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"Young Master Lu wants to enter the Taoist court."

The abbot sighed, "We all know that it is too difficult to enter the Taoist court. The government examination, state examination, and palace examination must do more than [-]% of the test questions correctly and get a grade A score to be eligible to enter the Taoist court. "

"Yes!"

The master of Zhanglu Palace let out a long sigh, "Even if we do some tricks, let Mr. Lu pass the government examination with a first-class grade. If you go to the state examination, you will be exposed!"

"We give Mr. Lu an excellent grade of grade A. Once Mr. Lu fails the state examination, we will be held accountable by the Shuzhou Taoist Academy!"

The Master of the Propaganda Palace also had a helpless face, "If it's just a passing grade, no one will care if you fool around casually. The grade A is excellent, and this grade will definitely be paid attention to by the Taoist Court. It is said that there are real practitioners in the Taoist Court! Once there is a problem, we will all There is no place to die!"

"It's as if you won't die without a place to die now."

The abbot rolled his eyes, "If we don't help Mr. Lu, can we survive tonight?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the masters of Hongfa Palace and Zhanglu Palace turned pale, and they trembled all over.

"Well... let's collect the test papers first and have a look!"

Li Cheng, who took over as the master of Chuanjing Hall, nodded to the three of them, walked down, and reached out to pick up Lu Li's test paper.

After looking at it, Li Cheng let out an exclamation, "Oh! My God! Mr. Lu's test paper is full!"

"Full?"

The abbot and others hurried down, "Look quickly! Are you doing it right? Are you doing it right?"

"This... is it right...how do I know?"

Li Cheng had a helpless face, "Although I used to be in charge of the Cangjing Pavilion, I haven't memorized a few Taoist scriptures!"

The abbot and the others froze, the eldest brother Mo laughed at the second brother, everyone was about the same.Being able to get to this position is not due to apostasy!

"How about marking papers?"

Li Cheng asked everyone.

"What else can I do? Turn the book!"

The abbot was full of helplessness, "Let's go to the Sutra Pavilion together and flip through the books."

Afterwards, the abbot brought the three hall masters to the Sutra Pavilion with the test papers.

Together, the four of them spent two days and two nights flipping through the books before they finished grading Lu Li and Liu Jing's test papers.

Then...they were stunned!

Lu Li's test papers were all correct.The three thousand questions are accurate without any mistakes.

Liu Jing did more than [-]% of the test papers correctly.

Both of them have first-class grades.Liu Jing can be rated as "Class A Excellent", and Lu Li can even be rated as "Class A Excellent"!

"Young master Lu is really talented and knowledgeable!"

The abbot sighed in admiration, and thought: Mr. Lu must have come from the Taoist court, otherwise it would be impossible to have such a foundation in Taoism.

"Use India!"

The abbot took out his seal and signaled to the crowd, "Use the seal to seal the scroll and report it to Shangshu Taoist Academy as soon as possible."

Afterwards, the abbot and the three hall masters affixed their seals on the test paper, sealed it with wax paint, and dispatched horses to send it to Shuzhou Taoist Academy.

……

Shuzhou Taoist Academy.

Now is the period when various prefectures are holding Daoist competitions, and the test scores and examination papers from various prefectures in Shuzhou are being sent to Shuzhou Taoist Academy in a steady stream.

Zhang Yusheng, the head of Shuzhou Taoist Academy, looked at the galloping fast horse, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "The Taoist competition, fast horse and fast delivery, went through the motions seriously, and conscientiously made superficial articles."

Flicking his robe sleeves, Zhang Yusheng, the head of the Taoist academy, looked helpless, "The problem is, even though I know it's all bullshit, I still have to seriously accompany them to sing fake shows."

With a long sigh, Zhang Yusheng, the head of the Taoist Academy, turned around and returned to the main hall of the Shuzhou Taoist Academy, where he was going to do superficial things again, and finally judged the results of the Taoist palace exams in each state capital.

Fortunately, it is not difficult to deal with, anyway, they are all "passing" results, as long as the eyes are closed and stamped.

"Snapped!"

A test paper stamped completed.

"Snapped!"

Another test paper was stamped.

With a "cracking" mess, the results of the test papers have been approved.

Just as Zhang Yusheng was dozing off with the stamping, he pressed down the stamp carelessly, and Zhang Yusheng saw that "Class A Excellent" was suddenly written on the scroll!

"Fuck!"

Zhang Yusheng screamed in horror, and the big seal in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

God damn "A-level excellence"!Who are you fooling?

Do you know what "Class A Excellence" means?When this result is reported, the Taoist Court will pay attention to it!

This is definitely fake!

The problem is... I sealed my seal with my eyes closed, which means I have confirmed this achievement!

Fuck!Who the hell is cheating me?

Zhang Yusheng, who was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, his eyes fell on the cover of the test paper.On the cover is written "Liu Jing, Ninth Grade Deacon of Mengshan Taoist Palace".

Mengshan Dao Palace?Liu Jing?

I remember you!Fuck me, right?See how I will kill you!

Gritting his teeth and staring at the "excellent test paper", Zhang Yusheng took a deep breath, collected himself, and continued to pick up the next test paper to stamp.

Then... suddenly a "Class A Excellence" test paper appeared below!

"Fuck you, uncle! Is it over yet?"

Zhang Yusheng jumped into a rage, his eyeballs were bloodshot.

"Mengshan Taoist Palace, ninth grade deacon Lu Li? Good! Good! Very good!"

Zhang Yusheng gritted his teeth for a while, "In a broken Dao palace, there are actually one outstanding paper and one excellent paper. This is deliberately digging a hole for me! It is deliberately making me wrong. Someone is eyeing my position!"

very good!very good!

I'm so desperate!

