Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

"Brother-in-law, quickly put down this murder weapon, pay attention to safety, and don't hurt yourself." Young Master Su Family followed him like a ghost.

Duhu shuddered, and the kitchen knife in his hand fell to the chopping board with a bang, and he felt an urge to turn around and strangle him to death.

Suppressing the impatience in his heart, Du Hu said: "Brother Su, you can see clearly, this is a kitchen knife for cutting vegetables, why is it a murder weapon?"

"Brother-in-law, just listen to my advice. During the period before you and sister-in-law get married, you must never touch these dangerous things again. Come out with me."

Du Hu broke free and said with a bitter face: "I am the number one chef of the Du family, what will my family eat if I don't cook? Don't worry, Brother Su, I have used this kitchen knife for many years, and it won't hurt me."

Mr. Su persuaded: "A gentleman stays away from the kitchen, let the servants do these things. You are also a sixth-rank title, how can you?"

"Servant?

Brother Su, you don’t know that our Du family has no servants. If there are, then our brothers are servants. Who else can cook besides us? " Dumb laughed.

"No, why haven't I seen you cooking in the past two days? Who cooks the food at home?"

"In the past few days, my third brother, Sanhu, has been cooking. He told me to take a good rest and help take care of it. But today is different. Today, the shopkeeper personally ordered me to help cook. Later, he will cook by himself." Tiger introduced.

"Who? Your shopkeeper? Isn't that Consort Du? He cooks himself?" Mr. Su was stunned.

"Yeah, we have moved to Chang'an for several years, you haven't heard of the name of the shopkeeper's kitchen god?"

Oh yes, Consort Du is known as the God of Cooking, and there has always been a legend in Chang'an about him cooking himself.

"You mean, Concubine Du cooks for himself today? The host cooks for the servants?

This son-in-law is really informal, which is admirable! "

Du Hu looked at this uncle with strange eyes, and said to himself, didn't you just say that a gentleman stays away from the kitchen?How can someone who is older than you be full of flattery?who!

"The shopkeeper is very busy. Unless it is Chinese New Year or Madam's birthday party, I usually don't have time to cook by myself. Today is His Majesty and Empress Empress, so please entertain them well.

You'd better go out quickly and cook for His Majesty. If you neglect you, you and the Japanese will not be guilty. "

who?His Majesty is coming?

Mr. Su was frightened, the emperor went to the minister's house for dinner, and his father might not have the chance once a year, but he bumped into him at Du's house today?

"No, no, since His Majesty is here, I must pay my respects as a subject."

As he said that, he was about to go out, but Duo grabbed him instead and explained in a low voice: "According to my past experience, you'd better not go.

Both your majesty and empress came out in low clothes, like ordinary people coming out to visit their daughter and son-in-law, and they don't like to see officials again, so don't touch that bad luck. "

This statement made Su Gongzi instantly admire his brother-in-law. Unexpectedly, a guard and part-time cook would dare to comment on the emperor like this. It seems that this brother-in-law is indeed not a mortal. Listen to other people's persuasion, it is always bad to offend His Majesty.

"Well, thank you brother-in-law for your kind words. How about I help the cook? If you are lucky enough to participate in cooking for His Majesty today, it will be an honor."

Dahu was stunned for a moment, and looked at Mr. Su in surprise as if he didn't know him, thinking that this has changed again?Want to cook yourself?

After carefully looking up and down the other party, he shook his head and refused: "Hehe, forget it, you are a gentleman far away from the kitchen, and you have never done this before."

Du Hu originally wanted to change the other party's temperament and agreed, but when he thought of the other party's sloppy and stinky feet, he instantly felt that the whole kitchen was ruined, and immediately stopped his wicked thoughts.

"It doesn't matter. My father always taught us to experience farming by ourselves. I can bear any hardship. Besides, with my help, I can see that you don't have any accidents. I can also chop wood and light a fire." Mr. Su recommended himself. .

just you?fire?Still chopping firewood?Du Hu looked at the opponent's thin body and didn't quite believe it.

Turning his eyes, Du Hu pondered for a moment and had an idea: "Do you really want to participate?"

