Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

In fact, this is Chang Sun Chong himself who magnified the shadow area in his heart. Before that, who knew you Chang Sun Chong?Will you still hide yourself until now because of winning or losing at a poetry meeting?He didn't weigh his own weight in the opponent's heart, he really regarded himself as a dish.

Du Shaoqing became famous with a poem, and a dissatisfied shout came from outside the boat: "Hey, Du Shaoqing, if you have the ability, tell me earlier, and this girl wasted a chance to become famous.

Why don't we compare the two?If you can beat me, then this girl will forget the past. "

Judging from the voice and tone, it was the little girl Wu Zhao who was blaming herself. Du Shaoqing walked out of the boat with a wry smile.

Chapter 139

But as soon as he got out of the painting boat, Du Shaoqing felt that his boat shook, and there was an extra person in front of him. It turned out that the little girl directly approached the two boats, and jumped over by herself.

"This is the Qujiang Poetry Competition. Are you running around so privately that you are not afraid that others will take you back?" Du Shaoqing asked in surprise.

The little girl smiled slyly: "After knowing that I am a woman disguised as a man, the book boy and the caller on my boat didn't dare to look up at me anymore. How dare they take care of my affairs? Do you think they are all as lumpy as you? This girl is the number one in Chang'an City."

With a sweet smile, her eyebrows and eyes are picturesque, if she is two years older, not much, just two years old, Du Shaoqing thought in his heart, then he must not be able to hold his psychological defense line, and he must bring this nominally cheap daughter-in-law back. Home.

Seeing that Du Shaoqing was in a daze, Wu Zhao was even more proud, pushed the other party, and joked: "How is it? Do you regret that you want to regret your marriage with this girl? It's too late for you to regret it now."

Du Shaoqing shook his head and patted the other person's head lightly, "Don't think too much, I'm not interested in a little girl like you."

Wu Zhao dodged Du Shaoqing's hand and said angrily, "Don't pat me on the head, I will grow taller one day.

Speaking of business, how about we compare? "

Du Shaoqing said in his heart that participating in a poetry meeting to deal with a dude is enough to embarrass me. Do you think I am a collection of poetry, with unlimited stocks?So he shook his head again and again: "Didn't you say that, today I'm here to deal with that eldest Sun Chong, and you're starting internal strife before it's over?

No, no, let's deal with that eldest Sun Chong first. "

Wu Zhao said disdainfully, "I've heard his poem too. Generally speaking, it's not difficult to win him. However, although your poem has an impure purpose and poor words, it is a masterpiece among masterpieces, so it's worthy of my girl's comparison."

"I know that you came here with good intentions to rescue me today, so I'm willing to admit defeat, even if you win." Even if Du Shaoqing refused, he didn't dare to agree. It's better to just lie down.

"You, you are perfunctory." The little girl Wu Zhao was angry, but at this moment the examiners asked the second question, the herald's chant continued, and the book boy on the other boat was also urging Wu Zhao to go back, so she just Neng blamed a sentence, turned around and jumped back to his own boat.

"Hey, it doesn't matter if you don't compare with me. There are top three tonight. Let's see who gets the first place and we will know who is more powerful."

The little girl's voice came from behind, Du Shaoqing smiled wryly and shook his head, where did this little girl come from, so aggressive?

The shout of the nearby herald interrupted Du Shaoqing's thoughts. The second question was posed by the great scholar Yu Shinan. The topic was the moon. Be louder, and finally he will be the one to propose the question.

Hearing that it was Yu Shinan who wrote the title, Du Shaoqing laughed. The old man didn't know if he was deliberately leaking the title to himself. When he was lecturing to himself the day before yesterday, he also focused on the characteristics of the poems about the night and the moon.

In fact, Du Shaoqing can use Li Bai's Jingyesi for this question, and he will definitely be able to pass the test, but he thinks that this Jingyesi will belong to juvenile primary school reading materials in later generations, and it may be a low-grade product of the enlightenment stage in the Tang Dynasty. So he is not going to use it.

But how did he know that the reason why this song Jingyesi was arranged into the primary school class in later generations was because it was easy to understand and easy to accept, not because it was not high enough.

Since he positioned his poem at the level of high-end atmosphere, Du Shaoqing simply stopped being cautious and courteous everywhere. To put it bluntly, he came to Chang'an this time to make a name for himself and to get his wife back. Well, it doesn’t matter if it’s Li Er, the No.1 emperor of the Tang Dynasty, if you want to stop me and cover up the shame of the royal family, then come on, let’s show you how to cover up the scandal in your eyes?

In the eyes of you people, is the happiness of our family of three so out of the question?Obviously, it is a hero who saves the beauty, repays kindness with a promise of body, a long-term love and affection, a harmonious relationship with each other, and a happy family reunion, but you can't tolerate any of them?Do you have to beat the mandarin ducks to break up our little family?

The more he thought about it, the more angry Du Shaoqing couldn't help letting go of his thoughts, and made a bold decision. For his own little family, he will take a brave first step tonight, starting from the blockbuster poetry meeting.

After the thought was clear, Du Shaoqing's whole body changed, as if he had transformed from a humble country scholar to a big man full of self-confidence and learning.

The book boy who was in charge of grinding next to him felt that extraordinary aura, and was also stunned. Looking at the other party's pen, and the five big characters in the title, the book boy and the two people who were in charge of handing in the papers were completely dumbfounded. up.