At the risk of being reprimanded "blind" by the Taoist court and being demoted, submit all your "excellent papers" and "excellent papers".

Once the Excellence Scroll appears, Dao Court must come to check it!

When Dao Ting Zhenxiu comes to confirm and verify, once you reveal your true form, you will be punished by the furious Dao Ting Zhen to make your life worse than death!

Everyone who cheats will be severely punished by the Taoist court!

At most, I will bear the reputation of being "blind" and the guilt of negligence. You... all will die!

Letting out a long breath, Zhang Yusheng picked up the two test papers, turned around and walked into the hall of the main hall of the Taoist monastery.

Clean hands, burn incense!

Zhang Yusheng took out a jade talisman, bit the tip of his tongue, and spat out a mouthful of blood.

The next moment, the jade talisman burst into a radiance as bright and clear as the moon, floating above the altar in the shrine.

"Shuzhou Taoist Academy, you activated the magic talisman, what's the matter?"

In the bright light, a cold voice sounded from the jade talisman, and an invisible pressure enveloped the entire shrine indistinctly.

Zhang Yusheng quickly knelt down on the ground, bowed to the radiant jade talisman, "I report to the celestial beings, disciple Zhang Yusheng, I reviewed the results of the Taoist examinations in various prefectures today, and found a first-class excellent paper and a first-class excellent paper." Therefore, report to the Reporting Academy according to the law. Please go to the Immortal to investigate!"

"First Class Excellence Roll?"

Suddenly, there was an exclamation from the radiant jade talisman, followed by another ping, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.It seems that the person opposite the jade talisman was shocked by the news and knocked something over.

"Really? Are you serious?"

A moment later, the cold voice of "Shangxian" sounded in the jade talisman again.

"The examination paper from the Mengshan Taoist Palace newspaper. It has the seal of the abbot of the Mengshan Taoist Palace, as well as the seals of the three halls of preaching scriptures, palm laws, and propagating the Dharma."

Zhang Yusheng hurriedly reported: "The disciple looked through the exam paper. Judging from the paper, the result is correct!"

"very good!"

The voice in the jade talisman sounded again, "Within three days, the Taoist Court will send Zhenxiu to the Shuzhou Taoist Academy to check the Zhuoyue roll. If it is correct, it will be meritorious. If it is wrong, it will be severely punished!"

"Get the decree!"

Zhang Yusheng bowed and bowed.

Immediately, the radiance dissipated, and the jade talisman fell on the altar.

Standing up to put away the jade talisman, Zhang Yusheng's eyes were fierce.You want to cheat me, right?I'm going to make a big deal out of it!Let's see how you end up!

Once the matter is exposed, I am at most just an oversight. You who concocted the Excellence Roll, one counts as the other, and all of you can't escape, and you are all going to die!

You people, who don't have access to the real cultivation of the Taoist court, don't know the horror of the real cultivation, and use the secular officialdom to plot against Lao Tzu, but you don't know that this is a big taboo.

Fuck me, right?I will see how you die!

Chapter 581 The Embarrassed Dao Court True Cultivator

A decree from the Taoist Academy of Shuzhou, sent by flying pigeons, arrived at Mengshan Taoist Palace.

This decree required that Lu Li and Liu Jing rush to the Shuzhou Taoist Academy within one day.

Lu Li took a look at the Taoist decree, and smiled at Liu Jing who was beside him, "It seems that our results in the Taoist test have attracted the attention of the higher authorities."

"It must be so!"

Liu Jing sighed, "I have been taking the exam for 33 years, but I have never been able to pass the first-class excellent grades. Now... I am taught the Dharma by Master, so I can take the Taoist exam. It is really touching!"

"Ha ha!"

Lu Li laughed, the boss who has been in the "College Entrance Examination" for 33 years is really awesome.

Putting away the decrees from the Taoist Academy of Shu Province, Lu Li stood up and said to Liu Jing, "Prepare the horses and bags, we will set off right away."

"Yes!"

Liu Jing bowed to accept the order and hurried out to get ready.

Afterwards, Lu Li took Liu Jing and Hercules Shi Gang, one with two horses, on their way to the Shuzhou Taoist Academy in a hurry.

Shuzhou Taoist Temple is located in Chengdu, more than 300 miles away from Mengshan Taoist Palace.

The three of Lu Li galloped fast, one with two horses, moving forward alternately, and hurried to Chengdu Mansion.Three hours later, Lu Li and the others arrived at Shuzhou Taoist Temple.

"Lu Li and Liu Jing, the deacons of Mengshan Taoist Palace, have been ordered to come to the Taoist Academy, please report."

Arriving at the gate of the Taoist temple, Lu Li handed the decree issued by the Taoist temple to the door disciples of the Taoist temple.

The Taoist disciple guarding the gate took a look at the decree and said quickly, "So it's Deacon Lu and Deacon Liu, please follow me."

Guided by the disciples of the concierge, the three of Lu Li entered the monastery and sat down in a reception room.

"Two, please wait a moment, I will report to the chief seat immediately."

The concierge disciple gave an explanation, and hurried out to report to Zhang Yusheng, the head of Shuzhou Taoist Academy.

Zhang Yusheng frowned when he received the news, "It came so quickly? Hehe, are you doing reincarnation?"

Turning around and waving at the concierge disciples, "Arrange them to stay in the guest room."

"Yes!"

The concierge disciple bowed to accept the order, and hurried back to the reception room.

"Deacon Lu, Deacon Liu. The chief ordered me to take you to the guest room to settle down, and come with me."

Afterwards, the concierge disciple brought Lu Li and the three to the guest room of the Taoist monastery, let Lu Li and the three settle down, turned around and left.

Next...no one paid any attention to Lu Li and the others.

"He called us over in a hurry, but we didn't even see each other."