"Of course, how dare you spare your life cooking for His Majesty?"

"It's okay to keep you, but for the sake of prudence, you have to promise me a few things. To save your image, you can't enter the kitchen, let alone cook for His Majesty."

Mr. Su immediately started to roll up his sleeves, and said to himself: "It's okay, it's just a little bit of oil, I'm going to fight today, I don't care about the silk."

Pu Dahu almost vomited blood, thinking to himself where did you get the confidence?

"Ahem, you misunderstood, I'm not afraid that you'll get your clothes dirty, but that you're too sloppy, and you'll get dirty when you go into the kitchen, so you not only need to change your clothes, but also take a shower to clean up. "

Mr. Su suddenly realized, and made a long voice to express his agreement: "Oh, yes, yes, yes, it's reasonable for those who serve His Majesty to take a bath and change clothes! Does your house have a dedicated bathroom? Take me there.

By the way, brother-in-law, have you washed it?Do you want to take a shower and change clothes together? "

don't want!You can't even die!

Du Hu's feeling now is not that he has been shot in the knee by an arrow, but that he is almost being pierced into a hornet's nest. Why is this brother-in-law so defenseless?

"No, no, no, I take a shower every night, and I don't need to wash anymore, and today is not arranged by me, the shopkeeper.

Let's go, I'll take you to my personal bathroom, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to use it by yourself. "

Saying so, Dui led the other party towards his residence.

"Personal bathroom? There is no one to take care of this bathroom. By the way, there are no servants in your house, so you have to do it yourself?"

Du Hu smiled without saying a word, led the other party straight to the place, pushed open the door of the bathroom, and the other party froze as soon as he entered the door, where is the agreed bathroom?Are you kidding me?How can I take a shower without a wooden tub?

"Take off your clothes!" Dahu said, pointing to the place against the wall.

"Ah? Wh, why undress? What are you undressing, brother-in-law? There's nothing and no water here, how do you take a shower? You're not lying to me, are you?"

Speaking of this, the other party looked at Duo carefully, then hugged his arms and retreated: "Brother-in-law is self-respecting, I really didn't expect you to be such a person, little sister's life is really hard, no, let's take advantage of things still to come." Slow down, I"

Pfft, this guy vomited blood all over Dumb, now you think that the two men are inappropriate?What did you say when you were lying on the same couch?What do you mean by saying that the two are close and have a deep friendship, and now you are a gentleman?

Du Hu couldn't stand the other party's long-winded words, so he interrupted sharply: "Enough! I'm also a famous man, and I don't like men.

Who said that you need a tub and barrel to take a bath?Our Du family is not anywhere else, the shopkeeper is very capable, there is a mechanism on the bamboo tube behind you, and hot water will come out after turning it around. "

The other party's mouth was opened by what he said. After a long time, he came back to his senses and smiled awkwardly: "Brother-in-law, stop making trouble, are you joking with Brother Wei? Is there any bamboo pipe in this world that can spray hot water by itself?"

While talking, he flipped the small bamboo board on the wall behind him casually, before he could speak, the shower head on it poured rain, pouring Mr. Su from head to toe.

He jumped away in fright, and after a moment of stupefaction, he said: "Brother-in-law, this is not hot water!"

I even forgot to ask why the bamboo pipes leaked water.

Dumb showed a smug smile, "After opening it, the first three breaths are cold water, and then it's hot, and the water's hot and cold water can be controlled by the mechanism.

You wash slowly here, wash carefully, don't worry, I will prepare clothes for you, and then I will wait for you in the kitchen. "

"Yeah, okay, don't worry, I'll take a shower right away." Mr. Su replied, but his eyes were fixed on the water switch, and he couldn't move it anymore.

Dumb walked outside the door and heard a whisper from inside, "How can this little bamboo board be able to spray water for a bath?"

Hearing this, Duo let out the grievances of the past few days in his heart, saying that this time is really smart, not only let you clean up your personal hygiene, but also successfully get rid of the oil bottle, and you can relax for a while , I think when I first came into contact with the shower, it was fresh for several days.