Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

After arranging Li Tai's weight loss plan on her own, Xiao Xuanxuan stared at Dahu for a while, bit her finger and said cunningly: "Uncle Dahu, your appearance is so different from before, it's too ugly.

Do you want me to find a way for you to help you return to your original fleshy appearance? "

"The shopkeeper said that if you eat more, you will gradually grow back." Duhu said cautiously.

"Oh, Dad's method is too slow, I have a unique secret recipe and I can do it very quickly."

"Ah? Really, really? The shopkeeper passed you the secret recipe? Is it reliable?" Duhu asked suspiciously.

Xiao Xuanxuan patted her chest and said, "It's absolutely true. It's not from my father, but from my mother. I'm the only one who knows it. It's absolutely reliable. I'll verify it myself."

"Then, how to cure it?" Dui asked curiously.

"It's very simple, just take a feather duster and beat it hard, where it's skinny and where it's skinny, and within a quarter of an hour after the beating, it's absolutely effective!

This is the effect every time my mother beats my little butt, I will never lie. "

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Duhu's gorgeous head tilted and he fainted, he didn't know whether he was frightened or tricked.

"Hey, Uncle Tiger, how are you? Don't scare me, are you dead? Don't die

You haven't cooked for me yet. "Xiao Xuanxuan was flustered for a while, and turned her head to see that her father was not there, she was even more flustered now.

Immediately a flash of inspiration, "By the way, pinch the Renzhong acupoint, my father and Daochang grandpa have taught it, if a person passes out, then sharply pinch the Renzhong acupoint, let me look for it, um, the upper lip under the nose, That's right, pinch him!"

Xiao Xuanxuan fiddled with it for a while, but it didn't seem to work, Dumb just wouldn't wake up.

"Am I too weak?

Little Miaomiao, go to my room and fetch the sewing basket, and poke it with an awl, it should be enough strength."

Cough

Duhu on the bed woke up coughing loudly, his head was covered in cold sweat, he thought it was a good time, otherwise he would have a hare lip pierced, this little aunt is really terrible.

"Ah, Uncle Dahu, have you come back to life? I was scared to death. I thought you were going to die." Xiao Xuanxuan let out a long breath, but Dahu vomited blood again, thinking that if he didn't die, he was going to be mad at you.

"Xuanxuan, what about your Uncle Two Tigers and Uncle Three Tigers? Can you ask them to come over?" Du Hu settled down and asked.

Xuanxuan explained patiently: "Uncle Erhu was sent by daddy to run some errands, and he said he went to the northeast to look for third uncle, and he won't be back for a while.

Uncle Three Tigers, Four Tigers and Five Tigers should be sleeping. "

"It's okay, it's dawn now, it's time to get up and work, you go and wake them up."

Xiao Xuanxuan still couldn't do it, she shook her head and said, "No, they won't be able to get up in the morning.

When I was sleeping last night, my mother told me that because you were seriously injured and dying, Uncle Sanhu and the rest were so worried that they couldn't sleep all night.

So I came up with an idea to help them, and secretly made a pair of cigarettes according to the prescription mentioned in my father's medical book, and threw them into the three of them's rooms. After a while, all three of them fell asleep. , slept like a dead.

According to medical theory, if there is no accident, they will sleep until the sun is in the middle of this noon. "

Tiger:

It's over, how can we fix it now?Du Hu had already given up treatment, and was lying on the hospital bed with a look of lovelessness.

"Uncle Big Tiger, what's wrong with you? Are you hungry? Thirsty?"

"It's okay, I want to be quiet!"

"Oh, alright.

Did you hear me, Little Miaomiao, Uncle Dahu, please be quiet, don’t quarrel with Uncle Dahu here, hurry up and wait outside the door, it’s fine for me to stay with Uncle Dahu alone here, daddy taught me, Talk about a sick person, tell him a story, so that he can recover faster, you are not allowed to eavesdrop. "

At this time, Du Shaoqing, who went out to look for Sanhu and the others, looked at Sanhu and the others with a dazed expression, what's going on?The three fell on the floor of the bedroom in a mess?Like a drug mouse?Has a burglar entered the house?

"No, why is there a residual smell of smoke?" Du Shaoqing smelled it vigilantly, and after searching carefully, there was indeed a small medicine bag that hadn't burned out on the ground.

Impossible, my family is poor and white, and thieves came to steal?

But shouldn't the theft go to my house?What are you doing in a buddy's house?

Squeezing the black and gray pocket in his hand to observe, Du Shaoqing suddenly found out, isn't this the medicine bag from his pharmacy?Moreover, the formula of Miyan is still a secret record in his own study, it can be regarded as the only biography of the Du family's medical skills, so to speak

oops!It must be this girl, what is she going to do?Are you okay to take medicine for your family?Is it fun?

Du Shaoqing slapped his forehead and finally knew what was going on.

When he arrested his daughter and asked, Du Shaoqing couldn't laugh or cry. This child has good intentions, but he doesn't understand anything, which adds to the chaos.

While preparing the antidote to clean up the mess, Du Shaoqing was thinking about what he had reported to the emperor. Now that the tiger is awake, there is such a big incident in the southwest. I don’t know if Baiqisi has found it. It is related to the prince. We must let the emperor know what happened as soon as possible. up.

Princess Changle followed her husband to the pharmacy with a worried expression on her face, "Husband, what did Dahu say? Is elder brother okay? Who wants to attack elder brother?"

Du Shaoqing looked at his wife's tired face, and knew that she might be concerned and chaotic, and didn't sleep all night.

Reaching out to help his wife straighten out some messy hair, Du Shaoqing comforted him: "Don't worry if you're fine, the prince is fine, Duhu blocked the plot for him, so he's still safe.

As for the people behind the scenes, I'm afraid they still need to be investigated. Duo is just a victim and doesn't know much about it. "

"Then what should we do? The eldest brother went to the plateau alone, and there were not many people he could trust. Now even the closest tiger has been murdered and sent back. Isn't he very dangerous now?"

Thinking of the situation of her elder brother Li Chengqian, Princess Changle trembled when she spoke.

Du Shaoqing sighed and said: "Yes, but his five-year term of office has not yet expired, and he is still far away from his political goals, and the prince is a proud and arrogant person, so it may not be easy for him to retreat in spite of difficulties.

Forget it, it's thousands of miles away, it's useless for us to worry about it here, we should inform His Majesty.

Now this matter must be kept secret. I have locked up the people who sent Duhu back to our house to prevent any news from being leaked. You should pack up and enter the palace now. Your Majesty will come and meet some witnesses in person.

I'm afraid that these few people will be cleaned up when they walk out of our door. You must know that there were 20 people when they set off, and now there are only five people left. One can imagine the danger. "

As soon as Princess Changle heard it, she knew what her husband meant. It must be that there was too much power behind the assassination, so she had to be so cautious.

Nodding heavily, the princess changed her clothes, summoned her carriage and walked slowly towards the palace.

Du Shaoqing rescued Sanhu and the others, the three of them seemed to be drunk, stumbled and looked at Du Shaoqing in a daze, stretched for a long time, Sanhu muttered: "It's really good to drink these two cups. "

Du Shaoqing stretched out his hand to support his forehead, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, stepped forward and kicked one of them down, and the three of them woke up instantly, "The shopkeeper? Why are you here?"

"Three idiots, you have worked in the pharmacy for several years, how come you don't even know about vaping? You were knocked down by someone throwing vaping in the house.

It's really embarrassing, do you think it's a drunk dream?Forgot about your elder brother being seriously injured and dying? "

"Ah? That's right, big brother, where's big brother?