my time as a director

Zhang Mazi wanted to make money standing up, but Master Tang was willing to kneel down to make money, and the object of his kneeling was Huang Silang, who represented the ruling class.

Although Master Tang is played by Ge You, the real master in the movie is Ma Xiaogang.

Of course, I don't know if Jiang thinks this way, but there are many such arguments on the Internet. After all, the director in the circle is Ma Xiaogang, who is similar to Jiang, but tacky.

Ma Xiaogang, who has been keeping a low profile for the past few days, has often been harassed by reporters, but he lacks capital and confidence, so he doesn't shoot anymore. Huayang Media also arranges some reporters to cooperate every time to rescue Ma Xiaogang, saving Ma Xiaogang embarrassment.

When asked how he felt about Jiang Hannei's satire on him, Ma Xiaogang almost left the stage angrily.

It wasn't enough to attack him with Li Qian, they kept a low profile and took the initiative to hide themselves, and then dragged him and Jiang together.

"It's so cold now, this reporter friend, don't freeze your brain. Let the bullets fly and I also cameo. We are good friends with Jiang, and there is no such thing as irony."

Ma Xiaogang replied that he was not polite to these reporters.

The bad mood has increased, and the resentment towards Li Qian has increased, and it is estimated that it will last for at least half a month. Thinking of this, Ma Xiaogang can't wait to rush over to celebrate the new year.

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For Ma Xiaogang's tragic experience, Li Qian could only express his sympathy, secretly said "Sau Rui" in his heart, and then continued with "It's what he deserves".

Take it as a joke, every time I see Ma Xiaogang with a dark face in the online news, I feel funny.

However, as the movie has been in theaters for half a month, various interpretations of I Am Legend have also come out.

Moreover, they all focused on the zombies, and a long film review on Douban titled "Who is the Outlier" became a hot topic of discussion.

"In all kinds of zombie movies, they are aliens, killing humans and destroying the world. At this time, there are always heroes among humans who stand up to destroy them and save mankind. However, no one has ever thought that if they stand in their point of view , what should this story be like?

When people all over the world have two eyes, people with only one eye are different, but if people all over the world have only one eye, then people with two eyes are different?

From the perspective of humans, zombies are different, and the hero wants to save them. However, from the perspective of zombies, this movie becomes as follows.

There is a heroic king, he has a beautiful princess, in the city where they live, there is a demon, he hides in a lair that no one knows about, and engages in horrible experiments, every day, he comes out to move, plunder their food and other things.

One day, he caught the princess with a trap, and used her as an experiment, intending to use evil potions to turn her into a demon like him. The heroic king exhausted his wisdom and led brave soldiers to go straight to the demon's lair. .

However, in the end, the devil died with them with a bomb, and the devil's accomplice escaped with the evil potion. Thinking about it from another angle, isn't it interesting, in fact, the male protagonist is the villain and alien? "

After reading this nonsense film review word for word, Li Qian really wanted to say, awesome Plath!

This out-of-the-box ability is simply terrifying. The reading comprehension of the college entrance examination must be a perfect score, and the original author can't compare to him.

I didn't expect a large group of people to agree with this kind of film review that is obviously malicious and funny.

"Fuck, I'm horrified when I think about it, it turns out that the male protagonist is the villain."

"It seems to be true. 99% of the people in the world have turned into zombies, and there is only one protagonist left in the whole city. Human beings have become a different kind."

"Zombies are also transformed from humans, and their speed, strength, etc. have been improved in all aspects. It can be regarded as the evolution of human beings. Isn't other people who have not evolved, including the protagonist, heterogeneous?"

"Zombies can be seen as evolved humans, but humans are monkeys without evolution?"

"I'm going, so we become monkeys?"

"Monkeys have no IQ, and zombies are at best a kind of beast."

"I'm not sure, isn't the boss of the zombies has human wisdom, maybe other zombies can also evolve wisdom"

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Li Qian was speechless, did these people really think so, or were they just following the trend.

Isn't this the same as when it was released in 2012, a large group of netizens publicized on the Internet that the end of the world will come in 2012.

It can be said that they really believe in the end of the world, of course it is impossible, unless they are fools.

However, more and more people follow suit. This long review has been reposted everywhere, Weibo, Tianya, Maopu, Goupou, and Bhuo are everywhere, and there are still people who improve on this basis.

After widespread dissemination, what they understood was regarded as a metaphor that Li Qian wanted to express deep in his heart.

This time, Li Qian understood how Mr. Lu Xun felt. If he saw his chapter being interpreted in various ways, he should feel the same way.

It's not what I said!

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Li Qian came to Yangcheng and Shenzhen to promote the film, and was invited to Sun Yat-sen University to hold a meeting for college students. At the meeting, the students mentioned this hot topic on the Internet as soon as they opened their mouths.

To be honest, as the discussion became more and more heated, Li Qian couldn't tell whether the audience was simply following the trend or really understood it.

However, facing the college students, Li Qian explained patiently. He told a story.

"Once upon a time there was a country where it was always raining, and people who drank the rain would become crazy. All the people in the country drank the rain except the king, so the people in the whole country felt sorry for the king and said that the king's spirit was weak. problem, and forced the king to drink this kind of rainwater, and later the king also went crazy, and everyone was happy, and everyone became the same kind of normal person.

So in this story, the king is a minority and the only one. Compared with the people of the whole country, he is a special one, but everyone thinks, who is the normal person and who is the alien? "

It's a very simple story, and it's easy to understand. No one will think that those crazy people are normal people.

The student who asked the question sat down resentfully, but then a female student asked, "Hello, Director Li, in the movie, except for the male protagonist and the dog breaking into the zombie's territory, the zombies did not actively attack the male protagonist." The protagonist, it was the male protagonist who first kidnapped the zombie leader's lover, which led to the zombie leader's revenge.

And when the male protagonist caught the female zombie, the male zombie leader rushed out and looked at the male protagonist in spite of the sun, indicating that they were true love, and his lover was taken away. Was his counterattack wrong? "

Fuck me, what kind of brain circuit is this.

Humans are indeed the most complex creatures in the world, you never know what he is thinking in the next second.

A few days ago, a large group of movie fans felt sorry for the dog, but now they say that the actor deserved the trap he got in that time. He caught other people's wives first, and the zombie leader was right to save his own wife.

"Cough cough."

Li Qian coughed lightly, organized his language, and said in simple and direct words, "First of all, I want to say that this classmate's thinking is very dangerous. The mutated zombies are no longer human beings, at most they are human beings. As a new species, as a human being, we must first look at problems from the standpoint of human beings.

Just like cats eat fish, cats don’t think it’s wrong to attack fish actively, and lions and tigers never think there’s anything wrong with eating a small animal such as a deer or sheep without attacking them. "

There is no great reason, and there is no talk of high-level things, it is simple and rude.

Another student immediately asked, "Since zombies are a new kind of creature, they are also a member of nature, and their existence is reasonable. Why do we have to destroy them?"

The omnipotent term exists even if it is reasonable, it is not a lever.

Li Qian really doubted whether these students were here to raise an argument.

He really guessed right. As a high-achieving student of 985 University, he was arrogant in his heart, even to the extreme. Some people thought that Ma Qingyang and Ma Huagan were just standing in the wind, and I could do it myself.

What could be more satisfying to these proud souls than to have nothing to say to those who have succeeded in arguing.

Even if it's a fight, there is a sense of accomplishment if you win.