is a chance to fight Cao Cao fairly.

"Meng De's military morale has been disturbed,

I will definitely win this battle. "

On Dingjun Mountain, Liu Bei looked at Cao Cao's army formation at the foot of the mountain, excited and nervous at the same time.

Cao Cao saw that it was difficult to intercept Liu Bei's grain road, so he was forced to choose the most stupid way-attack Dingjun Mountain.

This is Xia Houyuan's old way, and Liu Bei's chances of victory have been greatly improved again. While Liu Bei was excited, he already had the idea of ​​going down the mountain to fight Cao Cao.

Fazheng smiled lightly and said:

"My lord, since you know that the old bandit's army is in disarray, you should stick to it and not fight, and wait for him to lose his footing, and it won't be too late to pursue him."

"I'm afraid that if it drags on for a long time, the supply of food and grass in Yizhou will not be enough, but it will not be beautiful."

Fazheng shook his head and said with a smile:

"Your Majesty, you are very worried. You know, my lord has a lot of food and grass recently, enough to last four months.

It's an old thief, I'm afraid he can't hold on anymore. "

"so much?!"

Before Liu Bei discussed with Fazheng Huangquan, they agreed that their side had already gained an absolute advantage, and the only variable in the Battle of Hanzhong was food and grass.

He was also worried that it would take too long, and Zhuge Liang would be under too much pressure. He didn't expect that there would be plenty of food and grass, and he became the one who could wait patiently.

Huang Quan said with a smile:

"Kongming sent someone to report that the young master is quite popular in Yizhou, and that the rich people in Yizhou are actively donating food.

Zhou Qun even asked his son Zhou Ju to send food and grass to Hanzhong to help the lord in the war. "

"Anything else?"

Liu Bei had never fought such a lavish battle in his life, and subconsciously felt a little nervous.

In this troubled world, food and grass are life, and Liu Bei doesn't think that Liu Chan can make those rich families obediently hand over food just by raising his arms.

Kong Ming should not take the credit, and took the initiative to give the credit to Adou.

"Call Zhou Ju to my tent."

Zhou Ju is Zhou Qun's son, Zhou Qun is so caring, Liu Bei naturally wants to set him up as a role model for Yizhou scholars, and will be more active in the future.

Zhou Ju heard Liu Bei's call, and rushed into Liu Bei's tent. When he saw Liu Bei, he quickly bowed down and said:

"Humble Zhou Ju, see the lord."

Liu Bei helped Zhou Ju up with a smile, saw that he was sweating profusely, and knew that he had put in a lot of effort to deliver the food, so he said softly:

"Zhou Lang is working hard, get up quickly!"

Zhou Ju didn't need to be too polite, but he still solemnly kowtowed and said:

"My father used to speak violently and offend the lord,

Today, I sent a humble dispatch to deliver food, and I hope that the lord will show his noble hand and forgive my father for being disrespectful in the past. "

Liu Bei laughed uncontrollably and said:

"My lord is kind enough to persuade me, Liu Bei is intolerant, Zhou Lang, get up quickly."

Only then did Zhou Ju stand up with his back bowed, and leaned aside humbly.

Liu Bei said kindly:

"I heard that Ah Dou was messing around and forced you to donate food. Is there such a thing?"

Liu Bei originally wanted to lower his posture and liven up the atmosphere a little bit, but Zhou Ju's complexion changed drastically when he heard the words.

He knelt on the ground with a plop, and kowtowed repeatedly:

"Who is such a lie, the humble father and son respect the eldest son to learn conduct, always regret the disrespect in the past,