Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

This kid is really cunning, if he had known about this fishing method, anyone could have done it. "Cheng Yaojin said impatiently.

Qin Shubao smiled and said: "Bite gold, don't make wild guesses. If all the ice in the middle of the hole is smashed, where will people go? Don't all the fish startle away? This is not how fishing is done."

Everyone was guessing, Emperor Li Er looked at it seriously, smiled and said nothing, although he proposed the bet, but he believed that his son-in-law must have a unique trick to win, after all, this son-in-law is capable of what others can't, and has never let himself down Pass.

On the other side, Xiao Xuanxuan and a group of children also gathered together to join in the fun, and even the discussions among the children were more joyful than the adults.

"Sister Xuanxuan, Daddy told me that you can't catch fish in winter, what are we looking at here?" A little boy whispered, biting his finger.

"Who said that? My father said that if you can fish, then you can fish. Your father is wrong." Xiao Xuanxuan emphasized.

"No way, my dad never lied to me, could it be?"

"No! Don't talk nonsense if you don't know. If you talk nonsense again, we won't take you to play." Xiao Xuanxuan threatened, but her face flushed, obviously she lacked confidence, and she didn't know if she could catch fish.

Seeing that most of the children were frightened by her, Xiao Xuanxuan hurriedly changed the subject and said, "Sister Ruyu, did you get beaten up last time I went home?"

Xiao Xuanxuan has been living in peace for so many days, studying hard without going out of the door, but she still remembers her little friend in her heart.

Cheng Ruyu shook her head and said, "No, Daddy didn't want to beat me up, but my three older brothers got beaten up."

"Ah? Why? Could it be that they also stole the wine?" The little guys asked curiously.

"No, Daddy said, if I steal alcohol again, I will beat them like this." Cheng Ruyu explained.

Pfft, if Cheng Yaojin and the three brothers of the Cheng family heard this explanation, they would probably vomit blood and faint. At that time, they clearly meant that if you steal alcohol again, they will beat you like this. It is not that you will beat your brother just because you steal alcohol.

"It's strange, why did you beat your brothers for stealing alcohol, and after I got home, I was beaten up by my father for drinking, and my ass still hurts now." Little Du Ping said a little aggrieved.

But the little son interjected: "It's not surprising, the queen mother didn't beat me, but punished my sisters who protected me, and said that she would punish them when she saw me drinking again."

It's over, these second generations are being taught astray from time to time?What is the idea of ​​each one?

At this time, there was another six or seven-year-old child who didn't quite understand, so he came up and asked curiously, isn't it that children are not allowed to drink alcohol?

Everyone explained it again, that child is also a wonderful thing, as if he had received some good news, he said excitedly: "Haha, this method is really great, it turns out that drinking can make my father beat my brother, that's great, my elder brother often bullies me, When I go back today, I will drink in front of my father, if this happens, my brother will be beaten."

"Hey, you are too bad," someone accused.

There was also an older child who turned his head to look at his younger brother at this time, his eyes were a little unkind, and he whispered: "Did you hear that, kid? Let me tell you, if you dare to imitate me by drinking like them, watch me get beaten up." Don't smash your ass."

"No, no, brother, I don't drink."

After a while of commotion, Cheng Ruyu had an idea and remembered the bet made by the adults, so he stood up and suggested: "It's boring to wait here, why don't we just bet like the adults and bet that brother Du Shaoqing can win?" What if you can't catch any fish?"

When Xiao Xuanxuan heard this, she instinctively wanted to hold back her little partner, since she had no idea about it, how could she dare to bet on it?

But after Cheng Ruyu finished speaking, the eyes of the little guys around were all shining, obviously they were moved.

"It's better, Sister Ruyu, we gambled with you and Sister Xuanxuan, and we never won once, and you lost so much that time, my mother strictly forbids to gamble with you again." Someone said. flinched.

Xiao Xuanxuan just wanted to nod her head and say forget it, but Cheng Ruyu preempted her and said: "It's okay, it's okay, we won't gamble this time, adults won't care about anything else, so you're not curious, can you catch me today?" fish?

Don't you guys want to get back with me and Sister Xuanxuan? "

Hey, this little girl seems to be born with provocative power. The group of boys are really getting more and more restless. For no other reason, just winning a round is enough to lure everyone to participate once.