On the other side, Wu Zhao heard that the topic was the moon, and thought to himself, are the examiners so humble tonight?One question is easier than the other.

As he spoke, he tilted his head involuntarily and wanted to take a look at the sky, but what he saw was the cabin of the painting boat. After making a self-deprecating sentence, he thought of Du Shaoqing on the neighboring boat, "Well, since that guy is a little bit interesting, I can't be careless. Not only must we ensure that we will not be eliminated in this round, but we must also rank higher than him."

Then biting the penholder, Wu Zhao began to frown and think deeply. This action also stunned the two readers in the painting boat, but they were all attracted by Wu Zhao's glamorous and unconventional obsequiousness. It turned out that the beautiful woman Dressing up as a man is also otherworldly.

Compared with Wu Zhao and Du Shaoqing, Chang Sun Chong was more cautious. After calming down for a while, although he obviously felt a lot of pressure, he was not a reckless man after all, and he knew that he had to take it seriously. Since he couldn't easily torture his opponent, Then you have to overwhelm him upright, how can you say that you are also the number one talented person in Chang'an City.

So Chang Sun Chong was also very serious this time, unlike the first question, in order to covet fame and show his face, he wrote a poem quickly and was the first to hand in the paper, but in the end he was compared by the two later.

The lights on the Qujiang Pond are brightly lit, and the candlelight inside the painting boats illuminates many figures. It is because the boats are unstable and cause the candlelight to shake. The first question has been eliminated by [-]%, and everyone attaches great importance to the second question. So for a while, the Qujiang Pond became quiet, as if everyone was holding their breath, no one spoke loudly, and even the small vendors who sold things stopped, looking intently at the boats on the water.

About a quarter of an hour later, Li Er took the lead to break the calm, and said to Wu beside him with a smile: "It seems that after the first round of warm-up, everyone is serious about the second round, but no one rushes to hand in the paper. So you might as well give more If they have more time, they can produce more masterpieces tonight."

Just after finishing speaking, a caller's voice came from nearby: "Jazi No. [-] is finished writing the poem, hand in the paper."

Li Er was surprised and said: "Oh? A character number eight? Which kid is this so quick and quick? Bring his poems here, and I will have a look for myself."

In the examiner next to him, Xu Jingzong said: "I remember that Cheng Chumo is a No. [-] student. I just glanced at it, and I shouldn't be wrong."

who?Cheng Chumo?Li Er's smile froze on his face.

Chapter 140 Student No. [-]

Why is it him again?Didn't he be eliminated in the first round just now?Li Er turned his head to look at the judges' seat with a strange expression, and then turned his head to look at Cheng Motou, who was holding the small wine jar.

At this moment, Li Er was so speechless, and I had finally come up with a whim to personally comment on the first place in the second question. Now it's good, if acquaintances don't talk about it, this quality must make people unable to comment.

The words spoken and the water poured out, despite the reluctance of the boss, Li Er still took the answer sheet, and the eyes of all the warriors were all focused on the emperor, and even the audience not far away stretched their necks to this side Wait and see, after all, he was the first to hand in the paper for the second question, and now there is only such a poem for viewing.

"Hehe, Xiao Mo has grown up, and this time he is actually a five-character verse." Li Er smiled and joked to Cheng Yaojin, but after seeing the content clearly, he stopped talking, and instead opened his eyes wide and read it again. again.

All the officials are very puzzled, why?What is the content, so shocking?The emperor was dumbfounded?Need to read it twice?

"Your Majesty, what exactly is my kid writing? If he dares to write indiscriminately again, I'll see if I'll take his skin off." Cheng Yaojin couldn't help asking.

Li Er laughed loudly, handed the test paper to Zhangsun Wuji beside him, and then ordered: "Come on, send an order, and give each boat an extra snack. I think these children are hungry."

What happened, everyone speculated, what was written in it, and the emperor gave him an extra meal?

At this time, Changsun Wuji next to him couldn't help but also laughed, and then read the poem aloud: "

The full moon in the sky looks like meat pan to me.

It is a full moon when it is baked, and it is a crescent moon when it is bitten.

It's a pity that on the ground, the hands are not long enough.

If I were in the sky, I would pick the moon and make pancakes. "

Everyone was paying attention to this poem. After listening to it, everyone was silent for two seconds, and then burst out laughing, how hungry they are, and want to go to the sky to eat the moon.

The female relatives including the queen's side couldn't help covering their mouths. Xiao Xuanxuan and Sizi were almost full. Hearing someone talking about the meat naan, Xiao Xuanxuan raised her head and recalled naively: " I have eaten meat naan at Master's house, it was delicious."

Seeing his son being ridiculed by everyone in the room, Cheng Yaojin blushed, this time there was really no way to interrupt him, and he secretly scolded this bastard in his heart, knowing that he couldn't do it, he didn't know how to be smart, hide inside and don't come out, What else to hand in the answer sheet?

"Bastard Cheng Chumo, get out of here for me, what poem did you write?" Cheng Yaojin, who was very angry, put down the wine jar, strode to the shore and shouted.

But Cheng Chumo didn't come out, hid in the cabin and responded: "Father, that poem wasn't written by the boy, I didn't hand in the paper."

At this moment, someone shouted a good poem, and everyone saw that it was the military general Wei Chi Jingde sitting next to Cheng Yaojin. This black general was notoriously innocent.