Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

"Xuanxuan, what's wrong with you? I'm your second grandfather"

Xuanxuan interrupted sharply: "Shut up! Don't think I don't know, whether it's my relative or not, that's up to my dad.

But I know that when my third uncle was injured that year, you were the one who bullied him. Do you think I won't recognize you now that you've added a few white hairs? "

impossible!How old were you then?How do you remember this?I don't even remember seeing you.

Du Chuke retorted loudly, but he didn't know that Xiao Xuanxuan was smart since she was a child, and she had a photographic memory, and what happened at that time was very important, which left a deep impression on the child.

"Hmph, how's it going? Don't call yourself out?

Hurry up and tell the truth, what are you doing at my house today?Are you trying to play tricks on my father again? "Xiao Xuanxuan asked earnestly as if interrogating a prisoner.

Du Chuke made a slip of the tongue for a moment, but he was caught by the child, and quickly smiled perfunctorily, "Look at what you said, Second Grandpa just came to visit to see you two good boys.

Since you don't like me, I'll go back and come back another day. "

As he spoke, he was about to walk over and open the door to go out.

"Little Meow, put the person down on the ground and hold him down!"

When Xiao Xuanxuan gave an order, before Du Chuke could react, the big cat jumped on the target and held it down. Thanks to Du Chuke's strong body, otherwise, this gesture would have broken several bones.

"No, save me"

"Shout? Shout out one more word and let Xiao Miaomiao eat you!" Xiao Xuanxuan knelt down and pointed at the other party's nose, threatening.

The big cat took advantage of the opportunity to stick out its big tongue and scratched Du Chuke's face, causing him to faint from fright.

Little Eucommia said with a look of disgust: "Sister, this person is too timid, so he was scared to death? It's not as brave as Zhong'er, I dare to stretch my arm into Xiao Miaomiao's mouth to play."

"Hehe, silly brother, you are one of your own, and little Miaomiao likes to play with you, why don't you ask him to stretch out his hand to try another person?

But this bad guy can't be let go, we have to find out what he does, does he think he'll be fine after fainting? "

Speaking of which, Xiao Xuanxuan took out the silver needle that she carried with her, and pierced the Baihui acupoint on the top of Du Chuke's head with her small hand quickly and accurately. She pulled and twisted quickly, and Du Chuke woke up leisurely.

"I said, dear granddaughter, please stop making trouble, second grandpa is really a good person, please let me go quickly, my old bones can't stand your toss.

Tomorrow I will go back and find a few people to play with you, okay? "Du Chuke begged for forgiveness.

Xiao Xuanxuan turned a deaf ear, stretched out her hand and pulled out Xiao Miaomiao's tongue, and introduced: "Do you know what this is?"

"Well, this is the tiger's tongue, what are you going to do?

My God, I'm afraid you are the only one in the world who dares to pull the tiger's tongue like this, let him move away quickly, the second grandpa is about to be scared to death by you. "

Little Eucommia explained from the side: "Don't worry, old man, you won't die, my sister's medical skills are very good, she just woke you up with a silver needle, you see that needle is still stuck in your head. "

what? ?

Du Chuke was sweating profusely and almost vomited blood, thinking how did he meet such two little devils?If you stick a needle wrong, won't I be cheated to death by you?

Little Miaomiao felt a little uncomfortable when her tongue was pulled, so she groaned, Xiao Xuanxuan glared at the other party, told him to calm down, and then said to Du Chuke: "I want you to see clearly, is there something wrong with my little Miaomiao's tongue? A lot of small thorns? Look carefully."

Where has Du Chuke seen it before? Out of curiosity, he took a sneak peek. It really is densely packed.

Xiao Xuanxuan let go of the big cat. The big cat withdrew its tongue and moved it a few times. At the same time, a few drops of saliva fell on Du Chuke's face, making the latter sick.

"See clearly? When facing obedient and good people, little Miaomiao will put away the little thorn and lick it intimately, just like this."

I saw that the big cat was really like a docile big dog, sticking out its tongue and licking Xuanxuan's palm back and forth.

"But when facing bad guys, he will use his barbed tongue to lick them. Have you ever heard of the former Prince Gaochang? The one who spoke ill of my grandfather at the gate of the imperial city and was punished by me. Meow cleaned it up with a barbed tongue.

Tsk tsk, that red one on your body"

Well, Du Chuke passed out again. Although I have never heard of the matter of Prince Gaochang, but now I imagine it with the tiger's tongue.

"Sister, passed out again, what should I do?" Little Du Zhong reminded.

Xuanxuan said with disgust: "Hmph, it's really useless!

You go and get a glass of cold water, I'm too lazy to give him needles back and forth.

No, it's more effective to take your sand truck to load a load of snow outside. "

The little guy obediently opened the door and went out to make snow. Xiao Xuanxuan waited for a long time and didn't see her brother coming back. She went out to have a look, good guy, what is this for?

"I asked you to make a car with snow for use. You can use a small shovel to load it directly, or you can quickly load a car with your hands. Who told you to use a small trencher to turn around like this? You think you are asking you to play games? "

"But, sister, it's so fun to dig snow with one claw at a time," Xiao Duzhong explained.

When it was over, Xiao Xuanxuan covered her eyes with one hand, she couldn't have this younger brother, she was too stupid.

"Hurry up and make sure that we go to interrogate the bad guy. If we delay, it will be troublesome for Dad or Second Uncle to find him. After today is over, sister will play with you for a day with the ditch digger, okay?"

"Yeah, that's fine, sister, let's pull the hook!"

Xuanxuan reprimanded with a black face: "What are you pulling? If you keep procrastinating, I won't take you to punish the bad guys. You can play outside in the snow by yourself."

While talking, Xiao Xuanxuan picked up the shovel and quickly packed the snow by herself. Seeing this, Xiao Duzhong was so frightened that she hurriedly cooperated.

When Du Chuke woke up again, his face was directly covered with a shovel of snow.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and his body was still being held down by the tiger. On the left was little Eucommia holding a small shovel, feeling as if the shovel would fall on his face if he felt bad, and on the right was little Xuanxuan tidying up her things slowly. For the silver needle bag, Du Chuke wanted to cry but had no tears, why are there so two of them?

No wonder there are not many servants in this Du family. Judging from the situation, this is a dragon's pond and a tiger's lair. How can there be servants and guards?

"Kids, stop playing, me"

"Little Miaomiao, let him taste your big tongue." Xiao Xuanxuan ordered directly.

Looking at the tiger's big head, Du Chuke was so frightened that he chirped and screamed.

Xiao Xuanxuan kicked it up, "Don't yell! If you yell again, it won't be your tongue. I'll let Xiao Miaomiao throw you on the beam."

Hearing this, Du Chuke hadn't reacted yet, but the big cat was very excited, and kept pointing his head towards the beam. It was obvious that he liked this game very much.

"Sister, I heard Uncle Sanhu say that people in the prisons are stuffed with stinky socks to prevent them from shouting, use yours and mine?" Little Du Zhong suggested.

Xiao Xuanxuan rolled her eyes at her younger brother and said, "Use yours! Sister, my socks smell delicious."

"Oh, wait a moment." Little Du Zhong said and began to sit down and take off his shoes.

Du Chuke really cried, "You two little ancestors, can I call you grandpa and grandma? Let me go, are you interrogating a prisoner? I'm really a good person!"

"Er Niang said that good people and bad people don't write on their faces, and bad people always say that they are good people." Xuanxuan said disdainfully.