At this time, Xiao Xuanxuan was finally able to intervene, and said with a little interest: "Why don't you just forget about it, since adults are strictly forbidden to gamble, let's see them gamble, so as not to go home and be punished."

Originally, she wanted everyone to go downhill and give up on this gamble, but who would have thought that when she said this, everyone would be stimulated, as if everyone had no courage to gamble.

A little boy was the first to stand up and shouted: "It's a bet. At worst, I will be beaten at home. Anyway, it is basically beaten every day, so this is not bad."

Everyone looked at him sympathetically, and said in their hearts that there were people in the circle who were more miserable than us, and there were people who were beaten every day.

Seeing everyone clamoring for gambling, Xiao Xuanxuan wanted to cry, but she didn't mean that, she really didn't want to gamble today.

"Hey, what are we betting on? We don't have much money except clothes, and we can't bet on these two things."

Cheng Ruyu thought for a while, and really didn't know what to bet on, "Wait a minute, let's discuss it, and you also think about which side wins."

"Don't think about it, our father seems to have participated in it too. It was the Du's Chamber of Commerce's bet. My father bet on the failure of fishing. Of course, I bet with him, so even if I lose the bet, I can go back." An older child said wittily.

"That's right, bet with your lord, that's all!"

Cheng Ruyu nodded and said, "Okay, then we must have succeeded in betting on fishing."

Little Li Xiang reminded in a low voice: "Sister Ruyu, it seems that your bearded father also bet on fishing failure, you are on the wrong team."

Cheng Ruyu was so embarrassing, it seemed that she was always standing with sister Xuanxuan, but she suddenly forgot that this time her father bet on the opposite side.

"Go, go, kids talk so much, who are you with?

Let's discuss what to bet first, and see if we can choose a good way that is interesting and not too difficult. It is best that there is no big problem even if we lose. "Cheng Ruyu frowned and thought.

Xiao Xuanxuan didn't say a word, she thought to herself, how can there be such a good thing, let you take it all?

However, the little Sizi among the best friends seemed to have thought of something, and motioned to them, and the five children stood head to head, listening to Sizi's idea.

"I have a good idea, didn't we get fined for stealing alcohol last time?

Like us, they are all children, and they are not allowed to drink, so we can bet on this, whoever loses will be fined to go home and steal alcohol, so that they will definitely be beaten by adults, isn't it interesting? "

Oh my god, Cheng Ruyu opened her eyes wide and looked at the little si, who is usually the cutest little si, how could she come up with such an idea at a critical moment?Did I misread her, or did she learn from us?

"Yeah, okay, that's a good idea, it's best to let them try to drink and get beaten." Cheng Ruyu agreed.

Xiao Si continued: "More than that, even if we lose this idea and are forced to go back to steal the wine, it seems that it doesn't hit us, we have brothers and sisters to help."

Cheng Ruyu applauded, this idea is great!

But little Du Ping and little Li Xiang were about to cry, some of you helped to get beaten, it seems like we all went to get beaten by ourselves.

Only Xiao Xuanxuan didn't speak, she was almost defeated by her two little friends, are you going to revolt?The whole process was clearly arranged by the two of you, who is the eldest sister?

"We have already discussed, whoever loses will go home and steal wine, and then drink it in front of adults, how about it? Do you dare to bet? You must know that this is more courageous, cowards who are afraid of being beaten can quit! "Cheng Ruyu said loudly.

Steal alcohol?Still want to drink?Still in front of the adults at home?This, this is too cruel!Almost everyone was dumbfounded by this bet.

"What? Don't you dare? Forget it, let's just sit here and watch the fun." Cheng Ruyu said excitedly.

At this moment, a little boy stood up and raised his hand, saying, "I bet, I bet."

Who knows, but he was held down by his brother who was two years older and scolded: "Brother, are you cheating on me? Even if you lose the bet, go home and steal wine, in the end, daddy must beat my brother, did you mean it?" ?”

Well, I don’t know when it became common for everyone to beat up my brother while drinking?Who was it that was taken astray?

"That's not right, brother, didn't we bet with them? What if they lose? Our father bet on them." The child argued strongly.